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Comedy News
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Normalized Relations with Cuba

President Obama decides to lift America's long-standing Cuban embargo, thanks in part to Pope Francis.
Normalized Relations with Cuba

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The Grand Budget-Passed Hotel

Congress manages to overcome its gridlock in order to pass a budget plan that will avert a government shutdown, but the bill includes some sneaky last-minute additions.
The Grand Budget-Passed Hotel

Fun Facts
Santa’s reindeer have male-sounding names, such as Blitzer, Comet, and Cupid. But, since male reindeers shed their antlers around November, the reindeer pulling Santa’s sleigh are most likely female.

Funny Christmas Videos

Carol Of The Belts

4000 year old Funk Band, Here Come The Mummies.
Carol Of The Belts

The Season Is upon Us

Humorous Christmas music with all the weird relatives
that show up for the holidays
The Season Is upon Us

Humor from the Forum

Short Funnies


My friend e-mailed me today asking for a good website about the place to buy the best sausages. I sent him a couple of links.

The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler!

Christmas Humor Videos

Grandma Got Molested At The Airport

To the tune ''Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer''.
Grandma Got Molested At The Airport

Pranked Christmas Lights

This Christmas season someone has annoyed
the person that puts up the Christmas lights.
Pranked Christmas Lights

Humor from the Forum

Military Humor


"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." --U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." --USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." --Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable not to eject directly over the area you just bombed." --U.S. Air Force manual

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo." --Infantry Journal

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." --Infantry Journal

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once." --Anon

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." --Infantry Journal

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." --USAF Ammo Troop

Comedy News
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Jeb Bush's Presidential Ambitions

Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush forms an exploratory committee for the 2016 presidential election, raising the possibility of yet another Bush in the White House.
Jeb Bush's Presidential Ambitions

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Sony's Hack Attack

Dictator Kim Jong-un refuses to share his name with anyone in his country, and North Korean hackers allegedly target Sony Pictures.
Sony's Hack Attack

Fun Facts
From the 1940s to the 1970s, new students at many top American universities, including Harvard and Yale, had nude photographs taken of them at the behest of a pair of scientists interested in theories of eugenics. Among the luminaries who were photographed naked were George Bush Sr, Hillary Clinton and Meryl Streep.

Entertaining Animals

Found a Rolling Stone

Humorous video of dog finding a rolling stone.
Found a Rolling Stone

Fetch With the River

An entertaining video of a small dog
playing fetch with the river.
Fetch With the River

Humor from the Forum

Sub-prime Problems Hit Japan

Recently the Origami Bank has folded, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on, following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, over 500 employees at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank.

Entertaining Videos

Drew Carey Gets Pranked

The staff of the Price is Right prank Drew Carey
for chiding them on game set up.
Drew Carey Gets Pranked

Blond Driver - Parking Fail

Somehow this woman managed to get a license
Blond Driver - Parking Fail

Fun Facts
There is a special act in Britain that actually makes it mandatory to go to church on Christmas day. The act that is deemed the Holy Days and Fasting Act still exists, however, not so much enforced. Additionally no vehicle of any kind is to be used to get to the Christmas service.

Seasons Spirit Videos

Little Drummer Boy A Cappella

Watch Pentatonix's a Capella cover of "Little Drummer Boy"
for a little help getting in the Christmas spirit.
Little Drummer Boy A Cappella

Angels on High

Enjoy this Christmas cover of "Angels We Have Heard on High,"
performed by the Piano Guys,.
Angels on High

Humor from the Forum

Beer


The other day I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of "Bud Light" cheap.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer 'ya got?"


Entertaining Videos

20 Inch Waist

With a 20 inch waist and 32 inch hips,
a lot of people to notice her.
20 Inch Waist

They Got Embarrassed

They got embarrassed! A couple of students
getting carried away in the courtyard.
They Got Embarrassed

Fun Facts
The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' depicts two women living under one roof'.

Cats and Dogs

I Want My Ball

Golden retrievers are known as water dogs,
so you would think the dog would just go in and get it.
I Want My Ball

Cat Alarm

Kitty wants to play and Kitty has found an interesting
and annoying way to wake up her caregiver.
Cat Alarm

Humor from the Forum

T'was the night before Christmas


T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.

They'd been worn all week and needed the air.

