Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Equestrian owners are known for their sense of humor. A few names they tried to slip past the Thoroughbred Racing Commission.
Regularly faking happiness and/or motivation has proven to increase happiness and/or motivation.
what does kindness get you, is a good and the message from this video is emotional satisfaction.
Just kids talking
Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works all day to give us a nice home and good food.
My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"
The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!"
The first kid asks, "What if they try to escape?"
A gallery of images showing the chambers and crystal clear waters of Orda Cave.
Stress and effect on a vessel in severe weather conditions. Recorded during passage from Suez Canal to Singapore
Just a little function to let off some excess pressure still lots of people find it hilarious.
A Funny Thing Happened in France
As it happens, an Englishman in France was totally drunk. A French policeman stopped the Englishman’s car and asked if he had been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admitted he had been drinking all day. His daughter got married that morning and he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, then had “many” single malt Scotches after that.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeded to administer an alcohol breath test to the Englishman and verified that he was indeed totally sloshed. He asked the Englishman if he knew why, under French law, he was going to be arrested.
The Englishman answered with a bit of humor, saying, “No sir, I do not! But while we’re asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and that my wife is driving… on the other side?”
Funny video of the sheriff's department weapons training.
In this video the beauty of the surface of Jupiter is brought out, and the motion of the atmosphere is far intricate than most imagined..
Women don't understand that getting frustrated is an important part of guys ability to fix stuff.
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. A dog's parents never visit.
4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
7. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
Why do TV shows always have to be about something. Seinfeld, a show about nothing, was entertaining and a great success.
Based on genetic studies only 40% of all men that have ever existed have ever reproduced, while 80% of women have reproduced. This means polygyny and war have basically been constants in human history.
Russell Peters who is Asian of Indian descent humorously points out that there are two types of Asians (actually a lot more).
Things you can say about your.... but not your girlfriend.
The Senior Citizens' Field Trip
A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Windsor to Branson. As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!"
The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back, and sit down.
A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver was beginning to think he had a bus load of old wackos. Who would be molesting those old ladies?
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested. The bus driver decides that he'd had better investigate, and pulls into the first rest area.
When he turns the lights on, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.
"I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab it, it runs away..."
What it was like to travel the streets of San Francisco over a hundred years ago.
This cat has developed an annoying, or cute way of getting people to open the door
In 1938 Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel sold all rights to the comic-strip character Superman to their publishers for $130.
LSD also known as acid is a psychedelic drug known for altering your perception and creating hallucinations. But how does it work and what happens to your brain and body when you drop acid?
In the Atlantic there have been numerous strong storms this year and they have pumped out massive waves. This video shows 45 foot (15 m) waves crashing against the 90 (30 m) foot cliffs in Portugal.
The experienced male says to the other: “ Let’s not be greedy. You start at one end, I’ll start at the other, and we both meet in the middle.”
The other agreed, so they started.
The experienced would always thank his female as he finishes with her, “ Thanks, Suzy… ta, honey…thanks, darling….. Sorry Fred!”
Humorous comedy routine on why we work. What's the point of working so hard?
A series of unusual racing vehicles featuring rock crawlers, jet boats racing through wading depth water, sand and mud dragsters, swamp racers, specially built dirt climbers, and finally schoolbus racing.
The collection of spikes on the end of the tail of dinosaurs like the Stegosaurus is known among scientific circles as the 'Thagomizer' - a term coined not by a palaeontologist, but by cartoonist Gary Larson in a 1982 Far Side drawing, where it was explained (by a caveman) that it was named 'after the late Thag Simmons'.
Reginald Hunter, who appears to be having a bad hair day but as it turns out lost a bet, humorously explains why he has no respect for Batman.
All summer long chasing storms, and some days you get nothing great, some days you get six amazing scenes in a single afternoon. (A powerful rain shaft, An intense hail core dump, Shelf clouds, Dust storms, Lightning, The Milky Way ) .
"Why?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at dinner for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time.
One day I told her, 'Honey, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'
"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 30 minutes to make dinner.
Now I do it in ten..