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Fallon and friends revisit Abbott & Costello's classic ''Who's On First?''
Nuisance power is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.
There's a high school scholarship just for redheads.
The boss needs a mockup website and in turn is assigned to the job and the bosses assistant assigned to help. It's a lot of work and some people get screwed over in this comedy sketch.
A couple breaks up with each other (via the use of 154 movie titles). Clever comedy sketch in which every word spoken by the couple and the waitress come from the titles of popular movies.
Saw a guy at Starbucks today with no smart phone, no tablet, no laptop.
He just sat there drinking coffee
…like some kind of psychopath.
What do we all have in common? Every Human Ever is an exploration of humanity's lowest common denominator....
A humorous sketch about the social life of mall walkers - surprise surprise grandpa has a social life.
Google was originally called "Backrub".
Louis CK finds out the hard way that he is too old to hang out with twenty somethings in the parking lot .
In the USA we are used to Hollywood thrillers where the hero always wins. But that's not the point of the screw you movie.
Mr. Smith comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that's come off of my fly? I cannot button my pants."
"Oh Dear ... I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see if Mrs. Jones could be helping you with it."
About five minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of yelling and the sound of a body falling down the stairs. Walking back in the door with a blackened eye and a bloody nose comes Mr. Smith.
Mrs. Smith looks at him and says, "My god, what happened to you? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Yeah," says Mr. Smith. "I asked her to sew on the wee button and she did.
Everything was going fine but when she bent on to bite off the wee thread, Mr. Jones walked in..."
Who knew that taking photos on smart phones would solve a crime at the scene of a wild party.
Mrs. Brown discovers how to use a browser and searches for ''woman needs a man'', with hilarious results.
The Queen of the UK is the legal owner of one-sixth of the Earth's land surface.
Flying through the mountains, valleys and fjords
of Norway makes for a scenic air patrol.
Off the coast of Russia the winds can be fierce and the waves high, and that makes for a scary time.
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you..
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
A humorous sketch about setting up for a conference and trying to make their dongle's work - something that sounds dirty but it's not.
A humorous comedy sketch featuring guys posing as a group of girls sitting around overanalyzing everything because it's that time of the month.
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
A lighthearted counterculture tune with party atmosphere, and an addicting beat.
There is nothing sadder in this world than a black man or a black woman without soul. You can help, send your dollars today.
Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.
Little Jimmy stood up.
Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?".
"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."
A spoken word piece that is about the history of moving image in general brief it is only two minutes using archived footage and copy-written stuff because it was fitting for the project and speaks better with the subject matter.
From tattoos and celebrities to smiles and styles, this video makes an interesting commentary on the shamelessly superficial narcissistic photos that pervade social media.
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. That is where we get the phrase ''Wet your whistle''.
Creative fellow reasons that since butter toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, combining the two could create the ultimate perpetual motion machine.
Fiat Auto Argentina is introducing the new Fiat Palio to men in an interesting way. ''The car for the best time of your life,'' campaign highlights memorable moments. This particular spot covers a memorable moment in a couple's relationship that is likely to get a man's attention
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, ‘I was artificially inseminated this morning.’
‘I don’t believe you,’ says Dolly.
‘It’s true; no bull!’ exclaims Daisy
Pulling it together for the team has never been so funny.
A classic clip from married with children; Al Bundy's favorite show - Psycho Dad
Bourbon takes its name from Bourbon County in Kentucky, where it was first produced in 1789 by a Baptist minister.
Les Chevaliers, fighter planes perform a graceful ballet while leaving jet trails in the sky.
Over the ocean massive storms produce monster waves and sometimes ships get caught up in the mayhem.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"...
But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".
Somewhere up north a train is plowing through the snow as it way along the tracks. It just so happens to make for good video.
That annoying little pothole that the Department of Transportation never seems to be able to fix is nothing compared to the challenge of Siberian Roads.
FBI Spent Years 'Researching' The Lyrics To 'Louie, Louie'.The full story at TechDirt
Incredible dog can balance a ball on his nose and even attempts spin moves. The interesting thing is that according to his owner, the dog was never taught this.
Pet Squirrel tries to hide his nut in the fur of a Bernese Mountain dog.
What do you call an eternity?
Four blonds at a four way stop...
Someone went into the store and left their dogs in the car. There were nice enough to roll down the windows so the dogs could get some air. But it would seem that the dogs are a bit impatient and have figured out how to get people's attention by laying on the car horn..
Kitty is definitely a troll. But with a fishing rod and a little fluff he manages to keep the other cat entertained.
Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin were both nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize
A bit dated but still funny, this skit from 'Whose Line Is It', is a parody of the Home Shopping Network. One of the Shopping networks that used to sell all kinds of hyped up useless junk. .
