Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
From best of the best comedy stand-up special.
The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night. 'Well, we're a mite crowded, since there's already someone in the spare room,' replied the farmer.
'But I guess you can stay if you don't mind sharing the bed with a red haired schoolteacher.'
'Look,' said the tourist, 'I want you to know I'm a gentleman.'
'Well,' mused the farmer, 'as far as I can tell, so is the red haired schoolteacher.'
A man tries to impress his girlfriend's parents and commits a bit of a faux pas.
There are around 170 million insects for every person alive today.
A humorous ditty about the ability to make makeshift machines and the failure of said machines.
Stand-up comedy on the differences between men and women.
A waitress appears to use her personal stash of milk when the coffee creamer's run out.
As he watched TV a man kept switching between a football game and a movie with a couple making passionate love.
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.
"Watch them," his wife replied dryly. "You already know how to play football!"
A humorous handyman project! Red Green shows how easy it is to turn a Cadillac into a backhoe
96% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
Flying over the waves on foils at 40 kn is what it takes to win the America's Cup.
4000 year old Funk Band, Here Come The Mummies.
A modern man tries to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend, but the other woman in his life, his smart phone, keeps interrupting.
Notoriously non-conformist Kramer tries to show support for a cause in his own way, but those with a herd mentality try to force him to conform.
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat to match their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. (Try to get a mental picture of this..)
Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them...... I just never one mounted and framed."
We were born through ingenuity and violence... but we got scared.
When dealing with difficult people you should not try to speak with them on their level, according to this comedian, you should try out weird them.
Once upon a time in a village overrun with monkeys, a man from Wall Street appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their efforts.
The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.
The man increased his price to $30 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50 a piece! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. "See all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $40 each and when he returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."
The villagers pooled up all their savings, nest eggs, sold all their assets, and bought all the monkeys from the assistant.
That night the assistant left town and they never saw the man nor his assistant again.
The film is made up of a mix of the monsoon and supercell plains chasing. His works are often in color, but he feels that black and white captures the true "texture" and "emotion" of storms.
The set starts out with the comedian asking for a show of hands from the guys whose woman tells wonderful stories. .
If Manhattan had the same population density as Alaska, only 28 people would live on the island.
Stories such as a pig named Cris P Bacon, a furry convention gone wrong, and an ugliest dog contest, were too much for these news anchors to handle.
A humorous look forward to a time when Caucasians are in the minority, and cultural diversity means accommodating the ethnic differences of white people.
After observing Earth two aliens are having a conversation.
The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have their weapons aimed at themselves."
This comedian humorously compares relationships to being employed and is trying to decide whether he wants to be single or in a relationship.
Young lady tries to drink a glass of wine while simultaneously working the hula hoop.
Sir Isaac Newton is widely credited as being a pioneer (if not necessarily the original inventor) of the cat flap, having cut a hole in his study door so that his cat would stop disturbing him while he was working.
Sierra Katow will go out of her way to prove how Asian she is. Humorous dialog about mixed Asian culture trying to adapt to American culture.
Recently comedian Bill Burr's girlfriend accused him of being homophobic because of a reaction to an event that caught him off guard.
A humorous look at some of the things white people say when trying to bond with people of color. A comedy skit featuring racism insurance
Dogs can see in multi colors. It is not true that dogs only can see in Black and white colors. Dogs can see most colors but the intensity of the colors are not so vivid. Dogs can see yellow and blue colors but struggle with green and red colors. On the other hand their vision in night is much better than Humans.