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Late Night Humor

Awkward Bieber Run In

Jim Jefferies tried to be a cool uncle and get Biebs to say hello to his niece, but it turned into a red-faced disaster.
Awkward Bieber Run In

Anna Kendrick's Holiday Sex Toy

"Into The Woods" star Anna Kendrick thinks one of Dave's new holiday toys, the Cat Paw, is meant for adults.
Anna Kendrick's Holiday Sex Toy

Humor from the Forum

"That's no excuse not to write to your mother."


Paddy and Maggy Dunn send their son, Neely, from Ireland to the United States to find a job and build a dream career. Off Neely sails on a freighter, earning his way across the Atlantic as a deckhand.

Upon arriving in the U.S., Neely sends his mam and pap a letter, explaining the glorious sights and sounds he beheld. As Neely searches for a job, his letters dwindle in frequency and, before long, cease altogether.

Paddy 'n Maggie are concerned, naturally, and send their second son, Liam, to the States to find Neely and see if he was okay. Off Liam sails.

Liam is so overwhelmed by the vastness of the U.S. that he has no idea how to find his brother. So he walks up to the nearest structure, knocks on the door, and asks, "Are ye Neely Dunn?"

"Yes," comes the reply from the porta-potty, "but I've run out of paper."

"That's no excuse not to write to yer mother!"

Entertaining Videos

Artificial Vagina Factory

In Spain there is a factory to mass-produces artificial vaginas. This video was taken as Eufrat, on whose anatomy the products are based, visited for a factory tour.
Artificial Vagina Factory

Vomit Comet

Dara O Briain experiences weightlessness as he finds out how astronauts train for life in space. Officially these planes are known as Weightless Wonders but after the ill effects that some people feel they've been nicknamed Vomit Comet.
Vomit Comet

Fun Facts
In the Middle Ages, young men and women drew names from a bowl to see who would be their Valentine. They would wear this name pinned onto their sleeves for one week for everyone to see. This was the origin of the expression "to wear your heart on your sleeve."

Comedy

Obama the College Years

Found footage provides an intimate look back at the college life of U.S. President Barack Obama.
Obama the College Years

Ava Vidal

From best of the best comedy standup.
Ava Vidal

Funny Jokes from the forum

Just can't Please Some people

For years Americans have complained to the Government that their voices weren't being heard.

Now they are freaking out over the NSA.

Videos with a Point

We Want to Bring a Dog

An entertaining PSA about service animals
showing that it could be much more inconvenient.
We Want to Bring a Dog

The Flower

The Flower contrasts a utopian society that freely farms and consumes a pleasure giving flower with a society where the same flower is illegal and its consumption is prohibited.
The Flower

Fun Facts
Sliced bread was only patented in 1954.

Animal Magic

Rabbit Stampede

After offering them some food, a young lady
is chased down by a stampede of wild bunnies.
Rabbit Stampede

Flamingo Dance

If you're flamingo, and you want a chance
to mate, you must learn this dance.
Flamingo Dance

Humor from the Forum

I just don't get it


If I make money out of thin air, it'd be fraud. If a bank does it, it's "credit"


Funny Videos

Returning a Rental Car

What happens when you don't have time to
make your flight and return your rental car?
Returning a Rental Car

Internet Outage

When a nation addicted to the Internet comes to grips.
Internet Outage

Quotable
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." —Groucho Marx

"Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage." —Ambrose Bierce

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." —Will Rogers

Adventure Videos

Greatest Motorcycle Race

Road Racing on the Isle of Man with speeds
hitting 206mph over a 38 mile road circuit
Greatest Motorcycle Race

Great Canyon Run

Kelly McGarry flips a 72-foot-long canyon gap at Red Bull
Rampage 2013 to earn a 2nd place finish.
Great Canyon Run

Humor from the Forum

Anything you can do, I can do better.


An F-4 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however. Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"

"We just shut down two engines."

Entertaining Animal Videos

Seal of Approval

Divers get a playful seal of approval
as they visit the Farne Islands.
Seal of Approval

Life of the Armadillo

Humorously communicated facts about
armadillos and their nature.
Life of the Armadillo

Fun Facts
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’It’s where we get the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’.

