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Late Night Humor

Gluten Free or BS

Chelsea Lately sends out gluten-free cakes and cupcakes much to the humorous dismay of recipient Charlize Theron.
Gluten Free or BS

Super-tight Yoga Pants

A humorous parody commercial for supertight spray on yoga pants.
Supertight Yoga Pants

Fun Facts
Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.

Nature's Beauty

Grand Canyon Scenic

A time lapse film featuring the stunning
views of the Grand Canyon.
Grand Canyon Scenic

New Zealand by Air

Aerial video of the scenic topography and
beautiful nature of Southern New Zealand.
New Zealand by Air

Humor from the Forum

Blonde Parents


Dustin and Jane (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?"

The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."

Humorous Videos

Recognize Anyone

There are those who handle their alcohol responsibly,
and then there are these people.
Recognize Anyone
Mature Situation Comedy

Speed Dating

A short comedy about speed dating
Brutal honesty about courtship dynamics.
Speed Dating
Fun Facts
In 1859, 24 rabbits were released in Austrailia. Within six years the population grew to 2 million.

Entertaining Nature

Sharks Follow Boat

While returning to port and tossing leftover chum, a fisherman put a GoPro overboard to see what was going on underwater.
Sharks Follow Boat

Devil Rays Jumping

Devil Rays Jumping off the coast of Mexico
Devil Rays Jumping

Humor from the Forum

A very sad passing that Cooks everywhere will Mourn


The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play-Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

Comedy News
Region Limited

Fraud City

When a cheating scandal rocks an Atlanta school system, Jon notices eerie similarities to the 2008 U.S. financial crisis brought on by Wall Street.
Fraud City
Region Limited

Shakes on a Plain & Secret Agent Can

Oklahoma suffers a bizarre surge in earthquakes following a rise in fracking, and the NSA gets an unlikely new mascot.
Shakes on a Plain & Secret Agent Can

Fun Facts
The word “toast,” meaning a wish of good health, started in ancient Rome, where a piece of toasted bread was dropped into wine.

Humorous Videos

We Need a Plague

A comedy monologue about some strange
people and Bill Burr's proposed solution.
We Need a Plague
Mature Humor

Phony Face Time

Too many people are living their lives for
the likes they receive on social media.
Phony Face Time
Humor from the Forum

Two Aliens are having a Conversation


After observing Earth two aliens are having a conversation.

The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."

The second alien, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"

The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have their weapons aimed at themselves."

Interesting Videos

Ocean Explorer

Ocean explorer Robert Ballard takes us on an extraordinary
trip to hidden worlds underwater.
Ocean Explorer

400,000 Galaxies

The Sloan Digital Sky Survey has released the largest-ever 3D ma
p of the universe displaying about 400,000 galaxies.
400,000 Galaxies

Fun Facts
The largest Great White Shark ever caught measured 37 feet and weighed 24,000 pounds. It was found in a herring weir in New Brunswick in 1930.

Creative Videos
Mature Humor

Big Bouncy Animation

Fifty amazing Titmouse artist unite for a
divine purpose: to animate boobies.
Big Bouncy Animation

Artistic Nudity

Artistically Froggy

A tropical frog is the latest
creation from artist Johannes Stötter.
Artistically Froggy

Humor from the Forum

Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?


Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?

Someone told her to make up her mind.

Stand-up Comedy

Irish Entitlement

Humorous stand-up comedy about how the Irish lack a sense of entitlement.
Irish Entitlement

An Opinion on X Factor

From a country that gave us the Beatles, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, and many more the X factor seems a bit of a let-down.
An Opinion on X Factor

Funny Joke from the Forum

The Purina diet


I have 2 Labrador Retrievers and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in
line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no,
I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your
pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry
and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with
my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Nature Videos

Penguins Flying

Crystal clear Antarctic waters at the edge of an ice shelf
and penguin acrobatics make a good video
Penguins Flying

Right Whale Mating Logistics

For creatures this size, mating is not easy. It takes a
twelve foot long reproductive organ, to get the job done.
Right Whale Mating Logistics

Fun Facts
Six billion steps of DNA are contained in a single cell. This DNA can be stretched six feet, but it is coiled up in the cell's nucleus, which measures only 1/2500 of an inch in diameter.

