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A humorous critique of the candidates clothing styles in this Saturday Night Live comedy sketch. Serek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) assess Hillary Clinton, Sen. Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump's style..
A comedy sketch parody of shark attack. A pair of radical Middle Eastern thinkers try to sell the Sharks on an up-and-coming organization.
French kissing involves all 34 muscles in the face. A pucker kiss involves only two
The insulting slang “kiss my ass” dates back at least to 1705
A tour of burning man highlighting some of the creative art exhibits, and interactions between the art exhibits and burning man festival attendees.
The Simpsons visit Burning Man for the artistic experience, and to check out all the weird people. For Homer everything turns to food, and Marge has an out of this world experience..
A mother and her son were flying 'Southwest Airlines' from Kansas to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'
The stewardess asked, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?'
He said that his mother had. So the stewardess said, 'Tell your mother that its because Southwest always pulls out on time.'
Times are hard in America. Spokesperson Trevor Noah explains how you can help by adopting a recession-hit American family for just $480 per day, plus tax.
Translations for songs that have spawned dance crazes in America, but primarily not in English.
The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.
Photographer was fascinated by the characters met in New York City.
He decided to create an online album of street portraits.
Time-lapse of an icebreaker traveling through the
Ross Sea, condensed into less than five minutes.
The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night. 'Well, we're a mite crowded, since there's already someone in the spare room,' replied the farmer.
'But I guess you can stay if you don't mind sharing the bed with a red haired schoolteacher.'
'Look,' said the tourist, 'I want you to know I'm a gentleman.'
'Well,' mused the farmer, 'as far as I can tell, so is the red haired schoolteacher.'
In our politically correct and overly sensitive world people hesitate when asked to describe someone of a different race. Sometimes the discomfort can be downright comical..
One of the men working in an office complains that one of his female coworkers is getting a little too friendly. They all meet in the supervisors impossibly small office to discuss the issue..
Large, commercial breweries use inexpensive grains like rice to convert sugar to alcohol. Craft brewers rarely do.
A humorous comedy skit with Mr. Bean and a street performer
Stephen Fry is the helpful barman cheering up a customer. Hugh Laurie is plied with snacks and double entendres.
A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it.
The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, "What now?"
The boy answered, "Now we run like crazy!"
Because they had trouble putting this skit together, and in lieu of any other "ER" cast members making an appearance, Hugh Laurie, aka Dr. House from "House," came out to help Clooney save Jimmy Kimmel's life..
Now that he's on cable, Conan visits his censor to test the boundaries of what he can and cannot do. As it turns out the rulebook is 2 inches thick but is pretty lenient on euphemisms..
Sir Isaac Newton is widely credited as being a pioneer (if not necessarily the original inventor) of the cat flap, having cut a hole in his study door so that his cat would stop disturbing him while he was working.
Because of recent publicity about Facebook owning the content that is upload to its social media service, people have come up with ingenious, but misinformed solutions to retaining the rights to their images..
The CIA takes to Facebook to prove that they have a sense of humor. John Oliver's respectfully suggests that they stick to doing what they do best, and let professional comedians handle humor..
I once went out with a girl who had fiery red hair and a pale, thin body.
I met her on Match.com
Prole 514 dreams about winning the Great Lottery. The lottery winner is transformed and allowed admission into the elite White society, where everyone is beautiful, young and happy and people spend their carefree lives solely on fun and partying..
From the Ringling College of Art + Design comes a humorous animation about a museum night guard and his efforts to protect classic Italian statues from the over zealous censorship of a nun..
Based on retail statistics, about 4 per cent of pet owners will give Valentine’s Day gifts to their pets.
Sooner or later someone was bound to remix some of the media footage of Donald Trump and add some music to make a mix tape. Love him or hate him this video still funny..
Like the pied piper of old; but instead of a flute, the police have discovered a bullhorn that plays a tune, and people cannot resist dancing to the music..
My wife threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.
It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
At the Iowa caucuses, Ted Cruz takes the top GOP spot, and Hillary Clinton declares herself winner for the Democrats. Trevor Noah struggles to understand the eccentricities of US elections..
Neil deGrasse Tyson hosts the first talk show in history about science. And he makes it sound kind of naughty..
In 2011, a man was arrested in Sweden for splitting an atom in his kitchen.
Wouldn't it be nice to live in Hawaii These are some of the Visions people living on the North Shore see everyday. .
A short but entertaining and humorous version of how to Japan came to be and its role in the world wars that shape history.
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss this vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee.
Gentleman offers an umbrella but leaves women standing in the rain. The look on their faces is priceless.
This little old lady has a secret and when she asks for directions unsuspecting victims get pranked.
