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Stupid Laws from Colorado

One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.

Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer
that is at most 3.2% alcohol.

No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

Throwing missiles at cars is illegal. (Alamosa)

To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license. (Alamosa)

Persons may not urinate in public. (Alamosa)

Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them. (Arvada)

It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day,
or holidays. (Colorado Springs)

It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building. (Cripple Creek)

The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park. (Denver)

It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. (Denver)

You may not drive a black car on Sundays. (Denver)

It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado. (Denver)

It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex. (Durango)

It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. (Logan County)

Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys. (Louisville)

It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits. (Pueblo)