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Funny Videos

Stay Tuned for a Breaking Non-news Story

Everyday news reporters around the world
come up with bs to feed the void
Stay Tuned for a Breaking Non-news Story

Harry Markopolos - Protecting the Ponzi Scheme

Harry Markopolos gets wound up over the SEC's protection of Madoff.
Harry Markopolos - Protecting the Ponzi Scheme


Funny Joke from Dennis

Little Fire Fighter


A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet and the wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. "Thanks," the girl replied.

The fire fighter looked a little closer. The fireman noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."


Fun Facts
The first on-screen kiss was shot in 1896 by the Edison Company. Titled The May Irwin-John C. Rice Kiss, the film was 30 seconds long and consisted entirely of a man and a woman kissing close up.

The first on-screen kiss between people of the same sex was in Cecil  DeMille’s 1922 Manslaughter.

Under the Hays Code (1930-1968), people kissing in American films could no longer be horizontal; at least one had to be sitting or standing.


Funny Videos

Hungry Beast

A company whose motto is "Don't be evil...".
Hungry Beast

Zach Galifianakis - Eccentric Standup

Much better than a prepared monologue
- awesome!.
Zach Galifianakis's Eccentric Standup


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 9, 2010



Funny Videos

The Roulette Wheel of Life

Nexted - When a random stranger, clicks the next button
immediately after seeing what you look like.
The Roulette Wheel of Life

Procrastination

Have been meaning to load this video for a while.
But somehow never got around to it.
Procrastination

Vanishing Point

A short music video called vanishing point.
Vanishing Point


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 7, 2010



Funny Joke from Mugley

My Dad needs Help


A small boy ran down the street in search of a cop. Eventually finding one, he begged, "Please come back to the bar with me. My daddy is in a fight!"

The officer accompanied him back to the bar where he found three men involved in a violent fist-fight.

"OK, son," said the cop, "which one is your daddy?"

"I don't know," said the boy.

"That's what they're fighting about!"


Funny Videos

An Advertiser's World

What your world may look like in the future,
if advertisers have a say about it.
An Advertiser's World

Butt Drugs

Just a funny local advertisement for a
small-town pharmacy with a funny name.
Butt Drugs

Masters of the Gaming Universe

They live at home, practice, practice, practice,
and help with recycling.
Masters of the Gaming Universe


Fun Facts
After alcohol, marijuana is the most popular recreational drug used worldwide.

One report states that it would take 800 joints to kill a person, and the cause of death would be carbon monoxide poisoning.

Just under 40% of high school students in the U.S. report using marijuana at least once in their life


Creative Videos

Sign Language

Even in the City you can find love, life, and happiness.
Sign Language


Funny Joke from Dennis

The Potty


A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while...

Billy Says: "I’m fine, Mommy.. I just haven’t gone 'doody' yet."

Mother Says: "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

Billy Says: "works for ketchup.""


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 6, 2010



Creative Videos

Sign Language

Even in the City you can find love, life, and happiness.
Sign Language

Internet by the Numbers

From where did these people come.
Internet by the Numbers


Funny Videos

The Daily Show investigates Chatroulet

Jon Stewart investigates Chatroulet and finds
some strange characters.
The Daily Show investigates Chatroulet


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 5, 2010



Funny Videos

A special Doggie Treat

A video of dogs catching treats filmed in slow-motion.
A special Doggie Treat

Cute Cat Video

Go now, your cat is calling you to do its bidding.
Cute Cat Video


Funny Joke from Dennis

A lonely frog


A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great!     "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."


Sites Worth Visiting

All that glitters...

A Photo Essay of that much sought after commodity
All that glitters...


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 4, 2010



Funny Videos

Assertiveness Medication

It is time to grow a set.
Assertiveness Medication


Funny Joke from Mugley

A blonde behind the wheel.


A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell of liquor on her breath.

He said, “I’m going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol.”
She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car.

After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, “It looks like you’ve had a couple of stiff ones.”

She turned red, and replied, “You mean it shows that, too?”


