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Funny One-liners - by Type

Bit of Fun has accumulated a lot of witty onliners over the years. Since we have a huge number of humorous one-liners we have tried to organize them somewhat.

Funny Bumper Stickers

Every one has a favorite funny bumper sticker, but some people actually put them on their car. Here are some twisted humor, work humor, and humorous bumper sticker sayings that we have collected

Why ask Why

Why ask why, when you know your going to get a smart-ass answer. Unless you're looking witty comebacks and one-line jokes

Drunken Witticisms

Never argue with anyone who has had a few too many. This has all the witty toasts, t-shirt humor, drunken sex innuendo, and drinking slogans you could want.

I love my job

Humorous work related phrases, comical short jokes, and amusing observations of management can be found here. Ah the joy of working for a living

Points to Ponder

Would be Philosophers distilling the meaning of life into one witty sentence. Lots of famous quotes, witty sayings, humorous observations and the meaning of life… just kidding.

Pickup Lines

We have lots of witty one-liners and snappy comebacks, all with the goal of engaging the opposite sex. Some of these pickup lines are guaranteed to have never worked.

Art from the Big Easy

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Words of Wisdom

Confucius say jokes, funny inspirational phrases, amusing antidotes and other comical words of wisdom that nobody lives by, can be found in here

Now that I'm older

Now that I'm older I’ve forgotten just about every thing. Here's our home for retirement one-liners, mature humor, turning 50 short jokes, and senior quips.

Quips About Sex  ...or lack there of

Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be found in this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy.

Witty One-liners

All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pages of witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes.

Funny One-liners

Lots of humorous, funny one-liners and funny short sayings. We hope you get a good laugh from these sayings, and that you will visit some of the other areas of Bit of Fun