Comedian DC Benny describes the ghettoest mall ever and the gauntlet of garbage that he has to navigate to get to the one store where he wants to buy something.
He describes Fulton Mall as a $.99 store next to an $.88 store, next to a $1 store, where everything is 50% off. These malls stores are located next to check-cashing places which are all full, and the few banks in the mall are always empty.
To get to the sports store, Modell, wanted to buy a pair of shoes he had to run a gauntlet of aggressive vendors selling services in the mall and a Jamaican security guard that thinks the bottle of Snapple that he just purchased might be altered.