Comedy News
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Doc of Rages

The Senate Select Committee on Intelligence releases its report on the CIA's secret interrogation program and the inhumane treatment of detainees.
Doc of Rages
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Monarchy in the U.S.

The royal couple's visit to New York City provides a welcome distraction from the Senate's release of a horrific CIA torture report.
Monarchy in the U.S.

Fun Facts
Santa Claus, St. Nicholas, was born in the ancient southeastern Turkish town of Lycia early in the fourth century


Christmas Humor

A Very Calvin Christmas

Envisioning the mind of Calvin - a wondrous
winter land of deviant snowmen.
A Very Calvin Christmas

Santa And I Know It

Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa is partying.
Santa And I Know It

Fun Facts
The tradition of gift-giving has strong association with Paganism. The Roman festival of Saturnalia featured periods of gift-giving, this idea was later incorporated into the traditional Christmas celebrations.

This was not met with full acceptance by some Christians who disliked the Pagan connection. However, supporters of gift-giving, likened the activity to that of the Magi, who gave gifts to baby Jesus, in this regard it became symbolic to the tradition of Christmas.

Christmas Tunes

Grandma Got Detained

Grandma is having a tough time traveling this year
as TS a agents seem to have an elderly for fetish.
Grandma Got Detained

Sugarplum Fairy On Glass Harp

A Christmas favorite; Tchaikovsky's Sugar Plum fairy
played on glass harp.
Sugarplum Fairy On Glass Harp

Humor from the Forum

Addicted to the Web


(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,
From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’,
I’m happy — although
My boss let me go –
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There’s beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, “Yo, man!
Don’t you know tonight’s the senior prom?”
With a listless shrug, I mutter “No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!”
I don’t phone, don’t send faxes,
Don’t go out, don’t pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I’m happily addicted to the Web!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)

Cold Videos

Ice Jump

Over in Iceland they get a little crazy
with their snowmobiles
Ice Jump

Skidding on Icy Roads

Icy roads are bad enough but slick roads
on a hill that's asking for trouble
Skidding on Icy Roads

Fun Facts
It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

This is generally perceived as a humorous reference to some unfortunate brass monkey who loses his testicles if the weather is too cold. However, the phrase has a different origin. A brass monkey was a triangle of brass attached to the ship’s deck. Cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid on the brass monkey to stop them from rolling loose. Brass, like all metals, contracts as it gets colder. When the temperature was sufficiently cold for the brass to contract enough, the cannonballs would escape from their confinement.

So the expression has nothing to do with monkeys, just basic science!

Funny Videos

Workplace Screw Ups

Goofs, screwup's, and failure to plan, all in the
name of trying to get something done at work.
Workplace Screw Ups

Do-It-Yourself Disasters

A compilation of do-it-yourself disasters
for the handyman in all of us.
Do-It-Yourself Disasters

Funny Joke from the Forum

''Don't we look pretty today''

A woman took her mother to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, the young mother and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor.

While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing.

When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued:

Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate?

Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or something?

Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?

Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarrassed?

Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS (feminine deodorant spray) this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I still don't think he should have commented!

Daughter: I don't have any FDS.

Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I used some before the appointment...

Granddaughter: That's my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!

Standup Comedy Videos

Stewart Francis Standup

Classic one-liners in this standup comedy routine
` as only Stewart Francis can deliver them.
Stewart Francis Standup

World's Worst Dating Service

Help, they're making me do hats, I wanna go? home!
World's Worst Dating Service

Fun Facts
After consuming a vibrant brew called Aul or Ale, the Vikings would go fearlessly to the battlefield, without their armour, or even their shirts. Berserk means “bear shirt” in norse, and hence the term To go Berserk.

Humorous Videos

Unusual Will

Some unusual bequests in this humorous video.
A Funny Video Will

Why - The Big Question

Children ask why a lot, and sometimes
find out more than they want to know.
Why - The Big Question

Humor from the Forum

10 of the funniest double-entendres ever aired on TV and Radio


1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting comment ator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said?'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

Interesting Videos

Dumbing Them Down

Comedians discuss the sorry state of today's schools.
Dumbing Them Down

1% of the US Population

British quiz shows deals with the extreme numbers
of the US prison population in a humorous manner.
1% of the US Population

Fun Facts
The loneliest creature on Earth is probably a whale who has been swimming the Pacific ocean for at least 12 years, and singing out in the hope of finding a mate. Scientists report that the whale has a unique song, unlike that of any other whale - so different that while it's been calling for companionship for over a decade, it's never received a response. Poor thing.

