Alabama

• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

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Alaska

• It is illegal for a moose to walk on the sidewalk downtown

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Arizona

• Hunting camels is prohibited.

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Arkansas

• It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas

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California

• Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

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Colorado

• It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.

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Connecticut

• You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

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Delaware

• Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

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Florida

• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

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Georgia

• Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

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Hawaii

• In Hawaii you will be fined if you do not own a boat

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Idaho

• Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

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Illinois

• It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

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Indiana

• Bathing is prohibited during the winter.

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Iowa

• Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

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Kansas

• It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.

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Kentucky

• By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

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Louisiana

• Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

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Maine

• You may not step out of a plane in flight.

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Maryland

• You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.

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Massachusetts

• You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbor.

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Michigan

• It is legal for the blind to hunt, and they don't need anyone with them.

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Minnesota

• It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.

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Mississippi

• A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her

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Missouri

• Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).

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Montana

• It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

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Nebraska

• A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service

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Nevada

• It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

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New Hampshire

• One must not collect seaweed

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New Jersey

• It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder

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New Mexico

• Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public

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New York

• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

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North Carolina

• Elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields.

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North Dakota

• Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

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Ohio

• Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

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Oklahoma

• Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

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Oregon

• You may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e. that which covers one's body from neck to knee

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Pennsylvania

• A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

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Rhode Island

• Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

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South Carolina

• Horses may not be kept in bathtubs

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South Dakota

• If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

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Tennessee

• You can't shoot any game other that whales from a moving automobile

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Texas

• It is illegal to take more that three sips of beer while standing

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Utah

• A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

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Vermont

• Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night.

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Virginia

• There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."

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Washington

• A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town".

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West Virginia

• No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions".

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Wisconsin

• Unless a customer orders it specifically, it's against the law to serve margarine instead of butter at a restaurant (the dairy state)

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Wyoming

• It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

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And lets not forget Canada our friend and neighbor