The legend of St. Valentine contends that he was a priest in third century Rome. Emperor Claudius II outlawed marriage because single men made better warriors. Valentine, however, continued to perform marriages in secret. When Claudius II discovered what Valentine was doing he ordered that Valentine be put to death.
An awkward breakup between boyfriend and girlfriend with a strange humorous twist at the end.
A funny axe commercial showing the proper way to keep your balls and other sports equipment clean.
My girlfriend and I tried playing doctor... (USA medical system)
She spent the weekend at my place and I sent her a bill for $180,000.
Helpful Saint Bernard is willing to help clean dirty dishes.
This dog loves his bath time more than any dog we have ever seen.
Someone's pet cat experiences a whole new world on catnip.
The oldest known recipe is a recipe for beer
Rapper B.o.B creates a science emergency by insisting that the Earth is flat, and astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson comes to the rescue.
John Oliver shares more of his favorite graphics that never made it on the show. Something to kill the boredom until the show is back on the air in a week or so.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
A standup comedian from South Africa with a humorous monologue on the Oprah school.
Where did the term ''To blow smoke up one's backside'' originate? Hint - it involves a dubious medical device
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” (Aristotle)
“Love, A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” (Ambrose Bierce)
Why are men so easily turned on sexually by a woman's legs, but not vice-versa? Why are female strip clubs so much more prevalent and popular than male strip clubs, but not vice-versa?
Most women will find this reassuring. Men look at pretty women. That goes for men who are married, men who are dating, and men who are single. That's their nature. But is this built-in attraction with the female body a threat to their spouse, girlfriend, or partner?
The Patient wasn't too happy with his doctors recommendation to cure his constant fatigue.
You want me to give up sex completely, Doc? he cried. I'm a young guy I'm in the prime of my life.
How do you expect me to give up sex and go cold turkey?
Well, replied the doctor, you could get married and taper off gradually.
The mastery of fire was the most important moment in our species' history. Together, we would spread to every corner of the planet. Fire carried mankind through every desert, ice age, and mountain range, and man spread fire throughout the world to places it had never seen. .
Spock wrestles with his human emotions and embraces his friendship with Kirk and the crew. Clips from the Star Trek series lead to one of the most memorable moments in the history..
About 1 in 30 people in the U.S. are in jail, on probation, or on parole.
About half of all Americans are on a diet on any given day.
About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.
Imagine if there were a human answering your bizarre searches and stupid questions. Yes, these searches may be dumb, but don't forget who asked them..
This public service message brought to you by Deadpool. The use of humor makes it easy to approach a sensitive subject - but one with serious medical overtones..
Two storks are sitting in their nest, a father stork and his son. The son is asking his father where his mother went. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
"Bringing babies?" the son asked.
"That's right," the father replied. "That's our job."
"Wow! I want to do that!" the son replied.
The next night, it's the father's turn to make deliveries.
"Is Dad delivering babies too?" the son asked.
"That's right," the mother answered. "He's bringing new joy to mommies and daddies."
"I want to do that!" the son replied.
The next day, the father and mother discussed it and decided the son could make a delivery. "We're going to let you try," the father said to his son. "This is what you do. The baby will be wrapped in cloth. Hold the cloth in your beak like this. Then you just deliver it to the proper location. Can you do that?"
"I can!" the son replied. They sent him on his way.
Hours passed and the son still had not come back. The parents were getting worried.
He finally came back. "What took you so long?" the mother asked. "Did you make the delivery?"
"Yes," the son replied. "Sorry I took so long. I was just having some fun scaring college students!"
The Play That Goes Wrong as you might guess from the title, doesn't go to plan. The intricately planned missteps, and the cleverly orchestrated slapstick of Murder At Haversham Manor will have you in stitches..
The Chickening' is a crazy poultry-inspired version of 'The Shining'. Jack takes a new job as senior chief night manager for “Charbay’s Chicken World”, a stateoftheart, volcano fried, fast food poultry production facility..
King Charles XIV of Sweden had a tattoo that read "Death to Kings".
Sierra Katow will go out of her way to prove how Asian she is. Humorous dialog about mixed Asian culture trying to adapt to American culture.
Max Amini knows a typical Persian girl when he meets one. And it's not just the nose job that gives it away..
This is what happens when your child is exposed to too many commercials on TV.
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.
During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........
The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
A humorous episode as two older women discover that they fit most definitions of being a lesbian.
Sometimes when guys get lost and take the wrong road they end up in the friend zone.
The official Twitter account of @Sweden is given to a random citizen every week to manage.
Tim Minchin brings his humor to the Royal Philharmonic as together they perform the context song.
Hangover the musical, a humorous story of what happens when you drink too many adult beverages told in song.
It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.
But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.
A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's definitely going to be a very cold winter."
The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.
Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy."