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Marvin for President Marvin for President

Marvin E. Quasniki: turquoise farmer, and your next President of the United States of America.

White Girl As Black Male White Girl As Black Male

Judge rules that white girl will face the jury as a black man.

Fun Facts
The Chinese, during the reign of Kublai Khan, used lions on hunting expeditions. They trained the big cats to pursue and drag down massive animals - from wild bulls to bears - and to stay with the kill until the hunter arrived.

Different Drummer Music
Look: a Drawing in Motion Look: Drawing in Motion

You're on my way... Just let me play... A slightly hypnotic music video.

Dancing in a Lesbian Bar Dancing in a Lesbian Bar

Soon to be a cult classic by Jonathan Richman

contributed by Breeze

2 Most Difficult Things To Achieve

Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:

1. To plant your idea in someone’s head.

2. To plant someone’s money in your own pocket.

The one who succeeds at the former- is a ‘teacher’.

The one who succeeds at the latter- is a ‘boss’.

The one who succeeds at both is a ‘wife’.

The one who fails at both is a ‘husband’!

Funny Videos
News out of Context News out of Context

The News services have gotten quite adept at taking statements out of context. Here the tables are turned.

Grandmother Gets a Tattoo Grandmother Gets a Tattoo

A funny story from a grandmotherly person on her one and only tattoo experience.

Fun Facts
Ferruccio Lamborghini, founder of Automobili Lamborghini in 1963, made tractors until he went to Enzo Ferrari to have a little moan about a Ferrari he purchased. Lamborghini felt snubbed by Ferrari and in a defiant stance decided to start producing high-end sports cars himself. Already a rich man due to his businesses, Ferruccio set up the best facilities to facilitate his idea and the end result as they say, is history.

Humorous Videos
A Funny Video Will Unusual Will

Some unusual bequests in this humorous video.

The Party Cooler The Party Cooler

When the party has gone on too long and you're ready for last call it's time for the party cooler.

Humor from the Forum
The attractive housewife

The attractive housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.

When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . . well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."

The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "

The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"

"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . ."

"Yes yes!"

"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"

Nature Videos
Penguins Flying Penguins Flying

Crystal clear Antarctic waters at the edge of an ice shelf and penguin acrobatics make a good video

Right Whale Mating Logistics Right Whale Mating Logistics

For creatures this size, mating is not easy. It takes a twelve foot long reproductive organ, to get the job done.

Fun Facts

Queen Lydia Liliuokalani was the last reigning monarch of the Hawaiian Islands. She was also the only Queen the United States ever had.

Humor Skits
If Call Center Employees Were Honest If Call Center Employees Were Honest

Yes, I know how long you’ve been holding and I don’t care. That is if you are lucky enough to get a call-center employee whose English you can be understood..

Things Black Moms Would Say Things Black Moms Would Say

While moms everywhere have the same goals, it would seem that black mothers have a flair for the dramatic - and humorous.

Funny Jokes from the forum
The Difference Explained
Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strange. We went to a nice restaurant for dinner. I thought he was upset by the fact that I was a bit late, but he said nothing about it.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was something I had done. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, and again he said nothing. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm sure his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out.

Creative / Surf
Winter Glow Winter Glow

Winter Glow is a short story from Irish big wave surfer Ollie O Flaherty. Filmed and edited by Kev Smith. Presented by C-Skins Wetsuit.

The Right Wave The Right Wave

'The Right'. The world's most dangerous and unpredictable wave. Ryan 'Hippo' Hipwood returns to conquer the wave that in 2012 nearly took his life..

Fun Facts

Termites outweigh humans by almost ten to one


Dance, Dance, Revolution Dance, Dance, Revolution

Fluffy takes his nephew to an arcade and discovers that in 20 years a lot has changed and the game his nephew wants to play is not fluffy friendly.

Norm Macdonald Is Married To A Real Battle-Axe Norm Macdonald Is Married To A Real Battle-Axe

He might seem a little old-fashioned to you, but what do you expect from a deeply closeted man like Norm?

Funny Joke from the Forum
Parenthood Test - How To Know When You Are Ready

MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.

TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of LEGOs. (If LEGOs are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).

GROCERY STORE TEST: Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.

DRESSING TEST: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff it into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.

FEEDING TEST: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill it halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Get the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.

NIGHT TEST: Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing them until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.

PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN): Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 mo. Now remove 10% of the beans.

PHYSICAL TEST (MEN): Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.

FINAL ASSIGNMENT: Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their child's discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and table manners. Suggest many things they can improve as well. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you'll have all the answers.

Trumpular | Pogo Trumpular | Pogo

A Pogomix of entrepreneur, politician and unintentional comedian Donald Trump. The mix is intended to be politically neutral - Enjoy!.

Breaking News: Astroid Watch Breaking News: Astroid Watch

In anticipation of an asteroid strike destroying civilization people have come to terms with their demise and done the wild things they wanted to do.

Fun Facts

‘Bitch the pot' was 19th-century slang for ‘pour the tea'.

Sketch Comedy

Your Girlfriend's Six Friends Your Girlfriend's Six Friends

A humorous look at six types of friends your girlfriend has that annoy the crap out of boyfriends.

Those Girls: 20s vs 30s - Meeting Guys Those Girls: 20s vs 30s - Meeting Guys

Judging by this comedy sketch, women's enthusiasm for going out on dates rapidly declines after women into their 30s.

Humor from the Forum
Wife Returns Home Late

A wife returns home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

Stand-up Comedy

Crappy Friends Crappy Friends

In a humorous comedy monologue, Louis CK talks about bad friends and self-awareness in America.

Men Do Not Have To Listen Men Do Not Have To Listen

A humorous skit from Bill Burr's latest stand-up special 'I'm Sorry You Feel That Way', showing men how they should respond to attempts by women to control them.

Humorous Quotes

"The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth. " - Anonymous

Monsoon III Monsoon III

Strong downbursts of rain, building clouds, lightning...and yes, dust storms. Rolling walls of dirt and sand engulfing the deserts.

Run Rabbit Run! Run Rabbit Run!

A snowboarder almost gets caught by an avalanche, that he was not the only one in the path of the avalanche. .

Humor from the Forum
How to Tune a Banjo:

Step 1: Tune up the 1st String until it breaks

Step 2: Tune the rest of the strings to the 1st String.

In-depth Humor
Curmudgeons Curmudgeons

A pair of senior citizens have a relationship that shocks both their families in this potty-mouthed, but endearing, comedy..

Stylo G x Jacob Plant ''Bike Engine'' Stylo G ''Bike Engine''

An entertaining music video that is truly difficult to describe, as it plays on many levels of complexity.

Strange and Entertaining News

Humor and Satire (non-political)
Municipal Violations Municipal Violations

If you have money, committing a municipal violation may pose you a minor inconvenience. If you don’t, it can ruin your life.

Mandatory Minimums Mandatory Minimums

Mandatory minimums require fixed prison sentences for certain crimes. John Oliver explains why we treat some turkeys better than most low-level offenders.

Humor from the Forum
In Honor of Yogi Berra who recently passed away.

1. “If you don’t know where you’re going, you might wind up someplace else.”

2. "We made too many wrong mistakes."

3. "You can observe a lot just by watching."

4. "If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him."

5. "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

6. "It ain’t over ’til it’s over."

7. "I didn’t really say everything I said."

8. "The future ain’t what it used to be."

9. "Pair up in threes."

10. "If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be."

11. "It’s deja vu all over again."

12. "I usually take a two hour nap from one to four."

13. "In baseball, you don't know nothing."

14. "90 percent of this game is half mental."

15. "It gets late early out here."

Creative Videos
The Color of Steel The Color of Steel

A life, vibrancy and color not normally associated with the sheet manufacturing process

Teahupoo Teahupoo

Shot at Teahupoo in Tahiti when the waves were labelled ''double code red'' by the French Navy.

Fun Facts

There are 93 million Wangs in China, is the most popular name in the country.

Women and Humor
Femitol: Oppression Enhancement Formula Femitol: Oppression Enhancement Formula

Most men have slightly misogynistic humor, and probably the reverse is true for women, but a few women get extremely upset over the slightest bit of humor aimed at women.

Secretary Adds Breastmilk Secretary Adds Breastmilk

There was a security camera in the break room, and it catches her adding breastmilk to the coffee.

Humour from the Forum
Another name for the Periodic Table
What's another name for the Periodic Table of elements?

The atoms family.

Solving a Cat Problem Solving a Cat Problem

A creative means of stopping cats from marking their territory.

Do Hoo Ba Ba Kanda Do Hoo Ba Ba Kanda

Using the voice of televangelist Robert Tilton, also known as the 'Farting Preacher' and for speaking in tongues , Pogo remixed and created an upbeat track.

Fun Facts
During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.

Standup Comedy Newcomers
Death by Auto Correct Death by Auto Correct

Comedienne has a humorous story about auto correct and the death of her cat - although that's not the way auto correct interpreted it. .

Buying Weed from White People Buying Weed from White People

Comedian Drew Thomas discusses the differences in buying weed from white dealers and black dealers..

Humor from the Forum
What do you call

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves...

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...

Playing with Fire
5 Experiments that Could have Destroyed the World 5 Experiments that Could have Destroyed the World

If things had gone differently these five experiments could have destroyed the world ...and they conducted them anyways.

Nuclear Test Shockwave Nuclear Test Shockwave

A shockwave blast from a nuclear test hitting attendees invited to view the detonation.

Fun Facts

Octopuses have copper-based blood instead of iron-based blood, which is why their blood is blue rather than red.

Political Humor
Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton "Time of my Life"

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton sing a love song together in this humorous video from Lucky TV.

Celebrity Family Feud: Political Edition Celebrity Family Feud: Political Edition

Team Trump and team Clinton battle for the win in this special political edition of Jeopardy.

Humor from the Forum
What do you call

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion

Halloween Humor
Emergency Room Zombies Emergency Room Zombies

A special humorous episode of ER as they try to contain a unique new virus!

Halloween Costumes for Pets PSA Halloween Costumes for Pets PSA

Pointing out the humiliation pets suffer from because people dress them in embarrassing costumes.

Fun Facts

Whale milk has the consistency of toothpaste.

Halloween Videos (ready yet?)
Bump In The Night Bump In The Night

A little Rocky Horror Show type music for Halloween, just to put you in the mood.

A Simpsons Halloween A Simpsons Halloween

Have a very spooky Simpsons Halloween

Humor from the Forum
Crush on the Teacher

Timmy had a crush on his 2nd teacher, so he stayed behind durring recess.

The teacher asked Alex if something was wrong, since he wasn't out with the others.

"It's because I'm in love with you", Timmy told her.

"Well," the teacher replied - "What If I don't like small children?".

"Then...we'll just have to be careful, I guess".

Standup Comedy Newcomers
Amir K - Traffic Court Amir K - Traffic Court

Amir K shares his views on traffic court and his impressions of the people that go before the judge trying to get out of the ticket..

Samantha Ruddy Standup Comedy Samantha Ruddy Standup Comedy

A humorous comedy routine based on delivering pizzas versus delivering babies.

Fun Facts

The word ambisinistrous is the opposite of ambidextrous; it means ‘no good with either hand

Humor and Exposé
6  Blatant Lies Companies Based Ads On 6 Blatant Lies Companies Based Ads On

Six blatant lies companies based entire marketing campaigns around - until they got sued. Shame on you, Jamie Lee Curtis, for lying to us about bowel movements..

The Hidden Business of the Internet The Hidden Business of the Internet

The Internet was made for everyone but is being hijacked by big corporations that are turning people into products without their knowledge or consent. The hidden business of the Internet exposed..

Humor from the Forum
Halloween Humor

What did the three vampires order at the bar?
Two bloods and a blood light...

What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch...

What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why is a haunted handkerchief so scary?
Because it has boogers...

What kind of shoes do ghosts from Texas wear?

Comedy Sketches
Mr. Robot - SNL Mr. Robot - SNL

The world's greatest hacker gets a job that he wishes he could refuse.

Double Standards Double Standards

What's the difference between living in a trailer and living on a boat?


"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." —Groucho Marx

"Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage." —Ambrose Bierce

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." —Will Rogers

Flipping the Roles Flipping the Roles

A funny look in to the flip side of the roles and rituals guys and girls play.

The Whites Take Flight The Whites Take Flight

Gary wakes up one morning to discover that almost all the white people in Los Angeles have been relocated -- except him. .

Humor from the Forum
Social Worker

A social worker from a big city recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia

She was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.

"Anybody home?" she asked.

"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.

"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.

"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.

"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.

"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.

"But," protested the social worker, (thinking that surely she will need to intervene in this situation) "are you never together as a family?"

"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"

Stand-up Comedy
Why I Walked Away Why I Walked Away

An entertaining and somewhat enlightening, stand-up comedy skit on walking away from religion.

