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Entertaining Animals

Found a Rolling Stone

Humorous video of dog finding a rolling stone.
Found a Rolling Stone

Fetch With the River

An entertaining video of a small dog
playing fetch with the river.
Fetch With the River

Humor from the Forum

Sub-prime Problems Hit Japan

Recently the Origami Bank has folded, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on, following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, over 500 employees at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank.

Entertaining Videos

Drew Carey Gets Pranked

The staff of the Price is Right prank Drew Carey
for chiding them on game set up.
Drew Carey Gets Pranked

Blond Driver - Parking Fail

Somehow this woman managed to get a license
Blond Driver - Parking Fail

Fun Facts
There is a special act in Britain that actually makes it mandatory to go to church on Christmas day. The act that is deemed the Holy Days and Fasting Act still exists, however, not so much enforced. Additionally no vehicle of any kind is to be used to get to the Christmas service.

Seasons Spirit Videos

Little Drummer Boy A Cappella

Watch Pentatonix's a Capella cover of "Little Drummer Boy"
for a little help getting in the Christmas spirit.
Little Drummer Boy A Cappella

Angels on High

Enjoy this Christmas cover of "Angels We Have Heard on High,"
performed by the Piano Guys,.
Angels on High

Humor from the Forum

Beer


The other day I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of "Bud Light" cheap.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer 'ya got?"


Entertaining Videos

20 Inch Waist

With a 20 inch waist and 32 inch hips,
a lot of people to notice her.
20 Inch Waist

They Got Embarrassed

They got embarrassed! A couple of students
getting carried away in the courtyard.
They Got Embarrassed

Fun Facts
The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' depicts two women living under one roof'.

Cats and Dogs

I Want My Ball

Golden retrievers are known as water dogs,
so you would think the dog would just go in and get it.
I Want My Ball

Cat Alarm

Kitty wants to play and Kitty has found an interesting
and annoying way to wake up her caregiver.
Cat Alarm

Humor from the Forum

T'was the night before Christmas


T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.

They'd been worn all week and needed the air.

Comedy News
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Doc of Rages

The Senate Select Committee on Intelligence releases its report on the CIA's secret interrogation program and the inhumane treatment of detainees.
Doc of Rages
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Monarchy in the U.S.

The royal couple's visit to New York City provides a welcome distraction from the Senate's release of a horrific CIA torture report.
Monarchy in the U.S.

Fun Facts
Santa Claus, St. Nicholas, was born in the ancient southeastern Turkish town of Lycia early in the fourth century


Christmas Humor

A Very Calvin Christmas

Envisioning the mind of Calvin - a wondrous
winter land of deviant snowmen.
A Very Calvin Christmas

Santa And I Know It

Christmas Eve is Ladies' Night and Santa is partying.
Santa And I Know It

Fun Facts
The tradition of gift-giving has strong association with Paganism. The Roman festival of Saturnalia featured periods of gift-giving, this idea was later incorporated into the traditional Christmas celebrations.

This was not met with full acceptance by some Christians who disliked the Pagan connection. However, supporters of gift-giving, likened the activity to that of the Magi, who gave gifts to baby Jesus, in this regard it became symbolic to the tradition of Christmas.

Christmas Tunes

Grandma Got Detained

Grandma is having a tough time traveling this year
as TS a agents seem to have an elderly for fetish.
Grandma Got Detained

Sugarplum Fairy On Glass Harp

A Christmas favorite; Tchaikovsky's Sugar Plum fairy
played on glass harp.
Sugarplum Fairy On Glass Harp

Humor from the Forum

Addicted to the Web


(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,
From my mouth, drool is glist’nin’,
I’m happy — although
My boss let me go –
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There’s beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, “Yo, man!
Don’t you know tonight’s the senior prom?”
With a listless shrug, I mutter “No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!”
I don’t phone, don’t send faxes,
Don’t go out, don’t pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I’m happily addicted to the Web!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)

Cold Videos

Ice Jump

Over in Iceland they get a little crazy
with their snowmobiles
Ice Jump

Skidding on Icy Roads

Icy roads are bad enough but slick roads
on a hill that's asking for trouble
Skidding on Icy Roads

Fun Facts
It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

This is generally perceived as a humorous reference to some unfortunate brass monkey who loses his testicles if the weather is too cold. However, the phrase has a different origin. A brass monkey was a triangle of brass attached to the ship’s deck. Cannonballs were stacked in a pyramid on the brass monkey to stop them from rolling loose. Brass, like all metals, contracts as it gets colder. When the temperature was sufficiently cold for the brass to contract enough, the cannonballs would escape from their confinement.

So the expression has nothing to do with monkeys, just basic science!

Funny Videos

Workplace Screw Ups

Goofs, screwup's, and failure to plan, all in the
name of trying to get something done at work.
Workplace Screw Ups

Do-It-Yourself Disasters

A compilation of do-it-yourself disasters
for the handyman in all of us.
Do-It-Yourself Disasters

Funny Joke from the Forum

''Don't we look pretty today''

A woman took her mother to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, the young mother and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor.

While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing.

When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued:

Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate?

Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or something?

Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?

Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarrassed?

Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS (feminine deodorant spray) this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I still don't think he should have commented!

Daughter: I don't have any FDS.

Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I used some before the appointment...

Granddaughter: That's my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!

Standup Comedy Videos

Stewart Francis Standup

Classic one-liners in this standup comedy routine
` as only Stewart Francis can deliver them.
Stewart Francis Standup

World's Worst Dating Service

Help, they're making me do hats, I wanna go? home!
World's Worst Dating Service

Fun Facts
After consuming a vibrant brew called Aul or Ale, the Vikings would go fearlessly to the battlefield, without their armour, or even their shirts. Berserk means “bear shirt” in norse, and hence the term To go Berserk.

Humorous Videos

Unusual Will

Some unusual bequests in this humorous video.
A Funny Video Will

Why - The Big Question

Children ask why a lot, and sometimes
find out more than they want to know.
Why - The Big Question

Humor from the Forum

10 of the funniest double-entendres ever aired on TV and Radio


1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting comment ator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said?'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

Interesting Videos

Dumbing Them Down

Comedians discuss the sorry state of today's schools.
Dumbing Them Down

1% of the US Population

British quiz shows deals with the extreme numbers
of the US prison population in a humorous manner.
1% of the US Population

Fun Facts
The loneliest creature on Earth is probably a whale who has been swimming the Pacific ocean for at least 12 years, and singing out in the hope of finding a mate. Scientists report that the whale has a unique song, unlike that of any other whale - so different that while it's been calling for companionship for over a decade, it's never received a response. Poor thing.

Comedy News
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To Health in a Handbasket

President Barack Obama delivers a special edition of The Word, proving that he is perfectly capable of doing Stephen's job.
To Health in a Handbasket
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The Fightin' Us

In part one of his one-part series, Stephen gives a primer on American history, the nation's traditional cuisine and President Obama's renegade methods.
The Fightin' Us

Humor from the Forum

Change is Not Always Better


There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change their underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!"

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

Dang it's Cold Videos

Snowblower Operator Error

This fellow humorously struggling with the snowblower
may not be clear on the concept of blowing the snow away.
Snowblower Operator Error

Ice Creature

Looks like alligator or snake but they cannot survive
in icy water. May have to place in the X files.
Ice Creature

Fun Facts
The Code of Hammurabi decreed that bartenders who watered down beer would be executed.

Late Night Humor

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #8

People are very quick to tweet unflattering things, but it’s important to remember that everyone has feelings. Famous people to read some of the not-so-nice things that are tweeted about them.
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #8

Bill Wants Charities Out Of Sports

When Bill watches a game, he doesn't need constant reminders about human misery.
Bill Wants Charities Out Of Sports

Humor from the Forum

Christmas Lights


so....I guess it's time to go out and pretend I'm putting up the Christmas lights

....that I never took down from last year...

Skit Comedy

We Have Oil

A comedy skit featuring residents of the remote country and the interest the United States takes once they discover oil.
We Have Oil

The Wily and Cunning TSA

This comedy skit has these terrorists wondering how in the TSA is so smart and cunning and blocks their every move.
The Wily and Cunning TSA

Fun Facts
The science-fiction series "Lost in Space" (set in the year 1997) premiered on CBS in 1965.

Funny

First Time in Water

The first time this horse has seen a large body of water. Lots of laughter and splashing make this an enjoyable watch.
First Time in Water

Wife fishing

Husband takes his wife fishing to see if it's something she might enjoy. She sure is excited about catching a fish.
Wife fishing

Humor from the Forum

Bought a house in New York State


My husband and I bought a house in New York State from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared.

One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up.

"For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."

Classic Humor Videos

Sexy Cyborg

I want a babe from another dimension,
not like the ones at the comic conventions.
Sexy Cyborg

Paper Has Its Uses

It seems that computers and digital pads have
replaced paper for a lot of stuff. But not this!
Paper Has Its Uses

Fun Facts
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Comedy News
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The No Social Security for Nazis Act

In an inspiring display of bipartisanship, Congress passes a bill banning Social Security payments to suspected Nazis.
The No Social Security for Nazis Act
Region Limited

Thought for Food - Milk & Pizza

A beverage company enhances milk at the molecular level, and Pizza Hut invents a mind-reading menu.
Thought for Food - Milk & Pizza

Humor from the Forum

Why is Christmas...


"Why is Christmas like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Funny Videos

Leakey Statue

A hidden camera prank; the victim is asked to put their finger
on a leak only to discover an additional leak
Leakey Statue

Officer Huge

Female police officer has ridiculously huge um... assets
that seem to get in the way of everything.
Officer Huge

Fun Facts
A species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length.


Cute Animal Videos

Mismatched Playmates

Mix one large golden retriever, and one tiny kitten,
and it's a pretty good bet that you'll get a cute video.
Mismatched Playmates

Mismatched playmates Take Two

A Chihuahua and Mastiff have a great time playing, even with a huge difference and their sizes.
Mismatched playmates Take Two

Strange and Useless News


Comedy News

Teens Leaving Facebook

A humorous news story pointing out teens are leaving
Facebook and moving onto the next big thing.
Teens Leaving Facebook

Party Place Retirement Center

Just because you're old doesn't mean
you don't want a party anymore.
Party Place Retirement Center

Humor from the Forum

Scientific stuff......converting units


1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

Creative Videos

Girls of Surfing

A happy, creative video of beautiful beaches and beautiful women surfing in perfect weather.
Girls of Surfing

Beautiful Time Lapse

Photographers love of photography opens some eyes
to this beautiful world and it's breathtaking landscapes.
Beautiful Time Lapse

Sites Worth Visiting

Index of Street Art

Huge multi-country index of street art
Index of Street Art

Camouflage Photography

The evolutionary ability of transforming or adapting
to the environment to trick the eye.
Camouflage Photography

Comedy News
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Spot the Africa

Between rampant racial inequality and Ebola outbreaks, South African comedian Trevor Noah admits he hesitated to visit a country as underdeveloped as America.
Spot the Africa
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Inglourious Ambassaders

The newly appointed U.S. ambassadors to Hungary and Argentina make up for what they lack in relevant qualifications with notable campaign fundraising skills.
Inglourious Ambassaders

Humour from the Forum

I don't stereotype....


I type with one hand.

Creative Videos

The Beauty of Iceland

Iceland is a place of beauty and striking contrast
which is the focus of this time lapse video.
The Beauty of Iceland

Creative Nature

A few clips of the creative beauty
and variety found in nature
Creative Nature

Fun Facts
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

Long Ago Videos

Young Bob Dylan

A very young Bob Dylan sings the blues.
A tale of tough times in a coal mining town.
Young Bob Dylan

A Whiter Shade of Pale

Procol Harum singing their 1967 classic hit.
A Whiter Shade of Pale
Humor from the Forum

My wife brought home some K Y jelly


My wife brought home some K Y jelly last night.

She said we're gonna have fun with this tonight.

She was right, when she went out of the bedroom I squirted it all over the door knob.

She couldn't get back in!!

Animal Magic

First Lick

In a parody of the first kiss video, cats and dogs
get together for the first time to lick each other.
First Lick

Houdini the Cat

This cat is an accomplished escape artist.
Houdini the Cat

Strange and Useless News


Comedy

Complimenting Breasts

It is hard to pay a compliment to a woman about her breasts without getting in trouble. This humorous skit finds a way to get around that.
Complimenting Breasts

I Want to Buy a Gun

A humorous skit by Bill Burr about being a first time gun purchaser.
I Want to Buy a Gun

Fun Facts
The German for “contraceptive” is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel.

