Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Sir David Attenborough, narrates an organized brawl between European football thugs.
David Attenborough does a live voice over.
A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute..' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'
She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'
The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
According to this comedian Nordic people when they get together are all friendly on the surface but secretly they are judging each other.
If you've ever had that feeling of accomplishment over finally remembering your password this comedy monologue is for you.
Outer space begins at 100 kilometers (62 mi) above sea level.
If you could drive straight up you would be there in an hour.
A humorous sketch about taking what nature has done and fixing it by genetically enhancing pork. .
Connecting IRS Scammers In The Same Call Center To Each Other! - The Hoax Hotel
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"As a matter if fact, yes," she replied. "I've been divorced three times
A humorous look at the different kind of webs spun by spiders on pharmaceuticals.
In this humorous comedy skit full of double entendres, the guys sit around and compare their decks
If Manhattan had the same population density as Alaska, only 28 people would live on the island.
This is one wild aerobic session and it's captured on camera.
A funny prank in which no one gets hurt but a little embarrassed. A hilariously funny video.
White people consume 60-80% of all rap music in the U.S.
Stories such as a pig named Cris P Bacon, a furry convention gone wrong, and an ugliest dog contest, were too much for these news anchors to handle.
Maybe the pooch was just giving them his opinion.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.
We have way too many artisan coffee shops, according to this comedian. And supporting local artists doesn't mean anything if the art is crappy..
Wang is aware the name is a euphemism for a body part andhe's proud to be a Londoner even though people don't differentiate Asians.
Sir Isaac Newton is widely credited as being a pioneer (if not necessarily the original inventor) of the cat flap, having cut a hole in his study door so that his cat would stop disturbing him while he was working.
Sierra Katow will go out of her way to prove how Asian she is. Humorous dialog about mixed Asian culture trying to adapt to American culture.
Max Amini knows a typical Persian girl when he meets one. And it's not just the nose job that gives it away..
Mrs. Smith needed to have her piano tuned so she asked a friend for a recommendation. She then made an appointment with the piano tuner, Mr. Opperknockity.
He arrived two days later, tuned the piano satisfactorily, and left.
Shortly after that, Mrs. Smith noticed that the piano was terribly out of tune again. She called the tuner to complain about it and to ask for a return visit to solve the problem.
However, the tuner replied, "I'm sorry ma'am, but Opperknockity only tunes once!"
When you don't know the language a phrasebook can be helpful, but not so much in this funny skit.
Stephen Fry is the helpful barman cheering up a customer. Hugh Laurie is plied with snacks and double entendres.
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” (Aristotle)
“Love, A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” (Ambrose Bierce)
Humorous commentary as a couple of announcers watch in amazement as a group of girls are fixated on their smart phones instead of watching the game..
It's moving day and what better way to start out the day than wee nip to improve the spirits. Then again it looks like these fellows, struggling to get this couch up the road, may have had more than one wee nip.
Ladies before you call a guy ugly ...remember he doesn't wear make up
John Oliver helps you revise the New Year’s resolutions you’ve already failed to keep. If you haven't given up on them already.
We’ve noticed that the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue still exists but can’t quite figure out why. ...Or at least John Oliver doesn't understand why.