It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church
It is illegal for a moose to walk on the sidewalk downtown
Hunting camels is prohibited.
It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas
Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.
You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
In Hawaii you will be fined if you do not own a boat
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.
Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.
By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.
You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbor.
It is legal for the blind to hunt, and they don't need anyone with them.
It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.
A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
One must not collect seaweed
It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder
Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
Elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields.
Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
You may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e. that which covers one's body from neck to knee
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
Horses may not be kept in bathtubs
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
You can't shoot any game other that whales from a moving automobile
It is illegal to take more that three sips of beer while standing
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night.
There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."
A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town".
No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions".
Unless a customer orders it specifically, it's against the law to serve margarine instead of butter at a restaurant (the dairy state)
It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
And lets not forget