Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Out in the North Sea the waves can get large. Large enough to rock a massive oil platform that stands 100 foot above the surface of the ocean and weighs almost 15,000 gross tonnes.
A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. "This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"
POOF! A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it all at once. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where no one but beautiful & lonely women reside."
POOF! Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females fighting over him. He then tells the genie his third and last wish.
"I wish I'd never have to work ever again." POOF! He's back in his government office.
Comedy and magic combined in a hilarious skit about learning the art of magic
“The Present” is a wonderful animation about a boy who finds a companion that shares his struggle to overcome a limitation.
Absolut Vodka used to belong to Sweden's government, until they sold it in 2008 for US$8.3 Billion to Pernod Ricard.
Statistically speaking, there is no greater danger to the health and well being of women than men.
Comedian DC Benny describes the ghettoest mall ever and the gauntlet of garbage that he has to navigate to get to the one store where he wants to buy something.
The English word "girl" was initially used to describe a young person of either sex. It was not until the sixteenth century that the term was used specifically to describe a female child.
When you are the rescue ship there is no waiting until the storm blows over.
One day my wife was out shopping and I was watching our children ages five and two. My son was playing with the dog. My daughter, the two year old, was playing with her Barbie.
She and Barbie were having a little coffee get-together. I thought it was very nice of her to offer me a cup of coffee, and happily accepted even though it was just water.
After several cups and lots of praise for such delicious coffee, my wife came rolling in with the groceries. She watched as my daughter brought in other cup of coffee, started laughing, and asked me how many cups I'd drank.
When I admitted that I was waterlogged from all the coffee, my wife broke into hysterical laughter. Through the tears of laughter rolling down her cheeks she asked me a question that completely ruined that precious moment forever.'
Did it ever occur to you', she said, 'that the only place a baby can reach water is the toilet?'
In some aspects it appears that what happened in the early days of television is happening to youtube and in general the internet now. Skip to the three-minute mark if you want to go to the meat of the discussion.
Ask people what they want in a girlfriend or boyfriend and we'll list features like kindness and compassion. If you could read people's real thoughts it would be a different standard.
From the Ringling College of Art + Design comes a humorous animation about a museum night guard and his efforts to protect classic Italian statues from the over zealous censorship of a nun..
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Going through customs when entering Australia is a lot different than most of the countries in this humorous comedy skit.
A daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand.
He said that I have beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”
Her Dad replied, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe.”
Long ago there were three sisters that were very flexible. Sounds like the beginning of a funny joke but it was real.
In Blue Earth, Minnesota a law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
A humorous clip featuring Songs from the musical Aisha, which is not really a musical but is the name of the woman hosting the show.
A marooned pilot is forced to marry one of three mermaids: Oceana, Aquaticana or Shud (Kate McKinnon) and her best friend Kunk (Scarlett Johansson).
Son: ''Dad, What’s an echo?''
Father: ''An echo, my son, is the only thing that can deprive a woman of the last word.''
Bill Burr humorously points out that self checkouts allow us to work without receiving any pay ...or even a discount
John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.
John said, "I've made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word"
Wow!" said Bob, how did you manage that?
"It's easy, replied John, my last word is always "Yes, Dear".
Our world is like a heaven for us, a lovely and more or less placid place, compared to other possibilities.
Carlin's best routine ''New Age but Old School'' redone, remixed, and set to music.
Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, was named because she was created from a mammary cell, and the scientists couldn't think of a more impressive set of glands than Dolly Parton's.
It's not easy finding humor in life-threatening situations. But humor helps us deal with the fear factor and get on with our everyday lives.
Members of a morning show misrepresent an animal photographer from the local zoo thanks to a major screw-up by the graphics department.
"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious.'' -- Aristotle, 343 B.C.
''Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.''--Seneca
''Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.'' - Napoleon Bonaparte