Science and Beauty

Schlieren Optics

Demonstration of an optical technique that allows us to see small changes in the index of refraction in air. A point source of light is reflected from a concave mirror and focused onto the edge of a razor blade, which is mounted in front of the camera. Light refracted near the mirror and intercepted by the blade gives the illusion of a shadow.
Schlieren Optics

Nudibranchs of Papua New Guinea

Nudibranchs are ocean dwelling slugs that come in many different shapes, colors, and sizes. This video will create some appreciation for their beauty.
Nudibranchs of Papua New Guinea

Humour from the Forum

My wife treats me like


My wife treats me like a God!!

She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.

Adventure Videos

Storm on a Ocean Highway

The Atlantic Ocean Road (Norwegian: Atlanterhavsveien) runs through an archipelago in Eide and Averøy in Norway. The road is a cultural heritage site and is classified as a National Tourist Route and has been declared the world's best road trip.
Storm on a Ocean Highway

Drifting down a Curvy Road

Drifting down a curvy road on their Harley hot wheels
these guys look like they're having a good time.
Drifting down a Curvy Road

Fun Facts
During the temperance movement of the 1890s, marijuana was commonly recommended as a substitute for alcohol. The reason for this was that use of marijuana did not lead to domestic violence while alcohol abuse did.

Comedy News
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Lightsaber Controversy

Stephen defends the new lightsaber design unveiled in a trailer for J.J. Abrams's ''Star Wars: The Force Awakens.''
Lightsaber Controversy

Region Limited

Ferguson Fallout and the St. Louis Rams

Members of the St. Louis Rams face criticism for silently protesting a grand jury's decision to exonerate Officer Darren Wilson.
Ferguson Fallout and the St. Louis Rams

Humor from the Forum

The Irish Divorce


The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

“What happened?? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home ... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"

“Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

“Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation ... she never got your e-mail!"

Entertaining Videos

Soccer Player Verses Dog

Tallented dog steals the soccer ball from a top-notch soccer player. Coaches everywhere wonder how they can get him in uniform.
Soccer Player Verses Dog

Capybara Bath

Capybaras is enjoying a hot bath in wooden washtubs.
At the Nagasaki Bio Park guests are permitted to interact animals.
Capybara Bath

Fun Facts
Christmas stockings supposedly evolved from three sisters who were too poor to afford a marriage dowry and thus were doomed to a life of prostitution. They were rescued when the wealthy Bishop Saint Nicholas of Smyrna crept down their chimney and filled their stockings with gold coins.

Food for Thought

what does Kindness Get You

what does kindness get you, is a good and the message from this video is emotional satisfaction.
what does Kindness Get You

Point Made

Thought provoking video. Watch what happens when the message changes to ''Help the Poor''.
Point Made

Humor from the Forum

God's Sense of Humor


While creating Husbands, God promised Women that good and ideal Husbands would be found in all corners of the world.


...and then he made the earth round.

Situation Comedy Videos

So You Think I'm a Looser

A humorous comeback as Al Bundy sets his
bitter old gradeschool teacher straight.
So You Think I'm a Looser

Big Girl and You Know It

Dudes get turned on by big girls
is the inspiration for this parody.
Big Girl and You Know It

Fun Facts
The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.

Creative Videos

Eight million Gallons of Water

Beautiful video shot at the world’s largest aquarium.
Eight million Gallons of Water

Radical Wandering

You may tend to lean to the left while watching this.
Radical Wandering

Random Thoughts
1 Life is sexually transmitted.

2 The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

3 Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Entertaining Videos

Nailgun Trick

This Nail gun Trick is just that - an illusion If you've spent
any time in construction, you know how it was done.
Nailgun Trick

Shawn Farquhar On Fool Us

The king of card tricks manages to fool Penn and Teller.
Shawn Farquhar On Fool Us

Humor from the Forum

50 years!


There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!

Science Made Interesting

Things You Should Know About Genetics

An animated film that presents fundamental background information
about genetics, as well as offering some quirky facts about DNA.
Things You Should Know About Genetics

Same old Thing

Years ago the Internet brought us new experiences,
these days it seems like the same old thing.
There's a reason for that
Same Old Thing

Fun Facts
IPA’s were originally delivered by the British to their troops in India. India Pale Ales were highly hopped & highly alcoholic to preserve the beer during its long voyage.

