Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
It would seem that there is a certain look or that makes women think other women are lesbian which for some reason includes ponytails, short fingernails, and Subarus. This comedian has that look and humorously recounts the surprise among her friends when she got married.
Being a small thin Asian guy, comedian Jimmy O. Yang has a certain look that can be a little confusing to some. Even though he says he's fit and muscular, because of his long hair guys coming up behind him think he is an Asian girl.
In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity.
Once, while vacationing out West, he stopped at the Sioux reservation. Edison was shocked to learn that there was no indoor plumbing, and that he would have to use an outhouse. In fact, he was told, the Sioux had to use the outhouse regardless of the weather.
To help the Sioux, Edison installed lights in the outhouse. With this kind act, he became the first person to wire a head for a reservation!
Humorous story about a man who actually wins an argument with his girlfriend, but of course the relationship can handle that.
Blue Mountain State recruitment video. Looks like they are offering a course in humorous double entendres at this party school.
The breasts of human women are much larger in proportion than those of other female mammals. The prominent size, while not necessary for milk production, is most likely a result of sexual selection.
This comedian is a divorced father of two daughters, and as he tells it kids don't give much warning when they need to use the bathroom.
After being on the phone with Time Warner for six hours, this comedian came up with a comedy monologue, and because he is part Indian he nails the accent.
They sit down at a small round table and order three warm beers. They're sitting there drinking them when one of them notices an Irishman at the bar.
"See that Mick over there? I'm gonna go rile him up." So he goes over to him and says "Hey mate I hear your Saint Patrick was a pussy!"
The Irishman looks up from his beer and says "Ye don't say? Thanks for tellin me." The Englishman goes back to his pals.
"Let me give it a try," says the next guy. He goes over to the Irishman and says "Hey mate, I heard your Saint Patrick was a transvestite!"
The Irishman looks up from his beer. "Well fancy that! Thanks for the information my buy!"
The Englishman slinks back to his seat.
"You guys don't know how to tick off an Irishman!" The third guy says. "Watch this." He goes over to him and says "Hey pal I heard Saint Patrick was English!"
The Irishman turns to him and says "Yeah that's what yer mates were tellin me!"
A young lady sitting on a bench with her dog asks passersby if they would watch her dog for a minute while she goes to the porta-potty.
These pranksters set up a booth at the mall posing as fortunetellers, but when the victim's eyes are closed they disappear, and leave the victim sitting on a toilet.
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts… So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’It’s where we get the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’.
In dealing with wasps and bees that have entered your space, there are three types of people according to comedian Michael McIntyre. .
This comedian doesn't usually go to clubs because he doesn't dance well. Women on the other hand love to go to a place where people can see them dance.
The weather was hot and this fellow wanted desperately take a dip in the lake, even though he hadn't brought his swimming trunks. Since there was no one else around, he undressed and went into the water. Soon there after a couple of ladies started walking in his direction.
When he saw the ladies he panicked, got out of the water and grabbed an old bucket laying on the sandy beach. With great relief he held the bucket in front of his private parts.
The ladies walked closer and looked at him. He felt awkward but secure in the knowledge that his privates were hidden.
One of the ladies began conversing with him. “You know, I have a special gift. I can read minds” she said.
Wanting to dispense with the women, the embarrassed man replied sharply, “Well, I seriously doubt you can read my mind.”
“You’re wrong,” the lady replied, “because I know that you think that the bucket you’re holding has a bottom in it."
The film is made up of a mix of the monsoon and supercell plains chasing. His works are often in color, but he feels that black and white captures the true "texture" and "emotion" of storms.
During the dark winter months in Finland, one man fills the night with light. Hannu Huhtamo is a light painter. The artist takes long exposure photographs and uses flashlights and other tools to transform the dark
Texas has its own power grid to avoid dealing with the U.S. federal government.
A humorous but impractical solution to overpopulation. Still the thought of getting rid of all those cruise ships could be a bright spot.
Bill Burr wants reporters to just shut up and leave football coaches alone at halftime. At halftime coaches are trying to formulate a plan for the second half of the game
Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
The new LifePoint function distills each user's mistakes into one easy-to-find moment when their lives irrevocably took a turn for the worse.
