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Hand Washing Fail
The only thing worse than screwing up really badly, is screwing up really badly in front of a camera.
Currently less than 7% of the people surveyed think Congress is doing a good job. This is by far the lowest approval rate since they started taking surveys.
Like Ducks to Water
For the first time in their lives two dozen recently rescued ducks get their first taste of life in a pond.
Nature Documentaries Faked?
Many people realize that the sound effects on nature documentaries are added after the fact, since while you can zoom in with the camera is nigh impossible to zoom in with the microphone. But how real is the video? .
An Organization Is Like a Tree Full of Monkeys
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys.
Some are climbing up. Some are climbing down.
The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but a bunch of a**holes.
The Rope Trick
The humorous rope trick from comedian and magician Mac King is his signature sketch. Watch closely and try to figure out how he manages to keep cutting the rope and still have only one piece of rope.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said, "Implants?"
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. I have a work station.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Homemade Air-stream
Handyman extraordinaire, Red Green shows you how to make your very own Airstream travel trailer using nothing more than used appliances, an old boat trailer, and lots of duct tape.
Dinosaurs lived on Earth for 150 million years. We've been around for just 0.1% of that time.
Bizarrely Beautiful Ocean Creatures
An intimate and hypnotizing look at aquatic life through beautiful time-lapses at a magnified perspective. This up-close look brings you into the world of corals, sea stars, and other marine creatures that seem almost otherworldly. .
The voice of yoda and miss piggy were done by the same person
Greatest Motorcycle Race
Road Racing on the Isle of Man with speeds hitting 206mph over a 38 mile road circuit
The 10 most spoken languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, English, Spanish, Hindi, Arabic, Bengali, Russian, Portuguese, Japanese, German and French, in that order.
Power of Optics
A Rube Goldberg type set-up powered by mirrors, lenses and light combine for an amazing effect as the optics reflect, focus, diverge and a recombine a beam of light.
An elderly couple was sitting together in church..
An elderly couple was sitting together in church...
The wife leans over to the husband and says "I just let out a really long and silent fart. What should I do?"
The husband replies "Change the battery in your hearing aid."
Catching Women in Fishing Terms
Comedian explains catching women in terms of sport fishing with emphasis on the catch and release aspect. Men like to fish and sports fishing is different from fishing for food.
Closer
Something terrifying is happening to the Earth. Luke and Sarah, unaware of the danger, are just worried about having a passionate offhand camping weekend. Two unexpected guests will ruin their plans..
In 2011, a man was arrested in Sweden for splitting an atom in his kitchen.
Why do animals have such different lifespans?
Anyone who has outlived a favorite pet has probably wondered why life spans are so different. The average life of a dog is 10-13 years, but for the worm C. elegans, life is just a few short weeks.
We're All Ears
One thing you can say about the NSA (National Security Agency)
...it's one of the few parts of government that actually listens to the voters
Stuff
Everybody has stuff. In this humorous comedy monologue George Carlin points out the absurdity of how attached we are to our stuff..
Kashmir
Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin, Jack White of White Stripes, and edge from U2 with a little impromptu guitar playing.
Meatloaf Underwear
My wife bought a pair of 'Meatloaf Underwear' yesterday.
On the front it says, "I Will do Anything For Love" ...and on the back it says, "but I Won't do That."
Too Much Time on My Hands
With way too much time on his hands has gone through everything Netflix has to offer
A Nice Glass of Beer
What could be better on a hot dry day than a nice cool refreshing glass of beer. Two older gentlemen in this humorous sketch visit a pub for a bit of refreshment, but from there it takes a humorously dark twist.
Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.
We’re Trying
A humorous comedy sketch about a couple is trying to have a baby, but they're trying a little too hard and a little too often.
Adam Yenser - The Economy
The unemployment rate hit an eight year low - does it feel like it? Or does it feel like everyone is driving for Uber. .
The Engineer and the Red Rubber Ball
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.
Conan Visits A German Beach
Everything is blurred in this humorous perspective on the cultural differences between the way Americans and Germans approach nudity.
We Sue Dogs
Would it be okay if a person to take a dump in your front yard? Well then why is it okay for someone's dog to dump in your yard.
The first archaeological evidence of soup show it was made of hippopotamus.
Stupid Hot
Mary Lynn Rajskub just wants to be stupid hot. At any cost. She's tired of being a woman with just enough looks to get the job done.
Future of Pizza Delivery
When a guy calls a pizza delivery service he is asked for his national ID. In placing the order he discovers that the order taker knows way too much information about him.
