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Musical Humor
Pandering Pandering

This humorist says if you are writing music honestly he would never bash that. A humorous parody of the modern version of a country song.


Had a Bad Day
Big Splash Big Splash

Might want to back up a bit just in case that big tank going through the mud hole splashes


Humor from the Forum
My Wife Threw a Bottle

My wife threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.

It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.


Interesting Science
Males vs. Females Males vs. Females

In the animal kingdom, reproduction often involves more conflict than cooperation. The struggle between males and females leads to a host of weird adaptations, from chastity belts to anti-aphrodisiacs.


Stand-up Comedy
TV Doctors TV Doctors

Not a real doctor just play one on TV, Doug Stanhope humorously excoriates America's abundance of manipulative TV doctors.


Fun Facts

The dwarf planet Pluto is named for the ancient Roman god of the underworld. In Roman mythology, Pluto was the son of Saturn who, with his three brothers, controlled the world: Jupiter controlled the sky, Neptune controlled the sea, and Pluto ruled the underworld.


Sketch Comedy
Worst Trainride Ever Worst Trainride Ever

His daughter is having her first period, and daddy is trying to be helpful, much to his fellow passengers dismay.


Comedy
Honest University Commercial Honest University Commercial

Parody of all those University commercials that try and get you to come to their school.


Humor from the Forum
Old Goats

A group of Americans were travelling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

'These,' she explained, 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'

She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'

A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!


Comedy
Alien Imposters Alien Impostors

Aliens have invaded the Earth and disguised themselves to look like humans in this comedy skit. The question is how do you tell the aliens from real people. Our heroes have found a unique solution.


Fun Facts

The top six foods that make your fart are beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage and milk!


Stand-up Comedy
Older People Are Smarter Older People Are Smarter

Humorous logic from explaining why older people are smarter. What can we say; Life experiences count for a lot in this stand up comedy monologue..


Smart Phone Humor
Instagram Husband Instagram Husband

"Behind every cute girl on Instagram is a guy like me, and a brick wall." There are many Instagram Husbands out there, and we want you to know that you are not alone.


Funny Joke from the Forum
Password Lock

Got a password lock app that takes a picture whenever someone attempts to unlock my phone with the wrong password.

I have a ton pictures of drunk me.


Interesting Stuff
Pressure Washer Lift-off Pressure Washer Lift-off

Is it possible to lift yourself off the ground using to power-washer wands. Apparently so, but things didn't go quite as planned and that's why this humorous video is here for you to see.


Humour from the Forum
I Met a Girl

I once went out with a girl who had fiery red hair and a pale, thin body.

I met her on Match.com


Improvisational Comedy
Scenes from a Hat Superman's Secret Thoughts Scenes from a Hat Superman's Secret Thoughts

Humorous improvisational sketches including things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend and Drew's book on dieting.


Stand-up Comedy
Angry Drivers Introspective Angry Drivers Introspective

Why do we change personalities when we get behind the wheel. Louis CK stand-up comedy routine.


Quotable Quotes

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher

"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done" - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing." - Laura Ingalls Wilder


Sketch Comedy
Near-Death Experience - SNL Near-Death Experience - SNL

When three friends (Brie Larson, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon) get into a car accident, one of them has a uniquely different near-death experience. In this humorous sketch two of the women recount feelings of warmth and love while the other woman recounts cold snouts.


Humor from the Forum
Husbands are Blue-tooth.

Always connected to Wife when she is around.

But when Wife is out of range, they automatically start searching for new devices.


Wild West Water Balloons Wild West Water Balloons

Never bring a water balloon to a gunfight - or was that a knife to a gunfight. Anyway in this comedy skit a traveling salesman sets up a water balloon stand in the wild wild West.


Fun Fact

According to astronauts, space smells like seared steak, hot metal and welding fumes.


Stand-up Comedy
Girlfriend with a Big Butt Girlfriend with a Big Butt

Reginald D trying to avoid explaining to his girlfriend, why she is having trouble fitting in airplane seats.


Humor from the Forum
How many politicians?

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done, while the other screws it into a water faucet.


Eight million Gallons of Water Eight million Gallons of Water

Beautiful video shot at the world’s largest aquarium.


Humor from the Forum
Dilbert-isms

Finalists from a "Dilbert Quotes" contest, with quotes from real-life Dilbert-type managers:

1. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (Microsoft Corp. in Redmond, WA.)

2. "What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping)

3. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company )

4. "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

5. "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

6. "My Boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected." (CIO of Dell Computers)

7. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

8. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

9. "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)

10. We recently received a memo from senior management saying: "This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the memo mentioned above." (Microsoft, Legal Affairs Division)

11. One day my Boss asked me to submit a status report to him concerning a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said, "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!" (New business manager, Hallmark Greeting Cards)

12. And the winner!! As director of communications, I was asked to prepare a memo reviewing our company's training programs and materials. In the body of the memo in one of the sentences I mentioned the "pedagogical approach" used by one of the training manuals. The day after I routed the memo to the executive committee, I was called into the HR director's office, and told that the executive vice president wanted me out of the building by lunch. When I asked why, I was told that she wouldn't stand for perverts (pedophiles?) working in her company. Finally, he showed me her copy of the memo, with her demand that I be fired and the word "pedagogical" circled in red. The HR manager was fairly reasonable, and once he looked the word up in his dictionary and made a copy of the definition to send back to her, he told me not to worry. He would take care of it. Two days later, a memo to the entire staff came out directing us that no words which could not be found in the local Sunday newspaper could be used in company memos. A month later, I resigned. In accordance with company policy, I created my resignation memo by pasting words together from the Sunday paper. (Taco Bell Corporation)


Comedy Sketches
Meet Your Second Wife Meet Your Second Wife

In this comedy sketch, hosts Helen Walsh (Amy Poehler) and Tina Fey introduce three contestants to their future second wives. Something the contestants humorously struggle to explain to their wives.


Fun Facts

In 1972, a pocket of uranium in Africa was found to have undergone self-sustaining nuclear fission for hundreds of thousands of years, making it the only known naturally formed nuclear reactor.


Joey Medina - Dating A Hood Rat Joey Medina - Dating A Hood Rat

Comedian Joey Medina goes out on a date with a hood rat and decides to take her to a nice restaurant. He almost immediately regrets that decision.


Humor from the Forum
If you lose one sense

If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate.

That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.


Party Place Retirement Center Party Place Retirement Center

Just because you're old doesn't mean you don't want a party anymore.


Fun Facts

First-cousin marriages are legal in Utah, so long as both parties are 65 or older!


Funny
D*ck Maintenance D*ck Maintenance

Large or small this product solves man's greatest issue below the belt - belt sander that is.


Comedy Shorts
IT Crowd - Iran IT Crowd - Iran

In a humorous episode about romance, something the IT guys know very little about, the term a man is confused with Iran..


Humor from the Forum
At the Asylum

Two nuts are sitting next to each other at the asylum. One turns to the other and says, "Why are we all here?"

Other nut shrugs his shoulders and replies, "'Cuz we're not all there."


Missed Signals
Euphemisms Ignored Euphemisms Ignored


A little office humor to brighten your day.


We're Not Dead Yet
Forever Young at Burning Man Forever Young at Burning Man

Experience Burning Man through the eyes of 86-year-old retired firefighter.


Fun Facts

The University of Texas study followed 474 diet soda drinkers for nearly ten years and found that their waists grew 70% more than the waists of non-drinkers.


Southern Colloquialisms
Stuff Southern Women Say Stuff Southern Women Say

Southern women say the darndest things. Downright funny southern colloquialisms


Humor from the Forum
Three Little Pigs

This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Class.

When she came to the part where the first pig was gathering building materials for his home.

She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of That straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy said very matter-of-factly, "Holy Cow! A talking pig!!


Entertaining
OMG-LOL OMG-LOL

When was OMG first used? When was unfriend first used?


SNL Comedy
Girl at a Bar - SNL Girl at a Bar - SNL

In this humorous sketch a young woman agrees to meet her friend at a bar for drinks, but gets there a little early and has to deal with a cast of losers.


Fun Facts

The system of democracy was introduced 2 500 years ago in Athens, Greece.


Humor from the Forum
Stand by Your Man

Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she was by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, ‘You know what? ‘You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what Martha?’

‘What dear?’ she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

‘I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck…


Humor and Satire
The Real Reason Jaywalking Is A Crime The Real Reason Jaywalking Is A Crime

After coming under heavy criticism due to pedestrian casualties, the automobile industry sought to ban pedestrians from the road. The term Jay was used to describe a rube..


Creative Music Videos
Bottle Cap Blues Bottle Cap Blues

Sitting around with your friends killing a couple of six packs trying to think of ways to open your next drink.


SNL Comedy
Celebrity Family Feud: Super Bowl Edition - SNL Celebrity Family Feud: Super Bowl Edition - SNL

Celebrity contestants play Family Feud for the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons and while both teams come up with some humorous answers but none of them are correct.


Humor from the Forum
Lying

Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail,

...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years in office.


Stand-up Comedy
Out of Shape People and McDonald's Out of Shape People and McDonald's

One of the things that made this comedian feel old was McDonald's including salads and wraps on their menu.


Fun Facts
The name marijuana comes from a Mexican slang term for cannabis and is believed to have derived from the Spanish pronunciation of the names Mary and Jane.

Marijuana came into popularity as a name for cannabis in the U.S. during the late 1800s.

Creative
We Are Explorers We Are Explorers

Why do we explore? Simply put, it is part of who we are. Reaching for things beyond our grasp, lays the foundation for our greatest journey.


Humor from the Forum
Cats and Dogs

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!


Amazing
Limbo under a Car Limbo under a Car

Limbo queen attempts to limbo under a car at a dealership holding two trays of drinks. Will she make it?


Stand-up Comedy
Weaker as a Species - Flying Weaker as a Species - Flying

A humorous comedy monologue by Bill Burr transitioning from fear of flying to sissy men shouldn't get to reproduce.


Fun Facts

Passionate kissing burns 6.6 calories a minute. A Hershey’s kiss contains 26 calories, which takes about four minutes of kissing–to burn off.


Stand-up Comedy
An Italian Marriage An Italian Marriage

After 20 years of marriage the honeymoon is definitely over. A humorous comedy routine in which Vick explains what it is to be Italian and to be Italian and married. When you're young the birds are singing, the sun is shining. When your old...


Humor from the Forum
An Honest Lawyer

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."


Creative
Fallen Art Fallen Art

A group of military officers nurture their insanity.


Fun Fact

1 IN 8 American workers has been employed by McDonald's.


Ocean: Above and Below
Down Below Down Below

Up above the winds are blowing and waves are crashing into the boat. Down below they are trying to find their sea legs.


Humor from the Forum
A Good Time

A policeman pulled me over as I drove through the red-light district.

He said, "Looking for a good time were we, sir?"

I said, "Why, how much do you charge?"


Darker Humor
Too Many Babies Too Many Babies

Too many people in the world according to this comedian. Trailer parks and counsel flats are filling up with miracle babies.


Fun Facts

Laughing 100 times is equivalent to 15 minutes of exercise on a stationary bicycle.


Silly Songs
Silly Walks Song Silly Walks Song

A music video from Monty Python, ''The Silly Walks Song'' Work all day until you're dead ''


Humor from the Forum
My Congressman

I shook hands with my Congressman yesterday.

I didn't mean to, I was just reaching for my wallet.


Interesting Science
Do We Have to Get Old and Die? Do We Have to Get Old and Die?

There are some animals that have the ability to live for ever, or at least until something comes along and kills them. While all these animals are lower down the food chain they are being studied with great interest by scientists.


Fun Facts

Large, commercial breweries use inexpensive grains like rice to convert sugar to alcohol. Craft brewers rarely do.


Ocean: Above and Below
Rough Seas Rough Seas

Rough seas and huge ocean swells ahead as the ship plows through the storm.


