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The Latest Funny News Headlines

Politicians are always screwing over the voters, countries are always at war, and the economy is always in trouble. Frankly we're just tired of hearing news that's always bad. So, if you want to find out who died, read your local paper. If you want to read something funny, and have a laugh or two, click on these headlines

Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 30, 2009

It's A Blue Moon New Year's Eve Party!
Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
Woman's 999 call over playful cat


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 29, 2009

Dave Barry's year in review: 2009
A stash of obscene etchings is discovered inside the Ministry of Justice
Woman becomes first to officiate bowl game


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 28, 2009

Inventor spends Christmas with his perfect woman
Seven-year-old caught plowing in Germany
These Santa's should carry an elf warning..


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 23, 2009

Wal-Mart Accused Of Secretly Videotaping Public Restroom
Cop to nude cyclists in New Zealand: Wear helmets
Long legs get short shrift in study


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 22, 2009

Britney hits back at squirrel-eating story
Crimestoppers hotline staff 'baffled by bizarre cold weather calls'
Burger King, Carl's Jr. pull out oldest ad trick in book


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 21, 2009

Ten Science Stories That Changed Our Decade
Perfect face dimensions measured
Alcohol now costs less than water


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 19, 2009

U.S. to Capture Cow Farts to Save the Planet
Lingerie League has a Hissy Fit
Teacher on leave after taking 40 students to Hooters
Too Cold For Nude Protest, NYC Bikers Switch Gear


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 18, 2009

YouTube video leads to Hollywood contract
Star Trek Stops Women From Becoming Computer Scientists
Study: Mistress of French King Died From Drinking Too Much Gold


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 17, 2009

Woman's life made 'unbearable' by insatiable libido
Russians confirm that UK climate scientists manipulated data
Flashing teen found guilty after being hit by car


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 16, 2009

I don't want a goat for Christmas
Drinking tea and coffee 'can prevent diabetes'
first shoes closer to a girl's heart than her first kiss


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 15, 2009

Man Steals Totem Pole With Help From Cops
Reward offered for safe return of troll
He nears 40 years old, still a virgin


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 14, 2009

Bankers 'whacked' in arcade game
17 items that have gone extinct
Top Ten Cities in China with the Most Beautiful Women


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 12, 2009

City gets Charlie Brown Christmas tree
New Moon Pirate Camming Farce Comes To An End
Giant pet rabbit that thinks he's a dog


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 11, 2009

Chinese man gets remote control stuck in bottom after drunk prank
You’d Better Watch Out: SantaCon Returns
Survey: More Americans mix, match religions


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 10, 2009

Husband gets weekly whooping from wife
City Threatens $2500 Fines for Challenging Traffic Tickets
Woman steals Hoboken police car, cops say


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 9, 2009

Record industry faces liability over `infringement'
Tourist caught smuggling lizards worth $35,850 in his underwear
Man appeals traffic ticket all the way to the state Supreme Court – and wins


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 8, 2009

Train buffs are facing jail after building their own ramshackle locomotive
The Netherlands: Speed Cameras, Gift-Wrapped
The Great Garlic Bubble


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 7, 2009

What do cats do home alone? Cat cams have answers
The REAL king of the jungle
A good old-fashioned space rush
The fourth sexual orientation?


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 5, 2009

Men nearing retirement 'happier than women'
police department in disarray
Special Delivery - all 28,000 tons


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 4, 2009

Penniless Cave dwellers suddenly $7b richer
Barack Obama Pills Hit Streets - Approval Ratings High
US Senator Baucus nominated girlfriend for post


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 3, 2009

Swedish 'milkman' loses breastfeeding battle
Girl's a snore-gasm addict
Snake Mistakes Its Tail For Food


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 2, 2009

Snap-happy orangutan wins Facebook fans
Judge Tells Debt Collection Firm To Pay $115 For Dragging wrong person To Court
Boston brewer pushes new limits on extreme beer
Wis. would-be robber arrives too late to rob bank


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for December 1, 2009

Is it difficult to write well about sex?
Store apologises for clothesline blunder
New Zealand church fined for blocking phones
W.Va. man sues over use of mugshot





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