Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
As every man knows, it is impossible to win an argument with a woman - even when you are right.
I pulled into the Convenient Mart to get milk.
When I walked toward the store I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I saw her and thought, "what an idiot... with the cops right there too."
But anyway, I went in and got my milk.
As I was checking out I hear someone screaming. As I was walking outside I saw the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy!
I ran outside to help but the cops had already put her on the ground and were putting the fire out.
When they put handcuffs on her and were about to put her in the police car, I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking and pumping gas!"
Being the concerned citizen that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for, figuring that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough.
The police officer looked me dead in my eye and said ... 'Waving a Firearm in Public'.
Hurricane force winds in the North Atlantic churn up some monster waves and even from the relative security of an oil platform the oceans power is impressive. .
In the 14th Century alone, the Black Death is estimated to have killed 200 million people. That's roughly the population of Brazil.
It's hard to imagine humor and suicide going together, but George Carlin pulls it off in a humorous comedy monologue about suicide.
Why is Washington called the District of "Columbia"?
Because its namesake, Christopher Columbus, didn’t know where he was going, didn’t know where he was when he got there, and he did it all on borrowed money!
The music plays, a young girl in a bikini dances, then Granny comes along and shows her up.
The oldest existing governing body operates in Althing in Iceland. It was established in 930 AD.
In this humorous sketch from SNL Jack (Benedict Cumberbatch) toys with his targets (Beck Bennett, Alex Moffat) using riddles. Johnny's mother had three children...
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -- Groucho Marx
This comedian has a unique style of comedy that some would call humorous rambling tales, and in this performance he begins with some crazy stories about Greek Gods.
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.
"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"
"Really? How'd you do that?"
"I dropped the ball."
If life just a game then this is an important story about the art of aging....enjoy :)
The voice of yoda and miss piggy were done by the same person
The humorous rope trick from comedian and magician Mac King is his signature sketch. Watch closely and try to figure out how he manages to keep cutting the rope and still have only one piece of rope.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said, "Implants?"
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. I have a work station.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
An intimate and hypnotizing look at aquatic life through beautiful time-lapses at a magnified perspective. This up-close look brings you into the world of corals, sea stars, and other marine creatures that seem almost otherworldly. .
An Irish priest named Father O'Malley was transferred to Texas.
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish.
He walked to the window to look out on the beautiful day and noticed there was a dead jackass lying in his front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning.
This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sergeant Jones, recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we're also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call to you."
How do "Magic Mushrooms" chemically alter your brain? What causes the user to experience a sensory overload of saturated colors and patterns?.
Dinosaurs lived on Earth for 150 million years. We've been around for just 0.1% of that time.
Handyman extraordinaire, Red Green shows you how to make your very own Airstream travel trailer using nothing more than used appliances, an old boat trailer, and lots of duct tape.
A boy got a Saturday job bagging groceries at a supermarket.
One day, the store put in a machine for squeezing oranges.
The boy asked if he could work on the machine.
"Sorry," said his boss, "baggers can't be juicers."
The Sagan Series is an educational project working in hopes of promoting scientific literacy in the general population. Excerpts from the pale blue dot combined with current video in this the ninth of the Sagan series.
Humans and dogs first became best friends 30,000 years ago.
Guys are naturally a little awkward when hot women. It is doubly awkward when that hot woman is your sister .
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone.
I said, "The whole time."
Jane couldn't find anyone to sing with, ...so she went out and bought a duet yourself kit.