Humor from the Forum
Murphy asked Paddy...

A fellow passed a house with a little red light burning in front, so he stepped inside.

There was nothing in sight and nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with two doors reading, "Over 35" and "Under 35." He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said, "Over 35."

He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8 inches."

Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found himself in another empty hall, with two more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Over 4 times a night."

Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a night" and found himself back out on the street.

The moral of this story is: "Always tell the truth and you'll never get screwed."


Pranks
Kiss Me While I'm Unconscious Kiss Me While I'm Unconscious

In this humorous prank, women who are visiting a lipstick sampling booth are asked to briefly watch an unconscious man on a stretcher.


Fun Facts

Ferrari stopped selling cars with manual transmissions in 2011.


Different Drummer Videos
Galaxy Song Galaxy Song

From Monty Python's The Meaning of Life a whimsical number about the grandeur of the universe and our life on earth.


Humor from the Forum
Irish Smiles

Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.

Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

Finnegan: My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her of it.

Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time?

Finnegan: Waitin' for me to come home .


Improvisational Comedy
Cartoon Characters and Dating Advice Cartoon Characters and Dating Advice

Still performing, and still funny, this clip features unlikely cartoon cameos, weird things that happen at a doctor's office, and things you should never say to a date, .


Fun Facts

Primates share 4 basic features: forward-facing eyes, grasping hands, fingerprints, and large brains.

Monkeys are most easily distinguished from apes by their tails. Apes have no tails.


Men vs Women Comedy
Thoughts - Men Versus Women Thoughts - Men Versus Women

The difference between men and women is highlighted in this humorous sketch as two women acquaintances meet and a boyfriend is left out of the conversation.


Humor from the Forum
Started reading my first Braille

Started reading my first Braille horror story.

I think that something scary is about to happen.

I can feel it.


Interesting
Spreading Like Wildfire Spreading Like Wildfire

Video shows how rapidly a wildfire advances.


Fun Facts

A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.


SNL Comedy
Where'd Your Money Go? - SNL Where'd Your Money Go? - SNL

Welcome to 'Where did the Money Go', where we try to teach financial security to some of the world's most ignorant millionaires.


Humor from the Forum
A Revelation

It all started yesterday when I had to change a lightbulb.

On my way to the hardware store to buy a bulb I followed a chicken across the street.

Afterwards I walked into a bar where I saw a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde being served drinks by Matt, the bartender with no arms or legs.

I returned home drunk only to hear a knock-knock at my door.

There stood my neighbor's kid, little johnny.

It was at that moment I realized my life was just one big joke.


Entertaining Animal
Elephant Chases a Car Elephant Chases a Car

A brief video clip that shows an elephant chasing a car. Was the elephant annoyed by their intrusion, or have tourists been tossing treats to the big mammals.


Fun Facts

Some firefighters in the U.S. are trained on how to treat aliens in case of a UFO crash or invasion.


Men vs Women Comedy
Couples Therapy Couples Therapy

Comedian's wife insists that they go to couples therapy and so for $125 an hour tells him they're going to play a game called total honesty.


Humor from the Forum
Two Hasidic Jews the tailor for new suits

Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for new suits.

"Pincus," Yacov said, "the last time we came to you for new suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The suits you made were not black. They were sort of dark grey maybe, but not black, We need new suits, and this time we want black suits, from the darkest cloth there is."

Pincus reached behind for a bolt of cloth and he said, "See this cloth? It is from this fabric that I make the habits for nuns. In all the world," Pincus said, fingering the bolt of fabric, "there is no blacker cloth than the cloth I make nun's habits from, and it is from this cloth that I'll make your new suits!"

A few weeks later the two Hasidic Jews were walking down the street in their new suits when they passed two nuns. Impulsively, on a whim, one of the men went up to one of the nuns. He grabbed her sleeve and held it up against his own.

Then, in an angry voice, he muttered something to his friend and they both walked on.

"What did that man want?" one nun asked the other.

"I don't know," she replied. "he looked at my garment, said something in Latin, and left."

