Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
An Opinion on X Factor
From a country that gave us the Beatles, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, and many more the X factor seems a bit of a let-down.
-- Henry David Thoreau --
Worst Magic Ever
Comedic observations about a group that took the Greek name name for circle of brothers, A group that features a Grand Wizard, but doesn't seem to be much good at magic..
Blonde Parents
Dustin and Jane (both blonde) were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby had come to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."
Women Drivers and Men's Weakness
Are men better drivers than women, if so why do men get more tickets. All is explained in this humorous skit about Georgia courts.
Racing and Destroying $300 Cars
What do you get when you put $300 cars in a 3-hour endurance race? A whole lot of destruction, that's what! This is the 4th year of running the event, and bigger than ever. Perhaps too big, some might say. .
Friend Zone Anthem
This tongue-in-cheek music video goes out to the decent guys who never get the girl.
Whiskey
Recently one Congressman from a Bible belt congressional district was asked about his attitude toward whiskey.
The politician responded, "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it."
He continued, "But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."
Here is true friendship
2. When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
3. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
4. When you are worried ~ I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
5. When you fall ~ I will laugh at you, but I'll help you up.
Self Dating
The world’s first, and only, self-dating website. Maybe the best committed relationship – is with yourself.
Stewart Francis Stand-up
Classic one-liners in this standup comedy routine` as only Stewart Francis can deliver them.
Alexander The Great may have been bisexual, which in his time was not controversial.
The Science of Laziness
Why are some people so lazy? The lack of desire to do physical activity and just be lazy, according to AsapScience, may be in your DNA, specifically your “couch potato” gene..
Caller Id Nicknames
When you add someone's number to your phone do you add a nickname to help you remember?
Silly Latin Language
A humorous monologue explaining why Latin, though the root of many languages, never took off as a global language.
A Woman's Amazing Dream.
A woman woke from an amazing dream. In it, her husband gave her a very expensive necklace.
She told her husband about her dream, and asked "What do you think that means?"
Her husband replied "Oh, you'll find out tonight".
That evening, her husband came home with a small box with a bow on it.
With much excitement, the woman unwrapped the box, and peeked inside.
There was a book entitled "A Guide to Understanding Dreams"
The U.S. officially adopted the metric system in 1975 when President Gerald Ford signed the Metric Conversion Act.
Mrs. Brown's Browser
Mrs. Brown discovers how to use a browser and searches for ''woman needs a man'', with hilarious results.
Teacher Teacher Don't Be Fooled
Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.
Little Jimmy stood up.
Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?".
"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."
Les Chevaliers
Les Chevaliers, fighter planes perform a graceful ballet while leaving jet trails in the sky.
Your Dongle
A humorous sketch about setting up for a conference and trying to make their dongle's work - something that sounds dirty but it's not.
Bourbon takes its name from Bourbon County in Kentucky, where it was first produced in 1789 by a Baptist minister.
Teaching Math
This comedian was once a math teacher and has real-life experience to support his humorous comedy monologue. .
Lower Your Expectations
Lower your expectations is Burnham's humorous advice to women who are looking for love.
Dyslexics
You can say what you like about their writing.
But at least they always cross the i's and dot the t's.