Top 10 signs that you’re not getting enough exercise

[mid_nite_poet]

Top 10 signs that you’re not getting enough exercise

You’re harpooned for your blubber.

Your treadmill has a “snack break” setting.

You lack the strength to develop Type II diabetes.

You have a permanent spider web between your legs.

When the drill instructor yells “Gimme 20,” you vomit for 20-minutes.

Your ankles are twice as big as your neck.

You can’t breathe and chew gum.

You have an ass the size of the Amazon.

Poor stamina limits you to I.V. pole dancing.

You have fat deposits on your shins.

[cerina]

Treadmill???

[admin]

Treadmill???

Would you like to borrow my running shoes?

[breeze]

Treadmill???

Would you like to borrow my running shoes?

Cerina, I guess you can choose between these ones.

[mid_nite_poet]

Cerina will have a tough decision to make

[cerina]

As long as they can run without my feet in them, I don't mind which ones I use.

[Harriet The Spy]

As long as they can run without my feet in them, I don't mind which ones I use.

If you could excersise while sitting on the sofa with a nice cup of tea, it would be heaven

[cerina]

As long as they can run without my feet in them, I don't mind which ones I use.

If you could excersise while sitting on the sofa with a nice cup of tea, it would be heaven

Oh, you can. I exercise my fingers for hours sitting here typing.

[mugley]

[admin]

Treadmill???

Would you like to borrow my running shoes?

Cerina, I guess you can choose between these ones.

where are they available ?

[breeze]

I don't know. I thought you can tell us.

[mid_nite_poet]

They look kind of comfortable