Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
In this humorous comedy sketch a Fox news reporter covers the shooting of a black man by police officers, and manages to enrage the grieving family.
Bill tells a humorous story about a flight where he's trying to get some sleep parents decide to let their child run free.
One horse has a peak power output of 14.9 horsepower.
In The Bubble, life continues for progressive Americans as if the election never happened.
Barbara DeDrew and Furonica (Kristen Wiig) play crazy cat ladies showing off the cats available for adoption during the Thanksgiving Catacopia giveaway.
A neutron saunters up to the bar orders a drink and asks ''How Much?''
the bar tender replies: ''For you no charge''
Same Bar... Some helium floats in...
Bar tender says ''We don't serve your kind''
The helium doesn't react
A superconductor walks in
''we don't serve your kind here''
The superconductor leaves without resistance
A neutrino walks in, and again this bastard bartender says "We don't serve your kind"
Nuetrino replies ''No worries I'm just passing through''
Asked about all the people moving to Canada after the election, Bill Burr's comment is ''I hope so it will make more room for the rest of us''.
Lewis takes on the most pressing issues of the world, in this case, the scourge of restaurant pickles.
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.
Dog lover or cat lover, it doesn't matter you will laugh at this story.
Scott takes a trip to Sarcasmaholics Anonymous and can't figure out whether they're welcoming him to the group or just being sarcastic.
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.
However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Man gives a free makeover to people on the mall.
Blind man walks over crazy lifting platforms with exactly the right timing - just like Mr Magoo.
The tradition of gift-giving has strong association with Paganism. The Roman festival of Saturnalia featured periods of gift-giving, this idea was later incorporated into the traditional Christmas celebrations.
This was not met with full acceptance by some Christians who disliked the Pagan connection. However, supporters of gift-giving, likened the activity to that of the Magi, who gave gifts to baby Jesus, in this regard it became symbolic to the tradition of Christmas.
Determination not to be sold at auction turns into surprise when no one is interested.
A humorous comedy skit about the steam punk look.
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.
"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700." The government official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!
How did you come up with such a high figure? "The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.
""Done!" replies the government official.
...and that, is how government works.
Humorous video of dog finding a rolling stone.
An entertaining video of a small dog playing fetch with the river.
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
when the government fears the people, there is liberty. - Thomas Jefferson
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were
a member of Congress. ...but I repeat myself.
The police arrested me for having the ugliest face in town.
Can you please come over and show them they got the wrong person?
What if your entire worldview had nothing to do with information or facts. People who live with uncertainty tend to be drawn to messages that offer certainty.
It has been said that extroverts gain energy from being around people and Introverts lose energy from being around people.
As a result, on May 8 that year, the first Coca-Cola in the world was sold.
Despite being told that marijuana is a gateway drug study after study shows that it is not any more so than alcohol and for most adults it is essentially homeless. So why then is it illegal?.
Doctors prescribe drugs just as addictive as street drugs all the time, in fact in the case of Adderall we give kids the same drug we make scary TV shows about. .
My internet addiction is so bad..
Its alt of ctrl.
When you climb to a second story window to try to buy crack for three dollars, and you have the wrong place, something has gone wrong in your life.
Apparently agent ketchup and mustard senses a challenge to her authority but she doesn't make any sense.