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A little commentary from George Carlin on one of the things we do best.
Comedian makes his case for why Russians are the scariest people on earth.
19th century biologist Sir John Lubbock experimented on ants by getting them drunk. He discovered that sober ants would carry their drunken ant comrades back to their nest, if they were from the same colony - but they would throw drunk strangers into the ditch.
When guys get aroused it's obvious but what would happen if ...
Boys will be boys, and this is a bit of humor that will leave most women scratching their heads.
Husband finds a Photo of himself in his wifes purse
Husband - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Husband - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Danny MacAskill on an insane journey across the rooftops of Gran Canaria. Mixing vertigo-inducing lines and killer POV-footage, “Cascadia” delivers some incredible riding.
Compilation of the web’s best viral videos of 2015! Huge thanks to everyone who shared their amazing videos this year and to Owl City & Aloe Blacc for the incredible track Verge.
Before the 17th century, almost all cultivated carrots were purple or white.
''When you talk about destruction, don’t you know that you can count me out'' is the lyric that issued in the term passive revolution.
When The Beatles began recording what would become their third single to be released in 1967, its working title was ‘Hello, Hello’.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Wonder why people charge so much for the junk in antique shops? We've got the answer.
Some humorous advice to older folks - just go with the flow. Let your children and grandchildren think you are loaded.
Two storks are sitting in their nest, a father stork and his son. The son is asking his father where his mother went. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
"Bringing babies?" the son asked.
"That's right," the father replied. "That's our job."
"Wow! I want to do that!" the son replied.
The next night, it's the father's turn to make deliveries.
"Is Dad delivering babies too?" the son asked.
"That's right," the mother answered. "He's bringing new joy to mommies and daddies."
"I want to do that!" the son replied.
The next day, the father and mother discussed it and decided the son could make a delivery. "We're going to let you try," the father said to his son. "This is what you do. The baby will be wrapped in cloth. Hold the cloth in your beak like this. Then you just deliver it to the proper location. Can you do that?"
"I can!" the son replied. They sent him on his way.
Hours passed and the son still had not come back. The parents were getting worried.
He finally came back. "What took you so long?" the mother asked. "Did you make the delivery?"
"Yes," the son replied. "Sorry I took so long. I was just having some fun scaring college students!"
The Play That Goes Wrong as you might guess from the title, doesn't go to plan. The intricately planned missteps, and the cleverly orchestrated slapstick of Murder At Haversham Manor will have you in stitches.
The Chickening' is a crazy poultry-inspired version of 'The Shining'. Jack takes a new job as senior chief night manager for “Charbay’s Chicken World”, a stateoftheart, volcano fried, fast food poultry production facility.
King Charles XIV of Sweden had a tattoo that read "Death to Kings".
After an all too cheerful Magician fools him, Penn lets loose. I hated the way you looked. I hated the way you cleanly handled the deck of cards. I hated that I should have known it." —Penn Jillette.
Magician using a Rubik's Cube and some well practiced sleight-of-hand fools Penn & Teller
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning position and hired two people: one person to write the instructions (GS-12) and one person to do time studies (GS-11).
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Q.C. position and hired two people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a timekeeper (GS-09) and a payroll officer (GS-11) and hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative position and hired three people: an Admin. Officer (GM-13), an Assistant Admin. Officer (GS-13) and a Legal Secretary (GS-08).
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost," so they laid off the night watchman.
Poking a little fun at the stereotypical girls' night out.
South Park Accurately Sums up Freemium Games - Freemium isn't Free - It is a good way for game manufacturers to nickel and dime us.
One penny doubled everyday becomes over 5 million dollars in just 30 days.
These 3-D printed sculptures, called blooms, are designed to animate when spun under a strobe light. The placement of the appendages is determined by the same method nature uses in pinecones and sunflowers. The rotation speed is synchronized to the strobe so that one flash occurs every time the sculpture turns 137.5º—the golden angle.
Additive Manufacturing of Optically Transparent Glass developed by the Mediated Matter Group at the MIT Media Lab in collaboration with the Glass Lab at MIT. Invisible, glass was first created in Mesopotamia and Ancient Egypt 4,500 years ago. .
Did you hear about the blonde identical twins?
They couldn't tell each other apart.
Standup comedy routine with the humorous point of view of a Muslim woman. During this female comedian's last trip to the US the agents asked if she had ever grown a beard.
Standup comedian Bill Burr is sick of pedos. They're a small portion of the population, but stories about them are featured on every channel and they are making life miserable for normal guys.
Half a million solar panels per day were installed in 2015.