Wonder and Creativity

Life is Beautiful

A montage of beautiful location scenery and spectacular
human feats of skill, daring and accomplishment.
Life is Beautiful

Strand Beasts

These sculptures capture the wind,
enabling them to walk on the beach.
Strand Beasts

Humor from the Forum

Moving to the Country


A man who had just moved out to the country decides to start a farm. He goes to one nearby and asks to buy a chicken.

The farmer tells the man that they don't call them chickens there. "We say pullets."

Then the man selects a donkey. The farmer says, "We don't call them donkeys. Here we say, asses. And, by the way, if he ever stops on you, why just hit him a few times."

Then the man asks for one more animal. He asked for a rooster.

The farmer says, "We also have a slang name for them. We call them cocks."

The man was walking home, down the road with his three new animals, when all of a sudden the donkey stops in the middle of the road.

A woman is also walking down the street and he asks her if she will do a favor for him.

She says, "Sure, what do you need?"

The man replies, "Can you hold my cock and pullet... while I slap my ass?"

Something to Look Forward to

Future Explorers

One day we will travel among the stars
Future Explorers

Consciousness on Laser

Dr. Michio Kaku explains how in the future we might transfer our consciousness to laser beams to explore the universe at the speed of light.
Consciousness on Laser

Fun Facts
French fries were invented in Belgium.

Comedy News
Region Limited

Declining Standards of Sexiness

People magazine names Chris Hemsworth the "Sexiest Man Alive," the world's chocolate supply dwindles, and Turkey's president argues that Muslims discovered America.
Declining Standards of Sexiness
Region Limited

Black Friday Sale

While some festive retailers plan to begin Black Friday earlier than ever, many stores would rather let their employees celebrate Thanksgiving.
Black Friday Sale

Humor from the Forum

The Texan and The Irishman


A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and said, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from the top of mah head to the tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

She didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and showed him onto the plane.

He sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, "Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from the top of mah head to the tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."

The little fellow turned to him, "Well now, how d'ye do. My name is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6- inches tall, and I'm white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes, except for my rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W-N."

Animal Videos

Helpful Dog

Bringing in the firewood is a chore, but
this dog seems more than happy to help
Helpful Dog

Battletoad vs Ants

For an amphibian it is hard to tell the difference
between a videogame and a meal.
Battletoad vs Ants

Fun Fact
If you remove all the space in between atoms, the entire human race could fit in the volume of a thimble

Comedy

Stylings Duel

A humorous comedy skit featuring two feuding jazz musicians using a scat performance as cover for an argument about the woman they love.
Stylings Duel

Loser

An ode to those who made the effort. Even though they may have lost, they accomplished much more than those who never tried.
Loser

Humor from the Forum

Work or Pleasure


An Army Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

A Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the Corporal who was in charge of making the coffee and asked what was his opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Corporal responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."

The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well sir”, he said, “if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

Memorable

Whales Feeding in Fjord

A couple of fishermen get the surprise of their life as a group of whales, feeding on school of fish, surfaces next to their boat
Whales Feeding in Fjord

Opening the Floodgates

In the wake of a Typhoon videographer James Reynolds captured this footage of floodwaters blasting through the gates at the Shimen dam in northern Taiwan.
Opening the Floodgates

Fun Fact
The Earth has 1 moon. But did you know there are 2 additional asteroids locked into a co-orbital orbits with Earth? They’re called 3753 Cruithne and 2002 AA29.

3753 Cruithne is 5 km across, and sometimes called Earth’s second moon. It doesn’t actually orbit the Earth, but rather has a synchronized orbit with our home planet. It's orbit that makes it look like it’s following the Earth in orbit, but it’s actually following its own, distinct path around the Sun.

2002 AA29 is 60 meters across, and makes a horseshoe orbit around the Earth that brings it near the planet every 94 years. Scientists have suggested that it would make a good target for a space exploration mission.

Entertaining Videos

Ram destroys a Punching Bag

For entertainment a punching bag has been set up to keep a ram occupied and give it some exercise.
Ram destroys a Punching Bag

Black Swans Feed Koi Fish

Looks like the Swans are feeding the fish. However, Swans will wet dry food before they eat it. These Koi are eating the remnants and maybe snatching a few pieces.
Black Swans Feed Koi Fish

Funny Joke from the Forum

A Woman's Point of View

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.
She replies, 'I'll miss you...

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'



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