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Stand-up Comedy
Walter Hong - Tall Women Walter Hong - Tall Women

Humorous comedy monologue from a comedian who recently broke up with his girlfriend. He is of Asian descent and 5 foot six and that is probably stretching it. She is 6 foot three and loves to wear high heels. .

Meeting Molly Meeting Molly

Rene Garcia shares a humorous story about his first time meeting molly. Coming from a strict military family background he doesn't get out much. .



Fun Facts

People with relatively prudent and reliable partners tend to perform better at work, earning more promotions, making more money, and feeling more satisfied with their jobs, according to research.



Offbeat Comedy
Bill Nye at the Museum of Sex Bill Nye at the Museum of Sex

Bill Nye's at the Museum of Sex in New York to explain the evolutionary purpose behind the drive for sex. A humorous yet accurate explanation of the reason for procreation.

To Sell a Bra To Sell a Bra

This bra manufacturer makes a dramatic and humorous point about what they can do for you if you have small breasts.



Humor from the Forum
Blond on Board
A guy was driving down the highway with his blond girlfriend when she said to him, 'I think those people in the car next to us are from another country.

'Why is that?' he said.

'Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, ...'stit ruoy su wohs'.

Stand-up Comedy
Finnish Lifestyle Humor Finnish Lifestyle Humor

Comedian from Finland takes a look at the Finnish lifestyle and realizes that they're not very good at small talk and attempts at honesty often backfire.

Dating in Norway Dating in Norway

In most countries when you meet someone you say hi, got out on a few dates, and eventually get horizontal together.



Fun Facts

Infant blue whales grow by about 90kg (198 pounds) a day.



Stand-up Comedy
Lycett at the Apollo Lycett at the Apollo

Some comedians had the ability to tell you about everyday events and have you rolling with laughter. This is one of those comedians. Listen as he takes to the stage at the Apollo and tells us about his trip to the mall.

Ava Vidal Ava Vidal

From best of the best comedy stand-up special.



Humor from the Forum
Red Haired Schoolteacher

The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night. 'Well, we're a mite crowded, since there's already someone in the spare room,' replied the farmer.

'But I guess you can stay if you don't mind sharing the bed with a red haired schoolteacher.'

'Look,' said the tourist, 'I want you to know I'm a gentleman.'

'Well,' mused the farmer, 'as far as I can tell, so is the red haired schoolteacher.'



Humor
Meeting The In-laws Meeting The In-laws

A man tries to impress his girlfriend's parents and commits a bit of a faux pas.

Clingy Girlfriend Clingy Girlfriend

Ever been in a relationship where your partner wants to know everything you're doing.



Fun Facts

The words hurricane, cyclone and typhoon are all names for the same type of storm. The name tells you where the storm occurred. Hurricanes are defined as storms over the North Atlantic or the Caribbean. In the western Pacific Ocean, hurricanes are known as typhoons. Cyclones are hurricanes over the Indian Ocean.



Musical Humor
Don't Look Good Any-more Don't Look Good Any-more

A humorous song about ageing and the sad realization that our bodies don't look so good any more, especially without clothes.

Thunderstruck Bluegrass Version Thunderstruck Bluegrass Version

A unique cover of a classic rock 'n roll tune, Thunderstruck by AC/DC



Humor from the Forum
Trying to Pack for Vacation

A mother was trying to pack for vacation while her 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, the mother reached out and stuck the daughter's fingers in her mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!".

When she returned, the daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

The mother said, "What's wrong honey?"

She looked at her mother and said, "Mommy, where's my booger?"



Stand-up Comedy
Arguing with Black Girls Arguing with Black Girls

According to this comedian, White girls give up too easily, Mexican girls start speaking Spanish, but Black women see an argument as an opportunity to kick some butt.

Catholics vs Protestants Catholics vs Protestants

Catholicism is a sticky religion and even if you are a nonbeliever, if you were raised a Catholic you're still a Catholic. But even funnier, according to this comedian, is the ongoing battle for piety between Catholics and Protestants.



Random Thoughts

1 Life is sexually transmitted.

2 The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

3 Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.



Musical Humor
If You Really Loved Me If You Really Loved Me

How do you know when some one loves you.

A Humorous Song for Atheists A Humorous Song for Atheists

Most of the religions of the world have lots of beautiful music. But atheists have no songs.



Humor from the Forum
Is Google male or female?

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it knows everything, and secretly tracks your activity.



Comedy Sketches
Recognize Anyone Recognize Anyone

There are those who handle their alcohol responsibly, and then there are these people.

Two Ronnies: Four Candles Two Ronnies: Four Candles

It's hard enough to understand the British.. This humorous comedy skit shows that sometimes they don't even they don't understand themselves.



