Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock,
still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
Good judgment comes from experience
... but experience comes from lack of good judgment.

Are you insinuating something about my passes? A tough post-game interview for our quarterback.

How many double entendres can you get past the censors in this humorous reporter vs quarterback dialog.
(I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)

A view into the trippy days of long ago.

You too can be insulted in Shakespearean English
54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.
30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.

The Pope tells little story about his stint as a bouncer before he got into the priesthood.

In this humorous short, when this young lady stops to help a dog she gets taken for a ride.
What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?
Atrophy.

A young ostrich and giraffe enjoy their playtime together and in the process provide entertainment for all

The unusual call of the kookaburra bird. Points to the young lady for getting it to perform on cue

Bill Burr gives a humorous comedy monologue on why guys don't let their sensitive side show around other guys. If guys do something smart or caring, their male friends will question their sexual orientation.
''The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill
''Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.'' - Will Rogers

A cephalopod displays amazing intelligence. An amazing video showing an octopus escaping from a jar.
Although the World Wide Web is often referred to as the Internet, the two are not the same thing. The Internet is a huge network of networks that links computers together all over the world using a range of wires and wireless technologies. The World Wide Web is the collection of linked pages that are accessed using the Internet and a web browser.

A brilliant combination of iconic ; ''The Scream'' by artist Edvard Munch and ''Great Gig In The Sky'' by Pink Floyd
Why can't skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs...
Why can't you tell twin witches apart?
You can't tell which which is which
What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
A Poultrygeist.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have two beers and a mop...
What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let's wrap this case up.
Why was the witch kicked out of witching school?
Because she flunked spelling.

In this humorous short Louis and a friend visiting art gallery, have a good laugh at how ridiculous some of the exhibits are, get embarrassed by some exhibits, and have a really good time.
Cocaine raises dopamine levels by 250%, compared to 100% from sex and 50% from food.