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Humor Skits
If Call Center Employees Were Honest If Call Center Employees Were Honest

Yes, I know how long you’ve been holding and I don’t care. That is if you are lucky enough to get a call-center employee whose English you can be understood..

Things Black Moms Would Say Things Black Moms Would Say

While moms everywhere have the same goals, it would seem that black mothers have a flair for the dramatic - and humorous.



Funny Jokes from the forum
The Difference Explained
Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strange. We went to a nice restaurant for dinner. I thought he was upset by the fact that I was a bit late, but he said nothing about it.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was something I had done. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, and again he said nothing. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm sure his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out.



Creative / Surf
Winter Glow Winter Glow

Winter Glow is a short story from Irish big wave surfer Ollie O Flaherty. Filmed and edited by Kev Smith. Presented by C-Skins Wetsuit.

The Right Wave The Right Wave

'The Right'. The world's most dangerous and unpredictable wave. Ryan 'Hippo' Hipwood returns to conquer the wave that in 2012 nearly took his life..



Fun Facts

Termites outweigh humans by almost ten to one



Comedians

Dance, Dance, Revolution Dance, Dance, Revolution

Fluffy takes his nephew to an arcade and discovers that in 20 years a lot has changed and the game his nephew wants to play is not fluffy friendly.

Norm Macdonald Is Married To A Real Battle-Axe Norm Macdonald Is Married To A Real Battle-Axe

He might seem a little old-fashioned to you, but what do you expect from a deeply closeted man like Norm?



Funny Joke from the Forum
Parenthood Test - How To Know When You Are Ready

MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Now rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.

TOY TEST: Obtain a 55-gallon box of LEGOs. (If LEGOs are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).

GROCERY STORE TEST: Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.

DRESSING TEST: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff it into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.

FEEDING TEST: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill it halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Get the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.

NIGHT TEST: Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00 PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing them until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.

PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN): Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 mo. Now remove 10% of the beans.

PHYSICAL TEST (MEN): Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.

FINAL ASSIGNMENT: Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their child's discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and table manners. Suggest many things they can improve as well. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you'll have all the answers.



Humor
Trumpular | Pogo Trumpular | Pogo

A Pogomix of entrepreneur, politician and unintentional comedian Donald Trump. The mix is intended to be politically neutral - Enjoy!.

Breaking News: Astroid Watch Breaking News: Astroid Watch

In anticipation of an asteroid strike destroying civilization people have come to terms with their demise and done the wild things they wanted to do.



Fun Facts

‘Bitch the pot' was 19th-century slang for ‘pour the tea'.



Sketch Comedy

Your Girlfriend's Six Friends Your Girlfriend's Six Friends

A humorous look at six types of friends your girlfriend has that annoy the crap out of boyfriends.

Those Girls: 20s vs 30s - Meeting Guys Those Girls: 20s vs 30s - Meeting Guys

Judging by this comedy sketch, women's enthusiasm for going out on dates rapidly declines after women into their 30s.




SNL
Election Night - SNL Election Night - SNL

All but two friends (Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock) are surprised by Donald Trump's victory while watching the election results roll in.

Humor from the Forum
Wife Returns Home Late

A wife returns home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"



Stand-up Comedy

Crappy Friends Crappy Friends

In a humorous comedy monologue, Louis CK talks about bad friends and self-awareness in America.

Men Do Not Have To Listen Men Do Not Have To Listen

A humorous skit from Bill Burr's latest stand-up special 'I'm Sorry You Feel That Way', showing men how they should respond to attempts by women to control them.



Humorous Quotes

"The best way to lie is to tell the truth . . . carefully edited truth. " - Anonymous



Creative
Monsoon III Monsoon III

Strong downbursts of rain, building clouds, lightning...and yes, dust storms. Rolling walls of dirt and sand engulfing the deserts.

Run Rabbit Run! Run Rabbit Run!

A snowboarder almost gets caught by an avalanche, that he was not the only one in the path of the avalanche. .



Humor from the Forum
How to Tune a Banjo:

Step 1: Tune up the 1st String until it breaks

Step 2: Tune the rest of the strings to the 1st String.



In-depth Humor
Curmudgeons Curmudgeons

A pair of senior citizens have a relationship that shocks both their families in this potty-mouthed, but endearing, comedy..

Stylo G x Jacob Plant ''Bike Engine'' Stylo G ''Bike Engine''

An entertaining music video that is truly difficult to describe, as it plays on many levels of complexity.



Strange and Entertaining News


Humor and Satire (non-political)
Municipal Violations Municipal Violations

If you have money, committing a municipal violation may pose you a minor inconvenience. If you don’t, it can ruin your life.

Mandatory Minimums Mandatory Minimums

Mandatory minimums require fixed prison sentences for certain crimes. John Oliver explains why we treat some turkeys better than most low-level offenders.



Humor from the Forum
Yogisms
In Honor of Yogi Berra who recently passed away.

1. “If you don’t know where you’re going, you might wind up someplace else.”

2. "We made too many wrong mistakes."

3. "You can observe a lot just by watching."

4. "If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him."

5. "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

6. "It ain’t over ’til it’s over."

7. "I didn’t really say everything I said."

8. "The future ain’t what it used to be."

9. "Pair up in threes."

10. "If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be."

11. "It’s deja vu all over again."

12. "I usually take a two hour nap from one to four."

13. "In baseball, you don't know nothing."

14. "90 percent of this game is half mental."

15. "It gets late early out here."