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Classic Stand-up Comedy
Drunk Chicks Drunk Chicks

In this classic comedy skit, comedian Chris D'elia pokes fun at the way drunk women sound.

Hedberg Just for Laughs Hedberg Just for Laughs

In this classic comedy skit, comedian Mitch Hedberg shares a little of the humor that made him famous.



Humor from the Forum
What's the difference?

What's the difference between the government and the mafia?

The Mafia is organized



Creative Videos
Southwestern Landscapes Southwestern Landscapes

Beautiful time-lapse shots of Arizona, Utah and southwestern locations. This video has some iconic landmarks seen in a new way with motion controlled HDR and/or night timelapse..

New Zealand New Zealand

Video from the South Island of New Zealand featuring natural landscapes, rugged coastlines, lush plains, and amazing views..



Fun Facts

The largest Great White Shark ever caught measured 37 feet and weighed 24,000 pounds. It was found in a herring weir in New Brunswick in 1930.



Cute Animal Videos
Mismatched Playmates Mismatched Playmates

Mix one large golden retriever, and one tiny kitten, and it's a pretty good bet that you'll get a cute video.

Mismatched playmates Take Two Mismatched playmates Take Two

A Chihuahua and Mastiff have a great time playing, even with a huge difference and their sizes.



Humor from the Forum
Scientific stuff......converting units

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League



Comedy
Stand-up Is like Sex Stand-up Is like Sex

Comedian explaines to the audience why performing standup comedy is like a sexual relationship.

Hello M'Lady Hello M'Lady

Humorous skit about an app that helps you manage those clingy fragile guys that think they are dating you.



Fun Facts

Based on genetic studies only 40% of all men that have ever existed have ever reproduced, while 80% of women have reproduced. This means polygyny and war have basically been constants in human history.




Nature
Chameleons Are Amazing Chameleons Are Amazing

Watch these charismatic creatures shoot their tongues out like arrows to catch an insect, mimic leaves swaying in the wind, and display their hidden colors—and learn just how they do it..

The Biggest Heart Ever Preserved The Biggest Heart Ever Preserved

Just how big is a blue whale's heart? We'll give you a hint - it pumps 220 Liters of blood per beat..



Humor from the Forum
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. A dog's parents never visit.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



Humor and Commentary
All About Nothing All About Nothing

Why do TV shows always have to be about something. Seinfeld, a show about nothing, was entertaining and a great success.

Trying To Fix Stuff Trying To Fix Stuff

Women don't understand that getting frustrated is an important part of guys ability to fix stuff.



Fun Facts

The Arctic Circle marks the region above which, for at least one day a year, there is all-day sunshine in the summer and 24-hour darkness in the winter.

If all the ice in the Arctic melted (mostly Greenland), the global sea level would rise about 24 feet. If all the ice in the Antarctic melted, it would rise about 200 feet.



Crazy Lady Comedy
Never Felt Better I've Never Felt Better

Mrs. Brown humorously mistakes a conversation about putting down an older and favorite pet because it is in pain for a conversation about placing her in a retirement home.

Mrs. Brown's Whisk Mrs. Brown's Whisk

Ever the clueless woman of Golden years, Mrs. Brown mistakes a personal item belonging to her daughter for a whisk. Lots of laughter in this short clip.



Humor from the Forum
How Government works

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!

How did you come up with such a high figure?"The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.

"Done!" replies the government official.



Comedy
No Sale Auction No Sale

Determination not to be sold at auction turns into surprise when no one is interested.

That Steam Punk look That Steam Punk look

A humorous comedy skit about the steam punk look.



Fun Facts

Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

The word "nerd" was first coined by Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."



Comedy
Boys will be Girls Boys will be Girls

What would happen if boys behaved like girls?

A Tale of Sharks A Tale of Sharks

Stories of sharks and the seafaring life, and a strange ending to this comedy skit.



Humor from the Forum
Romantic Text Message

An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.

The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy

One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee. While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her husband a romantic text message:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband responded: "I'm takin' a crap. Please advise."






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