Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Field Reporter in Front of a Green Screen
From the humorous show, 'Whose Line Is It', Colin mockery is the field reporter standing in front of a green screen listening to ad lib comments from his fellow comedians.
10 Step Guide For The Do-It-Yourself Handyman
1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.
2. Try to work alone. An audience is rarely any help.
3. Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.
4. Work in the kitchen whenever you can...many fine tools are there, its warm and dry, and you are close to the refrigerator.
5. If it's electronic, get a new one...or consult a twelve year old.
6. Stay simple minded: Get a new battery; replace the bulb or fuse; see if the tank is empty; try turning the switch or just paint over it.
7. Always take credit for miracles. If you dropped the alarm clock while taking it apart and it suddenly starts working, you have healed it.
8. Regardless of what people say, kicking, pounding, and throwing sometimes DOES help.
9. If something looks level, it is level.
10. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
The Play that Goes Wrong
The Play That Goes Wrong as you might guess from the title, doesn't go to plan. The intricately planned missteps, and the cleverly orchestrated slapstick of Murder At Haversham Manor will have you in stitches.
Immigrant Rules vs American Rules
A comedian humorously recounts some of the follies of growing up as a child of immigrant parents.
Going to a Lecture
After the big office party, Dan was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
''I'm on my way to a lecture,'' answered Dan.''And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time, four o'clock in the morning '' inquired the constable sarcastically.
''My wife,'' slurred Dan grimly.
Sharks Follow Boat
While returning to port and tossing leftover chum, a fisherman put a GoPro overboard to see what was going on underwater.
The Romans created three categories of kissing: (1) Osculum, a kiss on the cheek, (2) Basium, a kiss on the lips, and (3) Savolium, a deep kiss.
The Man Drawer
A funny comedy skit pointing out that every man has that special spot where he keeps important things.
Battletoad vs Ants
For an amphibian it is hard to tell the difference between a videogame and a meal.
9 Deleted Scenes That Explain Confusing Movie Moments
Often times to stay within time limits directors slice lead in scenes from movies that lead up to the main plot. Kind of like telling a humorous story but leaving out some of the details, it makes things hard to understand.
The first recorded use of marijuana as a medicinal drug occurred in 2737 B.C. by Chinese emperor Shen Nung. The emperor documented the drug’s effectiveness in treating the pains of rheumatism and gout.
The first law in the American colonies regarding marijuana was a 1619 law that actually required farmers to grow the hemp plant. Once harvested, hemp was useful for clothing, sails, and rope.
Honest Female Viagra Commercial
A standard drug commercial for Addyi, the female Viagra, goes haywire whenever the women reveal the real life disturbing realities of using the drug.
How Government works
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.
One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.
"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!
How did you come up with such a high figure?"The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.
"Done!" replies the government official.
Speed Hitting: 100 Hits in 1 Second
Master Ken gives a humorous demonstration of the power of Ameri-Do-Te by hitting his opponent a record-breaking 100 times in just one second..
Feeding the Cubs
A grizzly mum's brave efforts to find food for her young cubs with some beautiful video footage of bear cubs and their mother. .
Strawberries, blackberries, and raspberries are not actually berries, however avocados, bananas, pineapples, and watermelon are berries.
Don't Be Gay
In Zambia being gay is a major crime punishable by up to 30 years in jail. Bad as that is some might suggest that being locked up with a bunch of other guys is not the worst punishment for a gay individual..
The Natural Effect
The False Advertising Industry reveals the truth about what is allowed in ''Natural'' food.
Saving Time!
"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.
One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'
"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner.
Now I do it in ten..
I've Never Felt Better
Mrs. Brown humorously mistakes a conversation about putting down an older and favorite pet because it is in pain for a conversation about placing her in a retirement home.
Classic Wooden Cigarette Boats
Beautiful photography of some classic wooden cigarette boats turning heads as they cruise the St. Lawrence..
Little Larry
Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up? '
Ahmed Bharoocha Stand-Up
Did you know the devil played a diabolical trick on us by creating a reptilian species and burying their fossils to create an alternative time-line?