Stand-up Comedy

Middle Age Sex Life

Hilarious comedy routine from Louis CK describing what happens to ones sex life when they get older and fatter.
Middle  Age Sex Life

On the Streets of Mumbai

Stand up comedy about the streets of Mumbai, where you can find freedom and cheap medicine.
On the Streets of Mumbai

Humor from the Forum

Confucius Say:


It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.

A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.

It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.

Funny Videos

Hors Cycles

A funny and entertaining comedy act featuring a bicycle,
a unicycle, a trampoline and two acrobatics.
Hors Cycles

2001 A Monkey Odyssey

Innovative video in which Langur monkeys discover
spy cameras, 2001 Space Odyssey Monolith style.
2001 A Monkey Odyssey

Fun Facts
In Turkey, in the 16th and 17th centuries, anyone caught drinking coffee was put to death

In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear

In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment.

In Israel, picking your nose is illegal.

Sites Worth Visiting

Photographs of Lake Eyre

Landscape Photos with out the landscape
are better than you would think.
Photographs of Lake Eyre

Iain Crawford

Beauty, Fashion and Color from Photographer Iain Crawford.
Iain Crawford

Funny Joke from the Forum

Stoner Humor!


Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken

Q: What do you get when you eat marijuana ?
A: A pot belly

Q: What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.

Q: How do fish party ?
A: Seaweed.

Q: What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ?
A: A Liar.

Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A: A pot hole!

Q: What is the difference between politicians and stoners ?
A: Politicians don't inhale...they just suck.

Comedy News
Region Limited

Totally Chillaxed, Sticky-Icky, Informative Marijuana News Report

As smoking pot becomes an increasingly legalized and mainstream activity, CNN creates 4/20 programming, and Jessica Williams clues Jon in on how people smoke pot in 2015.
Totally Chillaxed, Sticky-Icky, Informative Marijuana News Report
Region Limited

Docfix & If Life Were Like Congress

The government rejoices when Congress passes a rare bit of bipartisan legislation, and The Best F#@king News Team Ever applies this self-congratulatory attitude to other jobs.
Docfix & If Life Were Like Congress

Fun Facts
At Italian weddings, it is not unusual for both the bride and groom to break a glass. Tradition is that the number of shards will equal the number of happy years the couple will have together.

Creative

Chameleon Body-painting

Body painting that recreates the art of nature. In this piece is featured the Chameleon. Visit Stötter's site (link below) for more body-painting art.
Chameleon Body-painting

Carrot Clarinet

Linsey Pollak turns a carrot into a clarinet using an electric drill a carrot and a saxophone mouthpiece, and plays it all in a matter of 5 minutes.
Carrot Clarinet

Humor from the Forum

The Church Organist


There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another Organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green Persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green Persimmons, "because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while." - She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday."

Comedy

Special Victims Unit Mulvaney

You can get away with saying anything you want on TV as long as you know how to phrase it in technical terms.
Special Victims Unit Mulvaney

Mom Computer Therapy

Sometimes parents need a little help learning how to operate their computer. Sometimes that can be downright annoying.
Mom Computer Therapy

Fun Facts
Taurine, the main ingredient in Red Bull, is an extract of the stomach lining of cows

Philosophical Videos

I Think for Myself

One of the most gifted minds of our time, fights the tendency
for people to categorize others in terms of their own beliefs.
I Think for Myself

Sonder

The realization that each random passerby is living a life
as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions,.
Sonder

Humor from the Forum

Pizza Joke


Was going to tell you a pizza joke

...but I thought it would be too cheesy.


Humorous Videos

A Rap Translation

Rap interpreted for the middle class with a visual
presentation and understandable words.
A Rap Translation

White House Translator

Humorous parody of a White House discussion,
and the need for a translator.
White House Translator
Fun Facts
Almost a third of all women over 80 years of age still have sex with their partners

Comedy

Win the Battle Lose the War

Humorous story about a man who actually wins an argument with his girlfriend, but of course the relationship can handle that.
Win the Battle Lose the War

That is Life

Humorous skit by the Umbilical Brothers with a little singing, some pantomime and a lot of laughter.
That is Life

Humor from the Forum

Teacher Teacher Don't Be Fooled


Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.

