Funny One-liners - by Type
Funny Bumper Stickers
Every one has a favorite funny bumper sticker, but some people actually put it on their car.Here you'll find twisted humor, work humor, and humorous bumper sticker sayings
that people stick on their automobile.
Why ask Why
Why ask why, when you know your going to get a smart-ass answer. If you're lookingfor funny questions, witty comebacks and one-line jokes follow this link.
Drunken Witticisms
Never argue with anyone who has had a few too many. This has all the witty toasts,t-shirt humor, drunken sex innuendo, and drinking slogans you could want.
I love my job
Take this job and shove it. I ain't working here no more and other humorous work relatedphrases, comical short jokes, and amusing observations of management can be found here.
Points to Ponder
Would be Philosophers distilling the meaning of life into one witty sentence. Lots of famousquotes, witty sayings, humorous observations and the meaning of life… just kidding.
Pickup Lines
We have lots of witty one-liners and snappy comebacks, all with the goal of engagingthe opposite sex. Some of these pickup lines are guaranteed to have never worked.
Words of Wisdom
Confucius say jokes, funny inspirational phrases, amusing antidotes and other comicalwords of wisdom that nobody lives by, can be found in here
Now that I'm older
Now that I'm older I’ve forgotten just about every thing. Here's our home for retirementone-liners, mature humor, turning 50 short jokes, and senior quips.
Quips About Sex ...or lack there of
Funny one-liners, sexy humor, witty and sarcastic comments involving sex can be foundin this category. Semi mature humor in here so go slow and enjoy.
Witty One-liners
All of these one-liners are witty, but these are the wittiest sayings. We have two pagesof witty remarks, witty expressions and humor quotes.
Short Funny One-liners
Here we lots of humorous, funny one-liners and funny short sayings. We hope you get a goodlaugh from these sayings, and that you will visit some of the other areas of Bit of Fun