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Weird Nature

World's Weirdest - Flatworm Penis Fencing

For flatworms, "Who's your daddy?" is a loaded question. In a bizarre bout lasting up to an hour, the first flatworm to stab and inseminate its mate becomes the father.
World's Weirdest - Flatworm Penis Fencing

World's Weirdest Penis

Lucy is on a hunt for the world's weirdest penis, and the echidna named Grumpy has got the goods.
World's Weirdest Penis

Humor from the Forum

My girlfriend brought 50,000 bees


My girlfriend brought 50,000 bees and put them in our back yard.

She's a keeper.

Comedy News
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Fifty States of Gay

The Supreme Court hands down a monumental ruling on same-sex marriage, but conservatives like Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee and Donald Trump are not pleased with the verdict.
Fifty States of Gay
Region Limited

The Human Dissentipede

Justice Antonin Scalia issues a strangely worded dissenting option after the Supreme Court rules in favor of marriage equality.
The Human Dissentipede

Fun Facts
In 1993, a police officer in San Francisco called Bob Geary was the subject of a local referendum on whether he should be allowed to carry a ventriloquist's dummy called Brendan O'Smarty with him while on foot patrol. He won by a narrow margin, and continued patrolling with the puppet.

Funny Videos

Fireworks Hall of Fame


Fireworks Hall of Fame song is back in time for the 4th
Fireworks Hall of Fame

Beer Bike Butt Slap

A beer bike is a bar on wheels where the patrons
do the pedaling. It can present an opportunity.
Beer Bike Butt Slap

Humor from the Forum

Fat Winston

Fat Winston find s an old lamp and after giving it a quick rub,
a genie appears and grants Winston one wish.

Id like to be slim ,white and surrounded by pussy said Winston.
With a puff of smoke, Winston was turned into a tampon.

The Moral...
If your offered something for nothing there's usually a string attached.

Funny Videos

Just One More Click

You know cruising the net at work can get you in trouble.
but...
Just One More Click

Parenting Rap

A humorous rap tune parody about the trials,
tribulations and joy of being a parent.
Parenting Rap

Fun Facts
Good judgment comes from experience

... but experience comes from lack of good judgment.

Creative Videos

Getting Close with Blue Angels

A ride with the Blue Angels is always extraordinary.
The planes are in extremely close flying formation.
Getting Close with Blue Angels

Life in a Bathtub

Sydney harbor as viewed through tilt shift time lapse photography.
Life in a Bathtub

Humor from the Forum

Short Quizz


The most important question from the career placement test given to all applicants for a Military Commission.

It went: "Rearrange the letters: P – N – E – S – I :to spell out an important part of the human body that is most useful when erect."

All those who spelled SPINE became Doctor's, the rest went to Basic Training.

Funny Videos

Unusual Thrill Ride

These guys discover that a Caterpillar digger makes
for great beach entertainment.
Unusual Thrill Ride

Hell or High Water Barbecue

Talk about a determined the barbecue cook.
Hell or High Water Barbecue

Fun Facts
One of the finest completely inaccurate predictions of the future came from the magnificently named Dr. Dionysys Larder, Professor of Natural Philosophy and Astronomy at UCL, who in the 19th century predicted that ‘Rail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia’.

Humorous Videos

Do Not Look into the Eyes

This reactive Sculpture made by Erik Pirolt senses when people stop for a closer look and gives them a scare.
Do Not Look into the Eyes

Kiddy Ride Police Patrol

Kiddy Ride Police Patrol took care of the safety for all civilians, carrying out alcohol tests and serious surveillances.
Kiddy Ride Police Patrol

Two Ronnies: Four Candles

It's hard enough to understand the British.. This humorous comedy skit shows that sometimes they don't even they don't understand themselves.
Two Ronnies: Four Candles

Humorous Quotes

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. -- Robert Bloch

Happy Animals

Happy Bear

Nothing like a nice swimming pool on a hot summer day to make a bear happy
Happy Bear

Kitty Goes for a Ride

It's a routine flight until they discover stowaway. Everything turned out okay and they landed with the cat still on the wing.
Kitty Goes for a Ride

Fun Facts
The Ford Pinto - a classic compact car of the 70s. Unfortunately for the Ford Motor Company of Detroit, Michigan, the car had a tough time winning over the Brazilian audience - 'Pinto' is Portuguese slang for less-than-average sized male genitals.

Comedy
Region Limited

Calling the Game

A couple of goofy announcers call a basketball game in hilariously inappropriate fashion.
Calling the Game

Region Limited

Art of Female Emotional Combat

Amy trains a group of men in the tricky art of female emotional combat
Art of Female Emotional Combat

Humor from the Forum

When Balls Disappear?


