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Wanderers - UpdatedWanderers is a vision of humanity's expansion into the Solar System, based on scientific ideas and concepts of what our future in space might look like.
Memory the last Ourselves Memories are the last private and intimate pieces of ourselves that haven't been uploaded.
The ancient Greek colonial city of Sybaris had their plumbing priorities in the right place. They are said to have had pipelines that brought wine from the countryside vineyards directly into the city and their homes.
Colbert Parodies MaddowI hold in my hand something very significant. It is a joke, something we can confirm has been heard by Donald Trump. And so begins this comedy sketch as Stephen Colbert does a parody of Rachel Maddow.
The CIA leaksTo say that the CIA had a difficult week would be an understatement. Wiki leaks published documents that reveal how the CIA hacks TVs and phones as well as other network devices.
John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.
John said, "I've made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word"
Wow!" said Bob, how did you manage that?
"It's easy, replied John, my last word is always "Yes, Dear".
Trucking Down the RiverIn Russia trucks are built with the ability to ford deep streams, but this is taking things to an extreme.
There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 – ten quintillion – insects alive on earth at any one moment. In total, they'd weigh about 300 times as much as all the humans put together.
Ahmed Bharoocha - Pakistani UncleComedian Ahmed Bharoocha tells a humorous story about his Pakistani Uncle, who like most people, doesn't like hearing bad things about his country.
Joey Medina - Dating A Hood RatComedian Joey Medina goes out on a date with a hood rat and decides to take her to a nice restaurant. He almost immediately regrets that decision.
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
Why Jellyfish Float Like a Butterfly - And Sting Like a BeeJellyfish don’t have a heart, or blood, or even a brain. They’ve survived five mass extinctions. And you can find them in every ocean, from pole to pole. What’s their secret? Keeping it simple, but with a few dangerous tricks..
Masters of Underwater CamouflageOctopuses and cuttlefish are masters of underwater camouflage, blending in seamlessly against a rock or coral. But squid have to hide in the open ocean, mimicking the subtle interplay of light, water, and waves..
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia
She whispered "They're behind you."
Blind Date and the Chicken LadyChicken Lady entertains her blind date in her apartment. Though repulsed by her appearance and mannerisms, curiosity gets the better of him - for a while.
What Was That All AboutYou would be forgiven for thinking that the lady was trying to get the man's attention.
Your brain uses between 20 - 25% of the oxygen your breathe.
Auto Check-OutBill Burr humorously points out that self checkouts allow us to work without receiving any pay ...or even a discount
1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A backward poet writes inverse.
11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
Nail-Gun TrickThis Nail_Gun Trick is an illusion. If you've spent any time in construction, you can probably figure out how it was done.
If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate.
That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
Forever Young at Burning ManExperience Burning Man through the eyes of 86-year-old retired firefighter.
First-cousin marriages are legal in Utah, so long as both parties are 65 or older!
D*ck MaintenanceLarge or small this product solves man's greatest issue below the belt - belt sander that is.
Stuff Southern Women SaySouthern women say the darndest things. Downright funny southern colloquialisms
This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Class.
When she came to the part where the first pig was gathering building materials for his home.
She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of That straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?"
One little boy said very matter-of-factly, "Holy Cow! A talking pig!!