Stupid Laws from Virginia

No animal may be hunted on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.

You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.

If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.

Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

It is illegal to tickle women.

It is illegal to have relations with the lights on, and in any position other than missionary.

No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk. (Culpeper)

A person of color may not be outside or within the city limits after 7 pm. (Dayton)

Any person who owns a pool risks a $2500 fine for not closing the gate to the pool when they get done swimming in it. (Frederick)

A special license is required for persons wishing to sell such items as tableware and coins. (Frederick)

It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. (Lebanon)

Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated. (Norfolk)

A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere. (Norfolk)

Women must wear a corset after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone. (Norfolk)

No person may keep a skunk as a pet. (Prince William County)

It is illegal to cuss about another. (Prince William County)

It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee. (Richmond)

It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm. (Stafford County)

If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's. (Virginia Beach)

It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike. (Virginia Beach)

It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk. (Virginia Beach)

It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.(Virginia Beach)