Comedy News
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To Health in a Handbasket

President Barack Obama delivers a special edition of The Word, proving that he is perfectly capable of doing Stephen's job.
To Health in a Handbasket
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The Fightin' Us

In part one of his one-part series, Stephen gives a primer on American history, the nation's traditional cuisine and President Obama's renegade methods.
The Fightin' Us

Humor from the Forum

Change is Not Always Better


There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change their underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!"

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

Dang it's Cold Videos

Snowblower Operator Error

This fellow humorously struggling with the snowblower
may not be clear on the concept of blowing the snow away.
Snowblower Operator Error

Ice Creature

Looks like alligator or snake but they cannot survive
in icy water. May have to place in the X files.
Ice Creature

Fun Facts
The Code of Hammurabi decreed that bartenders who watered down beer would be executed.

Late Night Humor

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #8

People are very quick to tweet unflattering things, but it’s important to remember that everyone has feelings. Famous people to read some of the not-so-nice things that are tweeted about them.
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #8

Bill Wants Charities Out Of Sports

When Bill watches a game, he doesn't need constant reminders about human misery.
Bill Wants Charities Out Of Sports

Humor from the Forum

Christmas Lights


so....I guess it's time to go out and pretend I'm putting up the Christmas lights

....that I never took down from last year...

Skit Comedy

We Have Oil

A comedy skit featuring residents of the remote country and the interest the United States takes once they discover oil.
We Have Oil

The Wily and Cunning TSA

This comedy skit has these terrorists wondering how in the TSA is so smart and cunning and blocks their every move.
The Wily and Cunning TSA

Fun Facts
The science-fiction series "Lost in Space" (set in the year 1997) premiered on CBS in 1965.

Funny

First Time in Water

The first time this horse has seen a large body of water. Lots of laughter and splashing make this an enjoyable watch.
First Time in Water

Wife fishing

Husband takes his wife fishing to see if it's something she might enjoy. She sure is excited about catching a fish.
Wife fishing

Humor from the Forum

Bought a house in New York State


My husband and I bought a house in New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared.

One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up.

"For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."

Classic Humor Videos

Sexy Cyborg

I want a babe from another dimension,
not like the ones at the comic conventions.
Sexy Cyborg

Paper Has Its Uses

It seems that computers and digital pads have
replaced paper for a lot of stuff. But not this!
Paper Has Its Uses

Fun Facts
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Comedy News
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The No Social Security for Nazis Act

In an inspiring display of bipartisanship, Congress passes a bill banning Social Security payments to suspected Nazis.
The No Social Security for Nazis Act
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Thought for Food - Milk & Pizza

A beverage company enhances milk at the molecular level, and Pizza Hut invents a mind-reading menu.
Thought for Food - Milk & Pizza

Humor from the Forum

Why is Christmas...


"Why is Christmas like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Funny Videos

Leakey Statue

A hidden camera prank; the victim is asked to put their finger
on a leak only to discover an additional leak
Leakey Statue

Officer Huge

Female police officer has ridiculously huge um... assets
that seem to get in the way of everything.
Officer Huge

Fun Facts
A species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length.


Cute Animal Videos

Mismatched Playmates

Mix one large golden retriever, and one tiny kitten,
and it's a pretty good bet that you'll get a cute video.
Mismatched Playmates

Mismatched playmates Take Two

A Chihuahua and Mastiff have a great time playing, even with a huge difference and their sizes.
Mismatched playmates Take Two

Strange and Useless News


Comedy News

Teens Leaving Facebook

A humorous news story pointing out teens are leaving
Facebook and moving onto the next big thing.
Teens Leaving Facebook

Party Place Retirement Center

Just because you're old doesn't mean
you don't want a party anymore.
Party Place Retirement Center

Humor from the Forum

Scientific stuff......converting units


1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

Creative Videos

Girls of Surfing

A happy, creative video of beautiful beaches and beautiful women surfing in perfect weather.
Girls of Surfing

Beautiful Time Lapse

Photographers love of photography opens some eyes
to this beautiful world and it's breathtaking landscapes.
Beautiful Time Lapse

Sites Worth Visiting

Index of Street Art

Huge multi-country index of street art
Index of Street Art

Camouflage Photography

The evolutionary ability of transforming or adapting
to the environment to trick the eye.
Camouflage Photography



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