Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Teachers Union AnticsThe Teachers union is trying to figure out what to do to the brats they are forced to baby sit.
Artificial HusbandLadies, tired of driving by yourself, don't want to feel the need to ask for directions. Try the artificial husband GPS
"What's he look like?" asks one shoddy looking cowboy.
"Well," the sheriff answers, "he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."
"So what's he wanted for?" asks the same cowboy.
"Rustlin'," replies the sheriff.
First Time in WaterThe first time this horse has seen a large body of water. Lots of laughter and splashing make this an enjoyable watch.
Wife fishing Husband takes his wife fishing to see if it's something she might enjoy. She sure is excited about catching a fish.
This is generally perceived as a humorous reference to some unfortunate brass monkey who loses his testicles if the weather is too cold. However, the phrase has a different origin. A brass monkey was a triangle of brass attached to the ship’s deck. Cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid on the brass monkey to stop them from rolling loose. Brass, like all metals, contracts as it gets colder. When the temperature was sufficiently cold for the brass to contract enough, the cannonballs would escape from their confinement.
So the expression has nothing to do with monkeys, just basic science!
Key & Peele - Dungeons & Dragons & BitchesWhen a dungeon master Keegan invites his cousin Tyrell to partake in a game of Dungeons & Dragons, he has no idea how his two friends will react to the unpredictable influence.
Amy Sedaris – How to Sharpen a Knife Amy invites Tony the knife man into her kitchen where he shares his knowledge of knives, which comes tinged with macabre references to uses for sharp knives.
My wife wrote an email saying she was concerned that we have communication issues.
I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify.
She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we're not as connected as she'd like.
I tweeted her that I love her more than anything.
She texted me that she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work.
So I leaned over and kissed her good night."
Right of WayNavy types can be notoriously stubborn lot, but they're not going to run her aground to prove a point.
Paper Has Its UsesIt seems that computers and digital pads have replaced paper for a lot of stuff. But not this!
Recycling one aluminum can saves enough energy to run a TV for three hours!
The energy saved from recycling one glass bottle will light a 100 watt bulb for 4 hours.
Plastic bottles take 700 years before they begin to decompose in a landfill.
Kangaroo Street FightOn the streets of suburban Australia two kangaroos have a go at each other. Maybe it is more vicious than it looks, but it almost appears as though they're playing.
Cute Kolas FightingYou would be forgiven for thinking this was more of an argument than a fight, but apparently this is how Koala Bears settle their differences.
A pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven!" they all piped up.
"And what do you have to do to get there?"
They said, "Be dead!"
George Carlin On Ethnic PrideComedian makes the case that pride should be reserved for accomplishments, instead of an accident of birth.
Veterinarian Visit SketchHugh Laurie runs into an annoying, rhyming Stephen Fry on a visit to the Veterinarian in this hilarious sketch.
Scientific research has shown that when bees are given cocaine, they start dancing more energetically than before, become prone to exaggerating when communicating with other bees, and often just lie to their hive-mates when telling them about food sources (using the bee communication method of 'waggle-dancing').
A Sensible Horror MovieImagine a realm where the most horrifying terrors of the underworld emerge to wreak bloody vengeance upon ... hmm? Let's get out of here.
Frame of MindUsing photos taken in different locations in Hawaii and some serious editing skills, and awesome video is created.
I bought a snail to enter in the snail races
I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster.
If anything it just made it more sluggish
Protect Yourself with CensorshipDangerous realities and truths attack our everyday lives. Fear Not - censorship is here to protect us. This short, humorously informative piece, explains in detail how censorship can save you from having to think on your own.
Scammer vs ThiefA humorous prank in which the call recipient is in the process of stealing the computer in which the scammer is interested.
Roses are a traditional symbol of love and, depending on their color, can suggest different nuances of love. For example, red roses indicate passion and true love.
Light pink suggests desire, passion, and energy; dark pink suggests gratitude, while Yellow roses can mean friendship or jealousy.
Lavender or thorn-less rose can mean love at first sight. White roses mean virtue or devotion.
Party PuppetGoing out to the club, meeting hot women and partying all night long. This Muppet can hang with the best of them.
Every Economy ReportA humorous parody of every TV news report on the economy in one, courtesy of generic reporter Emily Surname
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus
Haven't You Done WellFrom Aunty Donna, the guys get humorously carried away showing off how well they have done for themselves.
If Insurance Companies Were HonestThe insurance spokesman explaining how insurance really works is a little weird, but he's just being honest. The company doesn't exist - but the level of service the company provides is all too real..
$30 of raw popcorn can generate $3,000 worth of sales at movie theaters.
If Politicians Were Honest A humorous skit imagining if politicians had to tell the truth during elections... and limit comments to stuff that was guaranteed to appeal to the majority of the voters.
If First Dates Were Honest We are always out to impress when meeting someone of the opposite sex. A humorous sketch, parody, or whatever you want to call it, of two people meeting for the first time .