Thigh Gap Thigh Gap

From Melbourne International Comedy Festival, a standup comedy routine explaining what a little extra meat on the bones means. Hint; no thigh gap.

Fun Facts
Film trailers are so called because, when they were first introduced, they came at the end of the main film reel, rather than the 25 minutes of sitting round before the film starts we're subjected to now.

Stand-up Comedy
Middle Age-It Gets Better Middle Age-It Gets Better

Louis CK on why middle age is better for teenage guys who were not heartthrobs.

Jimeoin Jimeoin

Making people laugh at the Sydney comedy Festival by pointing out the absurdities of life. You might want to get your teeth out for some of this observational comedy.

Humor from the Forum
Don't We Look Pretty Today

A woman took her mother to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, the young mother and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor.

While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing.

When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued:

Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate?

Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or something?

Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?

Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarrassed?

Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS (feminine deodorant spray) this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I still don't think he should have commented!

Daughter: I don't have any FDS.

Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I used some before the appointment...

Granddaughter: That's my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!

How Animals and People See the World Differently How Animals and People See the World Differently

Scientists may understand how the eye works, but seeing what other animals see is another matter entirely. Learn how eyes evolved, and find out which animal's eye biologist Tom Cronin would look through if he had the chance..

The Funny Ways That Animals Sleep The Funny Ways That Animals Sleep

National Geographic takes a look at some of the unusual sleeping habits of animals like walruses, bats, hippos, and more. Some animals sleep for hours on end while other animals only put half their brains to sleep at a time.

Fun Facts

Sweden pays students US$187 per month to attend high school.

Interesting Videos
Dumbing Them Down Dumbing Them Down

Comedians discuss the sorry state of today's schools.

1% of the US Population 1% of the US Population

British quiz shows deals with the extreme numbers of the US prison population in a humorous manner.

Humor from the Forum
Employee Performance Evaluations.

These individual quotes were taken from employee performance evaluations.

  • Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
  • Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
  • If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
  • If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
  • If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.
  • It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
  • One neuron short of a Synapse.
  • Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
  • Takes him 1.5 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  • The wheel is still turning, but the hamster is dead.

Stand-up Comedy
Explaining Modern Technology Explaining Modern Technology

Could you explaine how modern technology works. That's the question in this stand up comedy routine

Four Groups Four Groups

Four groups that have to go, and George Carlin had a humorous solution for what to do with those people.

Fun Facts

Rodin’s famous statue The Kiss was originally titled Francesca da Rimini and depicts the thirteenth-century woman in Dante’s Inferno who falls in love with her husband’s younger brother Paolo. Their lips do not actually touch, hinting at their eventual doom.

The kiss of life (breath of God) and the kiss of death (Judas’ kiss) are powerful literary and artistic symbols. Sixteenth century authors were especially likely to use them as sexual metaphors

Creative Video
Earths Finery Earths Finery

A compilation of beautiful moments from nature, scenery, animals.

Trip to the North Pole Trip to the North Pole

The most powerful ice breaker in the world sails through
the ice covered Arctic ocean to the North Pole.

Humor from the Forum
A Member of the Notorious Al-Gebra Movement.

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. However, he did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

Humorous Stuff
Coca Plant Shortage PSA Coca Plant Shortage PSA

Global climate change is threatening the coca plant, a crucial ingredient in soda, tea, and....other things.

Grandmas Smoking Grandmas Smoking

An entertaining video of three grandmothers smoking for the first time, munching on snacks, and playing games.

Funny Joke from the Forum
Bar and Bra

What do a Bar and a Bra have in common?

1. Both words have the same alphabets
2. Both are drinking zones
3. Both have restricted timing for opening and closing
4. Most importantly, both make Men crazy when open.

Musical Madness Videos
Wallyworld the Musical Wallyworld the Musical

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers there is a dress code.
- just kidding -

Pumped Up Parody Pumped Up Parody

Hollywood's dirty secret; pumped up lips, fake
breasts and huge plastic surgery bills.

Fun Facts

Brains in love and brains in lust are not identical. Erotic photos activate the hypothalamus (which controls hunger and thirst) and the amygada (arousal) areas of the brain.

Love activates areas of the brain with a high concentration of receptors for dopamine (associated with euphoria, craving, and addiction) and its relative, norepinephrine

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