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Comedy Videos

No Greater Threat to Women

Apparently there is no greater threat to the health
and well-being of women than dating men.
No Greater Threat to Women

Come to America

There are a lot of things to love about America.
Just ask comedian Doug Stanhope.
Come to America

Funny, Strange, and Useless News

Distraction from the Daily Grind Videos

Satisfaction

Hand tools are sexy!
Satisfaction

You Turn Me On

Exercise does a body good
...and here's a little motivation to get you started
You Turn Me On

Fun Facts
Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

An ounce of gold can be stretched into a wire 50 miles long.

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

Political Satire Videos
Region Limited

Bug Protein

According to the United Nations, all New Yorkers with bed bugs are technically ranchers raising healthy sources of fat, protein and fiber.
Bug Protein

But It Can Be Again

It has been said that the first step to resolving a problem
is recognizing that there is a problem.
But It Can Be Again

Humor from the Forum

What do you call

What do you call an impotent lizard?

Answer:
A reptile dysfunction

Strange Videos

Mr Blow-up

Comparatively speaking
you are not so weird after all
Mr Blow-up

Seriously Strange

Guy shows off muscles that look
- well just have a look.
Seriously wtf Dude

Fun Facts
In the on-line dating world, women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone “fat.” According to Ann Rule, about 3% of men are psychopaths, fortunately only a tiny percentage are serial killers.

Comedy News
Region Limited

ISIS Age

The seemingly unstoppable militant extremist group ISIS is trying to establish a united Islamic state, but do they really know how much paperwork that will require?
ISIS Age
Region Limited

A National Conversation on Race

The deadly shooting of Michael Brown leads to calls for a frank and honest discussion about race in America.
A National Conversation on Race

Humor from the Forum

Three Old Ladies

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first old lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the size of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper too, holding out her hands to show the size of onions she could buy for a penny.

The third old lady smiled and said , "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.

Creative Videos

Manhattan

City lights, city life time lapse video
Manhattan

Unique Musical Genius

Linsey Pollak plays a variety of unique musical instruments
in this video clip from his show ''Passing Wind''.
Unique Musical Genius

Fun Facts
The biological sign for the female sex, a circle placed on top of a small cross, is also the symbol for the planet Venus. The symbol is believed to be a stylized representation of the Roman goddess Venus’ hand mirror

Skit Comedy

The Lively Mrs Brown

Agnes Brown she tries to find herself a date for Valentine's Day.
The Lively Mrs Brown

You Need a Form for That?

A humorous, tongue-in-cheek look at the
proliferation of government forms.
You Need a Form for That?

Funny Joke from the Forum

yadot rorrim


Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I.


(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)

Stand-up Comedy

Women Drivers and Men's Weakness

Are men better drivers than women, if so why do men get more tickets. All is explained in this humorous skit about Georgia courts.
Women Drivers and Men's Weakness

Screw You Movies

In the USA we are used to Hollywood thrillers where the hero always wins. But that's not the point of the screw you movie.
Screw You Movies

Fun Facts
Rodin’s famous statue The Kiss was originally titled Francesca da Rimini and depicts the thirteenth-century woman in Dante’s Inferno who falls in love with her husband’s younger brother Paolo. Their lips do not actually touch, hinting at their eventual doom.

The kiss of life (breath of God) and the kiss of death (Judas’ kiss) are powerful literary and artistic symbols. Sixteenth century authors were especially likely to use them as sexual metaphors

On Population

The 59th Minute

Scientist David Suzuki uses a exponential growth demonstration to explaine why most scientists believe we are in the final decades of humanity’s ability to survive ecological disaster.
The 59th Minute

Stanhope on Overpopulation

Doug Stanhope our new favorite curmudgeon, giving his
view on what is really affecting the climate.
Stanhope on Overpopulation

Humor from the Forum

Irish Wedding Reception


Recently at an Irish wedding reception someone yelled… ''Would all the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made their life worth living''.

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Comedy Monologues

USA vs UK Violence

A British comedy show asks if the US is more
violent than the UK - Doug Stanhope has the answer.
USA vs UK Violence

Taco Misunderstanding

Humorous story of international differences
as a South African goes for taco.
Taco Misunderstanding

Fun Facts
In England in 1576, 10-year-olds were allowed to marry.

