Sharing Humor, Beauty and Art
Pennies are not even worth what they’re worth. Pennies cost 1.7 cents per penny to manufacture. So why do we still make them?.
CNN produced an actual doomsday video to broadcast when the world is ending and it’s incredibly dull. We've enlisted Martin Sheen to help make humanity’s final moments happier!.
Her 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, the mother reached out and stuck the daughter's fingers in her mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them, before she rushed out of the room again.
When she returned, the daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears down her face. The mother said, "What's wrong honey?"
Sad and broken up she looked at her mother and said, "Mommy, where's my booger?"
Mom is watching over her son's shoulder as he has a conversation on-line with his friends and wants to know what certain acronyms mean. Humor ensues as he awkwardly tries to avoid explaining what they mean..
Never bring a water balloon to a gunfight - or was that a knife to a gunfight. Anyway in this comedy skit a traveling salesman sets up a water balloon stand in the wild wild West.
If New York City were its own country and the NYPD was its army, it would be the 20-best-funded army in the world.
If it seems to you that every conversation on the Internet is extremely polarized; you are probably correct. But is designed that way or is it just natural evolution of thought..
Is there a connection between Social Networks and Being Lonely or have we found a new way to make friends
A city girl driving through the country stop to admire some cattle in a pasture. When the farmer approached she asked, "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?"
The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns.
Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold.
Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse.
If dogs could express themselves so humans could understand this is how they might see their world.
If cats could talk this is how our pets might viewthe world they share with humans.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
There are some animals that have the ability to live for ever, or at least until something comes along and kills them. While all these animals are lower down the food chain they are being studied with great interest by scientists.
Is it possible that learned behaviors can be inherited? Unlike genetics based on changes to the DNA sequence, the changes in gene expression of epigenetics may have external causes..
In retrospect ...being a grown up is the stupidest thing I've ever done.
Young comic breaks down his generation's use of social media and the transformation of narcissism.
If you plan to travel to America in the near future, you better pay attention to the following points. The right answer can make all the difference.
1 IN 8 American workers has been employed by McDonald's.
A very bendable woman named Zlata
Birdman Claudio Montuori captures the crowd's
attention with his entertaining tunes
A Little Tiff
Husband and wife had a tiff.
Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.”
Why do we change personalities when we get behind the wheel. Louis CK standup comedy routine.
Reginald D trying to avoid explaining to his girlfriend, why she is having trouble fitting in airplane seats.
According to astronauts, space smells like seared steak, hot metal and welding fumes.
Bill Nye unveils new information that suggests that the universe has the ability to communicate directly with young attractive women.
YouTube no longer takes anonymous comments,
so all the worst ones have gathered in the studio.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than they love themselves. - Josh Billings
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. - M. Acklam
If your dog is fat, YOU aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? We come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My goodness, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they do make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. - Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am. -Tming
This Marenghi Organ which was built in 1905 in Paris, France has been completely restored. The organ features over 350 pipes, recreating a large orchestra..
The barrel organ is a mechanical wind musical instrumen classified as organ. The song is Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. Arrangement: Patrick Mathis.
More people live in caves today than during the Stone Age.
Stephen falls down the rabbit hole of on-line ads and sponsored content. The exact thing that drives people to use adblockers..
Garrison complains about illegal immigrants, and Kyle finally meets his hero... Caitlyn Jenner. The sarcasm is strong with this one..
13 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
15 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
16 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
17 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
18 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
19 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
20 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
Before Wes Anderson and Jackie Chan, there was Buster Keaton, one of the founding fathers of visual comedy. And nearly 100 years after he first appeared onscreen, we’re still learning from him. .
The biggest stars in the Mad Max series has to be the vehicles. This is a look behind the scenes into the designing and building of those vehicles..
WhatsApp co-founder Brian Acton was turned down for a job at Facebook. Five years later, Facebook purchased WhatsApp for US$19 billion.
A comedy skit based loosely around the war on terror, entertaining the troops, and handing out chicken on a stick. All delivered with a slight Southern drawl and a relaxed approach to comedy..
Humor based on one-liners, and puns delivered in a deadpan and slightly neurotic style. His routine is a bit loopy, but if you like wordplays you will probably like this video..
Did you hear about the new bra they call the Sheepdog?
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
Heartthrob, singer-songwriter, and comedian Earl Okin gets lots of laughs from the women in the audience.
The Darrell Brothers present the story of their Granny who was the world's first Twerker!
The largest known black hole has a diameter of 1 trillion KM, more than 190 times the distance from the Sun to Pluto.
Corruption is legal in America but only if you are a politician. If you vote, if you donate to candidates, and remain informed; does it mean anything? Apparently not according the a Princeton study.
We are living in an age where nothing makes sense. And it is done on purpose by politicians with the support private institutions.
1- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
12 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
A time lapse film featuring the stunning
views of the Grand Canyon.
Aerial video of the scenic topography and beautiful nature of Southern New Zealand.
In the U.S., if you find a bald eagle feather on the ground, you need a permit to pick it up.
To brighten up his mother’s spirits, there’s nothing John wouldn’t do. Including taxidermy..
Aziz's Muslim parents don't eat pork, but Aziz & his girlfriend do, which led to a series of restaurant showdowns..
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road." - Henry Ward Beecher
"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done" - Dwight D. Eisenhower
"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing." - Laura Ingalls Wilder
Daily fantasy sports sites claim they are not gambling enterprises, but they seem awfully…gamblish. If only their ads were more truthful they' be a lot more humorous..
Cities spend massive amounts of public money on privately-owned stadiums. Cities issue tax-exempt municipal bonds that — wait, don’t fall asleep!.
Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh (pronounced as Van Go)
His dizzy aunt -------------------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------------------- Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store -------- Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ---------------------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle -------------------------------------- Where diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
The constipated uncle ------------------------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt ------------------------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking --------------------- Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ---------------------------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco ------------------------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh
I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh
Funny song about the downside of being white.
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.And you could be in debt the rest of your life
51% of Americans fear snakes, most than any other thing in the world.
Viral videos get a lot of attention, but one videographer has conned over two million people with his 'honesty test'. He is exposed for his dishonesty, and the real damage his viral video has done..
There is a saying that goes ''There are lies damn lies and statistics''. It's not that the at y-axis should always start at zero, but knowing the context is important..
My wife bought a pair of 'Meatloaf Underwear' yesterday.
On the front it says, "I Will do Anything For Love"
...and on the back it says, "but I Won't do That."
Two young Japanese girls ask a bystanders to take a photo .
You're driving down a side street spot an open manhole and a worker . It's only a prank and the cop is in on it.
If you remove all the space in between atoms, the entire human race could fit in the volume of a thimble
I see that glassy eye-the glassy eye sees me. It makes me want to flee from society.
I am so happy when I am drinking. When I'm drunk I do my thing I bounce and swerve and try to sing when I drink I'm really rad I'm not so dumb I'm not so sad.
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night.
The next morning, the rabbits start talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
Bringing in the firewood is a chore, but this dog seems more than happy to help
For an amphibian it is hard to tell the difference between a videogame and a meal.
In the U.S., as much as 40% of produce grown is never sold or eaten because it is too ugly.
In his charismatic, laid-back style, Reginald D Hunter proves that it is possible to have a conversation about Nationalism, Racism, and Gender stereotypes without disparaging each other.
Doug Stanhope humorously excoriates America's abundance of manipulative TV doctors.
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, "PRAISE THE LORD!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations that he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for God to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD! God, I need food. I am having a hard time. Please, Lord, send me some groceries."
The next morning, the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!"
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "HA...HA. I told you there was no Lord! I bought those groceries, myself! God didn't!"
The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying, "PRAISE THE LORD! He not only sent me groceries, but He made the Devil pay for them! PRAISE THE LORD!"
A trippy animation with elephants and a bunch of other weird things.
Public toilets are always ghostly places, inhabited by soul eaters from the nightmare dimension.
The dinosaur noises in the "Jurassic Park" movie were made from recordings of tortoise sex.
Most of us are on the Internet daily and the Internet changes our brains.
The False Advertising Industry reveals the truth about what is allowed in ''Natural'' food.
