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When it starts getting warm in the South mosquitoes aren't the only thing making life miserable, there's another little bug, and though they don't bite, they are everywhere. The gnats are out, y'all.
Have you got too much free time to kill? Have you got more money than you know how to spend? Worry not, this humorous video has a solution for you.
The first President born in the U.S. spoke Dutch as his first language.
The Irish are known for their dedication to finding a bargain, this humorous song chronicles the efforts and pitfalls of flying on a low-cost airline.
Maybe you have heard the phrase "damning with faint praise". This humorous song does just that, as a duo from Flight of the Concordes sings The Most Beautiful Girl.
A big-shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She walked into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.”
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
“No, I’m sorry, the nurse stated, “but for this reading, I can’t use an oral thermometer.”
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After almost an hour, the man’s doctor comes into the room.
“What’s going on here?” asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, “What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?”
After a pause, the doctor replies, “Yes, but never with a daffodil!
How much would you give to make sure an Investment Banker can continue to lobby
The CIA can't get over the effectiveness of Facebook, declares it the most effective operation ever.
Around 42% of Americans play video games regularly.
A surreal tale of breakfast, that lies somewhere between imagination and a dream state.
In a segment about facing the devil over video game addiction south park explains addiction in a way that makes sense than many science based videos..
Started reading my first Braille horror story.
I think that something scary is about to happen.
I can feel it.
It is hard to pay a compliment to a woman about her breasts without getting in trouble. This humorous skit finds a way to get around that.
Dudes get turned on by big girls is the inspiration for this parody.
The Real McCoy is not in fact the real McCoy - the phrase was originally 'the real MacKay', and referred to a Scotch whiskey. It changed to 'McCoy' when it moved to America, possibly as a result of it being applied to the boxer Kid McCoy.
Raccoons come pouring out of the woods
to grab a quick snack
It's just a little toy but it confuses
these big bird
A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.
An engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.
The manager turns to the others and says isn't that just like an engineer - ask for him for the height and he gives you the length
Jim faults SESTA and FOSTA, two bills intended to prevent sex trafficking, with potentially creating an environment harmful to sex workers.
Many of America’s largest corporations shift a surprising portion of their profits overseas to avoid paying taxes. Even more surprisingly, that’s legal.
In Mozambique, overhead power lines have to be at least 12 m (39 ft) high to permit safe passage of giraffes.
Host John Mulaney discusses his time as a Saturday Night Live writer and shares how he's gotten grumpier as he's gotten older.
Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, including an Oklahoma teacher being arrested for having getting it on with a student during a walkout.
About 50% of Asians have trouble metabolizing alcohol due to a missing liver enzyme needed to process it.
Grace Slick sings White Rabbit with Jefferson Airplane at Woodstock (aug. 17 1969). This is some of the best Rock Music there ever, and for many people nothing comes close to the awesome music of the late 60's and early 70's
Hendrix had a feel in his playing... That doesn't mean rythmn, that doesn't mean speed... It means ''Feel'' It means a fullness
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means ...'Unleaded Fuel Only"..
Humorous video of dog finding a rolling stone.
An entertaining video of a small dog playing fetch with the river.
The framers felt that the House of Representatives, as the only body at that time directly elected by the people, should have the initial control of the money flow in government.
Toward the end of a Congressional session you will see the Continuing Resolutions (CR's) flowing like a flood as Congress often cannot get to Appropriations bills especially if they are contentious. Sometimes governmental departments will operate on a CR rather than an Appropriation for a considerable amount of time.