Weird World
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
One of the finest completely inaccurate predictions of the future came from the magnificently named Dr. Dionysys Larder, Professor of Natural Philosophy and Astronomy at UCL, who in the 19th century predicted that ‘Rail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia’.
Screwing With A property Scammer
This comedian has a reputation for being willing to mess with people who are difficult to deal with, or are in a minor position of authority.
Two hillbillies go to an Employment Agency.
The first one goes in for an interview and the guy behind the desk asks him about his work skills.
"I'm a wood cutter" he replies.
"Well we can off you you a job at $10.00 per hour"
The second guy goes in and the manager asks the same question.
"I'm a Pilot"
The manager is all exited and says "Excellent, we know an airline that is in need of your skills. We can offer you a job at $150.000 per year salary."
The two hillbillies chat about their experiences and the first one storms back in the office all upset. "Why do I get $10.00 per hour and he gets $150,000?"
"Well, your just a wood cutter and he's a pilot."
"I know... I cut the wood and he piles it."
Hot Sister
Guys are naturally a little awkward when hot women. It is doubly awkward when that hot woman is your sister .
The Humans
The Sagan Series is an educational project working in hopes of promoting scientific literacy in the general population. Excerpts from the pale blue dot combined with current video in this the ninth of the Sagan series.
Furniture Disease
Max went into the doctor's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked about his health.
So Max told the Doc that he felt fine but his suit must have shrunk over the last year or so, because it didn't fit any more.
The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sitting in a closet. You probably put on a few pounds."
"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."
"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."
"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" asked Max.
"That's when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."
Revolt Forecasted
An impending blackout gives the city's working class its chance to rise up against their wealthy oppressors
The longest living animal is a 11,000 years old sponge.
Ready for White Friends
Ralph in this humorous comedy monologue says he is ready to have white friends, and he is not talking about the white people that act black.
Why is Washington
Why is Washington called the District of "Columbia"?
Because its namesake, Christopher Columbus, didn’t know where he was going, didn’t know where he was when he got there, and he did it all on borrowed money!
Platform to a Storm
Hurricane force winds in the North Atlantic churn up some monster waves and even from the relative security of an oil platform the oceans power is impressive. .
In the 14th Century alone, the Black Death is estimated to have killed 200 million people. That's roughly the population of Brazil.
Criminal Mastermind - SNL
In this humorous sketch from SNL Jack (Benedict Cumberbatch) toys with his targets (Beck Bennett, Alex Moffat) using riddles. Johnny's mother had three children...
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -- Groucho Marx
Lighter Side of Suicide
It's hard to imagine humor and suicide going together, but George Carlin pulls it off in a humorous comedy monologue about suicide.
Granny Has the Moves
The music plays, a young girl in a bikini dances, then Granny comes along and shows her up.
The oldest existing governing body operates in Althing in Iceland. It was established in 930 AD.
Best Friends
Dog stands by while a little boy takes a break from walking the dog to play in a puddle.
Autocomplete-ly Ruining Relationships
If you're sharing a computer with someone they could learn a lot about you using Google auto-complete.
In Amsterdam
Unfortunately, I stopped for a coffee in one of their famous cafés and my plans went to pot.
Dakotalapse
Huelux was shot in South Dakota, Wyoming and Utah and features excellent night storm time-lapse as well as scenic sunrise and sunset shots.
The average women in Bolivia, Indonesia, and Guatemala is short enough to be considered a Dwarf (4'10 or under).
David Gborie Stand-Up
David doesn't understand love and when someone said that she didn't deserve love, this comedian built a humorous monologue around those comments.
The Wild Atlantic Way
When land meets sea and nature and beauty collide, the result is a varied and majestic coastline, unique to the West of Ireland. Check out the sweeping sandy beaches, sheer cliffs, ancient forts and rocky outcrops in this bird’s eye view video.
Little Johnny and the Waterhole
One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the waterhole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.
"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.
"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.
He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.
Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
Karl Johan: Limbo time!
A funny prank in which no one gets hurt but a little embarrassed. A hilariously funny video.
Leakey Statue
A hidden camera prank; the victim is asked to put their finger on a leak only to discover an additional leak
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Live Fast Die Young
A new law will remove restrictions on cigarettes, drugs, and alcohol for seniors.
Mythical Horse
A news crew discovers that in some parts of the city you can make up stuff and people will play along.
Common chimpanzees kiss with open mouths, but not with their tongues. Bonobos, the most intelligent of primates, do kiss with their tongues.
Dating in Norway
In most countries when you meet someone you say hi, got out on a few dates, and eventually get horizontal together.
Infant blue whales grow by about 90kg (198 pounds) a day.