Interesting Videos

This Too Shall Pass

The video for This Too Shall Pass from the album
Of the Blue Color of the Sky
This Too Shall Pass

Garbage dump of the Pacific

NOAA and several partners in Hawaii plan to remove plastics,
derelict fishing gear, and other human sources of marine debris.
Garbage dump of the Pacific

FTC Fights Back with a Spoof

What do you do when one of America's biggest companies
continually flouts the law?.
FTC Fights Back with a Spoof


Sites Worth Visiting

Why DRM Doesn’t Work

With all you have to do to get DRM to work,
it is no wonder people go around
Why DRM Doesn’t Work


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 3, 2010



Funny Videos

Alice in Wonderland remixed

A creative remix of Alice in Wonderland by pogo.
Alice in Wonderland remixed

Laughter is the Best Medicine

A funny song dedicated to colorectal surgeons
called 'Where the sun don't shine'.
laughter is the best medicine


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 2, 2010



Sites Worth Visiting

Fatal Attraction

They lure them into death traps, then gorge on their flesh.
Is that any way for a plant to behave?
Fatal Attraction


Funny Videos

Train and Flooded Intersection

Everyone gets wet when this train barrels through a flooded intersection.
Train and Flooded Intersection

Time to invest in a Razor

Friends going for a swim find themselves in a hairy situation.
Time to invest in a Razor


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for March 1, 2010



Funny Joke

Weaker sex


Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.

Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel and I gave him his choice of weapons."

Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair.

I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!


Funny Video

Barbershop Quartet Pick-up

Another interesting cartoon from cyanide and happiness.
Barbershop Quartet Pick-up
Sites Worth Visiting

8 eye-catching shipping container homes

Not too long ago, the notion of living in an 8 by 20 foot box
was enough to stop a potential homebuyer in his tracks.
8 eye-catching shipping container homes


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 27, 2010



Funny Videos

The Healthcare Debacle

The clear winner in the healthcare debacle
is funding for politicians.
The Healthcare Debacle

Buzz Kill

Because we said so!
Buzz Kill


Funny Joke from Johno

Psychology


A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband turned to his wife and said, "That is a bunch of crap. There is nouthing you could say that will make me happy and sad at the same time.

She smiled and said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."


Funny Videos

Crush On You

Hope that she does not get a crush on you
- it could be dangerous.
Crush On You

Nail-gun Art

Would you believe Rembrandt with a nail gun.
Nailgun Art


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 26, 2010



Fun Facts
Six billion steps of DNA are contained in a single cell. This DNA can be stretched six feet, but it is coiled up in the cell's nucleus, which measures only 1/2500 of an inch in diameter.


Funny Videos

Taste the Ocean

Office workers play a little prank
called taste the Ocean.
Taste the Ocean

Aliens and Scotsman

For years the world has suspected
that Scotsman were really aliens.
Aliens and Scotsman


Funny, Strange, and Useless News for February 25, 2010



Cool Video

Fighter Pilot Video

An excellent video shot from a fighter jet.
Fighter Pilot Video


Funny Joke from tsr

Dead Penguins


Scientists have long been curious about why no dead penguin bodies are found on the ice pack. What happens to their bodies when they die?

The mystery has now been solved.
It turns out that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird and lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family, generally mates for life, and usually maintains contact with its offspring throughout its life.

When a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, members of the family and social circle dig a hole in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow"
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then they kick him in the ice hole.


Late-Night Talkshow Wars Continue

Somebody redubbed Jay Leno's promo tape with I'm a creep.
Late-Night Talkshow Wars Continue


Fun Facts
General John Sedgwick is widely credited as having the finest last words in military history. At the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House during the American Civil War, Sedgwick was upbraiding his Union troops for being scared in the face of Confederate fire. 'I am ashamed of you, dodging that way,' he said, adding: 'They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.' At which point, a Confederate sharpshooter shot him in the head from a thousand yards away.


Funny Video

Sexy Cyborg

I want a babe from another dimension,
not like the ones at the comic conventions.
Sexy Cyborg




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