Stupid Laws from Kansas
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. (Derby)
Persons may not "screech" their tires while driving. (Derby)
Riding an animal down any road is against the law. (Derby)
It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk. (Dodge City)
All places of business must provide a horse water troth (Dodge City)
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. (Lawrence)
No one may wear a bee in their hat. (Lawrence)
One may not picket a funeral. (Overland Park)
Musical car horns are banned. (Russell)
Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. (Wichita)