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They Call Her the Crusher They Call Her the Crusher

The most unique way of crushing a can that you will ever see


Humor from the Forum
Only Three Doors

An airline captain was working with a new blonde stewardess and the route they were flying had a layover.

Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing and phoned the hotel.

The new stewardess answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

"There are only three doors," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one with a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"


Caught Cheating Prank Caught Cheating Prank

Innocent men looking for a new clothes get a lot of grief when their wives and girlfriends notice red lipstick on their neck. When a sexy girl comes out of the change room with a smile, things get worse.


Fun Facts

Scientists believe that hair evolved for different reasons; for example, curly hair kept people cool in warm climates while straight care kept them warm in cool climates.


Not As Planned Not As Planned

Some guys are out to help their friend meet the girl of his dreams. But they get the surprise of their lives.


Funny Joke from tsr
Always wear clean Underwear

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

From the Florida Daily News comes this story of a couple that drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned a while later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.


She's Got Me Dancing She's Got Me Dancing

A music video that is either retro, campy, freaky, or just weird. But no doubt, it is unique.


Humor from the Forum
Male or Female

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. But, it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female... it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.


You Are about to Experience You Are about to Experience

Bill Hanley's stand-up comedy routine from the late late show you're about to experience a great four minutes of comedy


Fun Facts

Every winter around one septillion snowflakes fall from the sky! That is one with 24 zeros following it!


Saving Stranded Dolphins Saving Stranded Dolphins

Amazing sight as about two dozen dolphin beached themselves at Arraial do Cabo in Brazil. Even more amazing was that the stranded Dolphin were rescued and returned to the sea.


Humor from the Forum
Running Away

After being scolded for being so unruly, a young boy decides to run away.

The child gathers his clothes, his teddy bear, and his piggy bank and announces, 'I'm running away from home!'.

The father decided to approach the matter logically. 'What if you get hungry?', he asked.

'Then I'll come home and eat!', bravely declared the child.

' And what if you run out of money?'.

'I will come home and get some!', readily replied the child.

The father asked one last question, 'What if your clothes get dirty?'.

'Then I'll come home and let mommy wash them.', was the reply.

The man smiled and exclaimed, 'This kid is not running away from home, he's going off to college!'


Surfing Dogs Surfing Dogs

Life is good for these pooches


Fun Facts
Worcestershire sauce is made from dissolved fish - anchovies
Coconut water can be used (in emergencies) as a substitute for blood plasma.

Autocomplete-ly Ruining Relationships Autocomplete-ly Ruining Relationships

If you're sharing a computer with someone they could learn a lot about you using Google auto-complete.


Humor
Top 5 Internet Promises You Won't Keep

5. I won't subscribe to anything until I can manage what I already receive.

4. I resolve to back up hard drive daily... well, once a month, perhaps...

3. I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.

2. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

(and the #1 resolution)

1. I resolve to get my off-line work done, too!



The Gift Shoppe The Gift Shoppe

A humorous comedy sketch revealing how Brits view American television programs, with their repetition


Fun Facts

The world's heaviest man weighed in at 1,1382 lbs. He married a woman who was 108 lbs.


Blind Date Fart Blind Date Fart

A classic humor video of romance, flatulence, and embarrassment.


Humor from the Forum
TSA to reduce Scrutiny of older flyers

In announcing the decision to reduce scrutiny of older fliers, The head of TSA was asked what the guidelines were for determining which passengers qualified.

Her response: Depends


Diving Fool Diving Fool

Chevy Chase may have had Larry Griswold in mind when he used the name Griswold in National Lampoon's ''Vacation''.


Fun Facts

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the most common job in 1900 was a farmer. Today, it’s a salesperson.


Soda Dogs Soda Dogs

Did I mention that they also speak Japanese.


Humor from the Forum
our dog suddenly began barking

One night our dog suddenly began barking nightly at around 3 am.

Irritated and sleepy, my husband searched the back yard for what might have disturbed our dog. For three days our dog barked in the middle of the night, and still he found nothing amiss.

When the dog started barking a fourth night at 3 am. he decided to go around the house through the alley where he discovered our neighbor. He was the last person you'd suspect of throwing pebbles at the fence to wake our dog.

My husband demanded to know why he was causing our dog to bark at 3 am.

"My mother-in-law is visiting," our embarrassed neighbor explained. She said " If she gets woken up in the middle of the night one more time she says she'll leave."


OMG 68 Year Old Sings Highway To Hell OMG 68 Year Old Sings Highway To Hell

Some people think that getting older means slowing down, sitting on the porch, and watching the world go by. This lady blows a hole in that notion with her rendition of Highway To Hell!


Fun Facts

The 3 most common first languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English in that order

English is the most common second language.


Key & Peele Offensive Boss Key & Peele Offensive Boss

Trying to get some feedback from minority employees before making a speech, this boss gets a whole lot of attitude instead. But as with most comedy videos there is a twist..





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