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Creative Videos

Banksy Art Montage

Banksy, an artist known for thought-provoking art
and a tune from fort minor.
Banksy Art Montage

Tokyo Time

An interesting cityscape, time-lapse of Tokyo.
Tokyo Time

Caution Nudity

Speed Control Danish Style

The Danish people have always been socially liberal.
This has led to a popular way to slow down speeders.
Speed Control Danish Style

Humor from the Forum

Finish what you start.


Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So, I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, 1/2chesecke an a bocs a choclezt.

Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fel ar in ned ov innr piss.


Sites Worth Visiting

Construction of the Statue of Liberty

Photos of the origional construction in France
Construction of the Statue of Liberty

Hells Angles in 1965

Old photos of a different time
Hells Angles in 1965

Fun Facts
New research suggests that passionate love does not always decline over time. In addition to exhibiting intense activity in the ventral tegmental area of the brain similar to those in the early stages of love, brain scans also show activity in the ventral pallidum, a region associated with feelings of long-term attachment, and in the raphe nucleus, which is responsible for higher serotonin levels, which lead to calmness and less obsession.

Funny Videos

That's One Way to Foil a Mugger

Funny video of a mugging victim with a nervous bladder.
He got to keep his wallet but in a most unusual way.
That's One Way to Foil a Mugger

Mud Hole Waterskiing

A big mud puddle, some heavy equipment and some good old boys enjoying themselves.
Mud Hole Waterskiing

Humor from the Forum

My Wife is Looking Good


A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.

This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot and beer?"


The man replied, "I have a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, I head home!

Funny Videos

Modern Man

A modern man tries to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend,
but the other woman in his life, his smart phone, keeps interrupting.
Modern Man

Phobias All Around

Nobody's odd except you and me - and I won't tell anyone
Phobias All Around

Touch Me - Hidden Camera

A hidden camera captures men's reactions
when a beautiful woman asks them to touch her.
Touch Me - Hidden Camera

Fun Facts
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.

The fastest bird is the Spine-tailed swift, clocked at speeds of up to 220 miles per hour.

The fastest -moving land snail, the common garden snail, has a speed of 0.0313 mph.

Creative Videos

i-Diot

Is our happiness is based on things we don’t need?
i-Diot

A Girl Who Reads

While physical beauty fades, a beautiful mind lasts forever.
A Girl Who Reads
Funny Joke from the Forum

Bar and Bra


What do a Bar and a Bra have in common?

Answer:
1. Both words have the same alphabets
2. Both are drinking zones
3. Both have restricted timing for opening and closing
4. Most importantly, both make Men crazy when open.

Funny Videos

The Old College Try

Humorous song writers Garfunkel and Oates sing
about a college bisexual experience.
The Old College Try

Funny Parody Sexy

Rolls of laughter, heavyweight humor, an ocean of motion
are pretty good descriptions of this parody.
Funny Parody Sexy

Humor from the Forum

Paddy at War


The Irish have sent two warships to the Middle East.

One of them is filled with sand; and the other is filled with cement.

They are obviously planning a mortar attack!!

Nature Videos

Helping A Dolphin

Dolphin entangled with fishing line seeks help
from divers in Kona Hawaii
Helping A Dolphin

Harar Hyenas

Hyenas are traditionally fed each night in Harar, Ethiopia
to keep them from attacking the population.
Harar Hyenas

Witty Quotes
Friends are like bras, close to the heart, and there for support!

Creative Videos

One Rat Short

A love story that takes place in two worlds:
one grimy and dark, the other sterile and white.
One Rat Short

Blind Date

A short animated story of blind dates,
internet chat, and missed dates.
Blind Date

Funny Joke from the Forum

Hunting with the Wife

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter,woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season.

He walked down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he found his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asked her, "What are you up to?"

Alice smiled. "I'm going hunting with you!"

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decided to take her along. Later they arrived at the hunting site.

Jake set his wife safely up in the tree stand and told her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."

Jake walked away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant, much less a deer.

Not 10 minutes passed when he was startled as he heard an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake ran back. As Jake got closer to her stand, he heard Alice screaming: "Get away from my deer!"

Confused, Jake raced faster towards his screaming wife. And again he heard her yell: "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire!

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake was surprised to see a guy standing there with his hands high in the air.