"In Latin?" asked the first nun. "What did he say?"

He said, "Marcus, Pincus fuctus."


Creative
Welcome to Earth Welcome to Earth

A collage of videos, each impressive in their own right, but together they portray the variety of nature


Fun Facts

A "butt" was a Medieval unit of measure for wine. Technically, a buttload of wine is about 475 liters, or 126 gallons.


Do a Little Dance - Humor
Bean Street Performer Bean Street Performer

A humorous comedy skit with Mr. Bean and a street performer


Funny Joke from the Forum
Past Relationships

I'm making a graph of my past relationships.

It has an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.


SNL Comedy
Black Jeopardy With LouisCK Black Jeopardy With LouisCK

Black jeopardy, humorous sketch featuring surprise contestant Mark, a professor of African-American studies, played by Louis CK who can't see how any the questions apply to black history..


Fun Facts

In 1835, a unique event occurred in the United States: it became debt free for the first time. Unfortunately, it is also the last time it was debt free.


Creative
A Girl Who Reads A Girl Who Reads

While physical beauty fades, a beautiful mind lasts forever.


Funny Joke from the Forum
Storm-trooper gets a Phone

Why did the Storm-trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.


Funny Pranks
Funny British Guard Funny British Guard

British guard pretends to pose then exchanges cutout of himself in underwear for a unforgettable picture.


Fun Facts

The coldest place on Earth is a high ridge in Antarctica where temperatures can dip below -133°F (-93.2°C).


Stand-up Comedy
The Magic Baby Door The Magic Baby Door

Comedian Craig Ferguson explains the lack of sex education in Scotland and its humorous ramifications


Funny Joke from the Forum
In the Bathroom

I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 PM and the clock struck midnight.

I thought to myself, "Same shit, different day".


Having a Bad Day
Go Anywhere Vehicle Go Anywhere Vehicle

Military vehicles will go just about anywhere, but unless they are designed to be amphibious they shouldn't be driven in deep water.


Fun Facts

Bob Marley was buried with his red Gibson guitar, a Bible open to Psalms 23 and a bud of marijuana.


Stand-up Comedy
How Women Argue How Women Argue

As every man knows, it is impossible to win an argument with a woman - even when you are right.


Funny Joke from the Forum
I pulled into the Convenient Mart

I pulled into the Convenient Mart to get milk.

When I walked toward the store I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I saw her and thought, "what an idiot... with the cops right there too."

But anyway, I went in and got my milk.

As I was checking out I hear someone screaming. As I was walking outside I saw the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm and running around going crazy!

I ran outside to help but the cops had already put her on the ground and were putting the fire out.

When they put handcuffs on her and were about to put her in the police car, I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking and pumping gas!"

Being the concerned citizen that I am, I asked them what they were arresting her for, figuring that catching her arm ablaze would be punishment enough.

The police officer looked me dead in my eye and said ... 'Waving a Firearm in Public'.


Angry Ocean
Platform to a Storm Platform to a Storm

Hurricane force winds in the North Atlantic churn up some monster waves and even from the relative security of an oil platform the oceans power is impressive. .


Fun Facts

In the 14th Century alone, the Black Death is estimated to have killed 200 million people. That's roughly the population of Brazil.


Darker Humor
Lighter Side of Suicide Lighter Side of Suicide

It's hard to imagine humor and suicide going together, but George Carlin pulls it off in a humorous comedy monologue about suicide.


Humor from the Forum
Preparing for their Wedding

Why is Washington called the District of "Columbia"?

Because its namesake, Christopher Columbus, didn’t know where he was going, didn’t know where he was when he got there, and he did it all on borrowed money!


Do a Little Dance - Humor
Granny Has the Moves Granny Has the Moves

The music plays, a young girl in a bikini dances, then Granny comes along and shows her up.


Fun Facts

The oldest existing governing body operates in Althing in Iceland. It was established in 930 AD.


Sketch Comedy
Criminal Mastermind - SNL Criminal Mastermind - SNL

In this humorous sketch from SNL Jack (Benedict Cumberbatch) toys with his targets (Beck Bennett, Alex Moffat) using riddles. Johnny's mother had three children...


