Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Blond on Board
A guy was driving down the highway with his blond girlfriend when she said to him, 'I think those people in the car next to us are from another country.
'Why is that?' he said.
'Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, ...'stit ruoy su wohs'.
Nearly one-tenth of all U.S. presidents lost the popular vote. Four times in US history, the man inaugurated as president was the candidate who garnered fewer votes. John Quincy Adams (1824), Rutherford B. Hayes (1876), Benjamin Harrison (1888) and George W. Bush, who lost the popular vote by 500,000 votes in 2000, were all elected president despite loss of the overall vote.
Some people Say
Some people say that filling animals with helium is wrong.
I say, "whatever floats your goat"
Bros Get a Bad Rap
This comedian thinks Bros get a bad rap. Bros get a bad rap because they come in room hot, and that makes people scared of them.
Lower functioning people are more likely to believe they are brilliant, while intelligent people are more likely to underestimate their abilities. This is known as the Dunning–Kruger effect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning_Kruger_effect
Animal Crackers
I bought a box of Animal Crackers and it said: "Do not eat if seal is broken "
So I opened the box, and sure enough...
Over the River
Part 4-wheel drive, and part submarine this Toyota Landcruiser somehow makes it across a very deep river.
Marijuana was first severely restricted as a recreational and medicinal drug in the U.S. by the Marijuana Tax Act of 1937. The law did not prohibit marijuana use but imposed such a heavy tax that legal sale and use became nearly impossible.
In October of 1937, Samuel Caldwell was the first U.S. citizen arrested under the Marijuana Tax Act for selling marijuana without paying the newly mandated tax. He was fined $1,000 and sentenced to four years of hard labor in Leavenworth.
Crush on the Teacher
Timmy had a crush on his 2nd teacher, so he stayed behind durring recess.
The teacher asked Alex if something was wrong, since he wasn't out with the others.
"It's because I'm in love with you", Timmy told her.
"Well," the teacher replied - "What If I don't like small children?".
"Then...we'll just have to be careful, I guess".
Asian Observations
Aiko finds the US a very affectionate people would like to handshakes and hugs whereas in her home country of Japan it's lots of bows
Is Google male or female?
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it knows everything, and secretly tracks your activity.
Recognize Anyone
There are those who handle their alcohol responsibly, and then there are these people.
Cat Alarm
Kitty wants to play and Kitty has found an interesting and annoying way to wake up her caregiver.
"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. " - Anonymous
"America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. " - Anonymous
Phobias Workshop
This humorous sketch features phobias that are out of control and play on each other. Weird phobias no doubt, but it makes the laughter flow.
The adult human has two to nine pounds of bacteria in his or her body. Every day, you consume more bacterial cells than there are human cells in your system.
The Miser
The show starts with a few cards appearing, but in the end these everyone wondering from where all those cards came. Magic acts as part of the art of illusion often involve suspense. This routine call 'The Miser' also adds humor and song.
The Death of King George
Apparently King George V was euthanized, QI's panel manages a humorous discussion around the diary of the doctor attending the Kings death.
My wife Thinks Men are like...
Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.
Horoscopes - They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Parking Spots - The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.
Off-Limits Groups
In comedy as well as in conversation certain groups are considered off-limits, and even though Reginald D is a member of one of those groups he finds the concept annoying.
When a Hot Girl Walks In
You know how guys get all crazy when a good looking girl shows up. This comedy skit is about that.
Don't We Look Pretty Today
A woman took her mother to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, the young mother and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor.
While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing.
When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued:
Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate?
Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or something?
Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?
Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarrassed?
Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS (feminine deodorant spray) this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I still don't think he should have commented!
Daughter: I don't have any FDS.
Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I used some before the appointment...
Granddaughter: That's my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!
Wire Cutters
A chance encounter proves fateful for 2 robots mining on a desolate planet. An award winning student film created by Jack Anderson.
Old Black Guys
According to this comedian old black guys stay carefree while old white man shout at you to get off the lawn and Latino men's stomach gets bigger and the arms grow shorter. .