Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
One might expect teachers to know the basics about the subject that they are teaching – not in this humorous skit. And not only that, the subject the teacher is supposed to be knowledgeable about is the alphabet..
Banks need your money so that they can loan out money and earn interest on it which they may or may not pass along to you. But as explained in this humorous sketch sometimes banks lose your money. Then they need more money..
Two Blonds find three hand grenades and decide they should take them to the nearest police station.
One asked, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Said the other: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
The set starts out with the comedian asking for a show of hands from the guys whose woman tells wonderful stories. .
Through the magic of comedy Bo's left brain is separated from his right brain for this humorous sketch. .
"Surprise me" were the last words of the 100 year-old, legendary comedian Bob Hope, responding to his wife's question regarding where he would like to be buried.
A humorous comedy sketch about an overweight woman discovers a flaw in the Lulu lemon yoga pants that lets men see a little bit extra so she decides to step up her game.
A humorous sketch on the obsession people have with luxury brand merchandise. .
Once upon a time in a village overrun with monkeys, a man from Wall Street appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their efforts.
The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.
The man increased his price to $30 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50 a piece! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. "See all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $40 each and when he returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."
The villagers pooled up all their savings, nest eggs, sold all their assets, and bought all the monkeys from the assistant.
That night the assistant left town and they never saw the man nor his assistant again.
When dealing with difficult people you should not try to speak with them on their level, according to this comedian, you should try out weird them.
If anybody knows taco trucks it's probably this comedian. Fluffy humorously goes into why you want women on the truck.
When a hurricane is expected, Wal-Mart's top-selling items are strawberry Pop-Tarts and beer.
Why are most men in America circumcised? It turns out that it has a little bit to do with religion and a lot to do with a fellow named Kellogg..
If you ask most guys they will tell you it's a bit of girl covering the vaginal area, or change the subject real fast. .
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over.
"Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?" she says.
The old man sweetly replies "My dear I'm not smiling at you, I'm smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man"
The girl replies "awwwww you sweet old man" leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.
The old man turns to his friend and says "3 to zip Old Fart, It's your turn".
A student is forced to testify against his teacher in this humorous comedy sketch about forbidden relationships.
Hired to design a super soldier, a scientist (Woody Harrelson) working for the Pentagon actually designs a dancing robot (Cecily Strong) to be his companion.
Prior to its ban, hemp was a staple cash crop of the family farm in early America. The first two drafts of the United States Declaration of Independence were written on paper made from hemp
Megan is totally aware of how basic & white girl her name is, and she’s fine with it.
According to Aparna, models are self-esteem pickpockets. Walk by one, and within seconds, you feel terrible.
A woman searches for something in the living room.
After an hour of searching, she asks her husband; Have you seen my book?
How to live to become 100 years old.
Ah yes. Yesterday, i threw it away.
Your mother started reading it...
TVs most famous chair these days from a humor and comedy standpoint is probably the red chair on the Norton show.
A humorous compilation of clips including David Beckham trolling his son's social media account, Jack Black trying to explain Elton John's lyrics to Elton John, and a lot more.
The first archeological evidence of soup show it was made of hippopotamus.
A single man tries out dating apps as a woman to see if he can learn any messaging tips with some surprising results.
A humorous look forward to a time when Caucasians are in the minority, and cultural diversity means accommodating the ethnic differences of white people.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
George Carlin seems to have been accurate in his last performance when it comes to predicting the future of the American economy.
Louis CK explains why after five years of marriage, divorce is the best time of his life and why being divorce allows them to be the best father possible.
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart.