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Bill goes into a humorous rant about first ladies. Before you say this is a sexist position, Bill points out that when we get a woman president, he would like the first man to keep his mouth shut too.
Recently John Oliver joined twitter and sent out his first tweet. Within seconds the first response came back telling him to eat a bag of d**ks. Response that caused him to wonder if maybe we are not spending way too much time on the Internet..
I called my work this morning
and said, "Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."
He said, "You have a wee cough?"
I said "Really? Thanks boss, see you next week!"
Several storm chasers get some really nice footage of a tornado as it forms near a rural road and crosses some farmland.
It's an unusual sight to see a whale feeding in a marina close to boat docks. When the whale surfaces to feed it makes for a very impressive site.
In 19th-century Britain, opium for babies was marketed under the name "Quietness."
A Mitchell and Webb spoof on corporate think tanks and their desire to create profits.
Tired of your desk job watch this humorous recruitment ad for joining the police force.
A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, "I'm a walking economy."
His friend replies, "How's that?"
"It's like this -- my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression."
As a comedian, Kerry enjoys coming to work because in her job she's allowed to be sarcastic. One could say it's even required.
This comedian says that when you are with someone famous even if you want to focus on the moment you can't because all you can think about is Oh My God. We'll have to take her word for it.
John Harvey Kellogg invented cornflakes in 1906 as therapy and as a means of curbing the sex drive of mental patients in his sanatorium.
One Day in March follows the container ship Flinter Carrier through the Port of Rotterdam on a day in March from 2.00am till 2.00am the next day.
Adventure photographer Chris Burkard is an expert at photographing surfers who ride the coldest, most punishing waves on the planet.
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.
He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
She is probably the shortest person on the comedy circuit, and loves to use that to shock people.
People have to like you for who you are, and this comedian wasn't sure that her Facebook friends were really friends.
In 1988 the League of Women Voters stopped sponsoring presidential debates and issued this terse statement:
The League of Women Voters is withdrawing its sponsorship of the presidential debate scheduled for mid-October because the demands of the two campaign organizations would perpetrate a fraud on the American voter. It has become clear to us that the candidates' organizations aim to add debates to their list of campaign-trail charades devoid of substance, spontaneity and honest answers to tough questions. The League has no intention of becoming an accessory to the hoodwinking of the American public.
An early Bill Burr comes up with a humorous scheme to get out of the comic business and retire rich as a book author. Based on the feedback loop from daytime talk shows he's going to write a book on relationships titled Women Are Absolutely Right.
After going out over the weekend this comedian has come up with some humorous observations Guys go out drinking and hit on women. Women go out drinking and hang out with women.
Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
Horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Parking Spots - The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
Results from the app ''Are You Interested'', which allows clients to click ''yes'' if they find a person attractive or take the option of skipping to the next profile page.
Who's to blame for the childhood obesity epidemic? The finger has been pointed at parents, video games, and fast food. Could it all boil down to sugar?
Red Bull was created in Thailand in 1976 as an energy drink for truck drivers.
Amos performed the electrifying female version of 'creep' during the ''Lizard Lounge'' section of her recent New York City show. A very unsusual, sensual, even scary Cover of 'Creep'.
A song called Darkside, but of course with Tim Minchin things are never always as they seem and this turns out to be quite lively tune with some interesting observations.
My wife thinks my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control.
I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?
Dragonflies are among the most ancient of insects — they were lakes and Meadows on gossamer wings long before dinosaurs appeared. They start their lives as a waterborne insect that looks nothing like their adult form.
The ability to imitate as well as the ability to use tools sets the great apes apart from other animal species. This unique look at orangutans which were raised in captivity and returned to the wild .
Elephants have 3 times the number of neurons that humans have, and no-one knows why they aren't smarter than us.
Comedian Trevor Noah compares sports in America with the most watched sport in the rest of the world - soccer.
While on a 50 state tour sponsored by Comedy Centra Gabriel Iglesias's comedy tour bus was stopped by immigration crossing the border into Arizona and being stopped by immigration. .
Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
The late Bishop Sheen stated that the reason the Irish fight so often among themselves is that they're always assured of having a worthy opponent.
Irish lass customer: "Could I be trying on that dress in the window?" Shopkeeper: "I'd prefer that you use the dressing room."