Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Why do we change personalities when we get behind the wheel. Louis CK stand-up comedy routine.
Reginald D trying to avoid explaining to his girlfriend, why she is having trouble fitting in airplane seats.
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher
"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done" - Dwight D. Eisenhower
"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing." - Laura Ingalls Wilder
Mom is watching over her son's shoulder as he has a conversation on-line with his friends and wants to know what certain acronyms mean. Humor ensues as he awkwardly tries to avoid explaining what they mean..
Never bring a water balloon to a gunfight - or was that a knife to a gunfight. Anyway in this comedy skit a traveling salesman sets up a water balloon stand in the wild wild West.
According to astronauts, space smells like seared steak, hot metal and welding fumes.
Some trail riders in Indonesia spotted a small human like creature and gave a short chase hoping to catch it. But the creature, obviously scared, took off running through the tall grass.
In the states, it's driver on the left and passenger on the right. A right hand drive vehicle confuses an officer so badly that she administers a breathalyzer test to the passenger.
A city girl driving through the country stop to admire some cattle in a pasture. When the farmer approached she asked, "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?"
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns.
Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold.
Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse.
Why is it that we glorify professional daredevils and laugh at the common man who takes risks.
Stand up comedy covering some of the tragedies in life that may just be a little bit peoples fault.
While the population of males is slightly greater than females worldwide (98.6 women for every 100 men), there are roughly four million more women than men in the U.S. In the age 85-and-older category, there are more than twice as many women as men currently living in the United States
Just think guys - your odds will get better.
A handsome hero, and swashbuckling swordsman comes to the rescue. Maybe he needs a new watch he seems to be a little bit late.
Exploring new worlds and contacting alien life can be exciting and scary. If you tend to be nervous this is probably not the career for you.
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, ''I like both.''
Engineer: ''Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.''
A stand-up comedy monologue about calling BS when you hear something outrageous.
As upset as the British get over looting, its humorously been pointed out that that's where the British Museum got all it's stuff.
If New York City were its own country and the NYPD was its army, it would be the 20-best-funded army in the world.
Ricki Grevais goes on a humorous rant about fat people. Maybe society has a role to play since we no longer attach a stigmatism to being overweight.
A continuation of Ricki Grevais humorous comedy monologue about obese people. Why is it that the takeout industry super sizes all of their food offerings..
Always connected to Wife when she is around.
But when Wife is out of range, they automatically start searching for new devices.
When three friends (Brie Larson, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon) get into a car accident, one of them has a uniquely different near-death experience. In this humorous sketch two of the women recount feelings of warmth and love while the other woman recounts cold snouts.
A humorous parody of the game show Jeopardy by Saturday Night Live in which all the contestants and the moderator are black, and the questions on the board are centered around African-American culture. The game is humorously thrown off by the inclusion of a player from Canada.
The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter.
A mysterious showman billing himself as a ''smoke seller'' visits a little village whose inhabitants initially seem less than interested in what he has to offer. But smoke and mirrors can make one believe for a little while..
In the confines of a London dinner party, comedian Tim Minchin argues with a hippy named Storm.
A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky restaurant.
"Did you smell that food?" She asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a 'kindhearted Scotsman', he thought "What the hell ... I'll treat her!"
So they walked past the restaurant again!
They teach you the facts and expect you to know
the correct answers but do they know the answer.
Humorous commentary and double entendres on the morning news show. The topic is eating bugs, but the conversation goes off-track.
Portuguese, not Spanish, is the most widely spoken language in South America.
Comedian explains catching women in terms of sport fishing with emphasis on the catch and release aspect. Men like to fish and sports fishing is different from fishing for food.
Recently, Bill was doing a comedy show in Helsinki, and over there they are Lutheran and has a different philosophy on what comes after death.
On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed..."
"Grow up," she replied.
"No, really," I continued. "It's hideous..."
"Stop pissing about," she snapped. "I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk."