Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Brake Test
German engineers stand in front of a 50 ton tank to show their confidence in the brake system they engineered.
On a Pangolin's Menue
With its giant claws, the pangolin is nature's backhoe. Add in a long, sticky tongue it is the scourge of the insect world.
Toontastic Tongue Twister
A classic cartoon featuring one of the best tongue twister segments of all time.
Two Blonds and a Hammer
Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Carol explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
Donna got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
Mrs. Brown and The Stolen Phone
Mrs. Brown hides a stolen phone in her knickers. When the priests arrive, the phone rings laughter ensues.
Two tablespoons of honey would be enough to fuel a bee's flight around the world.
Downfall of Civilization
In a parody of today's pop stars, ...and nothing has changed, The Onion presents pop sensation, K'ronikka.
Home-school Humor
Lots of people have an opinion on homeschooling from the parents point of view. This humorous skit points out the downsides from the student's point of view.
A very sad passing that Cooks everywhere will Mourn
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play-Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
Cable Humor
Poking humor at the fact that in the US customers have very little choice when it comes to Internet access.
Almost the same...
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"
The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.
The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The man replied, "Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in!"
Hugging Strangers Prank
What happens when people think they're going to be hugged but at the last moment the hugger veers off. A couple of comedians freaking some strangers out with unwanted hugs.
Women Are Absolutely Right
An early Bill Burr comes up with a humorous scheme to get out of the comic business and retire rich as a book author. Based on the feedback loop from daytime talk shows he's going to write a book on relationships titled Women Are Absolutely Right.
Friends are like bras, close to the heart, and there for support!
Black Jeopardy with Drake - SNL
A humorous parody of the game show Jeopardy by Saturday Night Live in which all the contestants and the moderator are black, and the questions on the board are centered around African-American culture. The game is humorously thrown off by the inclusion of a player from Canada.
Storm
In the confines of a London dinner party, comedian Tim Minchin argues with a hippy named Storm.
A Priest and a Rabbi Buy a Car
The Rabbi walks out and sees the Priest sprinkling water over the hood. "What are you doing?" Asked the Rabbi.
"I'm blessing the car," said the Priest.
"Oh, as long as we're doing THAT..."
The Rabbi walked into the garage, comes back with a hacksaw, and cuts 2 inches off of the tailpipe.
Uncanny Vally
In the slums of the future, virtual reality junkies satisfy their violent impulses in online entertainment. An expert player discovers that the line between games and reality is starting to fade away. The frightening potential of our next technological revolution. .
Rolling Stones band member Bill Wyman married a 19 year-old model Mandy Smith in 1988. At the same time Wyman's son was engaged to Mandy Smith's mother. If his son had married Smith's mother, Wyman would have been the step grandfather to his own wife.
Review of Life
Comedian says he still believes in God, but hopes there isn't a play-by-play review of the things he's done and in particular the promises that he's made.
This just in:
Scientists have just discovered oil reserves in Antarctica.
After the announcement, the United States condemned the Penguins' brutal regime and called for UN action to stabilise the region.
The ancient Greek colonial city of Sybaris had their plumbing priorities in the right place. They are said to have had pipelines that brought wine from the countryside vineyards directly into the city and their homes.
A Universe Not Made For Us
Excerpts from Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot the chapter titled A Universe Not Made For Us.
Sinking Ship
This video was taken on the bridge of the ship after it lost power and began sinking. In the background is heard the Mayday calls, as the ship is being tossed about by huge waves.
New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.