The lady at the Immigration and Naturalization office came into the office late one day to see a room full of people. She took a moment to overhear a conversation already in progress before her anonymity was compromised. Two Italians were engaged in an animated conversation. Her attention was galvanized when she heard one of them say:
First Emma, she coma.
Then I coma.
Then to asses they bump togetha'.
Then I coma again.
Then to asses they bump togetha' again.
Then I coma again.
Then pee twice.
Then I coma one lasta' time.
"You foul mouth swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
He says to her, "Hey, coola downa lady. Imma justa teachin' my frena' howa' to spella' Mississippi."
His daughter is having her first period, and daddy is trying to be helpful, much to his fellow passengers dismay.
An entertaining comedy skit featuring a brass septet
and some magic and Austrian style humour.
More gold is recoverable from a ton of personal computers than from 17 tons of gold ore.
Humorous observations by the quick witted Mr Carr, As Jimmy says, "...my favorite thing about pregnant ladies on the bus. I have always maintained that I would rather see a pregnant woman standing that a fat girl sitting down crying. .
Women get carried away talking about the humorous side of breastfeeding. Topics like leaking everywhere, breastfeeding dressed like man, and the ability to her milk spray like a fountain, get lots of laughter..
Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray ?"
The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke ?"
To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."
An interesting video showing dolphins seeking out
puffer toxins to enable an altered state.
Maybe the pooch was just giving them his opinion.
The naked mole rat is unable to feel pain, is the only known thermoconforming mammal, is resistant to cancer, and possesses extraordinary longevity for a rodent.
A thermoconforming organism adopts the surrounding temperature as its own body temperature, thus avoiding the need for internal thermoregulation.
A rat's ribs are hinged at the spine, enabling it to easily squeeze through the tightest spaces—like the pipes draining your toilet. And rats are great swimmers too; they can hold their breath for up to three minutes. See how quickly a rat can go from the city streets to your bathroom..
Pet rats trained using clicker training and positive reinforcement. Their favorite treats are cheerios, but being rats they're not very picky, so they also work for dog treats, peas, and dinner left overs. .
A group of Americans were travelling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
'These,' she explained, 'are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'
She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!
Anthony Jeselnik 'Thoughts And Prayer's addresses social media narcissism during tragedies like the Paris terrorist attack or the Aurora shooting. There are places to offer real support, and they are not hard to find. People can even contact the French Embassy
Notoriously non-conformist Kramer tries to show support for a cause in his own way, but those with a herd mentality try to force him to conform.
The dinosaur noises in the "Jurassic Park" movie were made from recordings of tortoise sex.
A humorous prank and love gone wrong. A young woman finds a gentleman sitting in the café to be attractive, and attempts to strike up a conversation, but only until someone better looking comes along.
Don't trespass on these gangsters turf. And by turf I mean the handicap parking spot at the local mall. A humorous prank reminiscent of candid camera.
If I make money out of thin air, it'd be fraud. If a bank does it, it's "credit"
Comedic observations about a group that took the Greek name name for circle of brothers, A group that features a Grand Wizard, but doesn't seem to be much good at magic..
Why do we keep getting married when the odds are strangely against success. A young Bill Burr humorously expounds on that thought, and compares it to skydiving..
TWe hang petty thieves and appoint the great thieves to public office. - Aesop, Greek Slave & Fable Author
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. - Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
New imagery for Carl Sagan's pale blue dot speech
Neil deGrasse Tyson was asked the question ''Does the Universe Have a Purpose''.
Two older women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and had been waiting for a while.
Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!".
The other woman replied "I know! I heard it snoring!".
Stephen takes a look at what is art verses what is porn, and what you can and cannot look at on network television.
Chain restaurant Qdoba has a bold new marketing strategy: pretend our customer exists. It's an idea so fresh, Stephen wants in..
Two tablespoons of honey would be enough to fuel a bee's flight around the world.
A humorous and touching story by Doug Stanhope about his mother, her assisted suicide, and proof of an afterlife.
Comedy gold by Louis CK on reading the story of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain to his daughter and trying to deal with the N-word.
Started reading my first Braille horror story.
I think that something scary is about to happen.
I can feel it.
Eye of the Storm is a winter saga in Iceland. Storms are agents of change. While often destructive and unpredictable, they also demonstrate the unyielding power of nature.
