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The Anatomical Bust
Every artist has to tackle breasts at some point in their career. A short film about a kid who’s struggling to draw the perfect anatomically correct bust. With the Internet there’s plenty of reference material!.
Male Chauvinist!"
Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. After all, housework was woman's work!
But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished; some thing's up.
It turned out that Charley read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.
The night went well and the next day she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Charley even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening."
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that was perfect too. :) Charley was too tired!
Comedy and Juggling
Juggler attempts to juggle a bowling ball, an apple, and an egg, with hilarious results. There are a lot of humorous acts out there, but this one stands out for its interaction with the audience.
From Dr. No to Quantum of Solace, James Bond has killed 352 people and slept with 52 women.
A Humorous Song for Atheists
Most of the religions of the world have lots of beautiful music. But atheists have no songs.
class="style2">A little Insurance
A son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer.
The father lets son know that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.
When the friends leave the son asks, ''Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?''
The father replies, ''I don't want them hitting on your mother after I'm gone!
Bawdy Hospital
A hospital where euphemisms and double entendres ease the stress of caring for patients. But one Dr. just can't quite get the hang of the slang.
Light doesn’t always travel at ‘the speed of light’. It only goes at that speed (299,792,458 meters per second) when travelling through a vacuum; when it passes through matter, it slows down. The slowest light has ever been recorded moving at is a 38mph, while passing through an ultra cold gas of sodium atoms.
Food Chain
Being human is a pretty good deal, especially when you consider the alternative; anything else and you are in the food chain.
A Small Town in Tennessee
People living in a large city have no idea what life is like in small town rural America according to this comedian.
On the Bathroom Scale
A man is weighing himself in the bathroom, sucking in his stomach ,when his wife comes in and says sarcastically, "That's not going to help."
The guy says, "You are wrong, it's the only way I can see the numbers."
Do Not Look into the Eyes
This reactive Sculpture made by Erik Pirolt senses when people stop for a closer look and gives them a scare.
The world's first speeding ticket was issued to a motorist in 1896. The limit at the time was 2mph and he was going at 8mph.
Ocean 2.0
Humorous tongue-in-cheek parody of a public service ad for a fictitious company United petroleum extolling the adaptability of the oceans to petroleum products.
Savor the Moment
Dogs and cats possess the secret to enjoying life. They're able to savour every single moment of the day
Have you noticed...
1. Have you noticed since everyone has a smart-phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.
2. Have you noticed that men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes. Woman say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
3. Have you noticed that even though politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession, it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Anjelah Johnson - Not A Lesbian
It would seem that there is a certain look or that makes women think other women are lesbian which for some reason includes ponytails, short fingernails, and Subarus. This comedian has that look and humorously recounts the surprise among her friends when she got married.
Eye of the Storm
Eye of the Storm is a winter saga in Iceland. Storms are agents of change. While often destructive and unpredictable, they also demonstrate the unyielding power of nature.
China has the largest number of active cell phones of any country in the world.
Everyone Complains about Politicians
Love him or hate him, George Carlin's comedy routines contained a truism, exaggerated for comedy effect, but a bit of truth nonetheless.
Asian Stereotypes
Comedian Amy Anderson being of Asian descent but raised in the US has some humorous stories about what people expect of Asians.
Helpful Daughter
Little Susie, a six year old , complained:"Mother, I've got a stomach ache."
"That's because our stomach is empty", the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it."
That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day.
Susie perked up: " That's because it's empty", she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
Al's Best Insults
Remembering a sitcom called Married... With Children with a few of Al Bundy's best insults
A cat’s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It’s worse because they don’t see color as well as humans
Balancing Goats
Originally set out as a shelter, these goats decide to use this piece of tin to practice their balancing skills.
Thai Pile-driver
Thai construction workers know how to drive a piling into the ground with a bit of rhythm.
One True Religion
Steve Colbert and Steve Carell humorously debate the merits of Islam versus Christianity. After failing to come to an agreement on which religion is the one true religion, they end up with a pray-off in an effort to smite their opponents. .
A rope walked into a Bar.
The bartender said, "We don't serve your kind here! No ropes allowed!"
The rope left, tied his top end, fluffed out the fringe and reentered the bar.
The bartender said, "Hey! Aren't you that rope I just threw out?"
"No," the rope said. "I'm a frayed knot."