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Stupid Laws

Alabama

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

Alaska

It is illegal for a moose to walk on the sidewalk downtown

Arizona

Hunting camels is prohibited.

Arkansas

It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas

California

Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

Colorado

It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.

Connecticut

You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Delaware

Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

Florida

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

Georgia

Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

Hawaii

In Hawaii you will be fined if you do not own a boat

Idaho

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Illinois

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Indiana

Bathing is prohibited during the winter.

Iowa

Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

Kansas

It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.

Kentucky

By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

Louisiana

Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Maine

You may not step out of a plane in flight.

Maryland

You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.

Massachusetts

You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbor.

Michigan

It is legal for the blind to hunt, and they don't need anyone with them.

Minnesota

It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.

Mississippi

A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her

Missouri

Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).

Montana

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

Nebraska

A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service

Nevada

It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

New Hampshire

One must not collect seaweed

New Jersey

It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder

New Mexico

Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public

New York

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

North Carolina

Elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields.

North Dakota

Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Ohio

Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

Oklahoma

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

Oregon

You may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e. that which covers one's body from neck to knee

Pennsylvania

A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

Rhode Island

Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

South Carolina

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs

South Dakota

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

Tennessee

You can't shoot any game other that whales from a moving automobile

Texas

It is illegal to take more that three sips of beer while standing

Utah

A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

Vermont

Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night.

Virginia

There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."

Washington

A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town".

West Virginia

No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions".

Wisconsin

Unless a customer orders it specifically, it's against the law to serve margarine instead of butter at a restaurant (the dairy state)

Wyoming

It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

Canada

And lets not forget