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Re: Thought for today

Postby Dennisq » 13 Apr 10, 4:10 pm

mugley wrote:When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a cock teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female? Moisturizer.


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Re: Thought for today

Postby mugley » 14 Apr 10, 9:22 am

The worst thing about being a test tube baby is that you KNOW your father is a fuck’n wanker.
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Re: Thought for today

Postby Dennisq » 14 Apr 10, 9:25 am

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Re: Thought for today

Postby Dennisq » 14 Apr 10, 9:37 am

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. :mrgreen:
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Re: Thought for today

Postby Dennisq » 14 Apr 10, 9:39 am

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? :D
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Re: Thought for today

Postby mid_nite_poet » 14 Apr 10, 9:55 am

Good thought Dennis :thumb: Gives you something to think about
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Re: Thought for today

Postby Dennisq » 14 Apr 10, 10:10 am

mid_nite_poet wrote:Good thought Dennis :thumb: Gives you something to think about


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Re: Thought for today

Postby mugley » 14 Apr 10, 10:19 am

:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Thought for today

Postby cerina » 14 Apr 10, 4:05 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Thought for today

Postby mugley » 21 Apr 10, 11:11 am

According to a new study, 20% of men do not know how to properly put on a condom. You know what they call these men? Daddy
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Re: Thought for today

Postby Dennisq » 21 Apr 10, 11:15 am

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Re: Thought for today

Postby mr wiseguy » 21 Apr 10, 2:24 pm

mugley wrote:When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a cock teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female? Moisturizer.

love it :lmao:
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Re: Thought for today

Postby mr wiseguy » 24 Apr 10, 12:15 pm

When you have an itchy hand...means money...If you have itchy feet...means travel ,,,So what does it mean when you have an itchy ass ??"
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Re: Thought for today

Postby mugley » 24 Apr 10, 12:16 pm

:laughingup: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Thought for today

Postby Dennisq » 25 Apr 10, 9:36 am

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Re: Thought for today

Postby mr wiseguy » 25 Apr 10, 10:02 am

:lmao: i wanted an answer :lmao: showered baby wipes every thing :roll: and my ass was itching just wondered if there was some old bollox saying i was comin into somthing

or god forbid something comin into me :lmao:
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Re: Thought for today

Postby mid_nite_poet » 25 Apr 10, 10:07 am

:laughingup: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Thought for today

Postby Dennisq » 25 Apr 10, 10:08 am

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Re: Thought for today

Postby mugley » 25 Apr 10, 11:18 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Thought for today

Postby mugley » 25 Apr 10, 11:38 am

The average man has had sex in a car 15 times.
That’s something to keep in mind next time you’re looking for a used car
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Re: Thought for today

Postby cerina » 25 Apr 10, 2:03 pm

Does it depend on the age of the man/car? :mrgreen:
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Re: Thought for today

Postby Dennisq » 27 Apr 10, 7:40 am

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Re: Thought for today

Postby mid_nite_poet » 27 Apr 10, 8:04 am

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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Re: Thought for today

Postby mugley » 27 Apr 10, 11:32 am

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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