Humorous Quotes

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -- Groucho Marx


Standup Comedy
Rambling Comedy Rambling Comedy

This comedian has a unique style of comedy that some would call humorous rambling tales, and in this performance he begins with some crazy stories about Greek Gods.


Funny Joke from the Forum
Billy's Baseball Game

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How'd you do that?"

"I dropped the ball."


Creative Video
The Chase The Chase

If life just a game then this is an important story about the art of aging....enjoy :)


Fun Facts

The voice of yoda and miss piggy were done by the same person


Magic
The Rope Trick The Rope Trick

The humorous rope trick from comedian and magician Mac King is his signature sketch. Watch closely and try to figure out how he manages to keep cutting the rope and still have only one piece of rope.


Oneliners
Why ask Why

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said, "Implants?"

I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. I have a work station.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.


Colorful Creatures
Bizarrely Beautiful Ocean Creatures Bizarrely Beautiful Ocean Creatures

An intimate and hypnotizing look at aquatic life through beautiful time-lapses at a magnified perspective. This up-close look brings you into the world of corals, sea stars, and other marine creatures that seem almost otherworldly. .


Humor from the Forum
Father O'Malley

An Irish priest named Father O'Malley was transferred to Texas.

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window to look out on the beautiful day and noticed there was a dead jackass lying in his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning.

This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church.

There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we're also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call to you."


Interesting Science
Your Brain On Shrooms Your Brain On Shrooms

How do "Magic Mushrooms" chemically alter your brain? What causes the user to experience a sensory overload of saturated colors and patterns?.


Fun Facts

Dinosaurs lived on Earth for 150 million years. We've been around for just 0.1% of that time.


Funny
Homemade Air-stream Homemade Air-stream

Handyman extraordinaire, Red Green shows you how to make your very own Airstream travel trailer using nothing more than used appliances, an old boat trailer, and lots of duct tape.


Humor from the Forum
Bagging Groceries

A boy got a Saturday job bagging groceries at a supermarket.

One day, the store put in a machine for squeezing oranges.

The boy asked if he could work on the machine.

"Sorry," said his boss, "baggers can't be juicers."


Humanity
The Humans The Humans

The Sagan Series is an educational project working in hopes of promoting scientific literacy in the general population. Excerpts from the pale blue dot combined with current video in this the ninth of the Sagan series.


Fun Facts

Humans and dogs first became best friends 30,000 years ago.


Humorous Comedy Sketch
Hot Sister Hot Sister

Guys are naturally a little awkward when hot women. It is doubly awkward when that hot woman is your sister .


Humor from the Forum
Short Jokes

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone.
I said, "The whole time."

Jane couldn't find anyone to sing with, ...so she went out and bought a duet yourself kit.


Humor and Commentary
The World's 26 Royal Families The World's 26 Royal Families

There are 26 monarchies who rule over 43 countries and in many cases rule with absolute power. John Oliver makes a very good argument that a one time Royals may have served a purpose, but that is no longer the case.


Fun Facts

A bowhead whale killed in Alaska in 2012 had a harpoon embedded in it's blubber that dated back to the 1880's- a whale had survived over 130 years.


Stand-up Comedy
Ready for White Friends Ready for White Friends

Ralph in this humorous comedy monologue says he is ready to have white friends, and he is not talking about the white people that act black.


Humor from the Forum
I had a crazy dream

I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was, like, 0mg!


My Trigger My Trigger

A music video built on the finer points of human nature and the realization that we need to get along to survive.


Fun Facts

The official Twitter account of @Sweden is given to a random citizen every week to manage.


Screwing With A property Scammer Screwing With A property Scammer

This comedian has a reputation for being willing to mess with people who are difficult to deal with, or are in a minor position of authority.


Humor from the Forum
Two hillbillies go to an Employment Agency.

The first one goes in for an interview and the guy behind the desk asks him about his work skills.

"I'm a wood cutter" he replies.