The guy, obviously distraught, said, "Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"

Funny Videos

Awkward Breakup

An awkward breakup between boyfriend and girlfriend
with a strange humorous twist at the end.
Awkward Breakup

Keep Your Balls Clean

A funny axe commercial showing the proper way
to keep your balls and other sports equipment clean.
Keep Your Balls Clean

Fun Facts
The 10 most spoken languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, English, Spanish, Hindi, Arabic, Bengali, Russian, Portuguese, Japanese, German and French, in that order.

Interesting Videos

Hitching a Ride

A couple of inebriated Russians come up with a plan to
get the car going again. It doesn't work too well.
Hitching a Ride

10000 Volt Short

On a ski trip in the woods this photographer
comes across a huge electrical short.
10000 Volt Short

Humor from the Forum

Okay to sleep with Mom


Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I entered my bed-room about 2 A.M., I found my two children, apparently scared by the loud storm, in bed with my wife, Karen. That night I resigned myself to sleeping in the guest bedroom.

The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was okay to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said okay.

After my next trip, Karen and the children picked me up in the airport terminal. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"

As I waved back, I said excitedly, "What is the good news?"

"The good news is that nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" my son shouted.

The airport became very quiet as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area for his Mom.

Funny Animal Videos

Canine Dishwasher

Helpful Saint Bernard is willing to help clean dirty dishes.
Canine Dishwasher

Dog Bath

This dog loves his bath time more than any dog
we have ever seen.
Dog Bath

Catnip Trip

Someone's pet cat experiences a whole new world on catnip.
Catnip Trip

Fun Facts
Giant flying foxes that live in Indonesia have wingspans of nearly six feet.

Funny Videos

D*ck Maintenance

Large or small this product solves man's greatest
issue below the belt - belt sander that is.
D*ck Maintenance

Photoshop Girl

There is a reason that women in real life don't
look as beautiful as the women on the Internet - Photoshop
Photoshop Girl

Humor from the Forum

My girlfriend and I played doctor...


My girlfriend and I tried playing doctor... (USA medical system)

She spent the weekend at my place and I sent her a bill for $180,000.

Humorous Videos

Why I Don't Drink

When people tell you what you did at a party
and you don't remember, it's time to quit drinking.
Why I Don't Drink

First Black Girlfriend

Comedienne Akilah Hughes pokes fun at awkward interracial
l dating moments including touching her hair and fried chicken.
First Black Girlfriend

Fun Facts
The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terabytes.

There are 10 trillion living cells in the human body.

The short-term memory capacity for most people is between five and nine items or digits.
This is one reason that phone numbers were kept to seven digits for so long.

Different Drummer Music Videos

Sexiest Man - Musical Comedy

Heartthrob, singer-songwriter, and comedian Earl Okin
gets lots of laughs from the women in the audience.
Sexiest Man - Musical Comedy

Vertical Lines

Something appealing about this music video
Leather Hands new song, 'Vertical Lines'.
Vertical Lines

Mountain Twerker

The Darrell Brothers present the story of their Granny
who was the world's first Twerker!
Mountain Twerker

Humor from the Forum

What did the one wall say


What did the one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you down at the corner!

Comedy News
Region Limited

Where Are They Now?: Nazi Edition

Adolf Hitler's former propaganda minister sues Random House, the game Apples to Apples makes a curious editorial choice, and a 93-year-old Nazi faces murder charges.
Where Are They Now?: Nazi Edition
Region Limited

The Kin's Speech

Facing pressure from several corners, Jeb Bush begrudgingly discusses how he would have handled the Iraq War, though he still refuses to admit that he's running for president.
The Kin's Speech

Fun Facts
The breasts of human women are much larger in proportion than those of other female mammals. The prominent size, while not necessary for milk production, is most likely a result of sexual selection

Creative Videos

Mauna Kea Skys

On the rim of the volcano, up above the clouds where
the skies are clear, sit numerous observatories.
Mauna Kea Skys

Earth's Beauty and Variety

A mash up of some of the nature, variety,
and beauty that make up our home planet.
Earth's Beauty and Variety

Humor from the Forum

Government Joke


Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two people: one person to write the instructions (GS-12) and one person to do time studies (GS-11).

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Q.C. position and hired two people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a timekeeper (GS-09) and a payroll officer (GS-11) and hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative position and hired three people: an Admin. Officer (GM-13), an Assistant Admin. Officer (GS-13) and a Legal Secretary (GS-08).

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost," so they laid off the night watchman.


