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Prophets for Profits

Prophets for Profits, now there are even more ways to save, yourself! A For-Profit Call Center that helps you decide which Truth to buy...It's peace of mind with a price tag.

Profits for profits is a full service for-profit call center that helps you decide which believes system best suits your insecurities. Profits for profits patented questions be gone questionnaire will reveal your deepest insecurities and darkest regrets which are then sent to matchmaking algorithms that accurately anoint you with your new spiritual identity.

You have devoted countless hours to deciding which phone to purchase and which shoes to buy. Why not spend a few minutes today to find out which truth to buy into. Can't decide which religion to follow just let the call center employees know how much of each religion you would like to follow and they will make it work for you.