What is it called when skin touches skin, hair touches hair & Balls Disappear?


Blinking Your Eyes.

Memorable Nature Encounters

Whale Sized Gulp

These divers will remember their whale encounter.
The whales surface to gulp down a school of fish.
Whale Sized Gulp

Midnight Take out

Bear decides she wants take out from a restaurant
so she walks in and strolls away with a bin.
Midnight Take out

Fun Facts
Our Galaxy – the Milky Way is spinning at a rate of 225 kilometers per second. In addition, the galaxy is travelling through space at the rate of 305 kilometers per second. This means that we are traveling at a total speed of 530 kilometers (330 miles) per second.

Love and Whatever

A Relationship In 5 Min

Every relationship summed up in 5 Min; the honeymoon period getting familiar,and things becoming routine.
A Relationship In 5 Min
Mature Language

Real vs Internet Sex

Survey results about sex lives humorously shared and compared to what we see on the Internet.
Real vs Internet Sex

Strange and Useless News


Cute and Bouncy

Cuteness Overload

Dog Murkin loves his kittens. Super cuteness overload.
Cuteness Overload

Bouncy Babe

British Model Rachel Williams, shows us her magnificent breasts bouncing in slow-motion!
Bouncy Babe

Humor from the Forum

As the dog sat watching the orchestra


As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought... "Just throw the damn thing."
Entertaining Videos

This Land is Mine

A short video that tells the story of the wars in the land called Israel/Palestine/Canaan/the Levant.
This Land is Mine

MechBass cover of Hysteria

MechBass was the outcome of a Engineering honors project at Victoria University of Wellington
MechBass cover of Hysteria

Fun Facts
The Talmud is very strict about banning extramarital sex—but also enforcing marital sex. The Talmud even lays out a timetable for how often husbands should “rejoice” their wives.

Hammurabi’s Code (ca. 1790 B.C.), an ancient Babylonian law code, contains some of the oldest known and recorded marriage laws. These early laws defined marriage as a contract that paradoxically served to protect women and restrict them. According to the Code, a man could divorce his wife if she could not bear children or if she was a “gadabout” who humiliated her husband in public and neglected her house. Additionally, she could be “pitched” in a river if she committed adultery

Strange People Videos
Strong Language

Dog on my Porch

Overly excited person trying to deal with a stray dog on his front porch.
Dog on my Porch
Strong Language

With a Midget

His girlfriend has been cheating on him that is not the worst of it.
With a Midget

Funny Joke from the Forum

Dilbert Managers.


1. As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks. (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corporation in Redmond, Washington.)

2. What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter. (Lykes Lines Shipping)

3 How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff? (Programming intern, Microsoft IIS development team)

4. E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business. (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company)

5. This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it. (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

6. Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them. (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

7. My Boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected. (CIO of Dell Computers)

8. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what 'I' say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

9. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

10. "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Lond Lines Division) Patty O'Furniture

Humor

Employees Happiest When Pretending to Work

Study: Employees happiest when pretending to work from home.
Happiest When Pretending

First Textual Experience

Jimmy and Aziz read embarrassing first text exchanges between guys and girls in a romantic setting.
First Textual Experience

Fun Facts
The sun contains more than 99.8% of the total mass of the Solar System.

Interesting Videos

Fembots for Real!

In Asia, progress is being made on robots with realistic, feminine features.
Fembots for Real!

Brake Test

German engineers stand in front of a 50 ton tank to show their confidence in the brake system they engineered.
Brake Test

Humor from the Forum

A Young Man Visited His Sister


A young man visited his sister who was married to a farmer in a poor district of the country.

Since there were limited accommodations, he was required to sleep with his young nephew.

When the young man came into the bedroom, he saw the little boy kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed. Thinking this was the child's religious upbringing, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of the bed with his head bowed.

The child looked up and said, "Whatcha doin'?"

"Why, the same thing you're doing", replied the uncle.

"Ma's gonna be mad", said the boy. "The bedpan's on this side".

Entertaining Videos

The Best Sleight Of Hand

French magician, performs impressive, and humorous magic with only balls and cups.
The Best Sleight Of Hand

Spacedrum by Yuki Koshimoto

Some call it a spacedrum, but the real name is a hang, a melodic steel percussion instrument with a unique sound.
Spacedrum by Yuki Koshimoto

Fun Facts
The word 'criminal' has been in the language since around 1400 but 'policeman' arrived only in 1788 and 'detective' in 1843.