Funny Videos

Surviving the Ice Age

Surviving the ice age - a humorous exerpt from the
''Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theater'' special
Surviving the Ice Age

Snow and Idiots

Snowy weather and the lack of common sense.
Snow and Idiots

Funny Joke from the Forum

Out all Night


What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Funny Pranks

A Fickle Young Woman

A humorous prank and love gone wrong. A young woman finds a gentleman sitting in the café to be attractive, and attempts to strike up a conversation, but only until someone better looking comes along.
A Fickle Young Woman

Elderly Gangsters

Don't trespass on these gangsters turf. And by turf I mean the handicap parking spot at the local mall. A humorous prank reminiscent of candid camera.
Elderly Gangsters

Fun Facts
The earth is a closed system, similar to a terrarium, meaning that it rarely loses or gains extra matter. The same water that existed on the earth millions of years ago is still present today.

Funny Animal Videos

Cats Give Breast Exams

It seems that kneading a soft object is a relaxing activity for cats as they often purr contentedly and zone out. With that in mind, here are some videos of cats giving breast exams.
Cats Give Breast Exams

Some Attention Please

Your kitty would like some attention,
and perhaps a scratch behind the ear.
Some Attention Please

Humor from the Forum

How To Stop The Church Gossip


Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.

Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old car parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Frank, a man of few words,stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.

He didn't explain, defend, or deny anything. He said nothing.

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his car in front of Mildred's house, walked home and left it there all night.


Entertaining

Lip-synching Cop

A humorous dash-cam video featuring a lip-synching police officer singing to an unlikely tune.
Lip-synching Cop

That Steam Punk look

A humorous comedy skit about the steam punk look.
That Steam Punk look

Fun Facts
In 1961, Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat) hung upside-down for 2 months in the Museum of Modern Art, New York and an estimated 116,000 visitors who walked past it did not notice it.

Picasso could draw even before he could walk. And the first word he ever said was the Spanish word for pencil. Talk about being a natural born artist!

The world's most valued painter, Vincent van Gogh, sold only one painting in his entire life and he sold it to his brother who owned an art gallery. The title of the painting was "Red Vineyard at Arles."

Humor

Trolling an Ok-Cupid Scammer

Most people try to avoid scammers on dating sites. This is a humorous story of a guy who decides to have a little fun at the scammers expense.
Trolling an Ok-Cupid Scammer

Karl Johan: Limbo time!

A funny prank in which no one gets hurt but a little embarrassed. A hilariously funny video.
Karl Johan: Limbo time!

Humor from the Forum

Waging War on ISIS


We hear that the hackers "Anonymous" are waging war on ISIS and al-Qaeda...

Isn't it ironic that 72 virgins will be attacking the terrorists!

Creativity and Song

I Know You Know

The “I Know You Know" music video features real couples in relationships from all over the world. The couples share their love story's through unique fun facts about their relationship.
I Know You Know

The Numbers of Nature

Some of the more mathematically inclined may recognize this as the Fibonacci sequence.
The Numbers of Nature

Fun Facts
If a group of women are standing together but their eyes are wandering, they are likely to be looking for guys. If they each take a turn to break away from the group to head to the bathroom alone, they are on the prowl. If they are huddled together giggling, they are usually not interested in finding men

Entertaining Videos

Russians Are Scary

Comedian makes his case for why Russians are the scariest people on earth.
Russians Are Scary

Einstein Mask Illusion

The 3D world is only projected on our 2D retinas.
Einstein Mask Illusion

Humor from the Forum

Funnies


Ever have a milk of magnesia and vodka?
- It's a Phillips head screwdriver

My wife said she's leaving me because I always relate everything to Batman.
- What a Joker.

My girlfriend is leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
- And then I saw her face.

My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory.
- Why didn't I think of that?