Little Jimmy stood up.

Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?".

"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."

Humor

Dating Preference by Race

Results from the app ''Are You Interested'', which allows clients to click ''yes'' if they find a person attractive or take the option of skipping to the next profile page.
Dating Preference by Race

Blue Mountain State

Blue Mountain State recruitment video. Looks like they are offering a course in humorous double entendres at this party school.
Blue Mountain State

Fun Facts
In 1988 the League of Women Voters stopped sponsoring presidential debates and issued this terse statement:

The League of Women Voters is withdrawing its sponsorship of the presidential debate scheduled for mid-October because the demands of the two campaign organizations would perpetrate a fraud on the American voter. It has become clear to us that the candidates' organizations aim to add debates to their list of campaign-trail charades devoid of substance, spontaneity and honest answers to tough questions. The League has no intention of becoming an accessory to the hoodwinking of the American public.

Interesting Videos

New Map of the Milky Way

Infrared reveals more of the galaxy than can be seen in visible-light views. In Spitzer's mosaic, light from stars throughout the galaxy -- which stretches 100,000 light-years across -- shines through.
New Map of the Milky Way

Sugar PSA

Who's to blame for the childhood obesity epidemic? The finger has been pointed at parents, video games, and fast food. Could it all boil down to sugar?
Sugar PSA

Humor from the Forum

Two Hasidic Jews the tailor for new suits


Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for new suits.

"Pincus," Yacov said, "the last time we came to you for new suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The suits you made were not black. They were sort of dark grey maybe, but not black, We need new suits, and this time we want black suits, from the darkest cloth there is."

Pincus reached behind for a bolt of cloth and he said, "See this cloth? It is from this fabric that I make the habits for nuns. In all the world," Pincus said, fingering the bolt of fabric, "there is no blacker cloth than the cloth I make nun's habits from, and it is from this cloth that I'll make your new suits!"

A few weeks later the two Hasidic Jews were walking down the street in their new suits when they passed two nuns. Impulsively, on a whim, one of the men went up to one of the nuns. He grabbed her sleeve and held it up against his own.

Then, in an angry voice, he muttered something to his friend and they both walked on.

"What did that man want?" one nun asked the other.

"I don't know," she replied. "he looked at my garment, said something in Latin, and left."

"In Latin?" asked the first nun. "What did he say?"

He said, "Marcus, Pincus fuctus."

Comedy News
Region Limited

Start Wars

Congress takes issue with President Obama's tentative nuclear deal with Iran, despite their support of several violent and invasion-based executive actions.
Start Wars
Region Limited

Seriously, Guys, What Are We Doing Here?

Jon questions the media's priorities when they fixate on the minute details of Hillary Clinton's campaign and constantly re-air gruesome footage of police brutality.
Seriously, Guys, What Are We Doing Here?

Humorous Quotes
"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. " - Anonymous

"America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. " - Anonymous

Funny News Videos

Fart Attack

Arrested for assault and battery for farting in the police car.
Fart Attack

Congratulations On Your Big

What the field reporter meant to say was...
Congratulations On Your Big

Humor from the Forum

This is politically correct


We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known are: a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves (and larks) and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

Believe it or not ....... a Congress!

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!

Nature Stories

Gigantic School of Rays

A record-breaking school of mobular rays captured on video off the coast of Baja.
Gigantic School of Rays

Duck Crossing Guard

A touch of humanity as police officer stops traffic to let ducks cross safely.
Duck Crossing Guard

Fun Facts
The Arctic Circle marks the region above which, for at least one day a year, there is all-day sunshine in the summer and 24-hour darkness in the winter.

If all the ice in the Arctic melted (mostly Greenland), the global sea level would rise about 24 feet. If all the ice in the Antarctic melted, it would rise about 200 feet.