Comedy Roast
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Jeff Ross Roasts Incarcerated Women

A group of incarcerated women have a sense of humor about their situation as comedian comedy roast in prison
Jeff Ross Roasts Incarcerated Women
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Jeff Ross Roasts Inmates in Jail

Prison is a 75 billion a year industry. At least these inmates have a sense of humor as comedian cracks jokes about the situation
Jeff Ross Roasts Inmates in Jail

Humor from the Forum

I have a bumper sticker that says...


"Honk if you think I'm sexy."

Then I wait at green lights till I feel better about my self

Creative Music Videos

Bottle Cap Blues

Sitting around with your friends killing a couple of six packs trying to think of ways to open your next drink.
Bottle Cap Blues

Out in the Woods

Looking at this reminds me that I need to get out and Party more often
Out in the Woods

Danger High Voltage!

Off-beat music video from Electric 6 called danger high voltage.
Danger High Voltage!

Fun Facts
A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15 Terabytes of data

Humor from the Forum

A collection of puns


What did the old tornado use to walk?
A hurri-cane!

What's the strongest shellfish?
A mussel!

What kind of fish do you find in a mine?
A goldfish!

hy did the chicken go to school?
To get an eggucation!

Why was the piece of steel mean?
He was hard-hearted!

What happened to the musicians who tried to shoplift from a convenience store?
They were band for life!

How did the boat know it had a leak?
It had a sinking feeling...

What gem can you burn yourself on?
A sapph-fire!

Why was the boat's price half off?
Because it was on sail!

Which bug is worth a penny?
A cent-ipede!

Which U.S. president was a chicken?
Theodore Roostervelt!

Why was the bucket worried about her friend?
He looked a little pail!

What kind of bird builds skyscrapers?
A crane!

What kind of mammal is used in pastries?
A doe!

What do you call an Islamic insect?
A mosque-ito!

Why didn't the bag tell her friend about her problems?
They were purse-onal!

How did the hammer contact his friend?
With e-nail!

How do you steer a weather horse?
With rains!

Entertaining Videos

Orcas Chasing Dolphin

A huge school of Dolphins are chased into a cove as they try to avoid the jaws of a pod of Orca.
Orcas Chasing Dolphin

Tossing Garbage Into a Volcano

A bag of garbage is tossed into a volcano and explosions occur as the moistureturns to steam.
Tossing Garbage Into a Volcano

Comedy Videos

Strange Playlist

A comedy skit with two friends and the strangest playlist you have ever heard.
Strange Playlist

Swedishness

What is it that makes Swedes Swedish? A humorous look at Swedishness
Swedishness
Fun Facts
The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.

The vintage date on a bottle of wine indicates the year the grapes were picked, not the year of bottling.

To determine the percentage of alcohol in a bottle of liquor divide the proof by two.

Comedy News
Region Limited

Wayward Pies

A pizza chain unveils an over-the-top new pie that features a crust made of mini hot dogs.
Wayward Pies
Region Limited

Trading Woes

House Democrats and Republicans clash over the Trans-Pacific Partnership, but Jon is still focused on Donald Trump's presidential bid.
Trading Woes

Humor from the Forum

The Potty


A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while...

Billy Says: "I’m fine, Mommy.. I just haven’t gone 'doody' yet."

Mother Says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Billy Says: "works for ketchup.""

Funny Videos

Damn Girl

Girl, you have the biggest as_ I have ever seen.
Damn Girl

Taste the Ocean

Office workers play a little prank called taste the Ocean.
Taste the Ocean

Fun Facts
Iceland is the world's oldest functioning democracy

Stand-up Comedy

This Country Is Perverted

A humorous comedy monologue wondering why everything in this country is sexualized.
This Country Is Perverted

Weed and Texting

Smoking weed and texting your children is probably near the top of things you shouldn't do as a parent. And somehow Louis CK makes it humorous.
Weed and Texting

Funny Joke from the Forum

Teach them well


A young Father has finally had enough of his son's wetting his pants, and takes him aside.

"Son", said the Father, "You are going to have to learn how to urinate properly, and no longer in your pants!"

The Father brings to boy back of the garage to show him the "proper" method.

"Okay, son, this is how it is done. One, unzip your fly. Two, take out your penis. Three, skin it back. Four, let go with the urine. Five, skin it up. Six, put it back in your pants. Seven, zip up your fly. Now you know the RIGHT way!"

The Father watches his son every day to see how well he is following his instructions. He notices the son going to the back of the garage about every few hours. He is very proud of his son, and decides to peek at him while he is "doing his thing" to see how well his instructions are being followed.

