One of the things that made this comedian feel old was McDonald's including salads and wraps on their menu. If you think about it though, who goes to McDonald's and orders a salad.
Salads are nothing more than a corporate reaction to out of shape people complaining to the media because they have no healthy food choices.
Bill Burr argues that McDonald's was never known for its healthy food. It's fast food that taste good and should only be eaten occasionally. Besides it gives you a good reason to feel guilty about not going to the gym.