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If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

Keep honking...I'm reloading.

So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

Honk! If you want to see my finger

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

Honk If Anything Falls Off.

Boldly Going Nowhere.

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

To All You Virgins - Thanks For Nothing.

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

Thank You For Pot Smoking.

If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

Cover Me - I'm Changing Lanes.

Guys: No Shirt - No Service, Gals: No Shirt - No Charge

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.

If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off... [Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest]

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

Cat: The Other White Meat.

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition.

I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.

Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

Ax Me About Ebonics.

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.

Illiterate? Write For Help.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

CONSCIOUSNESS: That annoying time between naps.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes

Damned if I do, damned if I don't...so damnit I will!

Accountants don't die - they just lose their balance.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Screw it".

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot



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