Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Wild monkey swims out and boards a small boat were some guys are gathering coconuts and proceeds to do the pirate thing.
A Principal and Assistant Principals are recruited to come read some words off a teleprompter for a ''stress test''.
An Army Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing he decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
A Captain said it was 50-50%.
A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee and asked what was his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well sir”, he said, “if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
How did continents and countries get their names? This humorous sketch will give you some idea.
Drifting down a curvy road on their Harley hot wheels these guys look like they're having a good time.
The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.
What do Asian parents think about their sons choice of a career in standup comedy - the assumption is white parents and black parents would you be proud. Moving on to the greatest war of our generation - IPhone versus Android.
Two sweet southern ladies cruise around a warehouse complex trying to find candle supplies, and fall into a loading ramp.
A woman searches for something in the living room.
After an hour of searching, she asks her husband; Have you seen my book?
How to live to become 100 years old.
Ah yes. Yesterday, i threw it away.
Your mother started reading it...
A single man tries out dating apps as a woman to see if he can learn any messaging tips with some surprising results.
Wal-Mart, home of fashion sense - not.
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart.
Isn't Google great, that's free information, who needs college, yes this comedian appears to be a natural blonde.
Lovers, Dreamers and laser connections bring life out of light while energy dances out of desolate dust.
Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old car parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.
Frank, a man of few words,stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.
He didn't explain, defend, or deny anything. He said nothing.
Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his car in front of Mildred's house, walked home and left it there all night.
Stunning video from legendary the Isle of Man road race.
Andy was thinking about upgrading to the Apple watch but then came to realize that looking at his watch to check messages was the universal sign for 'I'm bored with you'.
A song that gets stuck in your head is called an "earworm".
A humorous standup comedy bit from Eddie Izzard
on why the Church of England was created.
The North Atlantic is known for big waves, but even for the North Atlantic this is a big way and the ship hits it head-on.
A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally croaked.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."
Some drunken Russian guys taking their wasted friend home ... like a boss!
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
One of his more humorous stand-up comedy routines featuring two dogs and a grouchy banker, flying with the morbidly obese, and how we met his first wife. .
A hidden camera prank; the victim is asked to put their finger on a leak only to discover an additional leak
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
You may tend to lean to the left while watching this.
I am quite sure that most young men would like a Dickens cider.
One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the waterhole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.
He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
Memories are the last private and intimate pieces of ourselves that haven't been uploaded.
In Russia trucks are built with the ability to ford deep streams, but this is taking things to an extreme.
A humorous comedy routine pointing out that as a parent you watch your kids on Christmas morning with mixed emotions as Santa gets all the credit. Imagine then how your surgeon or doctor might feel.
Some researchers believe that those who stay awake late at night are more likely to have higher IQs.
Drew, Colin and Ryan encounter the universal ''woo''. Two contestants with stage fright, provide sound effects.
Want is a growing giant whom the coat of Have was never large enough to cover. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Pursue, keep up with, circle round and round your life, as a dog does his master's chaise. Do what you love. Know your own bone, gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it, and gnaw it still. - Henry David Thoreau
Try walking forward while looking over your shoulder and see how far you get. The same goes for life. Look forward! - Martin Henderson
If you've ever had that feeling of accomplishment over finally remembering your password this comedy monologue is for you.
Outer space begins at 100 kilometers (62 mi) above sea level.
If you could drive straight up you would be there in an hour.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
When you don't know the language a phrasebook can be helpful, but not so much in this funny skit.
The UK border force has stopped a woman coming to the UK from Canada to visit a man she met on the Internet.
In most countries when you meet someone you say hi, got out on a few dates, and eventually get horizontal together.
Infant blue whales grow by about 90kg (198 pounds) a day.
Some comedians had the ability to tell you about everyday events and have you rolling with laughter. This is one of those comedians. Listen as he takes to the stage at the Apollo and tells us about his trip to the mall.
Two young Japanese girls ask a bystanders to take a photo .
A guy walked into his friend's office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed.
"Hey, what's up with you?", he asks.
"Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's hired a new secretary for me."
"Well, nothing wrong in that. Is she blonde or brunette?"
"Neither, He's bald."
Dieting advice that can't get any more simple as in this humorous sketch. Eat less and move more seems as though it's something everyone could do, but despite wanting to lose weight, no one seems to be willing to follow this simple plan.
Hilariously funny ventriloquism sketch by Nina Conti in which an audience is fitted with a dummy mask and asked to dance.
