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Music Videos

Pot-shop

This humorous parody of thrift shop hopes to
open a conversation about decriminalization.
Pot-shop

The Context Song

Tim Minchin brings his humor to the Royal Philharmonic
as together they perform the context song.
The Context Song

Funny Videos

How To Get a Sexy Body

Hal Thompson, a fitness expert, shows you how
to get the sexy body you've always wanted.
How To Get a Sexy Body

Hamster Crash

Speedy rodent races around his wheel
explained with with humorous commentary.
Hamster Crash

Fun Facts
Contrary to popular belief, large breasts do not respond sexually better than small breasts.

Funny Animal Videos

Best Friends

Dog stands by while a little boy takes a break
from walking the dog to play in a puddle.
Best Friends

Ducks on Highway

Will the ducks make it across the highway?
Some tense moments in this distracting video.
Ducks on Highway

Messing With Kitty

Kitty loves to play but is a little high strung.
Messing With Kitty

Budgie Balancing Act

In the finist tradition of ''Stupid Pet Tricks''.
Budgie Balancing Act

Funny Joke from Mugley

The new Men's Thesaurus


"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

Our World Videos

Deep Deep Water

In the deepest parts of the oceans there are ecosystems
with more diversity than a tropical rainforest.
Deep Deep Water

Trip to the North Pole

The most powerful ice breaker in the world sails through
the ice covered Arctic ocean to the North Pole.
Trip to the North Pole

Fun Facts
Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase ” The Rule of the Thumb”.

Entertaining Videos

Wrecking Crew Orchestra

Wrecking Crew Orchestra putting on a stage performance
choreography in glow suitse
Wrecking Crew Orchestra

Fishing Under The Ice

Surreal other worldly views from a fishing expedition
under the ice at beautiful lake Saarijärvi.
Fishing Under The Ice

Humor from the Forum

Chemists do it too...


Chemists do it reactively.
Chemists do it in test tubes.
Chemists do it in equilibrium.
Chemists do it in the fume hood.
Chemists do it in an excited state.
Chemists do it periodically on table.
Chemists do it organically and inorganically.
Electrochemists do it with greater potential.
Polymer chemists do it in chains.
Pharmaceutical chemists do it with drugs.
Analytical chemists do it with precision and accuracy.

Interesting Videos

Beauty or Brains

Should evolution taught in school?
Seems like an easy question, but...
Beauty or Brains

Just Friends

"Can men and women be best friends";
a pair of filmmakers set out to prove a point.
Just Friends

What's on the Menu

A nice little quiet restaurant but there are no prices
and his date wants to know the cost.
What's on the Menu

Fun Facts
The most commonly used word in English conversation is 'I'.

Comedy Videos

Prom Time Again

Little ditty about going to the prom.
Prom Time Again

No Girls Allowed

A humorous explanation of why there are so few female comedians.
No Girls Allowed

What's for Dinner Kitty

I think he might be right. Here Kitty Kitty!
What's for Dinner Kitty

Funny Political Quotes
''The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

''Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.'' - Will Rogers

Comedy Videos

Mrs. Brown's Browser

Mrs. Brown discovers how to use a browser and
searches for ''woman needs a man'', with hilarious results.
Mrs. Brown's Browser

40,000 Party Pics

Who knew that taking photos on smart phones
would solve a crime at the scene of a wild party.
40,000 Party Pics

Fun Facts
10 percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

40 percent of women have hurled footwear at a man.

90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right

Creative Videos

That Night in Williamsburg

Time lapse of a city scape, with sounds by Near Deaf Experience.
The buildings were animated to become graphic equalizers.
That Night in Williamsburg

North Shore Waves

Surfer Jamie O'Brien on the Banzai Pipeline on the North Shore
of Hawaii and creative filming by Vincent Laforet
North Shore Waves

Humorous Videos

Hello M'Lady

Humorous skit about an app that helps you manage those clingy fragile guys that think they are dating you.
Hello M'Lady

The Pope as a Bouncer

The Pope tells little story about his stint as a bouncer before he got into the priesthood.
The Pope as a Bouncer

Fun Facts
In federal fiscal year 2012 (October 1, 2011 to September 30, 2012), the federal government collected $2.41 trillion in revenues, which were comprised of 48% individual income taxes, 37% social insurance taxes, 7.5% corporate income taxes, and 7.5% in misc. other taxes.

Entertaining

Devil Rays Jumping

Devil Rays Jumping off the coast of Mexico
Devil Rays Jumping

Nuclear Weapon Proliferation

An interesting video on what limits nuclear proliferation and why centrifuges play such an important role.
Nuclear Weapon Proliferation

Humor from the Forum

Boys and Men


What do toy trains and boobs have in common?

They were both designed for the kids but it's the dad that ends up playing with them.

Around the Net

Huge Puddle Splash at 2500fps

Gav and Dan make a big splash, on a freezing cold day, in a gigantic puddle, with the help of Scion, and a slow motion camera.
Huge Puddle Splash at 2500fps

Vitruvian Man

A performance with a giant ring named after Leonardo da Vinci’s drawing of a man inscribed in a circle.
Vitruvian Man

Secretary Adds Breastmilk

There was a security camera in the break room, and it catches her adding breastmilk to the coffee.
Secretary Adds Breastmilk

Fun Facts
Since 2009, government spending at all levels has been consuming more of the nation's economy than ever recorded in the history of the U.S., including World War II.

Cable Monopoly Videos

Unbundle My Cable

Hilarious scene from South Park about
dealing with the cable monopoly
Unbundle My Cable

Cable Service

If there is no alternative, then it is a monopoly
and cable companies have you by the ba...
Cable Service

Humor from the Forum

How many politicians?


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done, while the other screws it into a water faucet.

Musical Comedy Videos

Nothing Ruins Comedy

Comedian Tim Minchin with this trademark combination
of biting satirical lyrics and surreal showmanship.
Nothing Ruins Comedy

Nothing Beats Kittens

Competing for views is tough when the top
videos on YouTube are kittens and puppies.
Nothing Beats Kittens

Fun Facts
Thirty-three percent of online daters form a relationship, 33% do not, and 33% give up.

The online dating industry generates $1.8 billion per year and the matchmaker/dating coach business generates $260 million per year in the US.

The third week in September is National Singles Week in the US.

Creative Ads

Perpetual Motion

Reasoning that since butter toast always lands butter side down,
and cats always land on their feet, combining the two could create...
Perpetual Motion

Memorable Moments

Fiat Auto Argentina is introducing the new Fiat Palio to men.
This particular spot, "Boob Job," is likely to get a man's attention.
Memorable Moments

Safe Sex Music

Creative studio in Switzerland comes up with a musical theme
for a public service announcement encouraging safe sex with condoms.
Safe Sex Music

Humor from the Forum

Give it to me!


“Give it to me!” She yelled.

"I’m so wet, give it to me now!"

But I guess chivalry is dead

... Because I'm keeping the umbrella

Creative Videos

Eye of the Storm

Eye of the Storm is a winter saga in Iceland. Storms are agents of change. While often destructive and unpredictable, they also demonstrate the unyielding power of nature.
Eye of the Storm

Graceful Eruption

A mid-level flare erupted from the sun on April 2, 2014. This video from NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory shows the flare in a blend of two wavelengths of extreme ultraviolet light
Graceful Eruption

Fun Facts
The sun makes up around 99.85% of the Solar System’s mass.

Comedy Videos

Three Men in a Maternity ward

In standup comedy telling a joke
is all about delivery and timing.
Three Men in a Maternity ward

A Magical Banana

Comedy and magic combined in a hilarious
skit about learning the art of magic
A Magical Banana

Humor from the Forum

Irish Philosophy


There are only two things you need to worry about in life;

Either you are well, or you are sick.

If you are well, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, then there's two things to worry about;

Either you will get better, or you will get worse.

If you will get better, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you get worse, then there's two things to worry about;

Either you will live, or you will die.

If you are going to live, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are going to die, then there's two things to worry about;

Either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell.

If you go to heaven then there's nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell...

You'll be so damn busy shaking all your friends' hands you won't have time to worry, so why worry?

Humorous Handyman Videos

Cadilac of Backhoes

A humorous handyman project! Red Green shows how
easy it is to turn a Cadillac into a backhoe
Cadilac of Backhoes

Flush That Gas

What do a carburetor and the toilet had in common?
If you answered a float, you would be correct but ...
Flush That Gas

Fun Facts
The words hurricane, cyclone and typhoon are all names for the same type of storm. The name tells you where the storm occurred. Hurricanes are defined as storms over the North Atlantic or the Caribbean. In the western Pacific Ocean, hurricanes are known as typhoons. Cyclones are hurricanes over the Indian Ocean.

Comedy News
Region Limited

Heartbleed Internet Bug

An overlooked technical flaw creates the greatest security breach in Internet history
Heartbleed Internet Bug
Region Limited

America's Uninformed Opinion on Ukraine

A study finds that the less Americans know about Ukraine's location, the more likely they are to support intervention.
America's Uninformed Opinion on Ukraine

Humor from the Forum

Her Father Escorted Her Down the Aisle


All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.