A humorous monologue taking the food companies to task for their attempts to deceive the public over the contents of the products they sell.
Ronald Reagan's pet name for Nancy Reagan was ‘Mommy Poo Pants'.
There is an old saying that a really good comic can read from a phone book and make it sound funny. Comedian Stewart Lee reads critical comments of his comedy performances that are really just crude personal attacks, nonetheless he makes him sound funny.
Anjelah Johnson's hilarious trip to the nail salon. Many of the nail salon proprietors are Vietnamese and they bring to the business a unique ability to focus on the customer while at the same time up-selling their services.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing Boeing Boeing
Asked a Computer technician "How do you make a motherboard?"
He said, "Tell her about my job."
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?
No Whey José.
Ever wonder why the person serving you your coffee at Starbucks can't seem to get your name spelled correctly.
you know how guys get all crazy when a good looking girl shows up.
This comedy skit is about that.
From Dr. No to Quantum of Solace, James Bond has killed 352 people and slept with 52 women.
A fearless comedian - either that or crazy, Bill Burr performs a comedy routine on motherhood and excoriates the notion that it is the hardest job in the world.
In comedy as well as in conversation certain groups are considered off-limits, and even though Reginald D is a member of one of those groups he finds the concept annoying.
A chance encounter proves fateful for 2 robots mining on a desolate planet. An award winning student film created by Jack Anderson.
Every artist has to tackle breasts at some point in their career. A short film about a kid who’s struggling to draw the perfect anatomically correct bust. With the internet there’s plenty of reference material!.
Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. After all, housework was woman's work!
But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished; some thing's up.
It turned out that Charley read an article that said wives who worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.
The night went well and the next day she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Charley even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening."
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that was perfect too. :) Charley was too tired!
When hunting large game there is no thrill of the chase. A humorous comedy sketch about hunters that have graduated to quicker, smarter, more agile game - house cats.
A humorous sketch that plays on young male Eastern European heavy drinking, easy to fight, stereotypes In the Eastern European men school they teach you how to pick weak opponents.
In the UK, an average of about $4,800 is spent on health-care per person each year. In the United States, an average of about $9,800 is spent on health-care per person each year.
Recently Al bought a house at the height of the real estate boom, so to save money is trying to be a do-it-yourselfer and that provides plenty of comedy material.
According to this comedian old black guys stay carefree while old white man shout at you to get off the lawn and Latino men's stomach gets bigger and the arms grow shorter. .
I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
It took me a long time to learn gardening. It was a process of trowel and error.
To all those guys who moan and whine about how difficult it is to cultivate apples, I say: "Grow a pear.""
A funny and entertaining comedy act featuring a bicycle, a unicycle, a trampoline and two acrobatics.
We need to borrow your camera for police business. For some candid camera style pranks.
Harvey R. Ball, the strongest claimant to having invented the smiley face, was paid just $45 for the design.
Maggie May goes for unique sense of style so she gets called quirky or sassy but what does that really mean.
Comedian Cristela has found a surefire way to lose weight - just switch to the metric system.
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as their leader.
3. Baptist do not recognize each other at the liquor store.
Given the title one might assume Bill is talking about dogs fetching balls. But he's making a humorous point about something we don't see much anymore.
Relative to previous black leaders comedian Ian Edwards is happy that Obama is a positive black role model. In his opinion Al Sharpton is not a good look, and comes off less like a leader and more like a WWE wrestler.
All of the molecules in a teaspoon of water, laid end-to-end, would stretch 31,368,750,000 miles
One of the recurring features of the show 'Married with Children', was the inclusion of attractive women to the plot line of the show, Their purpose was to drive Al Bundy to humorous distraction.
Some people really enjoy their work. They bring high energy and passion to the task. This is a compilation video of people doing their jobs with enthusiasm.
A clergyman was walking down the street and before long stumbled across a group of young boys surrounding a cat.
The clergyman decides to go over to the boys and ask what they're doing. The oldest boy pipes up and says "we found this stray kitten, and I want to take it home. The problem is that Charlie also wants the cat, so we're having a contest to see who can tell the biggest lie. The winner gets to take the cat home."
