Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
In this humorous short Louis and a friend visiting art gallery, have a good laugh at how ridiculous some of the exhibits are, get embarrassed by some exhibits, and have a really good time.
A standup comedian from South Africa with a humorous monologue on the Oprah school.
The oldest known recipe is a recipe for beer
Helpful Saint Bernard is willing to help clean dirty dishes.
This dog loves his bath time more than any dog we have ever seen.
Someone's pet cat experiences a whole new world on catnip.
My wife came out of the bathroom and with a twinkle in her eye, said “I just shaved down there and you know what that means don't you”
With a knowing nod, I said “Yep sure do - the drain is clogged again!”
A diver stumbles across a Whale Shark trapped in a commercial fishing line. Sensing the diver is there to help, the shark slows its forward motion while the rope is cut..
Sea lions are highly intelligent and extremely social. Because of that they are are often called dogs of the sea. So it's not terribly surprising that they would be up for a belly rub..
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - anynomous
Romesh while not looking like it, is British to the core, and humorously provides insight into the life of an immigrant. Hard to believe he was a math teacher before performing comedy.
A classic bit of comic genius by comedian, Rowan Atkinson. A teacher does roll call with a class register full of hilarious dirty names..
Hops are widely recognized as herbal relaxants and are used in naturalistic or homeopathic medicines as sleep inducers or stress relievers.
The beauty of pollination, the beauty of insects, and the beauty of nature in this video on interdependency in nature from the Ted talks series.
Images exposing our planet's magnificence this collection goes beyond the imagination.
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.
"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."
Lower your expectations is Burnham's humorous advice to women who are looking for love.
From the hugely popular show on BBC about automobiles comes a few outtakes and mistakes to make you laugh.
''Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.'' - Will Rogers
A humorous prank using a brother and sister that closely resemble each other to change gender while an unsuspecting person holds the door.
An unsuspecting person is asked to hold the line with a secret quick release connected to a log in this humorous prank.
Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."
What would happen if boys behaved like girls?
Stories of sharks and the seafaring life, and a strange ending to this comedy skit.
Max went into the doctor's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked about his health.
So Max told the Doc that he felt fine but his suit must have shrunk over the last year or so, because it didn't fit any more.
The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sitting in a closet. You probably put on a few pounds."
"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."
"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."
"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" asked Max.
"That's when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."
One of the funniest shows ever! Judging by these un-aired scenes they had good time.
From the humorous show, 'Whose Line Is It', Colin mockery is the field reporter standing in front of a green screen listening to ad lib comments from his fellow comedians.
Sneezes are surprisingly forceful. The sudden, powerful expulsion of air can propel mucous droplets at rates of up to 100 miles per hour.
These days parents know where their kids are unlike the 70s and 80s when kids had the freedom to roam around the neighborhood.
Everyone is embarrassed about the subject, so no one says anything when your fly is open..
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Humorous commentary makes the case that for-profit prisons have no interest in stopping crime, they would rather have people behind bars. .
In many African tribes do not cover their breasts and yet the men are not overly attracted to them. Indian women did not cover their breasts till just a few centuries ago. .
''We are a way for the cosmos to know itself.''
We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones.
Toward the end of a Congressional session you will see the Continuing Resolutions (CR's) flowing like a flood as Congress often cannot get to Appropriations bills especially if they are contentious. Sometimes governmental departments will operate on a CR rather than an Appropriation for a considerable amount of time.
Just when you thought these scams couldn't get any dumber along comes the Nigerian Astronaut Scam. The e-mail is so unbelievable that the show host has trouble reading it without breaking into laughter.
One of the most intelligent rationale for eliminating gray areas in the tax code has been put forth by of all people a comedian. Have a listen to David Mitchell on tax avoidance, and why it is a tax on your conscience.
What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'?
One's really heavy, and the other is a little lighter
A humorous skit about an all natural, non-gmo, gluten free, non-drowsy, non-toxic depressant for ADHD children. Just feed them a few of these and you won't even know they're there.
You may also enjoy two novels that provided inspiration for this video: Jim Munroe's Everyone in Silico, featuring the idea of a corporate-sponsored afterlife; and Rudy Rucker's trippy Postsingular, which introduced the idea of consciousness slums.
Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.
This video documents the late urban visionary Tony Goldman's efforts to re-invent a Miami neighborhood with Street Art and Entrepreneurial Innovation. A remarkable transformation that turned a dormant industrial quarter into the global Mecca of Street Art .
What do you do if you want to ride mountain bikes professionally but don't live near the mountains? This is the story of Brett Rheeder, who built himself one heck of a Dirt Jump course.
1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.
2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help.
3. Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.
4. Work in the kitchen whenever you can...many fine tools are there, its warm and dry, and you are close to the refrigerator.
5. If it's electronic, get a new one...or consult a twelve year old.
6. Stay simple minded: Get a new battery; replace the bulb or fuse; see if the tank is empty; try turning the switch or just paint over it.
7. Always take credit for miracles. If you dropped the alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly starts working, you have healed it.
8. Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and throwing sometimes DOES help.
9. If something looks level, it is level.
10. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
In our politically correct and overly sensitive world people hesitate when asked to describe someone of a different race. Sometimes the discomfort can be downright comical..
A humorous classroom skit about a teacher that has to deal with students who think they know everything, because they have access to Wikipedia.
About 1 in 30 people in the U.S. are in jail, on probation, or on parole.
About half of all Americans are on a diet on any given day.
About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.
A humorous episode as two older women discover that they fit most definitions of being a lesbian.
Sometimes when guys get lost and take the wrong road they end up in the friend zone.
This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many commercials on TV.
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.
During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........
The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
Bill Burr gives a humorous comedy monologue on why guys don't let their sensitive side show around other guys. If guys do something smart or caring, their male friends will question their sexual orientation.
Amy Schumer humorously laments the fact that Caucasian men seem more attracted to Asian women. When listing the traits that men are looking for a woman she concludes she hasn't much of a chance.
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in love approximately seven times before marriage.
One species seems to have found the perfect method for keeping everyone in a state of total harmony.
Over the ocean massive storms produce monster waves and sometimes ships get caught up in the mayhem.
After the big office party, Dan was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.''I'm on my way to a lecture,'' answered Dan.
''And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time, four o'clock in the morning '' inquired the constable sarcastically.
''My wife,'' slurred Dan grimly.
Are the major media outlets turning into “Westworld”? This week’s “Saturday Night Live” asked that question.
If you are home for the first time since election, Target's got everything you need this Thanksgiving, a big empty parking lot .
All birds have specialized tail feathers that help with flight. These feathers are called pinions.
If you look closely you can tell that ravens have four of these feathers while crows only have three.
You could say the difference is just a matter of a pinion.
In this humorous comedy sketch a Fox news reporter covers the shooting of a black man by police officers, and manages to enrage the grieving family. .
Bill tells a humorous story about a flight where he's trying to get some sleep parents decide to let their child run free..
One horse has a peak power output of 14.9 horsepower.
In The Bubble, life continues for progressive Americans as if the election never happened.
Barbara DeDrew and Furonica (Kristen Wiig) play crazy cat ladies showing off the cats available for adoption during the Thanksgiving Catacopia giveaway.
A neutron saunters up to the bar orders a drink and asks ''How Much?''
the bar tender replies: ''For you no charge''
Same Bar... Some helium floats in...
Bar tender says ''We don't serve your kind''
The helium doesn't react
A superconductor walks in
''we don't serve your kind here''
The superconductor leaves without resistance
A neutrino walks in, and again this bastard bartender says "We don't serve your kind"
Nuetrino replies ''No worries I'm just passing through''
Asked about all the people moving to Canada after the election, Bill Burr's comment is ''I hope so it will make more room for the rest of us''.
Lewis takes on the most pressing issues of the world, in this case, the scourge of restaurant pickles.
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.
Dog lover or cat lover, it doesn't matter you will laugh at this story.
Scott takes a trip to Sarcasmaholics Anonymous and can't figure out whether they're welcoming him to the group or just being sarcastic.
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.
However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Man gives a free makeover to people on the mall.
Blind man walks over crazy lifting platforms with exactly the right timing - just like Mr Magoo.
The tradition of gift-giving has strong association with Paganism. The Roman festival of Saturnalia featured periods of gift-giving, this idea was later incorporated into the traditional Christmas celebrations.
