Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
It would seem that there is a certain look or that makes women think other women are lesbian which for some reason includes ponytails, short fingernails, and Subarus. This comedian has that look and humorously recounts the surprise among her friends when she got married.
Being a small thin Asian guy, comedian Jimmy O. Yang has a certain look that can be a little confusing to some. Even though he says he's fit and muscular, because of his long hair guys coming up behind him think he is an Asian girl.
In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity.
Once, while vacationing out West, he stopped at the Sioux reservation. Edison was shocked to learn that there was no indoor plumbing, and that he would have to use an outhouse. In fact, he was told, the Sioux had to use the outhouse regardless of the weather.
To help the Sioux, Edison installed lights in the outhouse. With this kind act, he became the first person to wire a head for a reservation!
Humorous story about a man who actually wins an argument with his girlfriend, but of course the relationship can handle that.
Blue Mountain State recruitment video. Looks like they are offering a course in humorous double entendres at this party school.
The breasts of human women are much larger in proportion than those of other female mammals. The prominent size, while not necessary for milk production, is most likely a result of sexual selection.
This comedian is a divorced father of two daughters, and as he tells it kids don't give much warning when they need to use the bathroom.
After being on the phone with Time Warner for six hours, this comedian came up with a comedy monologue, and because he is part Indian he nails the accent.
They sit down at a small round table and order three warm beers. They're sitting there drinking them when one of them notices an Irishman at the bar.
"See that Mick over there? I'm gonna go rile him up." So he goes over to him and says "Hey mate I hear your Saint Patrick was a pussy!"
The Irishman looks up from his beer and says "Ye don't say? Thanks for tellin me." The Englishman goes back to his pals.
"Let me give it a try," says the next guy. He goes over to the Irishman and says "Hey mate, I heard your Saint Patrick was a transvestite!"
The Irishman looks up from his beer. "Well fancy that! Thanks for the information my buy!"
The Englishman slinks back to his seat.
"You guys don't know how to tick off an Irishman!" The third guy says. "Watch this." He goes over to him and says "Hey pal I heard Saint Patrick was English!"
The Irishman turns to him and says "Yeah that's what yer mates were tellin me!"
A young lady sitting on a bench with her dog asks passersby if they would watch her dog for a minute while she goes to the porta-potty.
These pranksters set up a booth at the mall posing as fortunetellers, but when the victim's eyes are closed they disappear, and leave the victim sitting on a toilet.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’It’s where we get the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’.
In dealing with wasps and bees that have entered your space, there are three types of people according to comedian Michael McIntyre. .
This comedian doesn't usually go to clubs because he doesn't dance well. Women on the other hand love to go to a place where people can see them dance.
The weather was hot and this fellow wanted desperately take a dip in the lake, even though he hadn't brought his swimming trunks. Since there was no one else around, he undressed and went into the water. Soon there after a couple of ladies started walking in his direction.
When he saw the ladies he panicked, got out of the water and grabbed an old bucket laying on the sandy beach. With great relief he held the bucket in front of his private parts.
The ladies walked closer and looked at him. He felt awkward but secure in the knowledge that his privates were hidden.
One of the ladies began conversing with him. “You know, I have a special gift. I can read minds” she said.
Wanting to dispense with the women, the embarrassed man replied sharply, “Well, I seriously doubt you can read my mind.”
“You’re wrong,” the lady replied, “because I know that you think that the bucket you’re holding has a bottom in it."
The film is made up of a mix of the monsoon and supercell plains chasing. His works are often in color, but he feels that black and white captures the true "texture" and "emotion" of storms.
During the dark winter months in Finland, one man fills the night with light. Hannu Huhtamo is a light painter. The artist takes long exposure photographs and uses flashlights and other tools to transform the dark
Texas has its own power grid to avoid dealing with the U.S. federal government.
A humorous but impractical solution to overpopulation. Still the thought of getting rid of all those cruise ships could be a bright spot.
Bill Burr wants reporters to just shut up and leave football coaches alone at halftime. At halftime coaches are trying to formulate a plan for the second half of the game
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
The new LifePoint function distills each user's mistakes into one easy-to-find moment when their lives irrevocably took a turn for the worse.
A humorous monologue taking the food companies to task for their attempts to deceive the public over the contents of the products they sell.
Ronald Reagan's pet name for Nancy Reagan was ‘Mommy Poo Pants'.
There is an old saying that a really good comic can read from a phone book and make it sound funny. Comedian Stewart Lee reads critical comments of his comedy performances that are really just crude personal attacks, nonetheless he makes him sound funny.
Anjelah Johnson's hilarious trip to the nail salon. Many of the nail salon proprietors are Vietnamese and they bring to the business a unique ability to focus on the customer while at the same time up-selling their services.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing Boeing Boeing
Asked a Computer technician "How do you make a motherboard?"
He said, "Tell her about my job."
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?
No Whey José.
Ever wonder why the person serving you your coffee at Starbucks can't seem to get your name spelled correctly.
you know how guys get all crazy when a good looking girl shows up.
This comedy skit is about that.
From Dr. No to Quantum of Solace, James Bond has killed 352 people and slept with 52 women.
A fearless comedian - either that or crazy, Bill Burr performs a comedy routine on motherhood and excoriates the notion that it is the hardest job in the world.
In comedy as well as in conversation certain groups are considered off-limits, and even though Reginald D is a member of one of those groups he finds the concept annoying.