The clergyman is shocked, and launches into a long-winded sermon about the evils of lying, beginning with "Boys, you shouldn't have a lying contest, for lying is a sin!" and ending with, "When I was a boy your age, I never lied!"
After he finished, the boys were silent for a moment.
Just as the clergyman was beginning to think he had made an impression, the oldest boy looked to Charlie and the rest of the boys and said "Alright, give him the cat."
After being rebuffed by her initial choice, comedian and ventriloquist Nina Conti finds a better choice in the young lady sitting beside him.
Children are curious about the world around them and sometimes they ask innocent questions that can be absolutely hilarious.
After Barack Obama visited Kenya in 2015, two women named their sons Air Force One.
After visit to her favorite curry takeout Mrs. Brown finds it necessary to make frequent trips to the bathroom and is really stinking up the place.
In this segment of his humorous handyman show Red Green takes parts from a car and uses them to upgrade his boat.
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.Speak kindly.
An audience member at a town hall meeting experiences an awkward case of mistaken identity.
A humorous prank played on drivers by comedians dressed up as police
Actor Robin Williams left in place a restriction on his image, or any likeness of his image, being used in films and adverts for 25 years after his death.
You might expect teachers to know the basics about the subject that they are teaching – not in this humorous skit. And not only that, the subject the teacher is supposed to be knowledgeable about is the alphabet..
Banks need your money so that they can loan out money and earn interest on it which they may or may not pass along to you. But as explained in this humorous sketch sometimes banks lose your money. Then they need more money..
Two Blonds find three hand grenades and decide they should take them to the nearest police station.
One asked, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Said the other: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
The set starts out with the comedian asking for a show of hands from the guys whose woman tells wonderful stories. .
Through the magic of comedy Bo's left brain is separated from his right brain for this humorous sketch. .
"Surprise me" were the last words of the 100 year-old, legendary comedian Bob Hope, responding to his wife's question regarding where he would like to be buried.
A humorous comedy sketch about an overweight woman discovers a flaw in the Lulu lemon yoga pants that lets men see a little bit extra so she decides to step up her game.
A humorous sketch on the obsession people have with luxury brand merchandise. .
Once upon a time in a village overrun with monkeys, a man from Wall Street appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, they became harder to catch, so the villagers stopped their efforts.
The man then announced that he would now pay $20 for each one. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. But soon the supply diminished even further and they were ever harder to catch, so people started going back to their farms and forgot about monkey catching.
The man increased his price to $30 each and the supply of monkeys became so sparse that it was an effort to even see a monkey, much less catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys for $50 a piece! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
While the man was away the assistant told the villagers. "See all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has bought. I will sell them to you at $40 each and when he returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."
The villagers pooled up all their savings, nest eggs, sold all their assets, and bought all the monkeys from the assistant.
That night the assistant left town and they never saw the man nor his assistant again.
When dealing with difficult people you should not try to speak with them on their level, according to this comedian, you should try out weird them.
If anybody knows taco trucks it's probably this comedian. Fluffy humorously goes into why you want women on the truck.
When a hurricane is expected, Wal-Mart's top-selling items are strawberry Pop-Tarts and beer.
Why are most men in America circumcised? It turns out that it has a little bit to do with religion and a lot to do with a fellow named Kellogg..
If you ask most guys they will tell you it's a bit of girl covering the vaginal area, or change the subject real fast. .
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over.
"Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?" she says.
The old man sweetly replies "My dear I'm not smiling at you, I'm smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man"
The girl replies "awwwww you sweet old man" leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.
The old man turns to his friend and says "3 to zip Old Fart, It's your turn".
A student is forced to testify against his teacher in this humorous comedy sketch about forbidden relationships.
Hired to design a super soldier, a scientist (Woody Harrelson) working for the Pentagon actually designs a dancing robot (Cecily Strong) to be his companion.
Prior to its ban, hemp was a staple cash crop of the family farm in early America. The first two drafts of the United States Declaration of Independence were written on paper made from hemp
Megan is totally aware of how basic & white girl her name is, and she’s fine with it.
According to Aparna, models are self-esteem pickpockets. Walk by one, and within seconds, you feel terrible.
