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Like Making Love to a Beautiful Woman

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Riding a bike is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First check that it can take your weight and that is the correct height for mounting.

Then feel the saddle, is it large, small, hard, soft, leathery, worn, comfortable; it is entirely down to personal preference. Give the frame a good going over and lubricate where necessary.

If possible peel back the rim and check the tube for any leakages. Then you should be ready to climb into the saddle and start pedaling. It is important that your ride should be hard and firm.

Should your tires become flattened it could lead to an embarrassing loss of control. If in doubt simply dismount and give it a good hand pump. You should be returned to your former glory in a matter of moments.