Interesting Videos

Why Is the Night Sky Dark

With all the light from all the suns in the universe; why is the night sky dark
Why Is the Night Sky Dark

What Caused the Big Bang

This is what we know the origin of the big bang, and a few things that science tells us didn't cause big bang.
What Caused the Big Bang

Fun Facts
The Romans created three categories of kissing: (1) Osculum, a kiss on the cheek, (2) Basium, a kiss on the lips, and (3) Savolium, a deep kiss.

Passionate kissing burns 6.6 calories a minute. A Hershey’s kiss contains 26 calories, which takes about four minutes of kissing–to burn off.

Humor

Facts About The Angler Fish

Strange facts and details about the angler fish mixed with humorous descriptions.
Facts About The Angler Fish

Standup Comedy - Video Games

The things you have to do just to play a video game successfully.
Standup Comedy - Video Games

Funny Joke from tsr

A Computer Scientist


An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a computer scientist are traveling down the highway... Suddenly their car breaks down.

The electrical engineer says "I bet it's the alternator, I'd better get out and take a look."
The mechanical engineer says "No no no, it's the transmission, the transmission is shot. I'll handle this."
The chemical engineer says "No, this strikes me as a case of impurities in the fuel, I'll go take a look."
The computer scientist says "... Maybe if we get out and get back in it'll start working again?"

Entertaining Videos

Heaven

The devil, in the guise of a parking meter attendant explains heaven.
Heaven Explained

Ross Sisters

Long ago there were three sisters that were very flexible. Sounds like the beginning of a funny joke but it was real.
Ross Sisters
Fun Facts
Many of the ingredients in chocolate are proven to cause arousal similar in effect to sexual foreplay. Some experts believe chocolate may be even more effective than foreplay for sexual arousal.

Creative Videos

Beautiful Spring Day

A short video to remind us of why it's wonderful just to be alive.
Beautiful Spring Day

Colorful Ocean Creatures

Just below the ocean waves is a world of strange creatures evolved to blend with their surroundings.
Colorful Ocean Creatures

Humor from the Forum

Three Little Pigs


This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Class.
When she came to the part where the first pig was gathering building materials for his home.
She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of That straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy said very matter-of-factly, "Holy Cow! A talking pig!!

Funny Videos

Free Makeover

Man gives a free makeover to people on the mall.
Free Horrible Makeover

The Real Mr Magoo

Blind man walks over crazy lifting platforms with exactly the right timing - just like Mr Magoo.
The Real Mr Magoo

Fun Facts
Research shows that men know they’re falling in love after just three dates, but women don’t fall in love until around the 12th date.

Choosing exciting places for a first date increases the odds of the other person falling for you. There is a strong link between danger and romantic attraction.

Satire and Humor

The Evolution Song

A little humorous ditty about natural selection and Darwin's theory of evolution.
The Evolution Song

Time Magazine for Grown-Ups

'TIME Advanced' will cater to adults, by doing away with info bubbles and splashy photos.
Time Magazine for Grown-Ups

Humor from the Forum

Buy a Bikini


While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits.
It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit,
so I sought my husband's advice.

"What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"

"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."

Funny Videos

Blowing Smoke up ones...

Where did the term ''To blow smoke up one's backside'' originate? Hint - it involves a dubious medical device
Blowing Smoke up ones...

Liberated or Lame

Is it a big deal or just a harmless attention getting ploy.
Liberated or Lame

Fun Facts
Common chimpanzees kiss with open mouths, but not with their tongues. Bonobos, the most intelligent of primates, do kiss with their tongues.

Sites Worth Visiting

Blue Marble (HD image) - NASA

A 'Blue Marble' image of the Earth taken from NASA's most recently launched Earth-observing satellite
Blue Marble  (HD image) - NASA

Yosemite HD

Watch and video and witness Yosemite like never before.
Yosemite HD

Funny Joke from the Forum

Extreme Sexual Exhaustion


A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there could be only two acceptable excuses for being late. A medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.

A smart-ass student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.

"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

Humor

We Love Oprah

A standup comedian from South Africa with a humorous monologue on the Oprah school.
We Love Oprah

Ruin Your Day

A little song about the ridiculousness of people getting upset over mothers breast-feeding.
Ruin Your Day

Fun Facts
The total number of people who have ever lived has been estimated to be around 108 billion.

Comedy Videos

Healthy to Stare

Modern medicine has discovered a painless method by which men can lower their blood pressure.
Healthy to Stare

Mrs Browns Wax Job

What happens when a middle aged woman decides it's time for a bikini wax.
Mrs Browns Wax Job

Humor from the Forum

Then What


American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna.

The American complimented the Mexican on the uality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied only a little while.

The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish?

The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs.

The American then asked the Mexican how he spent the rest of his time.

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, senor."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and, with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat, you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution.

"You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "But senor, how long will this all take?"

To which the American replied, "15-20 years."

"But what then, senor?" asked the Mexican.

The American laughed, and said, "That's the best part! then when the time is right, you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public. You'll become very rich, you would make millions!"

"Millions, senor?" replied the Mexican. "Then what?"

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."

Creative Videos

Box

An artistic statement and technical demonstration Box explores the synthesis of real and digital space.
Box

Mirror City

Time-lapse footage of Chicago, San Francisco, and Las Vegas and filtered through a kaleidoscopic pattern of mirrors.
Mirror City

Fun Facts
The name marijuana comes from a Mexican slang term for cannabis and is believed to have derived from the Spanish pronunciation of the names Mary and Jane.

Marijuana came into popularity as a name for cannabis in the U.S. during the late 1800s.

Funny Videos

Big Splash

Might want to back up a bit just in case that big tank going through the mud hole splashes
Big Splash

Arguing on the Internet

A look at what is it like to argue on the Internet.
Arguing on the Internet

Humor from the Forum

Irish Nuns


Two Irish nuns, old and young, were sitting at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulled up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior thought this would be a good test for the novice, and turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."

So, Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough, Sister?"

Comedy Videos

Mrs. Brown's Browser

Mrs. Brown discovers how to use a browser and searches for ''woman needs a man'', with hilarious results.
Mrs. Brown's Browser

40,000 Party Pics

Who knew that taking photos on smart phones would solve a crime at the scene of a wild party.
40,000 Party Pics

Fun Facts
10 percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

40 percent of women have hurled footwear at a man.

90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right

Creative Videos

That Night in Williamsburg

Time lapse of a city scape, with sounds by Near Deaf Experience. The buildings were animated to become graphic equalizers.
That Night in Williamsburg

North Shore Waves

Surfer Jamie O'Brien on the Banzai Pipeline on the North Shore of Hawaii and creative filming by Vincent Laforet
North Shore Waves

Funny Political Quotes
''The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

''Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.'' - Will Rogers

Comedy Videos

European Crisis

Is Europe a sinking in a sea of debt or has the economy has run aground. Mixed metaphors and humor from Clark and Dawe.
European Crisis

Whites Only Laundry

Tom opens a laundromat that specializes in washing white clothes and gives it a series of unfortunate names.
Whites Only Laundry

Fun Facts
Trivia is the Roman goddess of sorcery, hounds and… the crossroads.

Humorous Videos

Parking Ticket That Make You Smile

This prank starts with some pissed off motorists and ends with a smile.
Parking Ticket That Make You Smile

A Comeback Story

A humorous comeback story that made everybody laugh and ended up on the bloopers reel.
A Comeback Story

Humor from the Forum

Hunting Flies


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".

Comedy News
Region Limited

Back to the Feuding

A new congressional session opens with Republicans taking control of the Senate and the House of Representatives.
Back to the Feuding
Region Limited

Un-Broken

The comedy film "The Interview" sparks real-world international tensions when North Korea hacks Sony Pictures and the U.S. retaliates with economic sanctions.
Un-Broken

Quotable
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
-- Henry David Thoreau --

Creative Videos

The Earth at Night

In daylight our big blue marble is all land, oceans and clouds. But the night - is electric.
The Earth at Night

Northern Lights in Norway

Timelapses of the Aurora-Borealis and arctic landscapes by Ole Salomonsen, a photographer based in Norway.
Northern Lights in Norway

Fun Facts
A "butt" was a Medieval unit of measure for wine. Technically, a buttload of wine is about 475 liters, or 126 gallons..

Baby It's Cold

Geyser in Subzero Temperatures

A quick look at what happens when lots of boiling hot water hits subzero temperatures
Geyser in Subzero Temperatures

Frozen Navy Pier

Short video showing Chicago's Navy pier in subzero temperatures
Frozen Navy Pier

Humor from the Forum

Discussing Philosohical Topics


The other day some friends and I were discussing one of the few recurrent philosohical topics that come up in our conversations: society as a whole. It was taking its usual course; one of my friends insisted that society was going to hell, and I thought that people were becoming more tolerating of differences.

My first friend announced that society was on a steady down-hill road. "Everyone today," she said, "Is messed up in the mind, a druggie, or a nymphomaniac."

My other friend laughed and nodded. Never having heard the word before, I puzzled over what 'nymphomaniac' could mean.

Trying not to sound stupid, I swallowed my pride and asked, "What's that?"

"A girl who's obsessed with sex," explained my second friend.

I paused for a moment, thinking. "Then what," I asked, "Is a guy obsessed with sex?"

My first friend had an answer immediately, "Normal!"

Humorous Videos

Test Drive Comedy

Test driving implants before buying.
Test Drive Comedy

Arobics - Heating It Up Prank

This is one sexy aerobic session
and it's captured on camera.
Arobics - Heating It Up Prank

Fun Facts
Hops, the primary ingredient for bittering, are closely related to the Cannibus plant.

Animal and Laughs

Cat Apologies

Kitty cat makes a valiant attempt at apologizing and then goes back to being a cat.
Cat Apologies

A Dog and His Donkey

A cart pulled along a dusty road by donkey but there seems to be someone missing.
A Dog and His Donkey

Throw the Tennis Ball

Is he rooting for the tennis player, or does he just wants someone to throw the tennis ball.
Throw the Tennis Ball

Humor from the Forum

10 Step Guide For The Do-It-Yourself Handyman


1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.

2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help.

3. Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.

4. Work in the kitchen whenever you can...many fine tools are there, its warm and dry, and you are close to the refrigerator.

5. If it's electronic, get a new one...or consult a twelve year old.

6. Stay simple minded: Get a new battery; replace the bulb or fuse; see if the tank is empty; try turning the switch or just paint over it.

7. Always take credit for miracles. If you dropped the alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly starts working, you have healed it.

8. Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and throwing sometimes DOES help.

9. If something looks level, it is level.

10. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.


Funny Videos

Too Old for This

Louis CK finds out the hard way that he is too old to hang out with twenty somethings in the parking lot .
Too Old for This

Butter Stick

This love song from a trio of comedians, and an embarrassed young lady, will leave you laughing.
Butter Stick

Fun Facts
The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.

The vintage date on a bottle of wine indicates the year the grapes were picked, not the year of bottling.

To determine the percentage of alcohol in a bottle of liquor divide the proof by two.

Creative Videos

Interactive Starry Night

Visualizing the flow of the famous painting ''Starry Night''.
Interactive Starry Night

Optical Illusion Painting and Time

Over 40000 high resolution still images were used for this film.
Optical Illusion Painting and Time

contributed by tsr

Photo on the Night Stand


After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. ''Is this your husband?'' he nervously asks.
''No, silly,'' she replies, snuggling up to him.
''Your boyfriend, then?'' he continues.
''No, not at all,'' she says, nibbling away at his ear.
''Is it your dad or your brother?'' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
''No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'' she answers.
''Well, who in the hell is he, then?'' he demands.
She whispers in his ear ''That's me before the surgery.'' ....


Funny Videos

A Little Help Please

When beach goers help this young lady out of the sand they get a hilarious surprise.
A Little Help Please

Cream for Your Coffee

A waitress appears to use her personal stash of milk when the coffee creamer's run out.
Cream for Your Coffee

Funny Quotes
''In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.'' - Len Deighton

''When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I am beginning to believe it.'' - Clarence Darrow

''Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ''elevator'', we say ''lift''... they say ''President'', we say ''stupid psychopathic git.'' - Alexai Sayle

''A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.'' - Winston Churchill




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