This was not met with full acceptance by some Christians who disliked the Pagan connection. However, supporters of gift-giving, likened the activity to that of the Magi, who gave gifts to baby Jesus, in this regard it became symbolic to the tradition of Christmas.
Determination not to be sold at auction turns into surprise when no one is interested.
A humorous comedy skit about the steam punk look.
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.
"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700." The government official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!
How did you come up with such a high figure? "The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.
""Done!" replies the government official.
...and that, is how government works.
Humorous video of dog finding a rolling stone.
An entertaining video of a small dog playing fetch with the river.
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
when the government fears the people, there is liberty. - Thomas Jefferson
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were
a member of Congress. ...but I repeat myself.
The police arrested me for having the ugliest face in town.
Can you please come over and show them they got the wrong person?
What if your entire worldview had nothing to do with information or facts. People who live with uncertainty tend to be drawn to messages that offer certainty..
It has been said that extroverts gain energy from being around people and Introverts lose energy from being around people.
As a result, on May 8 that year, the first Coca-Cola in the world was sold.
Despite being told that marijuana is a gateway drug study after study shows that it is not any more so than alcohol and for most adults it is essentially homeless. So why then is it illegal?.
Doctors prescribe drugs just as addictive as street drugs all the time, in fact in the case of Adderall we give kids the same drug we make scary TV shows about. .
My internet addiction is so bad...
Its alt of ctrl.
When you climb to a second story window to try to buy crack for three dollars, and you have the wrong place, something has gone wrong in your life.
Apparently agent ketchup and mustard senses a challenge to her authority but she doesn't make any sense.
Bill Burr always seemed to have an interesting take on what is happening in the world and the recent election.
Does Hillary's loss have you down in the dumps? Live in blissful denial of President Trump with a simply daily vitamin.
The bartender says, "Hey."
The horse says, "Sure."
Its last call and as the last two patrons find themselves attracted to each other, the bartender finds himself in need of a bottle of eye bleach.
A couple of street comedians ask pedestrians, both male and female, "Would you have a threesome with Billy and Jon Hamm? " to get their reactions.
Crocodiles are more closely related to birds than they are to snakes and lizards.
A humorous comedy routine featuring lost baggage a frustrated flyer and an Irish brogue accent.
A comedian humorously recounts some of the follies of growing up as a child of immigrant parents. .
Golf is like urinating in a public toilet
Fluffy does a lot of voice impressions in his comedy routine and that in turn leads to a lot of voice acting work. .
A comedian humorously recounts her experiences as social introvert and having to move.
Whales are so big, it can take up to 80 years for them to decompose after they die .
All but two friends (Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock) are surprised by Donald Trump's victory while watching the election results roll in.
Host Dave Chappelle jokes about Donald Trump being elected president and how being rich has changed his life.
There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change their underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now Get To It!"
The Moral of the Story is: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.
Nothing wrong with a little competition for that special someone.
A classic cartoon featuring one of the best tongue twister segments of all time.
The cat lover is an ailurophile, while a cat hater is an ailurophobe.
The cat was domesticated over 4,000 years ago. Today's house cats are descended from wildcats in Africa and Europe.
Is your dog depressed? Are you ruining his self esteem?
Dog stands by while a little boy takes a break from walking the dog to play in a puddle.
Recently the Origami Bank has folded, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on, following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, over 500 employees at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank.
In a skit that asks the audience to think up the least likely subject for a song laughter rolls as they try to come up with versus for a song about being a pro bowler..
Another humorous comedy skit from the show Who's Line is it Anyway. I miss that show.
The Salema Porgy is a species of fish that can cause hallucinations when eaten. In Ancient Rome it was consumed as a recreational drug.
John Oliver discusses the extent and root of the nation’s epidemic of opioid addiction. Currently there are 2.6 million Americans addicted to pain relievers.
Why do so many leading thinkers warn about the dangers of artificial intelligence? In what ways could it pose an existential threat to humanity? .
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F
Mentalist Lior Suchard demonstrate his abilities of perception and persuasion on Harry Connick Jr. & Alice Eve.
Dan White performs a magic trick with Jimmy involving a Cards Against Humanity deck and a random member from the audience..
A manatee's nipples are in its armpits.