A woman searches for something in the living room.
After an hour of searching, she asks her husband; Have you seen my book?
How to live to become 100 years old.
Ah yes. Yesterday, i threw it away.
Your mother started reading it...
TVs most famous chair these days from a humor and comedy standpoint is probably the red chair on the Norton show.
A humorous compilation of clips including David Beckham trolling his son's social media account, Jack Black trying to explain Elton John's lyrics to Elton John, and a lot more.
The first archeological evidence of soup show it was made of hippopotamus.
A single man tries out dating apps as a woman to see if he can learn any messaging tips with some surprising results.
A humorous look forward to a time when Caucasians are in the minority, and cultural diversity means accommodating the ethnic differences of white people.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
George Carlin seems to have been accurate in his last performance when it comes to predicting the future of the American economy.
Louis CK explains why after five years of marriage, divorce is the best time of his life and why being divorce allows them to be the best father possible.
Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart.
Sir David Attenborough, narrates an organized brawl between European football thugs.
David Attenborough does a live voice over.
A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute..' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'
She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'
The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
According to this comedian Nordic people when they get together are all friendly on the surface but secretly they are judging each other.
If you've ever had that feeling of accomplishment over finally remembering your password this comedy monologue is for you.
Outer space begins at 100 kilometers (62 mi) above sea level.
If you could drive straight up you would be there in an hour.
A humorous sketch about taking what nature has done and fixing it by genetically enhancing pork. .
Connecting IRS Scammers In The Same Call Center To Each Other! - The Hoax Hotel
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"As a matter if fact, yes," she replied. "I've been divorced three times
A humorous look at the different kind of webs spun by spiders on pharmaceuticals.
In this humorous comedy skit full of double entendres, the guys sit around and compare their decks
If Manhattan had the same population density as Alaska, only 28 people would live on the island.
This is one wild aerobic session and it's captured on camera.
A funny prank in which no one gets hurt but a little embarrassed. A hilariously funny video.
White people consume 60-80% of all rap music in the U.S.
Stories such as a pig named Cris P Bacon, a furry convention gone wrong, and an ugliest dog contest, were too much for these news anchors to handle.
Maybe the pooch was just giving them his opinion.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.
We have way too many artisan coffee shops, according to this comedian. And supporting local artists doesn't mean anything if the art is crappy..
Wang is aware the name is a euphemism for a body part andhe's proud to be a Londoner even though people don't differentiate Asians.
Sir Isaac Newton is widely credited as being a pioneer (if not necessarily the original inventor) of the cat flap, having cut a hole in his study door so that his cat would stop disturbing him while he was working.
Sierra Katow will go out of her way to prove how Asian she is. Humorous dialog about mixed Asian culture trying to adapt to American culture.
Max Amini knows a typical Persian girl when he meets one. And it's not just the nose job that gives it away..
Mrs. Smith needed to have her piano tuned so she asked a friend for a recommendation. She then made an appointment with the piano tuner, Mr. Opperknockity.
He arrived two days later, tuned the piano satisfactorily, and left.
Shortly after that, Mrs. Smith noticed that the piano was terribly out of tune again. She called the tuner to complain about it and to ask for a return visit to solve the problem.
However, the tuner replied, "I'm sorry ma'am, but Opperknockity only tunes once!"
When you don't know the language a phrasebook can be helpful, but not so much in this funny skit.
Stephen Fry is the helpful barman cheering up a customer. Hugh Laurie is plied with snacks and double entendres.
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” (Aristotle)
“Love, A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” (Ambrose Bierce)
Humorous commentary as a couple of announcers watch in amazement as a group of girls are fixated on their smart phones instead of watching the game..
It's moving day and what better way to start out the day than wee nip to improve the spirits. Then again it looks like these fellows, struggling to get this couch up the road, may have had more than one wee nip.
Ladies before you call a guy ugly ...remember he doesn't wear make up
John Oliver helps you revise the New Year’s resolutions you’ve already failed to keep. If you haven't given up on them already.
We’ve noticed that the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue still exists but can’t quite figure out why. ...Or at least John Oliver doesn't understand why.