Funny Animals

Like Ducks to Water

For the first time in their lives two dozen recently
rescued ducks get their first taste of life in a pond.
Like Ducks to Water

Big Dog Little Dog

A humorous video of a little dog trying unsuccessfully to mate
with a female many times his size.
Big Dog Little Dog

Fun Facts
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.

Comedy Videos

Dog Lover

Dog lover or cat lover, it doesn't matter you will laugh at this story.
Dog Lover

Toupee Scene

Classic comedy with Dean Martin and Bob Newhart
as a customer wants to return his toupee.
Toupee Scene

Humour from the Forum

Lawyer's Contribution


A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"



Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Entertaining Animal Videos

The Best Scratching Post

These bears have found the best
scratching post in the whole damn forest.
The Best Scratching Post

Kookaburra Call

The unusual call of the kookaburra bird.
Points that for getting it to perform on cue
Kookaburra Call

Fun Facts
Some fruit flies have a genetic resistance to getting drunk, according to research by leading fruit-fly drunkenness expert Professor Ulrike Heberlein. While most fruit flies will consume alcohol until they become uncoordinated, and eventually fall over, some can party all night with no ill-effects - but only if they have an inactive version of a gene that scientists have amusingly decided to name 'happyhour'.

Funny Videos

Parking Police

What do you do when a couple of cops in speedos
give you a parking ticket for being on the beach too long. .
Parking Police

Down Below

Up above the winds are blowing and waves are crashing
into the boat. Down below they are trying to find their sea legs.
Down Below

Humor from the Forum

Psychology


A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "That is a bunch of crap. There is nothing you could say that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

She smiled and said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

Comedy News
Region Limited

London Voting

The U.K.'s general election leaves the country divided between wanting to leave the European Union and Scotland wanting to leave Britain.
London Voting
Region Limited

That's Where the Prime Minister Lives?

Jordan Klepper travels to London to cover the general election and goes on a mission to show the U.K. the American way to do democracy.
That's Where the Prime Minister Lives?

Fun Facts
High-heeled shoes were originally invented in the early 1500s for soldiers, to stop their feet slipping out of the stirrups while they were on horseback. They quickly became fashionable, for both men and women, in the French court.

Humorous Videos

The American Homegrown Act

President Obama signs an Executive Order
introducing "The American Homegrown Act".
The American Homegrown Act

FCC Song and Dance

A friendly rmessage to the FCC
from the producers of Family Guy .
FCC Song and Dance

Humor from the Forum

Ketchup and rubber buns


DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns".

KID: Gotcha.

DAD: what did you buy at the store?

KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.

DAD: What did you have for dinner?

KID: Ketchup and rubber buns.

DAD: What do you do when an old lady crosses the street?

KID: Ketchup and rub....... HEY!

Interesting Videos

Birdman Claudio Montuori

Birdman Claudio Montuori captures the crowd's
attention with his entertaining tunes
Birdman Claudio Montuori

Super Flexible Contortionist

A very bendable woman named Zlata
Super Flexible Contortionist

Fun Facts
. Leonardo da Vinci's painting, Mona Lisa, was stolen in year 1912 from the Louvre. 6 replicas were sold as the original,each at a very expensive price, in the 3 years before the original was found.

In 1962 Leonardo DaVinci's Mona Lisa was valued at $100 million. In year 2012 it was valued at $800 million!

Animal Funnies

Playing Fetch by Themselves

Sometimes it's difficult to get a human to cooperate and throw the ball. These resourceful dogs have come up with a solution.
Playing Fetch by Themselves

Bird Dance Off

Which of these fine feathered avian dancers has the better moves
Bird Dance Off

Humor from the Forum

It's just dawned on me!!

My dog sleeps most of the day.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. if any medical needs arise.
He lives in a house that is much larger than he needs.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick.........

I think my dog is a member of Congress!

Different Drummer Music Videos

Tamacun

Jazz and Latin influences combine to create a unique sound.
Tamacun

Swing Girls

Big Band Jazz band called the Swing Girls
Swing Girls

Fun Facts
The earth is a closed system, similar to a terrarium, meaning that it rarely loses or gains extra matter. The same water that existed on the earth millions of years ago is still present today.

The average person in the United States uses anywhere from 80-100 gallons of water per day. Flushing the toilet takes up the largest amount of this water.

