Set in the 1950s this sketch features a teenybopper who's upset because she didn't get asked to the dance. Enter the owner of a soda shop (Louis C.K.) who makes the girl an interesting offer.
This sketch takes a few interesting twists and turns that make it unusual for a comedy skit. As it begins the soda shop owner, a lecherous middle-aged man offers to take her to the dance which of course she turns down. It continues with him making additional inappropriate offers which she of course either ignores or politely refuses.
The final twist in the story occurs after a young man enters the scene and asked her to the dance. She then confides to her girlfriends that she just loves stringing the lonely old soda shop owner along.