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Humorous Comedy Sketches
Sarcasmaholics Anonymous Sarcasmaholics Anonymous

Scott takes a trip to Sarcasmaholics Anonymous and can't figure out whether they're welcoming him to the group or just being sarcastic.

How Was Burning Man? How Was Burning Man?

A guy who just got back from Burning Man hilariously struggles to explain what the Burning Man experience was like to a lesser mortal who's never been to Burning Man.



Fun Facts

The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.



Entertaining Animal Clips
Pass the Puffer Pass the Puffer

An interesting video showing dolphins seeking out
puffer toxins to enable an altered state.

The Talking Goat The Talking Goat

Two women find a funny talkative goat



Humor from the Forum
Military Humor

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." --U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." --USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." --Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable not to eject directly over the area you just bombed." --U.S. Air Force manual

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo." --Infantry Journal

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." --Infantry Journal

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once." --Anon

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." --Infantry Journal

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." --USAF Ammo Troop



Funny Videos
Free Horrible Makeover Free Makeover

Man gives a free makeover to people on the mall.

The Real Mr Magoo The Real Mr Magoo

Blind man walks over crazy lifting platforms with exactly the right timing - just like Mr Magoo.



Quotable Quote

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny;
when the government fears the people, there is liberty. - Thomas Jefferson


Funny Animal Videos
Dog Guards Bike Dog Guards Bike

The best part of this video is at the end when
you see why the dog is guarding the bicycle.

Mouth Full of Acorns Mouth Full of Acorns

A couple of chipmunks loading up on acorns before winter hits. Amazing to see how many acorns they can stuff in their cheeks.




Humor from the Forum
How Government Works

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

"The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the WhiteHouse official and whispers, "$2,700." The government official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!

How did you come up with such a high figure? "The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.

""Done!" replies the government official.

...and that, is how government works.



Jurassic Park Auditions - SNL Jurassic Park Auditions - SNL

Hugh Grant, Alan Alda Ellen DeGeneres , Wesley Snipes , Roseanne Barr , Adam Sandler (Pete Davidson), Whoopi Goldberg (Leslie Jones), Pee-wee Herman (Mikey Day) and more audition for Jurassic Park in this comedy sketch.

Ask Dr. Oz - SNL Ask Dr. Oz - SNL

Dr. Oz (Bill Hader) describes the ""dead rectum"" of an audience member (Charlie Day) in vivid detail as he cringes in embarrassment.



Fun Facts

Human tongue: Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.



Map Shows Where We'll Live On Mars Map Shows Where We'll Live On Mars

We’re closer to landing on Mars now than ever before. Private companies like SpaceX are achieving new feats in rocket science the likes of which we’ve never seen. But rockets will only take us so far.

Transsiberian Dream Transsiberian Dream

The Trans-Siberian Railway, another dream come true! The world's longest railway line starts from Moscow and runs 9,288 kilometers through seven time zones to Vladivostok. I was able to document this unique 16-day trip aboard the legendary Zarengold train .



Humor from the Forum
The Potty

A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while...

Billy Says: "I’m fine, Mommy.. I just haven’t gone 'doody' yet."

Mother Says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Billy Says: "works for ketchup."



Stand-up Comedy
Carlin George on Children Carlin George on Children

George Carlin goes where few comedians dare to go as he takes on America's overindulgence with our children. As far as he's concerned we spend way too much time promoting exceptionalism and our children.

'Tattoo' - Bill Bailey 'Tattoo' - Bill Bailey

It's not easy to get a tattoo that will look good if you have a hairy body. Maybe Bill Bailey should have gotten a Bigfoot tattoo so he could use his hair as it's fur.



Fun Facts

Iceland is the world's oldest functioning democracy



Sketch Humor - Millennials
This Is a Generic Millennial Ad This Is a Generic Millennial Ad

This Is a Generic Millennial Ad and it shows how easy it is to appeal to anyone born between 1980 and 2000. The good news? Thanks to social media, it's easy to connect with this influential audience.

The Millennial Marriage Proposal The Millennial Marriage Proposal

The man thinks he has picked out the perfect location and has picked out the perfect ring. He even found someone to photograph is that special moment. But she wants to know how will it look when it's posted to social media.



Humor from the Forum
Short Quizz

The most important question from the career placement test given to all applicants for a Military Commission.

It went: "Rearrange the letters: P – N – E – S – I :to spell out an important part of the human body that is most useful when erect."

All those who spelled SPINE became Doctor's, the rest went to Basic Training.



Humorous
Screw All That Screw All That

A humorously frank guided meditation more likely to leave you laughing than serene

Scientifically Accurate Flintstones Scientifically Accurate Flintstones

Taking what we know of primitive man, we can see that the Flintstones would be a far different show if treated with scientific accuracy



Fun Facts

If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.

If you save one penny and double it every successive day, (day two you have 2 pennies and day three you have 4 pennies, and so on), by the end of 30 days you’ll have $5,368,708!



Interesting Videos
Playing In The Mud Playing In The Mud

Just some good old boys playing in the mud with high octane pickups, and big tires.

Navy Attempts Humor Navy Attempts Humor

Navy operates in riverine environments; an essential skill in the Navy Special Operations arsenal that allows them to fight in areas larger vessels cannot go.



Humor from the Forum
Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?

Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?

Someone told her to make up her mind.





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