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Whit -less

Postby Jack Flash » 07 Dec 11, 7:12 am

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.’

I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.
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Re: Whit -less

Postby mugley » 07 Dec 11, 12:14 pm

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
My moral code is what I think everyone should go by because I don’t feel that I have done anything wrong.

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Re: Whit -less

Postby cerina » 14 Dec 11, 6:08 pm

:lmao: :lmao:
We always leave a fingerprint on every life we touch. Make sure your touch is gentle.

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