It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church
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It is illegal for a moose to walk on the sidewalk downtown
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Hunting camels is prohibited.
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It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas
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Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
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It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.
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You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
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Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
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Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
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Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
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In Hawaii you will be fined if you do not own a boat
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Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
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It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.
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Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
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Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
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It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.
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By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
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Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
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You may not step out of a plane in flight.
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You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.
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You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbor.
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It is legal for the blind to hunt, and they don't need anyone with them.
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It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.
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A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her
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Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
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It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
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A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service
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It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
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One must not collect seaweed
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It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder
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Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public
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A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
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Elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields.
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Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
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Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
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Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
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You may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e. that which covers one's body from neck to knee
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A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
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Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
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Horses may not be kept in bathtubs
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If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
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You can't shoot any game other that whales from a moving automobile
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It is illegal to take more that three sips of beer while standing
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A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
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Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night.
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There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."
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A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town".
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No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions".
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Unless a customer orders it specifically, it's against the law to serve margarine instead of butter at a restaurant (the dairy state)
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It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
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