Fun Facts

There is no such thing as a "male brain" or a "female brain," all have an unpredictable mishmash of male-like and female-like features.



Stand up Comedy
We Need a Plague We Need a Plague

A comedy monologue about some strange people and Bill Burr's proposed solution.

Terror Lite Terror Lite

Steve Hughes makes a few humorous observations about the war on terror.



Funny News


SNL Humor
Weekend Update: Crime and Apples Anniversary Weekend Update: Crime and Apples Anniversary

On the occasion of the iPhone's 10th anniversary we'd like to thank Apple for helping us ignore our families.

Trump's First Press Conference Trump's First Press Conference

It was an unusual week in political news that turned into golden opportunity for comedians, and left the rest of us having to explain the meaning of golden shower to people not familiar with the term.



Humor from the Forum
''I won a math debate''
Try saying ''I won a math debate'' real fast - 5 times.

Was anyone listening? Did you break into laughter?

Animal Mania Videos
Wake Riding Orcas Wake Riding Orcas

Orcas playing in the wake of a tour boatmuch to the delight of the passengers.

Swimming With Sharks Swimming With Sharks

Catching a ride on the back of a great white shark is not for the faint of heart.



Fun Facts

French kissing involves all 34 muscles in the face. A pucker kiss involves only two

The science of kissing is called philematology

The insulting slang “kiss my ass” dates back at least to 1705



Stand-up Comedy
Anjelah Johnson - Not A Lesbian Anjelah Johnson - Not A Lesbian

It would seem that there is a certain look or that makes women think other women are lesbian which for some reason includes ponytails, short fingernails, and Subarus. This comedian has that look and humorously recounts the surprise among her friends when she got married.

Jimmy O. Yang - Hot Asian Chick Jimmy O. Yang - Hot Asian Chick

Being a small thin Asian guy, comedian Jimmy O. Yang has a certain look that can be a little confusing to some. Even though he says he's fit and muscular, because of his long hair guys coming up behind him think he is an Asian girl.



Humor from the Forum
Spreading the Word About Electricity

In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity.

Once, while vacationing out West, he stopped at the Sioux reservation. Edison was shocked to learn that there was no indoor plumbing, and that he would have to use an outhouse. In fact, he was told, the Sioux had to use the outhouse regardless of the weather.

To help the Sioux, Edison installed lights in the outhouse. With this kind act, he became the first person to wire a head for a reservation!



Comedy
Win the Battle Lose the War Win the Battle Lose the War

Humorous story about a man who actually wins an argument with his girlfriend, but of course the relationship can handle that.

Blue Mountain State Blue Mountain State

Blue Mountain State recruitment video. Looks like they are offering a course in humorous double entendres at this party school.



Fun Facts

The breasts of human women are much larger in proportion than those of other female mammals. The prominent size, while not necessary for milk production, is most likely a result of sexual selection.



Stand-up Comedy
Daughters to the Airport Bathroom Daughters to the Airport Bathroom

This comedian is a divorced father of two daughters, and as he tells it kids don't give much warning when they need to use the bathroom.

My Internet Is Out My Internet Is Out

After being on the phone with Time Warner for six hours, this comedian came up with a comedy monologue, and because he is part Indian he nails the accent.



Humour from the Forum
Three Englishman go into a Pub

They sit down at a small round table and order three warm beers. They're sitting there drinking them when one of them notices an Irishman at the bar.

"See that Mick over there? I'm gonna go rile him up." So he goes over to him and says "Hey mate I hear your Saint Patrick was a pussy!"

The Irishman looks up from his beer and says "Ye don't say? Thanks for tellin me." The Englishman goes back to his pals.

"Let me give it a try," says the next guy. He goes over to the Irishman and says "Hey mate, I heard your Saint Patrick was a transvestite!"

The Irishman looks up from his beer. "Well fancy that! Thanks for the information my buy!"

The Englishman slinks back to his seat.

"You guys don't know how to tick off an Irishman!" The third guy says. "Watch this." He goes over to him and says "Hey pal I heard Saint Patrick was English!"

The Irishman turns to him and says "Yeah that's what yer mates were tellin me!"



Pranks
Please Watch My Dog Please Watch My Dog

A young lady sitting on a bench with her dog asks passersby if they would watch her dog for a minute while she goes to the porta-potty.

Clairvoyant Potty Prank Clairvoyant Potty Prank

These pranksters set up a booth at the mall posing as fortunetellers, but when the victim's eyes are closed they disappear, and leave the victim sitting on a toilet.



Fun Facts

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’It’s where we get the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’.



Stand-up Comedy
Wasps and Bees Wasps and Bees

In dealing with wasps and bees that have entered your space, there are three types of people according to comedian Michael McIntyre. .