Lycett at the Apollo
Some comedians had the ability to tell you about everyday events and have you rolling with laughter. This is one of those comedians. Listen as he takes to the stage at the Apollo and tells us about his trip to the mall.
Common chimpanzees kiss with open mouths, but not with their tongues. Bonobos, the most intelligent of primates, do kiss with their tongues.
Heavy Equipment Demolition Derby
In a disagreement over a construction contract, tensions escalated into a heavy machinery demolition derby, that left at least two Wheel Loaders flipped over in a street.
Drifting down a Curvy Road
Drifting down a curvy road on their Harley hot wheels these guys look like they're having a good time.
The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.
Iphone vs Android
What do Asian parents think about their sons choice of a career in stand-up comedy - the assumption is white parents and black parents would you be proud. Moving on to the greatest war of our generation - IPhone versus Android.
Asian American Problems
Sierra Katow will go out of her way to prove how Asian she is. Humorous dialog about mixed Asian culture trying to adapt to American culture.
I Am Not Homophobic
Recently comedian Bill Burr's girlfriend accused him of being homophobic because of a reaction to an event that caught him off guard.
Anticipated Traffic
The fact that there is only a stairway to heaven...
But a highway to hell says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers
Token White Employee
A humorous look forward to a time when Caucasians are in the minority, and cultural diversity means accommodating the ethnic differences of white people.
Sir Isaac Newton is widely credited as being a pioneer (if not necessarily the original inventor) of the cat flap, having cut a hole in his study door so that his cat would stop disturbing him while he was working.
Camera falls into pit of Rattlesnakes
This video was shot in Montana, on the grasslands where pairie rattlesnakes thrive. In large groups they hibernate in the vacant dens of prairie dogs to survive the cold winter months..
The Expert
Everyone engineering who has been brought into a business meeting, has experienced this situation.
Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase ” The Rule of the Thumb”.
Special Victims Unit Mulvaney
You can get away with saying anything you want on TV as long as you know how to phrase it in technical terms.
Most Satisfying Video In The World
Have you ever seen something that for some unknown reason provides you with a sense of peace and happiness? Gears working in perfect synchronization, a cake frosted with absolute precision, marbles rolling so smoothly it hurts. Something that is just...satisfying? Well here's five solid minutes of that feeling.
The sun contains more than 99.8% of the total mass of the Solar System.
Shappi the Box Ticker
A female comedian of Persian descent, her acerbic wit humorously delivered, gives people a reason to laugh at cultural differences and puts them at ease.
Looks of Disappointment
A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute..' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'
She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'
The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
Artisan Coffee Shops and Snap-Frames
We have way too many artisan coffee shops, according to this comedian. And supporting local artists doesn't mean anything if the art is crappy.
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” (Aristotle)
“Love, A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” (Ambrose Bierce)
Employees Happiest When Pretending to Work
Study: Employees happiest when pretending to work from home.
How to deal with a Cat in Heat
Here's a simple trick to calm down your annoying cat in heat for an hour or two. Or get her fixed it's expensive and they are happier and less annoying.? A humorous video that includes more information than most people want to know about their cat.
In Amsterdam
Unfortunately, I stopped for a coffee in one of their famous cafés and my plans went to pot.
Monkeys and Alcohol
"It turns out that humans are not the only primates with a taste for alcohol and in monkey society without our morals, the results are hilarious.
Leave Me Alurn - SNL
Introducing the Leave Me Alurn, a little urn for women to take with them when they’re traveling alone to deter unwanted small talk.
Seven Minutes of Oops
A blooper reel of things going wrong for everyday folks with lots of laughs and none of the face plants and skate board accidents that normally fill this type of video.
The ancient Romans celebrated the Feast of Lupercalia on Feb. 14 in honor of Juno, the queen of the Roman gods and goddesses. Juno was also the goddess of women and marriage.
We Live in Sensitive Times
We live in sensitive times, and those in power use that to shield themselves by redirecting any criticism to the ethnic group they represent.
The New CEO.
A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can't believe this guy would just stand around on the job.
The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm just waiting to get paid," responds the man.
Furious, the CEO asks "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow replies, "I make about $300 a week. Why?"
The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, "Here's four weeks' pay, now get out and don't come back."
The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?"
From across the room comes a voice, "Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200."
Comedian Buys his Racist Uncle Weed
A humorous story about an older relative, that begins by explaining that his wife is black, and that her uncle who teaches black history is obsessed with racism, and still says the most racist stuff.
The British View of Football
What the British view of American football lacks in understanding of the nuances of the game is sometimes comical. At least they made their explanation bearable by using these models as players.