Skit Comedy

Juggalo Dating

A humorous spoof of online dating sites
It's juggla-love at first whoop.
Juggalo Dating

Home-made Air-stream

Handyman extraordinaire, shows you how to make your very own
Air-stream using nothing more than used appliances, an old boat trailer.
Homemade Airstream

Quotes
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” (Aristotle)
“Love, A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” (Ambrose Bierce)

Our World Videos

Deep Deep Water

In the deepest parts of the oceans there are ecosystems
with more diversity than a tropical rainforest.
Deep Deep Water

Trip to the North Pole

The most powerful ice breaker in the world sails through
the ice covered Arctic ocean to the North Pole.
Trip to the North Pole

Fun Facts
In 1899 the frequency or heartbeat of the earth called the Schumann Cavity Resonance was discovered. The frequency was constant at 7.8 Hertz per second.

In 1998 it was recorded at 10 hertz per second. Meaning the world is speeding up.

Funny Animals

Cats Stealing Dog Beds

Cats can be furry little jerks.So when a cat decides to
sleep in the bed of a dog, it's done to irritate the dog.
Cats Stealing Dog Beds

Game Lizard

Bearded dragon lizard takes a keen interest
in a video game called crush the ants.
Game Lizard

Humor from the Forum

Waldo


Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Funny Videos

Wal-Mart Cheer

It's likely a little difficult to get people motivated when they work for Wal-Mart - maybe this cheer will help.
Wal-Mart Cheer

Spouse-Fighting Ring Discovered

The illegal sport where shady gamblers bait disgruntled
wives and husbands to fight.
Spouse-Fighting Ring Discovered

Fun Facts
Research shows that men know they’re falling in love after just three dates, but women don’t fall in love until around the 12th date.

Choosing exciting places for a first date increases the odds of the other person falling for you. There is a strong link between danger and romantic attraction.

More Funny Animals

Elephant With Good Aim

Possibly annoyed that it cannot leave its enclosure an elephant
lets loose with a volley of poop hitting a zoo visitor.
Elephant With Good Aim

Crazy Guy And A Crocodile

Definitely within striking distance
Crazy Guy And A Crocodile

Humor from the Forum

A Member of the Notorious Al-Gebra Movement.


A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. However, he did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.


Skit Comedy

The Antique Shop

Wonder why people charge so much for
the junk in antique shops? We've got the answer.
The Antique Shop

Be A Cop

Tired of your desk job watch this humorous
recruitment ad for joining the police force.
Be A Cop

Fun Facts
The average height of a woman in the U.S. is approximately 5 feet 6 inches, and the average weight is about 169 pounds.

Women aged 20-29 are nearly 32 pounds heavier on average in 2010 compared to 1960.

More Skit Comedy

Craigslist Dating

Haven't found the right person using eHarmony.
Then maybe craigslist dating is for you.
Craigslist Dating

Never Drinking Again

Hangover the musical, a humorous story of what happens
when you drink too many adult beverages told in song.
Never Drinking Again

Humor from the Forum

Doctors Recommendation


The Patient wasn't too happy with his doctors recommendation to cure his constant fatigue.
You want me to give up sex completely, Doc? he cried. I'm a young guy I'm in the prime of my life.
How do you expect me to give up sex and go cold turkey?

Well, replied the doctor, you could get married and taper off gradually.

Funny Animals

Tortoise Neck Rub

He may need a cigarette after that.
Tortoise Rub

No No No

Poor kitty cat is traumatized when it sees
it's human without any fur.
No No No

Fun Facts
About 1 in 30 people in the U.S. are in jail, on probation, or on parole.

About half of all Americans are on a diet on any given day.

About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.

Humorous Videos
Mature Situation Comedy

Strong Loving

Lifting weights bulks up the body muscles but those aren't
the only muscles that benefit from weight training.
Strong Loving

Self Dating

The world’s first, and only, self-dating website.
Maybe the best committed relationship – is with yourself.
Self Dating

Funny Joke from the Forum

The Cow


The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. The town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply,and brought a cow from Scotland. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.

They bought a bull to mate with the cow, so that they'd never have to worry about milk again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he was never able to do the deed.

The people were very upset and decided to go to the wise old Vet, and ask his advice. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts from the one side, she walks away to the other side."

The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you, by chance, buy this cow in Scotland ?"

The people were dumbfounded; since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "…How did you know we got the cow from Scotland?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Scotland…"

Interesting Videos

Norwegian Air Patrol

Flying through the mountains, valleys and fjords
of Norway makes for a scenic air patrol.
Norwegian Air Patrol

Riding out a Storm

Off the coast of Russia the winds can be fierce
and the waves high, and that makes for a scary time.
Riding out a Storm

Funny Political Quotes
''Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.'' —Groucho Marx

''Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.'' —Will Rogers

Comedy Videos

Boys Versus Girls

As observed by Louis CK boys will destroy things
girls will mess with your mind
Boys Versus Girls

Mixed Race Humor

Growing up in South Africa of mixed-race parents
provided lots of comedy material for Trevor Noah.
Mixed Race Humor

Funny Joke from the Forum

The Painting


Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Creative

The Chase

If life just a game then this is an important
story about the art of aging....enjoy :)
The Chase

Birds Eye View

A microlight flying with Cranes to captures this video
as they fly over the city of Venice.
Birds Eye View

Fun Facts
A bowhead whale killed in Alaska last year had a harpoon embedded in it's blubber that dated back to the 1880's- a whale had survived over 130 years.

Dumber Than All Humans

Smarter than most animals, chimpanzees
nonetheless are dumber than all humans.
Dumber Than All Humans

Gator Boys Pool Capture

Capturing an alligator in a swimming pool
is not for the faint of heart
Gator Boys Pool Capture

Humor from the Forum

A blind bunny meets a blind snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose.

“Oh please excuse me,” said the bunny. “I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.”

“That’s perfectly all right,” replied the snake. “To be sure, it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?”

“Well, I really don’t know,” said the bunny. “I’m blind, and I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.” So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, “Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!

The bunny said, “I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?”

The snake replied that he didn’t know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, “Well, what kind of an animal am I?”

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, “You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you haven’t got any balls…. You must be a politician.”

Creative

Pollination

The beauty of pollination, the beauty of insects, and the beauty of nature
in this video on interdependency in nature from the Ted talks series.
Pollination

Earth's Wonder

Images exposing our planet's magnificence
this collection goes beyond the imagination.
Earth's Wonder

Fun Facts
The adult human has two to nine pounds of bacteria in his or her body. Every day, you consume more bacterial cells than there are human cells in your system. Your body has fought ten trillion battles without your knowledge and the fact that you are sitting in front of your computer, reading this post means that you have won every single one..

Humorous Sarcasm

Kill the Poor

A Mitchell and Webb spoof on corporate
think tanks and their desire to create profits.
Kill the Poor

Alive on the Internet

Parents honor their son by keeping up his Tumblr blog
where he made fun of white trash, fatties, and asswipes.
Alive on the Internet

Humor from the Forum

Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar


Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what the burglar looked like.

On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance and a washing machine.

Interesting Videos

Biochemistry The Movie

We are not able to directly observe molecules,
but these animations help us see the unseeable.
Biochemistry The Movie

Hubble Images Colorized

Hubble Images must be cleaned up and given colors
that bring out features that eyes would miss.
Hubble Images Colorized

Fun Facts
In case you've ever wondered what the name 'Häagen-Dazs' means, the answer is... nothing. It was just a pair of vaguely Scandinavian-sounding nonsense words (although they don't actually conform to any Scandinavian spelling norms) invented by the ice cream's Polish-American creator Reuben Mattus to give it an exotic Danish feel.

Stand-up Comedy

Explaining Modern Technology

Could you explaine how modern technology works.
That's the question in this stand up comedy routine
Explaining Modern Technology

Why Everything Sucks

In his comedy monologue, Craig Ferguson explains
that he has figured out why everything sucks.
Why Everything Sucks

Humor from the Forum

Preparing for their Wedding


Why is Washington called the District of "Columbia"?

Because its namesake, Christopher Columbus, didn’t know where he was going, didn’t know where he was when he got there, and he did it all on borrowed money!

