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Helpful Saint Bernard is willing to help clean dirty dishes.
This dog loves his bath time more than any dog we have ever seen.
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
Filmed with a quadcopter off Esperance, along south Western Australia's beautiful coastline. Huge pods of bottlenose dolphins cruise the shoreline and surf the crystal clear turquoise waves.
A short clip of some exceptional special-effects. From the company ''We are artists, technologists and makers for all media, working at the frontiers of visual narrative''. .
Only 5.5 million mothers in the U.S. reported themselves as stay-at-home moms in the latest census.
Women may be fascinated to find out what men really consider before they swipe right or left. Then again they may already know the answer..
Bill explains that ladies are so jealous of mens' simplistic, football-loving brains, they'll never be happy until the NFL is destroyed.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two! One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
American healthcare might not be the best world, but it is the most expensive - but it wasn't always that way. A big part of the reason that Americans spend so much on health-care is that hospitals overcharge patients massively. They need to do this to get fairly compensated by insurance companies.
Before antibiotics if you got an infection there was a good chance that you would die from the infection. Thanks to the discovery of penicillin and other antibiotics surgeries have a much higher survival rate. But all that could change!
Scaring men is easy
I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is.
A truly weird video made for her future offspring, speaking to them as their grandmother.
Super stretchy skin grosses out the interviewer.
Halloween was actually a Celtic holiday. It was originally called Samhain meaning "end of summer". In ancient Celtic Ireland, October 31st marked the official end of summer.
The intro from Nightmare before Christmas.
It is bad enough being a zombie, but whenyour d___ falls off in front of a pretty girl
1. So…What’d you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. I got the best piece from that house.
5. Quit screwing around on the porch!!
6. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
8. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!
9. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
10. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
In this humorous comedy sketch a Fox news reporter covers the shooting of a black man by police officers, and manages to enrage the grieving family.
Bill tells a humorous story about a flight where he's trying to get some sleep parents decide to let their child run free.
What do a Bar and a Bra have in common?
1. Both words have the same alphabets
2. Both are drinking zones
3. Both have restricted timing for opening and closing
4. Most importantly, both make Men crazy when open.
Attention Wal-Mart shoppers there is a dress code. - just kidding -
Hollywood's dirty secret; pumped up lips, fake breasts and huge plastic surgery bills.
Brains in love and brains in lust are not identical. Erotic photos activate the hypothalamus (which controls hunger and thirst) and the amygada (arousal) areas of the brain.
Love activates areas of the brain with a high concentration of receptors for dopamine (associated with euphoria, craving, and addiction) and its relative, norepinephrine
A compilation of beautiful moments from nature, scenery, animals.
The most powerful ice breaker in the world sails through the ice covered Arctic ocean to the North Pole.
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. However, he did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
What if your entire worldview had nothing to do with information or facts. People who live with uncertainty tend to be drawn to messages that offer certainty.
It has been said that extroverts gain energy from being around people and Introverts lose energy from being around people.
As a result, on May 8 that year, the first Coca-Cola in the world was sold.