Crazy side effects of sleeping pills make for humorous parody in this skit from the Huffington Post..
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. ''Is this your husband?'' he nervously asks.
''No, silly,'' she replies, snuggling up to him.
''Your boyfriend, then?'' he continues.
''No, not at all,'' she says, nibbling away at his ear.
''Is it your dad or your brother?'' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
''No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'' she answers.
''Well, who in the hell is he, then?'' he demands.
She whispers in his ear ''That's me before the surgery.'' ....
After taking a position against guns in a previous comedy monologue, Jim Jefferies has been getting a lot of letters that start out by saying, ''We wouldn't expect an Australian to understand freedom''. .
A humorous standup comedy routine daring to comment on the touchy subject of religion. Starting out with this truism, ''No one's head has ever been cut off in the name of atheism''.
According to a study done by Shue Yan University in Hong Kong, sleep positions can affect the kinds of dreams you have. People who slept on their stomach had more dreams related to sex than people who slept on their back or on their side.
The Great Binge is a term by social historians for a period in history, due to Absinthe in Europe and dangerous drugs such as heroin being commercially available.
People of all ages offer words of wisdom to their younger counterparts in this entertaining video, from Radio One.
Jon makes to humorous observation in his comedy routine that almost every religion has bizarre wardrobe idiosyncrasies, and yet people get offended when it's their religion that's singled out.
What if someone promised you $1 million to follow a few quirky rules. Would you take them up on it? Would you wonder if they had the resources to actually pay you $1 million?
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and were to be executed on the same day.
The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.
The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."
"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden.
He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?"
"That you kill me first."
Things can get stale in the bedroom. Count on women's magazines to stir the pot.
A pompous twit gets put in his place.
Jean-Claude Van Damme was once starving and homeless on the streets of Los Angeles.
Often times to stay within time limits directors slice lead in scenes from movies that lead up to the main plot. Kind of like telling a humorous story but leaving out some of the details, it makes things hard to understand.
Top 15 Famous actors and actresses who undressed for scenes in movies or stage plays. Lots of people act in scenes sans clothes, but these are the actors people remember.
I told my wife she was more attractive when she didn't wear glasses.
She smiled and said "So are you".
"But sweetheart", I said, "I don't wear glasses".
She smiled again and said, "Think about it".
Comedienne Akilah Hughes pokes fun at awkward interracial dating moments including touching her hair and fried chicken.
No one wants to grow up. A humorous compilation of signs that you have entered the twilight zone of adulthood - and there's no escape.
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
Humorous story of international differences as a South African goes for taco.
A British comedy show asks if the US is more violent than the UK - Doug Stanhope has the answer.
The German for “contraceptive” is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel.
A humorous prank and love gone wrong. A young woman finds a gentleman sitting in the café to be attractive, and attempts to strike up a conversation, but only until someone better looking comes along.
Don't trespass on these gangsters turf. And by turf I mean the handicap parking spot at the local mall. A humorous prank reminiscent of candid camera.
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity.
"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees.".
The cannibals promised they would not..
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But now, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."
At one time Stanhope felt like his comedy routine had social relevance but he is let go of that delusion. Nothing he has said has changed the world even slightly..
A humorous comedy skit about getting to the age where your body is starting to fall apart and that means that when things break they stay broken.
People who procrastinate may be more likely to have insomnia.
Without using any code is it possible to gain access to a person's e-mail account, Facebook account, or even their bank account?
Reflecting on her time as a covert agent with the CIA Amaryllis Fox reveals a few reoccurring themes, one of which is that everyone thinks they are the Good Guy.
I had a blind date last night
I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned -- What do I do if she's really unattractive? I'll be stuck with her all night.
Turns out, There's an app for that.
It's called "Mom Are You Ok". It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet her.
If you like her, you ignore it.
If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, "Mom? What's the matter? Are you okay?"
It works every time.
So I knocked on the girl's door. Turns out I needn't have worried.
She was gorgeous!
Just as we were about to head out to the restaurant, her phone rang.
She answered it and said, "Mom, what's the matter? Are you okay?"
I think I dreamt this...and we're gonna need to blow some candles out. And oh by the way have you counted the eggs.
In an attempt to live forever, and become just like their idol, Sarah Wilson, McCartney and McLennan give up the sweet stuff; sugar. Please Note: This episode is booze, sugar, gluten, fructose, lactose and personality-free.
The English word "Callipygian" means having a beautiful ass.
An offhand comment made after mentioning that her grandmother could grow a beard humorously embarrasses this TV host
Host of The Last Leg finally had the guts to say about politicians what many have been thinking.
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,
"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
The best pranks are the pranks that make people think they're losing their mind. This prank definitely leaves people scratching their head.
If you have spent much time on the Internet you have most likely viewed one of Rémi Gaillard's humorous videos. This is a 15 year, best of compilation.
Bill Nye unveils new information that suggests that the universe has the ability to communicate directly with young attractive women.
YouTube no longer takes anonymous comments,
so all the worst ones have gathered in the studio.
There are over 10 trillion living cells in the human body.
Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen and nitrogen make up 90% of the human body.<
Every year over 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.
Using IR telescopes to penetrate the veil of dust that surrounds
our galaxy's core, astronomers found a supermassive black hole.
Science and the beauty of nature go hand in hand.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?
Why are they called “stands” when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?
The real environmental problem is overpopulation, at least according to one comedian ... and don't you know he has a solution.
When people tell you what you did at a party and you don't remember, it's time to quit drinking.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’It’s where we get the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’
A rat's ribs are hinged at the spine, enabling it to easily squeeze through the tightest spaces—like the pipes draining your toilet. And rats are great swimmers too; they can hold their breath for up to three minutes. See how quickly a rat can go from the city streets to your bathroom..
Pet rats trained using clicker training and positive reinforcement. Their favorite treats are cheerios, but being rats they're not very picky, so they also work for dog treats, peas, and dinner left overs. .
For a class project a professor asks his students call out some of the stereotypes they have encountered
"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.
"Sony!" Yells the blonde girl in the front.
David Allen's jokes have long been told and retold on the Internet even though you may even recognize a few of these jokes he still remains a master humorist.
Nobody's odd except you and me - and I won't tell anyone
In Scotland, "any Scotsman found to be wearing underwear beneath his kilt, can be fined two cans of beer.
Humorous observations by the quick witted Mr Carr, As Jimmy says, "...my favorite thing about pregnant ladies on the bus. I have always maintained that I would rather see a pregnant woman standing that a fat girl sitting down crying. .
Women get carried away talking about the humorous side of breastfeeding. Topics like leaking everywhere, breastfeeding dressed like man, and the ability to her milk spray like a fountain, get lots of laughter..
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.
He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said.
"I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got."
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.
Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
Most of us are on the Internet daily and the Internet changes our brains.
The False Advertising Industry reveals the truth about what is allowed in ''Natural'' food.
The naked mole rat is unable to feel pain, is the only known thermo-conforming mammal, is resistant to cancer, and possesses extraordinary longevity for a rodent.
A thermo-conforming organism adopts the surrounding temperature as its own body temperature, thus avoiding the need for internal thermoregulation.
Waiting until the last minute to follow the evacuation orders, gives this driver a harrowing experience as he drives through recently burned areas..
A Division Supervisor, contract dozer operator and a Heavy Equipment Boss deployed their fire shelters on the Beaver Fire in northern California. The firefighters were improving line on the far western edge of the fire front..
I log into Facebook and see that everyone is at the bar...
So I go to the bar and see that everyone is on Facebook.
What causes addiction? Easy, right? Drugs cause addiction. But maybe it is not that simple. One study takes a look at the difference being integrated into society makes on addiction..
The universe is unbelievably big – trillions of stars and even more planets. Soo… there just has to be life out there, right? Why don’t we see any aliens? And more importantly, what does this tell us about our own fate?.
Nintendo has such a large cash reserve it could lose US$250 million every year and wouldn't go bankrupt until 2052.
The new telemarketing script seems to push all the right buttons, leaving the customer foaming at the mouth, with his credit card ready..
A college student receives an embarrassing rap video performed by his seemingly straitlaced mother..
"Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
The next month, he got bill for $200.00, which he paid. But the next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, assuming it was some incidental expense.
But when the third month yet another bill for $200.00 arrived, he finally called his brother to see what was going on.
"Well," said the brother, "you said 'do something nice for Dad.' So I did…I rented him a tuxedo!"
Hot air balloons add splashes of color
A short time lapse of a ship navigating a tight turn in a shipping channel using thrusters.
The BBC holds regular rehearsals for the Queen's death to make sure staff get it right when the real announcement is made.
You can ignore all the conspiracy theory videos; we finally have video proof of what really happened at area 51.
You see someone that you haven't seen in a while coming out of the bathroom. Reflexively you extend your hand for a handshake and it's a wet handshake. .
Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other...
They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line.
Eating at The Restaurant of Life is a humorous series of metaphors that imagines the journey through life as a series of meals.
Four women share which aspects of their lives are "so ghetto " in this comedy sketch from Saturday Night Live.
I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda
Its a fanta-sea of mine
Don't say anything offensive and try to be on your best behavior - a humorous sketch about meeting her parents for the first time. The inevitable awkward situation when two people have been dating for a long time.
Humorously conveyed facts in the form of a comedy sketch from Cracked. And really it's amazing how addicted we are to that first cup of coffee in the morning..
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is the fear of the number 666.