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A humorous prank and love gone wrong. A young woman finds a gentleman sitting in the café to be attractive, and attempts to strike up a conversation, but only until someone better looking comes along.
Don't trespass on these gangsters turf. And by turf I mean the handicap parking spot at the local mall. A humorous prank reminiscent of candid camera.
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity.
"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees.".
The cannibals promised they would not..
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But now, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."
At one time Stanhope felt like his comedy routine had social relevance but he is let go of that delusion. Nothing he has said has changed the world even slightly..
A humorous comedy skit about getting to the age where your body is starting to fall apart and that means that when things break they stay broken.
People who procrastinate may be more likely to have insomnia.
Without using any code is it possible to gain access to a person's e-mail account, Facebook account, or even their bank account?
Reflecting on her time as a covert agent with the CIA Amaryllis Fox reveals a few reoccurring themes, one of which is that everyone thinks they are the Good Guy.
I had a blind date last night
I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned -- What do I do if she's really unattractive? I'll be stuck with her all night.
Turns out, There's an app for that.
It's called "Mom Are You Ok". It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet her.
If you like her, you ignore it.
If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, "Mom? What's the matter? Are you okay?"
It works every time.
So I knocked on the girl's door. Turns out I needn't have worried.
She was gorgeous!
Just as we were about to head out to the restaurant, her phone rang.
She answered it and said, "Mom, what's the matter? Are you okay?"
I think I dreamt this...and we're gonna need to blow some candles out. And oh by the way have you counted the eggs.
In an attempt to live forever, and become just like their idol, Sarah Wilson, McCartney and McLennan give up the sweet stuff; sugar. Please Note: This episode is booze, sugar, gluten, fructose, lactose and personality-free.
The English word "Callipygian" means having a beautiful ass.
An offhand comment made after mentioning that her grandmother could grow a beard humorously embarrasses this TV host
Host of The Last Leg finally had the guts to say about politicians what many have been thinking.
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,
"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked. "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."
The best pranks are the pranks that make people think they're losing their mind. This prank definitely leaves people scratching their head.
If you have spent much time on the Internet you have most likely viewed one of Rémi Gaillard's humorous videos. This is a 15 year, best of compilation.
Bill Nye unveils new information that suggests that the universe has the ability to communicate directly with young attractive women.
YouTube no longer takes anonymous comments,
so all the worst ones have gathered in the studio.
There are over 10 trillion living cells in the human body.
Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen and nitrogen make up 90% of the human body.<
Every year over 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.
Using IR telescopes to penetrate the veil of dust that surrounds
our galaxy's core, astronomers found a supermassive black hole.
Science and the beauty of nature go hand in hand.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?
Why are they called “stands” when they are made for sitting?
Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?
The real environmental problem is overpopulation, at least according to one comedian ... and don't you know he has a solution.
When people tell you what you did at a party and you don't remember, it's time to quit drinking.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’It’s where we get the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’