British Petroleum's PR department has been working overtime to come up new and novel ways to put a positive spin on the oil spill crisis in the Gulf.
So why not Oil wrestling?
Sweet Bonny vs Dubai Crude in a crud match
too slippery to hold
Oil away - a fun day for all
A Geyser of Fun
The problem with getting a grip starts to become clear
Getting a handle on a slick oily mess
With crude oil wrestling, ladies could make few extra dollars to cover being put out of work by the oil spill.
Guys would enjoy watching the ladies wrestle and for a while forget all about the troubles in the gulf.
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