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In this humorous sketch a young woman agrees to meet her friend at a bar for drinks, but gets there a little early and has to deal with a cast of losers.
The system of democracy was introduced 2 500 years ago in Athens, Greece.
Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she was by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, ‘You know what? ‘You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what Martha?’
‘What dear?’ she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
‘I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck…
After coming under heavy criticism due to pedestrian casualties, the automobile industry sought to ban pedestrians from the road. The term Jay was used to describe a rube..
Sitting around with your friends killing a couple of six packs trying to think of ways to open your next drink.
Celebrity contestants play Family Feud for the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons and while both teams come up with some humorous answers but none of them are correct.
Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail,
...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years in office.
One of the things that made this comedian feel old was McDonald's including salads and wraps on their menu.
Marijuana came into popularity as a name for cannabis in the U.S. during the late 1800s.
Why do we explore? Simply put, it is part of who we are. Reaching for things beyond our grasp, lays the foundation for our greatest journey.
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!
Limbo queen attempts to limbo under a car at a dealership holding two trays of drinks. Will she make it?
A humorous comedy monologue by Bill Burr transitioning from fear of flying to sissy men shouldn't get to reproduce.
Passionate kissing burns 6.6 calories a minute. A Hershey’s kiss contains 26 calories, which takes about four minutes of kissing–to burn off.
After 20 years of marriage the honeymoon is definitely over. A humorous comedy routine in which Vick explains what it is to be Italian and to be Italian and married. When you're young the birds are singing, the sun is shining. When your old...
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."
A group of military officers nurture their insanity.
1 IN 8 American workers has been employed by McDonald's.
Up above the winds are blowing and waves are crashing into the boat. Down below they are trying to find their sea legs.
A policeman pulled me over as I drove through the red-light district.
He said, "Looking for a good time were we, sir?"
I said, "Why, how much do you charge?"
Too many people in the world according to this comedian. Trailer parks and counsel flats are filling up with miracle babies.
Laughing 100 times is equivalent to 15 minutes of exercise on a stationary bicycle.
A music video from Monty Python, ''The Silly Walks Song'' Work all day until you're dead ''
I shook hands with my Congressman yesterday.
I didn't mean to, I was just reaching for my wallet.
There are some animals that have the ability to live for ever, or at least until something comes along and kills them. While all these animals are lower down the food chain they are being studied with great interest by scientists.
Large, commercial breweries use inexpensive grains like rice to convert sugar to alcohol. Craft brewers rarely do.
Rough seas and huge ocean swells ahead as the ship plows through the storm.
A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside.
There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with two doors reading, "Over 35" and "Under 35." He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said, "Over 35."
He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches."
Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found himself in another empty hall, with two more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Over 4 times a night."
Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night" and found himself back out on the street.
The moral of this story is: "Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed."