Funny Dumb Blond Jokes
Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black miniskirts?
Cause their balls show!
Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.
Why do blondes have more fun?
Because they don't know any better.
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
What do a blonde and a good beer have in common?
They both go down easy.
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
From dating blonde men.
Why do blondes like tilt steering?
More head room.
Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
More leg room.
Why do blonds have orgasms ?
So they know when to stop having sex !
What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
Pick them up off the floor
Why don't blondes eat pickles?
Because they can't get their head in the jar.
What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
Bucket seats.
What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations.
What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
Pack their lunch and send them to work.
What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
They both get easier to pick-up with age.
What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
They both have a black box.
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
Last years hide and go seek winner.
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A waste.
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
An interpreter.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
Divorcee'
What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A visitor.
What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
All you can eat, under a buck.
What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a smart blond?
A golden retriever.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?
Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A vacant possession.
Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
The Blonde!
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
Because she got an F in sex.