Dancing Seriously Dancing Seriously

This comedian doesn't usually go to clubs because he doesn't dance well. Women on the other hand love to go to a place where people can see them dance.



Humour from the Forum
The Rusty Old Bucket

The weather was hot and this fellow wanted desperately take a dip in the lake, even though he hadn't brought his swimming trunks. Since there was no one else around, he undressed and went into the water. Soon there after a couple of ladies started walking in his direction.

When he saw the ladies he panicked, got out of the water and grabbed an old bucket laying on the sandy beach. With great relief he held the bucket in front of his private parts.

The ladies walked closer and looked at him. He felt awkward but secure in the knowledge that his privates were hidden.

One of the ladies began conversing with him. “You know, I have a special gift. I can read minds” she said.

Wanting to dispense with the women, the embarrassed man replied sharply, “Well, I seriously doubt you can read my mind.”

“You’re wrong,” the lady replied, “because I know that you think that the bucket you’re holding has a bottom in it."



Art
Pulse Pulse

The film is made up of a mix of the monsoon and supercell plains chasing. His works are often in color, but he feels that black and white captures the true "texture" and "emotion" of storms.

Darkness Is My Canvas - Light Is My Brush Darkness Is My Canvas - Light Is My Brush

During the dark winter months in Finland, one man fills the night with light. Hannu Huhtamo is a light painter. The artist takes long exposure photographs and uses flashlights and other tools to transform the dark



Fun Facts

Texas has its own power grid to avoid dealing with the U.S. federal government.



Conan and Burr
Bill Burr's Solution To Environmental Problems Bill Burr's Solution To Environmental Problems

A humorous but impractical solution to overpopulation. Still the thought of getting rid of all those cruise ships could be a bright spot.

Bill Burr Is Annoyed By Journalists Bill Burr Is Annoyed By Journalists

Bill Burr wants reporters to just shut up and leave football coaches alone at halftime. At halftime coaches are trying to formulate a plan for the second half of the game



Humor from the Forum
Husbands and Dogs

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.



Comedy News
Facebook - When Things Went Wrong Facebook - When Things Went Wrong

The new LifePoint function distills each user's mistakes into one easy-to-find moment when their lives irrevocably took a turn for the worse.

Misleading Labels on Food Misleading Labels on Food

A humorous monologue taking the food companies to task for their attempts to deceive the public over the contents of the products they sell.



Fun Facts

Ronald Reagan's pet name for Nancy Reagan was ‘Mommy Poo Pants'.



Stand-up Comedy
Stewart Lee – Internet Comments Stewart Lee – Internet Comments

There is an old saying that a really good comic can read from a phone book and make it sound funny. Comedian Stewart Lee reads critical comments of his comedy performances that are really just crude personal attacks, nonetheless he makes him sound funny.

Anjelah Johnson - Nail Salon Anjelah Johnson - Nail Salon

Anjelah Johnson's hilarious trip to the nail salon. Many of the nail salon proprietors are Vietnamese and they bring to the business a unique ability to focus on the customer while at the same time up-selling their services.



Humor from the Forum
Short Jokes

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing Boeing Boeing


Asked a Computer technician "How do you make a motherboard?"

He said, "Tell her about my job."


What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey José.



Humor
Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong

Ever wonder why the person serving you your coffee at Starbucks can't seem to get your name spelled correctly.

When a Hot Girl Walks In When a Hot Girl Walks In

you know how guys get all crazy when a good looking girl shows up.
This comedy skit is about that.



Fun Facts

From Dr. No to Quantum of Solace, James Bond has killed 352 people and slept with 52 women.



Stand-up Comedy
Bill on Motherhood Bill on Motherhood

A fearless comedian - either that or crazy, Bill Burr performs a comedy routine on motherhood and excoriates the notion that it is the hardest job in the world.

Off-Limits Groups Off-Limits Groups

In comedy as well as in conversation certain groups are considered off-limits, and even though Reginald D is a member of one of those groups he finds the concept annoying.



Funny News


Creative Animation
Wire Cutters Wire Cutters

A chance encounter proves fateful for 2 robots mining on a desolate planet. An award winning student film created by Jack Anderson.

The Anatomical Bust The Anatomical Bust

Every artist has to tackle breasts at some point in their career. A short film about a kid who’s struggling to draw the perfect anatomically correct bust. With the internet there’s plenty of reference material!.



Humor from the Forum
Male Chauvinist!"

Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. After all, housework was woman's work!

But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished; some thing's up.

It turned out that Charley read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.

The night went well and the next day she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Charley even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening."

"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.

"Oh, that was perfect too. :) Charley was too tired!



Humorous Sketches
Urbane Cat Hunting Cat Hunting

When hunting large game there is no thrill of the chase. A humorous comedy sketch about hunters that have graduated to quicker, smarter, more agile game - house cats.