Funny Videos

A Little Help Please

When beach goers help this young lady out
of the sand they get a hilarious surprise.
A Little Help Please

Cream for Your Coffee

A waitress appears to use her personal stash
of milk when the coffee creamer's run out.
Cream for Your Coffee

Funny Quotes
''In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.'' - Len Deighton

''When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I am beginning to believe it.'' - Clarence Darrow

''Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ''elevator'', we say ''lift''... they say ''President'', we say ''stupid psychopathic git.'' - Alexai Sayle

''A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.'' - Winston Churchill


Humorous Clips

Whose Line Is It Unaired

One of the funniest shows ever!
Judging by these unaired scenes they had good time.
Whose Line Is It Unaired

What's On The Green Screen

A game where you try to figure out what
is being displayed behind you.
What's On The Green Screen
Humor from the Forum

I went on a backpacking holiday with the wife.


On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed..."

"Grow up," she replied.

"No, really," I continued. "It's hideous..."

"Stop pissing about," she snapped. "I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk."

Entertaining Videos

On Walmart

Walmart occupies an interesting niche
as the epitome of capitalism in America.
On Walmart

Beer Train

He has his lawnmower in gear and pulling
10 shopping carts full of beer
Beer Train

Fun Facts
Tuesday, April 21: The largest jellyfish ever discovered (a lion's mane jellyfish washed up in Massachusetts Bay in 1965) had a body 7 1/2 ft in diameter, and tentacles a staggering 120ft in length. Longer than the largest blue whale ever found.

People are asked to say 'cheese' when having their photo taken because it turns the mouth up, making them smile. In the 19th century, the fashion was for stern, tight-mouthed expressions instead - one studio made people say 'prunes' to achieve the desired effect.

Around the Net

Reporter Goes for a Dip

Reporter giving an interview grabs the wrong line for support and ends up in the water.
Reporter Goes for a Dip

Facebook Quizzes are Stupid

A funny parody video about all the stupid crap that is stuck in Internet videos trying to get people to sign up or subscribe
Facebook Quizzes are Stupid

How Brass Instruments Work

Musician demonstrates concept of brass instruments using a mouthpiece a length of vinyl tubing and a funnel.
How Brass Instruments Work

Sharks Follow Boat

While returning to port and tossing leftover chum, a fisherman put a GoPro overboard to see what was going on underwater.
Sharks Follow Boat

Humor from the Forum

My doctor wrote me a prescription


My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"...

But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".

Entertaining Tunes

Selfie

Group gathers as many selfies as they could from friends, fans, celebrities and anyone willing to take part, for an awesome video.
Selfie

Trust me, I'm an engineer

A humorous ditty about the ability to make makeshift machines and the failure of said machines.
Trust me, I'm an engineer

Fun Facts
In 1859, 24 rabbits were released in Austrailia. Within six years the population grew to 2 million.

Food for Thought

what does Kindness Get You

what does kindness get you, is a good and the message from this video is emotional satisfaction.
what does Kindness Get You

Point Made

Thought provoking video. Watch what happens when the message changes to ''Help the Poor''.
Point Made

Humor from the Forum

What do you call a monkey


What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboom.

Late-Night Humor

Deviled Eggs and Vodka

David Letterman nearing his retirement from the Late Show, seems to not give a care anymore what people think.
Deviled Eggs and Vodka

Running Out of Lists

When BuzzFeed publishes "17 Guys Who Look Nothing Like Jason Statham," you'll know they're tapped out of ideas.
Running Out of Lists

Fun Facts
Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.

Funny Videos

Not an Angry Cusser

Some people don't cuss because they are angry. They cuss because it is part of their normal vocabulary
Not an Angry Cusser

Supertight Yoga Pants

A humorous parody commercial for supertight spray on yoga pants.
Supertight Yoga Pants

Humor from the Forum

Drilling a Tunnel


American: If we start drilling on the mountain, we could build a tunnel in about two months.

German: That's nothing, if we started drilling on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the mountain, we would build a tunnel in only one month.

Englishman: Piss off, if we started drilling on both sides of the mountain at the same time our employer would get two tunnels for the price of one.

Creative Videos

Girls of Surfing

A happy, creative video of beautiful beaches and beautiful women surfing in perfect weather.
Girls of Surfing

Flying Over a Volcano

Flying a quad copter over an active Volcano risks losing the camera and equipment but gets some great video.
Flying Over a Volcano

Beautiful Time Lapse

Photographers love of photography opens some eyes
to this beautiful world and it's breathtaking landscapes.
Beautiful Time Lapse

Fun Facts
Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.

Food for Thought

Mass Incarceration in the US

The United States has 4% of the world's population but 25% of the world's prisoners.
Mass Incarceration in the US

A living Wage

If big-box stores paid employees a Living Wage, how much would prices go up?
A living Wage

Humor from the Forum

Difference Between Ravens and Crow


All birds have specialized tail feathers that help with flight. These feathers are called pinions.

If you look closely you can tell that ravens have four of these feathers while crows only have three.

You could say the difference is just a matter of a pinion."

Stand-up Comedy

The Magic Baby Door

Comedian Craig Ferguson explains the lack of sex education in Scotland and its humorous ramifications
The Magic Baby Door

Women and the Grapes of Wrath

Humorous examples from Louis CK on how women and men think differently.
Women and the Grapes of Wrath

Fun Facts
96% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.

Creative Videos

Generic Promo

A humorously done generic promo of every corporation that has ever tried to sell itself.
Generic Promo

The Expert

Everyone engineering who has been brought into a business meeting, has experienced this situation.
The Expert

Humor from the Forum

Guy enters a Psychiatrist office wearing Saran Wrap


Guy walks into a Psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.

The Psychiatrist takes one look at him and says

"I can clearly see your nuts!".

Silly Songs

Silly Walks Song

A new music video, ''The Silly Walks Song'' which will be featured in ''Monty Python Live''
Silly Walks Song

Grounds for Violence

This has been one of the snowiest springs ever and Canadians are ready for it to be over.
Grounds for Violence

Fun Facts
Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.

Comedy News
Region Limited

America Stands Its Ground

Surgeon General nominee Dr. Vivek Murthy's comments about the NRA draw conservative opposition, and an Ohio fifth grader faces some finger-gun-wielding related trouble.
America Stands Its Ground

Leading Cause Of Death Is God Needing Another Angel

The Department of Health and Human Services released their long-awaited report clarifying that nearly every death is directly linked to our Heavenly Lord needing our deceased love ones up in Heaven.
Leading Cause Of Death Is God Needing Another Angel

Humor from the Forum

General proudly said that he did "it" 10 times


In a party a General proudly said that he did "it" 10 times with his wife on his wedding night.

Brigadier next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep 1st night.

Colonel claimed he did it 4 times on his first night.

All turned towards a young Captain and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night.

Captain replied: Only once sir.

General laughed n asked why?

Captain replied: My wife wasn't used to it Sir

Creative Videos

The Beauty of Iceland

Iceland is a place of beauty and striking contrast
which is the focus of this time lapse video.
The Beauty of Iceland

Creative Nature

A few clips of the creative beauty
and variety found in nature
Creative Nature

Fun Facts
On average the amount people can hold their breath is around one minute. Smashing that time to achieve an astounding 21 minutes 29 seconds was Hungarian escape artist David Merlini, who achieved a world record on April 26 2009 for holding his breath underwater

Entertaining Videos

Amazing Proximity Flying

An amazing first-person point of view as a daredevil
in a wing suit flies through a crack in the mountain.
Amazing Proximity Flying

Great Gatsby Visual Effects

An excellent visual showing how they brought the 1920s
back to life for the film The Great Gatsby
Great Gatsby Visual Effects

Humor from the Forum

Blonde Parents


Dustin and Jane (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?"

The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."

Creative Videos

Rough Seas

Rough seas and huge ocean swells ahead
as the ship plows through the storm.
Rough Seas

Think Like a Martian

Knowing the name of something vs 'knowing about something'
and the way people aquire knowledge.
Think Like a Martian

Fun Facts
Just two years after marriage, an estimated 20% of couples make love fewer than 10 times in a year

Internet Humor

New Language

As the Internet brings people together
a new language is coming about.
New Language

Working From Home

When you work from home staying on schedule
despite distractions is difficult enough.
Working From Home

Humor from the Forum

God's Sense of Humor


While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.


...and then he made the earth round.

Situation Comedy Videos

So You Think I'm a Looser

A humorous comeback as Al Bundy sets his
bitter old gradeschool teacher straight.
So You Think I'm a Looser

Big Girl and You Know It

Dudes get turned on by big girls
is the inspiration for this parody.
Big Girl and You Know It

Fun Facts
The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.

Creative Videos

Eight million Gallons of Water

Beautiful video shot at the world’s largest aquarium.
Eight million Gallons of Water

Radical Wandering

You may tend to lean to the left while watching this.
Radical Wandering

Random Thoughts
1 Life is sexually transmitted.

2 The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

3 Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Interesting Videos

The Greatest Show

A rolling pit of hot lava
The Greatest Show

Up up and Away

Hot air balloons add splashes of color
Up up and Away

Slow Motion Destruction

High-speed video taken of objects being destroyed
Slow Motion Destruction

Fun Facts
Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam’s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child’s breath.

A little Science

Gravitational Waves

Evidence that the universe rapidly expanded in its first few
nanoseconds has been observed by an instrument in Antarctica.
Gravitational Waves

Alien Brains

Would alien brains be like our brains? Would our thought
patterns be similar? Not very likely according Dr Michio Kaku
Alien Brains

Humor from the Forum

Park Bench Games


Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over.

"Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?" she says.

The old man sweetly replies "My dear I'm not smiling at you, I'm smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man"

The girl replies "awwwww you sweet old man" leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.

The old man turns to his friend and says "3 to zip oldfart, It's your turn".




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