"Well we can off you you a job at $10.00 per hour"

The second guy goes in and the manager asks the same question.

"I'm a Pilot"

The manager is all exited and says "Excellent, we know an airline that is in need of your skills. We can offer you a job at $150.000 per year salary."

The two hillbillies chat about their experiences and the first one storms back in the office all upset. "Why do I get $10.00 per hour and he gets $150,000?"

"Well, your just a wood cutter and he's a pilot."

"I know... I cut the wood and he piles it."


Wild Scotland Wild Scotland

Presenting Scotland; a video of beautiful scenery that includes An Teallach and sea stack and inspires peace and serenity..


Fun Facts

According to the Bible, Jews descended from Abraham‘s son Isaac, and Arabs descended from Abraham’s son Ishmael. So not only are both groups Semitic, but they’re also family.


Best Friends Best Friends

Dog stands by while a little boy takes a break from walking the dog to play in a puddle.


Humor from the Forum
Furniture Disease

Max went into the doctor's office for his annual checkup, and the Doc asked about his health.

So Max told the Doc that he felt fine but his suit must have shrunk over the last year or so, because it didn't fit any more.

The Doc said, "Suits don't shrink just sitting in a closet. You probably put on a few pounds."

"That's just it, Doc, I know I haven't gained a single pound since the last time I wore it."

"Well, then," said Doc, "You must have a case of Furniture Disease."

"What in the world is Furniture Disease?" asked Max.

"That's when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers."


The Culture of Internet Outrage The Culture of Internet Outrage

Jim discusses director James Gunn’s removal from the “Guardians of the Galaxy” franchise and suggests an alternative target for our collective moral outrage.


Revolt Forecasted Revolt Forecasted

An impending blackout gives the city's working class its chance to rise up against their wealthy oppressors


Fun Facts

The longest living animal is a 11,000 years old sponge.


John Oliver - Facebook John Oliver - Facebook

Facebook is worth 600bn, thats about $300 per user. They have to provide value to the shareholders somehow. In other words, Facebook is never going to give up the algorithm that boosts clickbait and fake news.


Humor from the Forum
The Toilet Seat

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat to match their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. (Try to get a mental picture of this..)

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them...... I just never one mounted and framed."


Competing with an Asian Woman Competing with an Asian Woman

Amy Schumer humorously laments the fact that Caucasian men seem more attracted to Asian women. When listing the traits that men are looking for a woman she concludes she hasn't much of a chance.


Fun Facts

In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.


Clammer Jammer Clammer Jammer

Nothing wrong with a little competition for that special someone.


Funny Joke from the Forum
At The Barber

A man visits a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has had getting a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.

As the Barber is finishing up, the client asks in garbled speech, "What if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back the next day like everyone else does."


Is Your Dog Depressed Is Your Dog Depressed

Is your dog depressed? Are you dressing him and funny costumes that ruin his self esteem?


Fun Facts

The word “nightmare” derives from the Anglo-Saxon word mare, meaning demon; which is related to the Sanskrit mara, meaning destroyer.


Humor from the Forum
I grant you three wishes

Top 5 blonde inventions:

1) Waterproof towel.

2) A book on how to read.

3) Inflatable dart board.

4) Powdered water.

5) Helicopter ejection seat.


British Wildlife British Wildlife

David Attenborough narrates some rather humorous mating rituals during a typical British night out.


Fun Facts

The total number of people who have ever lived has been estimated to be around 108 billion.


Bike Skills Bike Skills

Stunt-rider shows off his bike skills, drifting his bike around a tight course - until he gets distracted.


Humor from the Forum
I grant you three wishes

A genie appears before a man and says, "Master, you have been chosen. I grant you three wishes."

The man says, "I've heard about this kind of thing before. Whatever I wish for will come back to bite me in some way and my life will be ruined."

The genie says, "No, that won't happen."

"Yes, it will."

"No," says the genie, "I'm so sure it won't I'll grant you an infinity of wishes if it does."

"Okay," says the man, thinking about it, "I wish for a boomerang with teeth."

Genie, "You son of a bitch..."




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