The next time the son heads for the garage, the Father follows. He peeks around the corner of the garage and hears his son: Three, Five, Three, Five, Three, Five..."

Newsworthy

Did You Swallow

Humorous commentary and double entendres on the morning news show. The topic is eating bugs, but the conversation goes off-track.
Did You Swallow

Taiwan Weather Girls

There are different norms for presenting the weather. This is how the weather is presented in Taiwan.
Taiwan Weather Girls

Fun Facts
John Harvey Kellogg invented cornflakes in 1906 as therapy and as a means of curbing the sex drive of mental patients in his sanatorium.

Region Limited

California Dry

As California's drought continues, its residents must contend with problematic water-saving efforts
California Dry
Region Limited

Whaaaaaaaat?! - Black-ish-ish

Rachel Dolezal, chapter president of the NAACP in Spokane, Wash., resigns amid allegations that she is a white woman pretending to be black.
Whaaaaaaaat?! - Black-ish-ish

Humour from the Forum

Just saw the neighbor's little kid


Just saw the neighbor's little kid trying to spray whipped cream on his pet cat.

I'm thinking he overheard something last night that he wasn't supposed to.

The View from Space

The View from Space

A narrated tour of our planet as seen from the space station. Spectacular views of cloud top lightning, city lights, and atmosphere.
The View from Space

Galaxy Collision

A Journey into the future to witness a collision between our galaxy, the Milky Way galaxy, and the Andromeda galaxy
Galaxy Collision

Humor from the Forum

Questions That Cannot Be Answered


Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?

Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?

Why are they called “stands” when they are made for sitting?

Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?

Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?

Risky Behavior

Getting Rid of the Evidence

After being stopped by the police and told to sit tight while the officer calls in a K-9 unit, the driver of this white van has a unique plan for getting rid of the evidence.
Getting Rid of the Evidence

Santa Ana Dispensary Raid Sparks Investigation

The Santa Ana Police Department will launch an internal affairs investigation after being provided video clips showing officers engaging in questionable behavior during a police raid last month on a medical marijuana dispensary.
Santa Ana Dispensary Raid Sparks Investigation

Fun Facts
Human tongue: Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Comedy

Honest Political Ads - Gil Fulbright for Senate

What would an honest politician actually sound like? Would voters recognize an honest politician? Old Gil is running for Senate against Mitch McConnell in a humorous parody of a campaign.
Honest Political Ads - Gil Fulbright for Senate

Mrs. Brown's Whisk

Ever the clueless woman of Golden years, Mrs. Brown mistakes a personal item belonging to her daughter for a whisk. Lots of laughter in this short clip.
Mrs. Brown's Whisk

Humor from the Forum

A Priceless Look

My wife and I were visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

‘You need to update,’ he said. ‘People don’t waste money on silly newspapers anymore.

Here, you can use my iPad, if you can figure it out.’

I tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit it… and, the look on my son's face was priceless.

Science and Art

After Sunset - Modern Laser Art

This video was taken at LasX Industries Inc of on a specially designed laser art system. The CAD file was developed in Illustrator by Andy Gikling and imported into LasX's "Lightguide v5" laser control software.
After Sunset - Modern Laser Art

Bill Nye at the Museum of Sex

Bill Nye's at the Museum of Sex in New York to explain the evolutionary purpose of sex. A humorous yet accurate explanation of the reason for sex.
Bill Nye at the Museum of Sex

Fun Facts
Levirate marriage (where a man is obligated to marry his brother’s widow if there were no sons to care for her) is sometimes required in the Bible (as in Deuteronomy) and sometimes prohibited (as in Leviticus)

Doggie Videos

Seen Too Much

A veteran dog can offer in helping a military veteran
who is coping with severe war related trauma.
Seen Too Much

Dog Finds God

Always a loyal companion an Italian dog finds god,
frequents church after his owner passes away.
Dog Finds God

Funny Joke from the Forum

Husbands and Dogs


Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Offbeat Comedy

When a Hot Girl Walks In

you know how guys get all crazy when a good looking girl shows up.
This comedy skit is about that.
When a Hot Girl Walks In

To Sell a Bra

This bra manufacturer makes a dramatic and humorous point
about what they can do for you if you have small breasts.
To Sell a Bra

Fun Facts
Scientific research has shown that when bees are given cocaine, they start dancing more energetically than before, become prone to exaggerating when communicating with other bees, and often just lie to their hive-mates when telling them about food sources (using the bee communication method of 'waggle-dancing').



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