Funny Videos

Homemade Airstream

Handyman extraordinaire, shows you how to make your very own
airstream using nothing more than used appliances, an old boat trailer.
Homemade Airstream

Funny Police Photo

We need to borrow your camera for police business.
For some candid camera style pranks.
Funny Police Photo

Funny Joke from Ice Queen

On the Balcony


The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.
A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by"
"Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out
"Matt is riding a new bike....."
A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving"
A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know that?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."

Funny Videos

Huge Group of Girls

Poking a little fun at the streotypical girls' night out.
Huge Group of Girls

A Message about Your Kids

A PSA message about your kids and how they're doing
in school. You're brilliant prodigy is lazy and dumb.
A Message about Your Kids

Quotable
"It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell." – Buddha

All the Education in the world won't help someone who can't think for themselves." – A.M. Sawyer

Comedy Videos

How Women Argue

As every man knows, it is impossible to win
an argument with a woman - even when you are right.
How Women Argue

Comedy Gig in Iraq

The need for comic relief in war-torn countries is great
but getting there isn't so easy.
Comedy Gig in Iraq

Fun Facts
Mother Earth has a generous waistline: At the equator, the circumference of the globe is 24,901 miles (40,075 kilometers).

Entertaining Videos

Misleading Labels on Food

A humorous monologue taking the food companies to task for their attempts to deceive the public over the contents of the products they sell.
Misleading Labels on Food

If Airlines Were like Healthcare

Imagine if you book your next flight and each service was independently billed. Welcome to the health care nightmare
If Airlines Were like Healthcare
Humor from the Forum

Male Chauvinist!"


Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. After all, housework was woman's work!

But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished; something's up.

It turned out that Charley read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.

The night went well and the next day she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Charley even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening."

"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.

"Oh, that was perfect too. :) Charley was too tired!

Comedy News

Facebook - When Things Went Wrong

The new LifePoint function distills each user's mistakes into one easy-to-find moment when their lives irrevocably took a turn for the worse.
Facebook - When Things Went Wrong

Massive Student Debt

Recent graduate wonders how his parents
will ever pay off his student loan debt
Massive Student Debt

Fun Facts
A woodpeckers tongue can wrap around its head twice

A chameleons tongue is twice the length of its body

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue

At around 3 tons, the tongue of the blue whale weighs more than most elephants.


Funny Animal Videos

Raccoons Everywhere

Raccoons come pouring out of the woods
to grab a quick snack
Raccoons Everywhere

Little Toy-Big Bird

It's just a little toy but it confuses
these big bird
Little Toy-Big Bird

Famous Quotes
Trumanism
“Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.”

-- President Harry Truman

Entertaining Science Videos

Alien Atmosphere

How are NASA and other scientists able to determine the makeup of alien planet atmospheres in faraway solar systems.
Alien Atmosphere

Cool Moving Cube

The Cubli can jump up and balance on its corner. Reaction wheels mounted on three faces of the cube provide movement.
Cool Moving Cube

Humor from the Forum

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody


There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.

Creative Videos

We Are Explorers

Why do we explore? Simply put, it is part of who we are.
Reaching for things beyond our grasp, lays the foundation for our
greatest journey.
We Are Explorers

A Universe Not Made For Us

Excerpts from Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot
the chapter titled A Universe Not Made For Us.
A Universe Not Made For Us

Fun Facts
Recycling one aluminum can saves enough energy to run a TV for three hours!

The energy saved from recycling one glass bottle will light a 100 watt bulb for 4 hours.

Plastic bottles take 700 years before they begin to decompose in a landfill.

Situation Comedy Videos

Back in the Day

Mrs. Brown humorously reminisces about the good old days when she was dating.
Back in the Day

Lost Phone Prank Call

A devious Mrs. Brown takes advantage of grandpa sleeping on a phone to play a hilarious prank.
Lost Phone Prank Call

Humor from the Forum

The Senior Citizens' Field Trip


A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Windsor to Branson. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!"

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver was beginning to think he had a bus load of old wackos. Who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested. The bus driver decides that he'd had better investigate, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.

"I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it runs away..."



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