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The Latest Funny News Headlines

Politicians are always screwing over the voters, countries are always at war, and the economy is always in trouble. Frankly we're just tired of hearing news that's always bad. So, if you want to find out who died, read your local paper. If you want to read something funny, and have a laugh, click on these headlines


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 19, 2013
Ridiculous Excuses For Staying Out Of Work
Come One Come All, Small Penis Contest
Traffic Warden Tries To Ticket Funeral Procession


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 18, 2013
Bacon Restaurant Must Close Due To Aroma
Hanging Bras Not A Fire hazard
Woman Wants To Give Birth To A Shark And Eat It


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 17, 2013
5 Kinds Of Women Guys Go For
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
Ohioans Curse The Most


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 16, 2013
Car Thief Goes To Drive Thru That Car Owner Works At
Women Can Legally Go Topless In NYC
The Benefits Of The Big "O"


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 15, 2013
Drug And Prostitution Ring Busted At Senior Center
Man On Honeymoon Busted With Prostitute
10 Things About Hell


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for 14, 2013
Meet The MILF Army
Witches Banned From Flying Broomsticks Over A 150 Meters High
Newest Craze, Tittoos


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 13, 2013
Man Learns the Hard Way, Do Not Put toilet Paper In The Microwave
Meet The Four Year Old Mayor
Student Suspended For Posting Principles Mugshot On Instagram


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 12, 2013
Worlds Ex-fattest Man Poses Nude After Gastric Bypass
Irish Redhead Convention Celebrates Gingers
The Modern History Of Swearing


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 11, 2013
Worker left Body In Van Taken To Garage For Repairs
Commissioner Caught Having Sex In Park ordered To Write Explicit Letter Of Apology
Smoke Jumpers Jump Into Pot Garden


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 10, 2013
How To Google Like The NSA
Man Draws The Line At Wearing A Troll Mask During Sex
Man Attacked By Alligator While Fleeing Cops


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 09, 2013
Solar Powered WIFI Trash Cans
Japan Hopes For Lift From "Abenomics Bra"
105 year Old Woman Says Secret To Longevity is Bacon


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 08, 2013
106 Year Old Woman gets 73 year Old Boy Toy
Scientists May Have Found Brazilian Atlantis
Woman Accidentally Buys Winning Lottery Ticket


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 07, 2013
Lack Of Tree Sex Makes Allergies Worse
Woman Protests Outside The White House For 32 Years
The Costs Of A Weeks Worth Of Groceries Around The World


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 06, 2013
How To Dip Without Breaking Your Chip
Retired Race Horse Enjoys Painting
Coffee Shop Scheduled To Open On Space Station In 2015


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 05, 2013
Online Sex Trends Revealed
Science Tells Us How To Keep A Bottle Of Beer Cold
Van Meter Remembers The 1903 Winged Monster


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for 04, 2013
Doctor Claims He Can Hypnotize Women Into Having Bigger Breasts
Man Accused From Shoplifting Blames Store Name
International Clitoris Week Is Coming


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for 03, 2013
Aliens Messed With US And Soviet Nukes
Help Wanted: Polar bear Spotter
Cops: Sno Cone Joe Stalked Mr. Ding-A-Ling


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 02, 2013
Man Robs Banks To Give To The Poor
World Naked Gardening Day Is Coming
Billboard Depicting Bestiality Removed


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for May 01.2013
Teacher Fired For Masturbating In Front Of Class
Job Openings For Breastfeeding Cheerleaders In Brooklyn
New Reality TV Show Ordered, Top Hooker


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for Apr 30, 2013
Meet The Indiana Jones Of Beer
Burglar Takes Time Play With Himself And Toy Helicopter
Global Warming Could Cause Increase In Prostitution


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for Apr 29, 2013
Anti Drug PSAs Make Kids Want To Try Drugs
Why Barry White Gets Your Girlfriend In The Mood
Lingerie Firm Sells Women's Underwear For Men


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for Apr 28, 2013
Dead Prostitute Leaps From Coffin
When Did Americans Lose Their British Accents?
Cannabis Time Capsule From 1876


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for Apr 27, 2013
Science Determines What Hurts Worse, Childbirth Or Kick In The Groin
All Redheads Descendant Of First Redhead
Does Different Kinds Of Alcohol Affect You Differently


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for Apr 26, 2013
Spanish MP Performs Striptease In Protest
Legal Pot Jeopardizes Pot Prosecutions
Virgin Airlines Wants To help You Join The Mile High Club


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for Apr 25, 2013
Space Alien Skeleton Actually Mummified Human Being
Arrestee: I Am A Gay Man Trapped In A Woman's Body
This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy In Your Private Parts


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for Apr 24, 2013
Woman Knits A Boyfriend
Teen gets Robbed, Makes Appointment To Get Robbed Again
Burglar Calls Cops When He Thinks He hears Another Burglar


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for Apr 23, 2013
Man Jailed For Watching Pixie Sex
420 And Jewish Teachings
Challenges Of Sex In Space


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for Apr 22, 2013
Paralyzed Man Has Orgasmic Thumb
Japanese Scotch
Latest Trend, Diaperless Babies


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for Apr 21, 2013
Woman Arrested 396 Times Since 1978
Ten Things Not To Do In The Bedroom
One Night Stand Extended With Lock Down In Boston


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for Apr 20, 2013
Man Survives Both Boston And Waco Explosions
Man Interviewed On TV Forgets To Hide Pink Dildo
Vibrating Underwear Controlled By IPhone



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