Humorous Parody

Drug Ad Parody

Talk to your doctor about "Drug" today, the revolutionary new pharmaceutical breakthrough.
Drug Ad Parody

Lazy A** Parody

A humorous parody of Gnarls Barkley's ''Crazy'' Lazy is all about giving up on the daily grind.
Lazy A** Parody

Humor from the Forum

In The Bedroom


A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He smiles and says, "Gotcha!

Classic Comedy

3 Headed Broadway Star

''You've Got Sole'' from the Hit Broadway show ''My Favorite Shoe'', Drew forgets the one line at a time rule, and screws up everyone, which leaves him laughing.
3 Headed Broadway Star

Lord Charles has a Puppet

Skill and practice make this difficult ventriloquist routine look easy. Easily one of the best ventriloquist routines
Lord Charles has a Puppet

Fun Facts
Red Sox rookie Clarence Blethen thought he looked older and meaner if he took his false teeth out when he pitched. He forgot to put them back in his mouth when he was batting. While sliding into second base to break up a double play, his own teeth bit him in the butt.

Comedy

Negro Town

A black man who's stopped by the police discovers that there's a way to escape racism.
Negro Town

No - Bud Light

John Oliver ripped into a recently pulled ad campaign by the makers of Bud Light that used a tag line, ''Remove no from your vocabulary''
No - Bud Light

Humor from the Forum

Just kids talking


Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works all day to give us a nice home and good food.

My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"

The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!"

The first kid asks, "What if they try to escape?"

Humorous Science

Science Explains the Female Orgasm

Science explains what is really going down there as a woman reaches orgasm.
Science Explains the Female Orgasm

Hawking to One Direction Fans

Stephen Hawking tells One Direction fans to pay close attention to theoretical physics. He says it may prove there is an alternative universe in which Zayn Malik is still in the band.
Hawking to One Direction Fans

Fun Facts
The '60s show Lost in Space takes place in 1997.

Funny Videos

Titt for Tatt

The best comeback ever for a guy who was caught
staring at a woman's bosom.
Titt for Tatt

Touch Me - Hidden Camera

A hidden camera captures men's reactions
when a beautiful woman asks them to touch her.
Touch Me - Hidden Camera

Humor from the Forum

Ironman and Silver Surfer


If Ironman and Silver Surfer teamed up, would they be alloys?


Entertaining Videos

Edge of a Volcano

Adventure of a lifetime that takes a man to the edge
of a boiling pit of lava inside a volcano.
Edge of a Volcano

Orcas At the Edge of the Ice

Up close and personal with orca whales
at the edge of an Arctic ice flow.
Orcas At the Edge of the Ice

Enemy Mud Hole

The enemy has cleverly disguised
itself as a mud hole
Enemy Mud Hole

Fun Facts
In a bizarre experiment, 266 men were recruited from across the socio-economic spectrum. They were each then shown pictures of five women with varying breast sizes and asked to rate their attractiveness. By a wide margin, poorer men preferred the women with comically large breasts, while the rich guys were cool with less top-heavy girls. Interestingly, the correlation remained consistent across the scale—the poorest liked the biggest breasts, the middle-earners liked middle-sized breasts, and the top earners preferred tiny breasts.

Funny Videos

Sign-up Prank

The looks on the spouses and girlfriends faces are priceless.
Signing up for a military tour at a mall kiosk.
Sign-up Prank

Kiss Me Prank

Tricked into holding a ''Kiss Me'' sign
Kiss Me Prank

Humor from the Forum

Short Attention Jokes


The road to ADHD is paved with bad attentions.

My wife left me because she said I'm addicted to oxymorons. She was pretty ugly anyway.

If I were a superhero, I'd want to be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime.

Sites Worth Visiting

Before They Pass Away

The last tribesmen and photographed.
Before They Pass Away

We see so Little

What the Universe would look like with infra red or x-ray.
We see so Little

Fun Facts
Ginger stimulates the feelings of excitement associated with sex. Eating ginger elevates your heart rate, gets your blood flowing and gets you excited for the night ahead.

Musical Humor

A Humorous Song for Atheists

Most of the religions of the world have lots of
beautiful music. But atheists have no songs.
A Humorous Song for Atheists

Carrey Does the Walrus

This video shot at Abbey Road Studios, features Jim Carrey
singing ''I am the Walrus'' by John Lennon.
Carrey Does the Walrus

Humor from the Forum

If I cut off my right butt cheek


If I cut off my right butt cheek

If i cut off my right butt cheek

will i be left behind?



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