Some people have no fear of heights. This video was shot by someone, probably an adrenaline junkie, who apparently has no fear of heights as he steps out on the ledge of a building.
Common chimpanzees kiss with open mouths, but not with their tongues. Bonobos, the most intelligent of primates, do kiss with their tongues.
Firefighter has the fire-hose on full blast. Too bad none of the water is hitting the fire.
A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my brothers though."
A drive-thru attendant takes orders from multiple passengers (Mikey Day, Kenan Thompson, Emily Blunt, Bobby Moynihan, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, Beck Bennett, Aidy Bryant, Bruno Mars) in a Hummer limo.
According to this comedian Nordic people when they get together are all friendly on the surface but secretly they are judging each other.
John Oliver helps you revise the New Year’s resolutions you’ve already failed to keep. If you haven't given up on them already.
Mrs. Smith needed to have her piano tuned so she asked a friend for a recommendation. She then made an appointment with the piano tuner, Mr. Opperknockity.
He arrived two days later, tuned the piano satisfactorily, and left.
Shortly after that, Mrs. Smith noticed that the piano was terribly out of tune again. She called the tuner to complain about it and to ask for a return visit to solve the problem.
However, the tuner replied, "I'm sorry ma'am, but Opperknockity only tunes once!"
Maybe the pooch was just giving them his opinion.
A news crew discovers that in some parts of the city you can make up stuff and people will play along.
Everybody has stuff. In this humorous comedy monologue George Carlin points out the absurdity of how attached we are to our stuff..
During Prohibition, temperance activists hired a scholar to rewrite the Bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.
Is it possible that learned behaviors can be inherited? Unlike genetics based on changes to the DNA sequence, the changes in gene expression of epigenetics may have external causes..
Sometimes it's best to blaze your own trail. You never know what mistakes others have made. An interesting video in which a snowboarder learns that lesson the hard way.
Christopher's class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Christopher to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Christopher stood and thought, then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you are beautiful."
"Why thank you, Christopher," the teacher said, blushing. "But what is the direct object?"
"A good report card next month," he replied.
Surviving the ice age - a humorous excerpt from the ''Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theater'' special
Why do we keep getting married when the odds are strangely against success. A young Bill Burr humorously expounds on that thought, and compares it to skydiving..
Little Esther isn't pregnant. She just wants the attention. And unfortunately there's no morning-after pill for eating a dozen donuts.
Enjoyable demonstration of Attraction, Repulsion ,and Friction.
Junior high schools have a zero tolerance policy on name calling, so a teacher had a concern when a student complained another student had called him the "E" word.
"E" word? the teacher asked, puzzled as she could not think of single bad name beginning with E.
The student lowered his voice and muttered, "idiot"
Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin, Jack White of White Stripes, and edge from U2 with a little impromptu guitar playing.
Welcome to Peahi, she was awakened this past weekend by one of the largest swells to hit jaws in about a decade or so. The wave itself seemed to have weeded the crowd out pretty thin, separating the men from the boys. .
Ms. Rafferty (Kate McKinnon), Sharon (Cecily Strong) and Doug (Casey Affleck) share their experiences meeting Santa Claus.
Benjamin Franklin never patented any of his inventions. He reasoned that "we should be glad of an opportunity to serve others by any invention of ours; and this we should do freely and generously."
A humorous comedy routine about women and relationships. Sometimes comedian Bill Burr worries worries that he's going to be that creepy old guy hanging out at the bar that no one cares about.
Cat will copy the tempo of a hand being moved back and forth while she sneaks up on you. Funny, it looks like shes glitching
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Improv comedy sketch called things you can say about a shoe but not about your girlfriend or significant other. A humorous series called scenes from hat in that they pull ideas suggested from the audience for improvisational comedy..
Max Amini knows a typical Persian girl when he meets one. And it's not just the nose job that gives it away..
"Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. " - Anonymous
Wth way too much time on his hands has gone through everything Netflix has to offer
What could be better on a hot dry day than a nice cool refreshing glass of beer. Two older gentlemen in this humorous sketch visit a pub for a bit of refreshment, but from there it takes a humorously dark twist.
Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.
Things are going slow and Father Ted, in an effort to lighten things, up performs his best China man impression.
You're driving down a side street spot an open manhole and a worker . It's only a prank and the cop is in on it.
My wife bought a pair of 'Meatloaf Underwear' yesterday.
On the front it says, "I Will do Anything For Love" ...and on the back it says, "but I Won't do That."