Eastern European Men School Eastern European Men School

A humorous sketch that plays on young male Eastern European heavy drinking, easy to fight, stereotypes In the Eastern European men school they teach you how to pick weak opponents.



Fun Facts

In the UK, an average of about $4,800 is spent on health-care per person each year. In the United States, an average of about $9,800 is spent on health-care per person each year.



Standup Comedy Newcommers
Using Day Labor Using Day Labor

Recently Al bought a house at the height of the real estate boom, so to save money is trying to be a do-it-yourselfer and that provides plenty of comedy material.

Old Black Guys Old Black Guys

According to this comedian old black guys stay carefree while old white man shout at you to get off the lawn and Latino men's stomach gets bigger and the arms grow shorter. .



Funny Joke from the Forum
Humorous Shorts

I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

It took me a long time to learn gardening. It was a process of trowel and error.

To all those guys who moan and whine about how difficult it is to cultivate apples, I say: "Grow a pear.""



Funny
Hors Cycles Hors Cycles

A funny and entertaining comedy act featuring a bicycle, a unicycle, a trampoline and two acrobatics.

Funny Police Photo Funny Police Photo

We need to borrow your camera for police business. For some candid camera style pranks.



Fun Facts

Harvey R. Ball, the strongest claimant to having invented the smiley face, was paid just $45 for the design.



Standup Comedy Newcommers
A Unique Sense of Style A Unique Sense of Style

Maggie May goes for unique sense of style so she gets called quirky or sassy but what does that really mean.

Affording Fancy Workout Clothes Affording Fancy Workout Clothes

Comedian Cristela has found a surefire way to lose weight - just switch to the metric system.



Humor from the Forum
There are three religious truths

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as their leader.

3. Baptist do not recognize each other at the liquor store.



Standup Comedy
Dog Balls Dog Balls

Given the title one might assume Bill is talking about dogs fetching balls. But he's making a humorous point about something we don't see much anymore.

Black Representatives And Role Models Black Representatives And Role Models

Relative to previous black leaders comedian Ian Edwards is happy that Obama is a positive black role model. In his opinion Al Sharpton is not a good look, and comes off less like a leader and more like a WWE wrestler.



Fun Facts

All of the molecules in a teaspoon of water, laid end-to-end, would stretch 31,368,750,000 miles



Video Compilations
Bundy's Babes Bundy's Babes

One of the recurring features of the show 'Married with Children', was the inclusion of attractive women to the plot line of the show, Their purpose was to drive Al Bundy to humorous distraction.

Happy Workers Happy Workers

Some people really enjoy their work. They bring high energy and passion to the task. This is a compilation video of people doing their jobs with enthusiasm.



Humor from the Forum
Lying Contest

A clergyman was walking down the street and before long stumbled across a group of young boys surrounding a cat.

The clergyman decides to go over to the boys and ask what they're doing. The oldest boy pipes up and says "we found this stray kitten, and I want to take it home. The problem is that Charlie also wants the cat, so we're having a contest to see who can tell the biggest lie. The winner gets to take the cat home."

The clergyman is shocked, and launches into a long-winded sermon about the evils of lying, beginning with "Boys, you shouldn't have a lying contest, for lying is a sin!" and ending with, "When I was a boy your age, I never lied!"

After he finished, the boys were silent for a moment.

Just as the clergyman was beginning to think he had made an impression, the oldest boy looked to Charlie and the rest of the boys and said "Alright, give him the cat."



Stand-up Comedy
Embarrassed Young Lady Embarrassed Young Lady

After being rebuffed by her initial choice, comedian and ventriloquist Nina Conti finds a better choice in the young lady sitting beside him.

Front Butt Front Butt

Children are curious about the world around them and sometimes they ask innocent questions that can be absolutely hilarious.



Fun Facts

After Barack Obama visited Kenya in 2015, two women named their sons Air Force One.



Sit-com Humorous
Glue and Curry Glue and Curry

After visit to her favorite curry takeout Mrs. Brown finds it necessary to make frequent trips to the bathroom and is really stinking up the place.

Boat from a Car Boat from a Car

In this segment of his humorous handyman show Red Green takes parts from a car and uses them to upgrade his boat.



Humor from the Forum
An Old Farmer's Advice:

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.Speak kindly.



Humorous Sketches
Town Hall Meeting Town Hall Meeting

An audience member at a town hall meeting experiences an awkward case of mistaken identity.

New Alcohol Detection Procedure New Alcohol Detection Procedure

A humorous prank played on drivers by comedians dressed up as police



Fun Facts

Actor Robin Williams left in place a restriction on his image, or any likeness of his image, being used in films and adverts for 25 years after his death.





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