There are more insects in one square mile of rural land than there are human beings in the world.
There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.
What We Have in Common
We always hear about what makes us different. Here are a few things that we have in common
Healthy to Stare
Modern medicine has discovered a painless method by which men can lower their blood pressure.
Park Bench Games
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over.
"Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?" she says.
The old man sweetly replies "My dear I'm not smiling at you, I'm smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man"
The girl replies "awwwww you sweet old man" leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.
The old man turns to his friend and says "3 to zip Old Fart, It's your turn".
Blue Whale Feeding Behavior
Scientists captured some rare blue whale feeding behavior from a research drone showing how they make choices about what's worth eating.
Colorful Ocean Creatures
Just below the ocean waves is a world of strange creatures evolved to blend with their surroundings.
The sun makes up around 99.85% of the Solar System’s mass.
Parking Police
What do you do when a couple of cops in speedos give you a parking ticket for being on the beach too long.
Big Splash
Might want to back up a bit just in case that big tank going through the mud hole splashes
My Wife Threw a Bottle
My wife threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.
It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
Males vs. Females
In the animal kingdom, reproduction often involves more conflict than cooperation. The struggle between males and females leads to a host of weird adaptations, from chastity belts to anti-aphrodisiacs.
TV Doctors
Not a real doctor just play one on TV, Doug Stanhope humorously excoriates America's abundance of manipulative TV doctors.
The first on-line transaction ever was Stanford students buying marijuana from MIT students.
Religion According to Izzard
A humorous standup comedy bit from Eddie Izzard
on why the Church of England was created.
80 Foot Wave
The North Atlantic is known for big waves, but even for the North Atlantic this is a big way and the ship hits it head-on.
Go Forth and Multiply
A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally croaked.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."
Looking out for a friend Russian style
Some drunken Russian guys taking their wasted friend home ... like a boss!
A song that gets stuck in your head is called an "earworm".
John Discovers Twitter Trolls
Recently John Oliver joined twitter and sent out his first tweet. Within seconds the first response came back telling him to eat a bag of d**ks. Response that caused him to wonder if maybe we are not spending way too much time on the Internet..
Hanging out
After going out over the weekend this comedian has come up with some humorous observations Guys go out drinking and hit on women. Women go out drinking and hang out with women.
Calling Out Sick
I called my work this morning
and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."
He said, "You have a wee cough?"
I said "Really? Thanks boss, see you next week!"
In 19th-century Britain, opium for babies was marketed under the name "Quietness."
Modern Man
A modern man tries to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend, but the other woman in his life, his smart phone, keeps interrupting.
A Man from Wall Street Appeared
Once upon a time in a village overrun with monkeys, a man from Wall Street appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their efforts.
The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.
The man increased his price to $30 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50 a piece! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. "See all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $40 each and when he returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."
The villagers pooled up all their savings, nest eggs, sold all their assets, and bought all the monkeys from the assistant.
That night the assistant left town and they never saw the man nor his assistant again.
Humorous News and Uncontrolled Laughter
Stories such as a pig named Cris P Bacon, a furry convention gone wrong, and an ugliest dog contest, were too much for these news anchors to handle.
There are around 170 million insects for every person alive today.
Black Jeopardy With LouisCK
Black jeopardy, humorous sketch featuring surprise contestant Mark, a professor of African-American studies, played by Louis CK who can't see how any the questions apply to black history..
The Magic Baby Door
Comedian Craig Ferguson explains the lack of sex education in Scotland and its humorous ramifications
Past Relationships
I'm making a graph of my past relationships.
It has an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.
In 1835, a unique event occurred in the United States: it became debt free for the first time. Unfortunately, it is also the last time it was debt free.
The universal Woo
Drew, Colin and Ryan encounter the universal ''woo''. Two contestants with stage fright, provide sound effects.
Want is a growing giant whom the coat of Have was never large enough to cover. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Pursue, keep up with, circle round and round your life, as a dog does his master's chaise. Do what you love. Know your own bone, gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it, and gnaw it still. - Henry David Thoreau
Try walking forward while looking over your shoulder and see how far you get. The same goes for life. Look forward! - Martin Henderson
Resetting the Password
If you've ever had that feeling of accomplishment over finally remembering your password this comedy monologue is for you.
Outer space begins at 100 kilometers (62 mi) above sea level.
If you could drive straight up you would be there in an hour.
Jodi Miller - What Would You Do?
Standup comedy with humorous observations about a game called 'What Would You Do for a Million Dollars'. Or as Jodi Miller calls it how much money would it take for you to be gay..
1 Life is sexually transmitted.
2 The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
3 Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.