Creative

High Definition Skies

Beautifully shot time lapse video, HDR processed into
beautiful sunrises, sunsets and cloud reflection sequences.
High Definition Skies

Beautiful Norway

The light from the midnight sun in Norway
is a dream for photographers.
Beautiful Norway

Humor from the Forum

Preparing for their Wedding


A Muslim couple, preparing for their wedding, meet counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, “We realize it’s a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we’d like your permission to dance together.” “Absolutely not,” says the Mullah. “It’s immoral. Men and women always dance separately.”

“So after the ceremony I can’t even dance with my own wife?”

“No,” answered the Mullah, “It’s forbidden.”

“Well, okay,” says the man, “What about sex? Can we finally have sex?”

“Of course!” replies the Mullah, “Sex is OK within marriage!”

“What about different positions?” asks the man.

“No problem,” says the Mullah.

“Woman on top?” the man asks.

“Sure,” says the Mullah. “Go for it!”

“Doggy style?”

“Sure!”

“On the kitchen table?”

“Yes, yes!”

“Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators?”

“You may indeed!”

“Can we do it standing up?”

“No.” says the Mullah.

“Why not?” asks the man.

“It could lead to dancing.”

Humorous Videos

Friend Zone

Sometimes when guys get lost and take the wrong road
they end up in the friend zone.
Friend Zone

Humorous Trailer Trash

Cops show up to break up an argument and humorously
get a lot more than they bargained for.
Humorous Trailer Trash

Fun Facts
The biological symbol for the male sex, a circle with a small arrow protruding from it, is also the symbol for the planet Mars. The two components of the symbol are designed to represent the shield and spear of Mars, the Roman god of war

Musical Comedy

The Context Song

Tim Minchin brings his humor to the Royal Philharmonic
as together they perform the context song.
The Context Song

Friend Zone Anthem

This tongue-in-cheek music video goes
out to the decent guys who never get the girl.
Friend Zone Anthem

Humor

Singles Ad from the Atlanta Journal


The Atlanta Journal:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a
very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights
lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you
get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Hug me and I'm yours.
Call (404) 875-5331 and ask for Daisy.


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. - Men are so easy!


Interesting Videos

Just Friends

"Can men and women be best friends";
a pair of filmmakers set out to prove a point.
Just Friends

What's on the Menu

A nice little quiet restaurant but there are no prices
and his date wants to know the cost.
What's on the Menu

Strange Laws
A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

Comedy News
Region Limited

Pox and the City

As summer finally starts to settle down, a massive outbreak of the Ebola virus in West Africa causes a health scare in New York City.
Pox and the City
Region Limited

National Legislators' Unearned Vacation

Despite a growing list of unresolved crises, Congress spends the final hours before summer recess deciding to sue President Barack Obama.
National Legislators' Unearned Vacation

Humor from the Forum

Furniture Disease


Max went into the doctor's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked about his health.

So Max told the Doc that he felt fine but his suit must have shrunk over the last year or so, because it didn't fit any more.

The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sitting in a closet. You probably put on a few pounds."

"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."

"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."

"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" asked Max.

"That's when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."

Humorous Videos

Like and Subscribe

In the current online climate, building your social media
presence is like and subscribe like and subscribe.
Like and Subscribe
Mature Situation Comedy

Quicksand and Rescue

It's a damsel in distress and the guys seem
to be taking advantage of the situation
Quicksand and Rescue

Strange and Useless News


Comedy Videos

Middle Age-It Gets Better

Louis CK on why middle age is better
for teenage guys who were not heartthrobs.
Middle Age-It Gets Better

Nothing Will Change

George Carlin on the American Dream.
Nothing Will Change

Quotable Quotes


"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher

"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done" - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing." - Laura Ingalls Wilder


Humorous Videos

If Junk Mail Were Real

What if in some alternate reality
junk mail offers came true
If Junk Mail Were Real

History of English

English is really a mishmash of other languages,
adaptations and Shakespearean sayings.
History of English

Funny Joke from the Forum

Flowers from Paddy.


Paddy goes into a Dublin Florist shop and says, "I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend".

The florist looked at him and said, "Certainly Sir, what is it you're after?"

"Sex", replied Paddy.



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