Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
A humorous prank and love gone wrong. A young woman finds a gentleman sitting in the café to be attractive, and attempts to strike up a conversation, but only until someone better looking comes along.
A Worried Patient
A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true", the woman wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so." The doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'No Refills.'"
It's hard to catch anything when your boat is surrounded by some of the ocean's best fishermen. But at least they provide some good entertainment..
There are a lot of things to love about America. Just ask comedian Doug Stanhope.
Politics in the United States has been likened to one big feeding frenzy by corporate interests with voters picking up the tab.
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher
"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done" - Dwight D. Eisenhower
"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing." - Laura Ingalls Wilder
Humpback Whale breaches and lands on top of a couple of kayakers. Spoiler alert they were not seriously harmed..
Bringing in the firewood is a chore, but this dog seems more than happy to help
12 More Steven Wright Quotes
13 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
15 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
16 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
17 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
18 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
19 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
20 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
In Norway , "Texas" is slang for "crazy."
Candid camera may been the first, but this short skirt prank rates right up there.
''Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.'' —Groucho Marx'
'Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.'' —Will Rogers
Somewhere on the Sea of Cortez dolphins are entertained as a woman wake-boards behind a boat.
49% believe in ESP.
51% read their horoscopes regularly
53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on. Which may explain why...
14% of us claim to have seen a ghost.
Farmers get a huge surprise when a tornado lands on top of them. (no strong language version)
Some of the more mathematically inclined may recognize this as the Fibonacci sequence.
Outer space begins at 100 kilometers (62 mi) above sea level.
Years ago the Internet brought us new experiences,these days it seems like the same old thing. There's a reason for that
Mildred was Heartbroken
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss this vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be.
"On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a bullet wound to her left knee.
On a dry lakebed in Nevada, a group of friends build the first scale model of the solar system with complete planetary orbits: a true illustration of our place in the universe..
Comedy gold by Louis CK on reading the story of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain to his daughter and trying to deal with the N-word.
Bonobos, one of our most closely related primates, are rarely, if ever, found in zoos because they constantly have sex (both oral and genital) with each other regardless of their own age or sex.