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Bit of Fun is full of fun stuff, weird photos, jokes and funny videos from 16 years on the net. These are our recently archived pages.

Musical Humor
Pandering Pandering

This humorist says if you are writing music honestly he would never bash that. A humorous parody of the modern version of a country song.

The Fence The Fence

A humorous ditty about the human race being on a mission to divide everything into opposing sides. Everything is either black or white.



Fun Facts

Listening to the chirps of crickets can give you a rough estimate of what the temperature outdoors is on the Fahrenheit temperature scale. Count the amount of chirps you hear in fifteen seconds and add 37



Entertaining Stuff
Waves Over the Cabin Window Waves Over the Cabin Window

Caught in a hurricane anthem of the seas rides it out with huge waves hitting above the cabin windows on the lower deck.

Train Versus Snow Bank Train Versus Snow Bank

Train comes into the station and plows into a snow bank, but you would have thought passengers would've had the good sense to stand back.



Famous Quotes

"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious.'' -- Aristotle, 343 B.C.

''Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.''--Seneca

''Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.'' - Napoleon Bonaparte



Classic Funny Videos
Hi-tech Delicious Hi-tech Delicious

Fruity names for hi-tech devices?

Funny Dickens Cider Commercial Funny Dickens Cider Commercial

I am quite sure that most young men would like a Dickens cider.




Humor from the Forum
Little Johnny and the Waterhole

One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the waterhole to get some water for cooking dinner.

As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.

"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.

"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.

He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.

Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"



Stand-up Comedy
Stewards of the Earth Stewards of the Earth

If Christians were given dominion over the earth would God be pissed off at the way they have managed his creation.

TV Doctors TV Doctors

Not a real doctor just play one on TV, Doug Stanhope humorously excoriates America's abundance of manipulative TV doctors.



Fun Facts

The dwarf planet Pluto is named for the ancient Roman god of the underworld. In Roman mythology, Pluto was the son of Saturn who, with his three brothers, controlled the world: Jupiter controlled the sky, Neptune controlled the sea, and Pluto ruled the underworld.



Sketch Comedy
Worst Trainride Ever Worst Trainride Ever

His daughter is having her first period, and daddy is trying to be helpful, much to his fellow passengers dismay.

The small office The small office

One of the men working in an office complains that one of his female coworkers is getting a little too friendly. They all meet in the supervisors impossibly small office to discuss the issue..



Humor from the Forum
My Wife Threw a Bottle

My wife threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.

It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.



Interesting Science
Males vs. Females Males vs. Females

In the animal kingdom, reproduction often involves more conflict than cooperation. The struggle between males and females leads to a host of weird adaptations, from chastity belts to anti-aphrodisiacs.

Why Do We Have More Boys Than Girls? Why Do We Have More Boys Than Girls?

As it turns out rather than they 50-50 split there are more males born than females. And even more surprising external economic and environmental factors can vary the birth ratio of boys to girls.



Funny News


SNL Comedy
Marry a Mermaid Marry a Mermaid

A marooned pilot is forced to marry one of three mermaids: Oceana, Aquaticana or Shud (Kate McKinnon) and her best friend Kunk (Scarlett Johansson).

Zoo Photographer - SNL Zoo Photographer - SNL

Members of a morning show misrepresent an animal photographer from the local zoo thanks to a major screw-up by the graphics department.



Fun Facts

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!



Stand-up Comedy
Terror Levels Threat Levels

It's not easy finding humor in life-threatening situations. But humor helps us deal with the fear factor and get on with our everyday lives.

Women and the Grapes of Wrath Women and the Grapes of Wrath

Humorous examples of how women and men think differently. Men react and women plot.



Quotable

Two things are infinite: the universe and stupidity of people. And I'm not sure about the first one. - Albert Einstein

I can't believe that the same God who has gifted us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forget how to use them. - Galileo


Inspirational Videos
Teach Your Children Well Teach Your Children Well

Why aren't we taught that to succeed means
being happy at what you do for living.

Heaven and Hell Heaven and Hell

Our world is like a heaven for us, a lovely and more or less placid place, compared to other possibilities.



Fun Facts

Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, was named because she was created from a mammary cell, and the scientists couldn't think of a more impressive set of glands than Dolly Parton's.



Stand-up Comedy Classics
New-Wave and Old-School New-Wave and Old-School

Carlin's best routine ''New Age but Old School'' redone, remixed, and set to music.

JJ At the Apollo JJ At the Apollo

A 12-year-old comedian wows the audience at the Apollo.



Funny Joke from the Forum
The Painting

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.



Looking back and Laughing
Heaven Explained Heaven

The devil, in the guise of a parking meter attendant explains heaven.

Ross Sisters Ross Sisters

Long ago there were three sisters that were very flexible. Sounds like the beginning of a funny joke but it was real.



Strange Laws

In Blue Earth, Minnesota a law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.

A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.