Photographs provided by the international space station when strung together provide a beautiful video of planet Earth.
An employee spends an average of 1.5 to 3 hours a day on private activities at work.
A humorous ditty about the ability to make makeshift machines and the failure of said machines.
He has his lawnmower in gear and pulling 10 shopping carts full of beer
Two nuts are sitting next to each other at the asylum. One turns to the other and says, "Why are we all here?"
Other nut shrugs his shoulders and replies, "'Cuz we're not all there."
why is Health and Services so pissy...and what happened to common sense.
Supposedly redheads will be bred out in the next few hundred years.
Around 42% of Americans play video games regularly.
When you add someone's number to your phone do you add a nickname to help you remember?
Embarrassing question - funny explanation
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Tech Support: "OK. Right-click again. So you see a pop-up menu?"
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write "click" and I wrote "click".
This pooch has learned how to turn the faucet on and give himself a cool shower whenever he wants.
Just paddling along and a seal, affectionately known as dogs of the sea, jumps on board.
White people consume 60-80% of all rap music in the U.S.
It was a close call as a falling tree nearly took her out, but instead it was her lucky day.
Something rises through the ground gas station, giving customers their surprise for the day..
What's the difference between the government and the mafia?
The Mafia is organized
Humorous story of international differences
as a South African goes for taco.
A British comedy show asks if the US is more
violent than the UK - Doug Stanhope has the answer.
In Norway , "Texas" is slang for "crazy."
Former offenders face enormous obstacles once they leave prison. John Oliver sits down with Bilal Chatman to discuss the challenges of reentering society..
American students face a ridiculous amount of testing. John Oliver explains how standardized tests impact school funding, the achievement gap, how often kids are expected to throw up..
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.
I was, like, 0mg!
Based on Dr. Seuss's final book before his death, this is a story about life's ups and downs, told by the people of Burning Man.
An entertaining look at the people and the celebration of burning man with the help of clown noses.
The first online transaction ever was Stanford students buying marijuana from MIT students.
Humorous comedy skit dealing with family and all its idiosyncrasies
Louis CK finds out the hard way that he is too old to hang out with twenty somethings in the parking lot .
Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman is up to 20 years in jail,
...but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is two more years in office.
Downhill racers thread the needle in the woods regularly, but changing to a cityscape for urban races ups the ante
Video documentry detailing the changes to the Silent Evolution installation and the process behind Jason deCaires Taylor works.
All modern horses 'are descended from one herd tamed 6,000 years ago in the Russian plains' .
If things had gone differently these five experiments could have destroyed the world ...and they conducted them anyways.
A shockwave blast from a nuclear test hitting attendees invited to view the detonation.
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the check-up was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
What do the names Dick Tingeler, Helmut Schmaker and Willi Wakker have in common aside from providing some comedy gold.
Rob Brydon's Cuddle Jumper starts out normal but then Lee Mack steps in and makes for an immensely funny show.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?"
The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave.
The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The man replied, "Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in!"
Why aren't we taught that to succeed means
being happy at what you do for living.
Our world is like a heaven for us, a lovely and more or less placid place, compared to other possibilities.
Two things are infinite: the universe and stupidity of people. And I'm not sure about the first one. - Albert Einstein
I can't believe that the same God who has gifted us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forget how to use them. - Galileo
Manufacturing at Tesla uses more than 162 specialist robots including 10 of the largest robots in the world. Compared with other modern car assembly plants, Tesla maintains a high level of integration , with most processes, including stamping and machining, painting, taking place on site..
The Stellarator is the largest nuclear fusion reactor in the world and it is about to be switched on. Its 50 superconducting magnets will create a powerful magnetic cage which will contain the plasma heated to 100 million degrees Celsius that is needed for hydrogen atoms to fuse..
One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: 'PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN. TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE.'
If that wasn't bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'THUMBTACKS.' In a business like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: 'DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?'
This tongue-in-cheek music video goes out to the decent guys who never get the girl.
The world’s first, and only, self-dating website. Maybe the best committed relationship – is with yourself.
Octopuses have copper-based blood instead of iron-based blood, which is why their blood is blue rather than red.