Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
When was OMG first used? When was unfriend first used?
When the panellists are tied together
r and try to get free, hilarity ensues.
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
A mash up of some of the nature, variety, and beauty that make up our home planet.
An awesome light, a huge cloud and strangely mesmerizing view
Experiments have shown that male rhesus macaque monkeys are willing to pay for the privilege of looking at pictures of female rhesus macaques' bottoms. ('Paying', in this case, means giving up a certain amount of fruit juice in return for brief glimpses at pictures of sexually interesting lady monkeys.)
Adventure of a lifetime that takes a man to the edge of a boiling pit of lava inside a volcano.
High in the sky looking down as you sleep. Every frame in this video is a photograph taken by the astronauts aboard the ISS.
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!'
While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again!
As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But please don't shove me either!'
The United States has 4% of the world's population but 25% of the world's prisoners.
If big-box stores paid employees a Living Wage, how much would prices go up?
Nearly 4 in 10 Americans have never moved from their hometown.
Our soldiers should be commended for their actions. Someone could have left a stink bomb in there.
Thai construction workers know how to drive a piling into the ground with a bit of rhythm.
The bartender said, "We don't serve your kind here! No ropes allowed!"
The rope left, tied his top end, fluffed out the fringe and reentered the bar.
The bartender said, "Hey! Aren't you that rope I just threw out?"
"No," the rope said. "I'm a frayed knot."
How are NASA and other scientists able to determine the makeup of alien planet atmospheres in faraway solar systems.
Not long ago, watching something being ripped apart as it falls towards a giant black hole would be science fiction. .
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
A hidden camera prank; the victim is asked to put their finger on a leak only to discover an additional leak
Female police officer has ridiculously huge um... assets that seem to get in the way of everything.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
Beautiful video shot at the world’s largest aquarium.
You may tend to lean to the left while watching this.
A humorous comedy short that takes walk and talk scenes featured in action series movies to an extreme level.
In a humorous episode about romance, something the IT guys know very little about, the term a man is confused with Iran..
Two nuts are sitting next to each other at the asylum. One turns to the other and says, "Why are we all here?"
Other nut shrugs his shoulders and replies, "'Cuz we're not all there."
Your farts may smell like roses...to you! To everyone else they stink. What's the Science behind that?.
Human breasts are strange. Our offspring are entirely dependent on them, and humans are the only species to have perpetually swollen mammary glands. Evolutionarily speaking though, breasts are a big reason our species has enjoyed incredible success..
A single Bluefin Tuna can sell from $500,000 to $1.7 million dollars.
The North Atlantic is known for big waves, but even for the North Atlantic this is a big way and the ship hits it head-on.
Winds that gusted up to 100kph (62 mph) that blew competitors off their bikes have forced the cancellation of the International Road Race in South Africa.
Finalists from a "Dilbert Quotes" contest, with quotes from real-life Dilbert-type managers:
1. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (Microsoft Corp. in Redmond, WA.)
2. "What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping)
3. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company )
4. "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)
5. "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)
6. "My Boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected." (CIO of Dell Computers)
7. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)
8. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)
9. "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)
10. We recently received a memo from senior management saying: "This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the memo mentioned above." (Microsoft, Legal Affairs Division)
11. One day my Boss asked me to submit a status report to him concerning a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said, "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!" (New business manager, Hallmark Greeting Cards)
12. And the winner!! As director of communications, I was asked to prepare a memo reviewing our company's training programs and materials. In the body of the memo in one of the sentences I mentioned the "pedagogical approach" used by one of the training manuals. The day after I routed the memo to the executive committee, I was called into the HR director's office, and told that the executive vice president wanted me out of the building by lunch. When I asked why, I was told that she wouldn't stand for perverts (pedophiles?) working in her company. Finally, he showed me her copy of the memo, with her demand that I be fired and the word "pedagogical" circled in red. The HR manager was fairly reasonable, and once he looked the word up in his dictionary and made a copy of the definition to send back to her, he told me not to worry. He would take care of it. Two days later, a memo to the entire staff came out directing us that no words which could not be found in the local Sunday newspaper could be used in company memos. A month later, I resigned. In accordance with company policy, I created my resignation memo by pasting words together from the Sunday paper. (Taco Bell Corporation)