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Entertaining Science Videos
Alien Atmosphere Alien Atmosphere

How are NASA and other scientists able to determine the makeup of alien planet atmospheres in faraway solar systems.

Black Hole Meltdown Black Hole Meltdown

Not long ago, watching something being ripped apart as it falls towards a giant black hole would be science fiction. .



Fun Facts

All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.



Funny Videos
Leakey Statue Leakey Statue

A hidden camera prank; the victim is asked to put their finger on a leak only to discover an additional leak

Officer Huge Officer Huge

Female police officer has ridiculously huge um... assets that seem to get in the way of everything.



Humor from the Forum
What do you call a monkey

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboom.



Creative Videos
Eight million Gallons of Water Eight million Gallons of Water

Beautiful video shot at the world’s largest aquarium.

Radical Wandering Radical Wandering

You may tend to lean to the left while watching this.



Fun Facts
In the courts of the Roman Empire, instead of swearing an oath on a bible, men swore to the truth on their statements while holding their genitals. Hence the word 'testify', from 'testicles'.



Comedy Shorts
Walk and Talk Walk and Talk

A humorous comedy short that takes walk and talk scenes featured in action series movies to an extreme level.

IT Crowd - Iran IT Crowd - Iran

In a humorous episode about romance, something the IT guys know very little about, the term a man is confused with Iran..



Humor from the Forum
At the Asylum

Two nuts are sitting next to each other at the asylum. One turns to the other and says, "Why are we all here?"

Other nut shrugs his shoulders and replies, "'Cuz we're not all there."


Interesting Science
Why Do We Like Our Own Farts? Why Do We Like Our Own Farts?

Your farts may smell like roses...to you! To everyone else they stink. What's the Science behind that?.

The Science of Boobs The Science of Boobs

Human breasts are strange. Our offspring are entirely dependent on them, and humans are the only species to have perpetually swollen mammary glands. Evolutionarily speaking though, breasts are a big reason our species has enjoyed incredible success..



Fun Facts

A single Bluefin Tuna can sell from $500,000 to $1.7 million dollars.



Extreme Weather
80 Foot Wave 80 Foot Wave

The North Atlantic is known for big waves, but even for the North Atlantic this is a big way and the ship hits it head-on.

Too Windy to Ride Too Windy to Ride

Winds that gusted up to 100kph (62 mph) that blew competitors off their bikes have forced the cancellation of the International Road Race in South Africa.



Humor from the Forum
Dilbert-isms

Finalists from a "Dilbert Quotes" contest, with quotes from real-life Dilbert-type managers:

1. "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (Microsoft Corp. in Redmond, WA.)

2. "What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping)

3. "E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business." (Accounting manager, Electric Boat Company )

4. "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it." (Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)

5. "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them." (R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.)

6. "My Boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn't edit it. The disk I gave her was write-protected." (CIO of Dell Computers)

7. Quote from the Boss: "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say." (Marketing executive, Citrix Corporation)

8. My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be better for me." (Shipping executive, FTD Florists)

9. "We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees." (Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division)

10. We recently received a memo from senior management saying: "This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the memo mentioned above." (Microsoft, Legal Affairs Division)

11. One day my Boss asked me to submit a status report to him concerning a project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said, "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!" (New business manager, Hallmark Greeting Cards)

12. And the winner!! As director of communications, I was asked to prepare a memo reviewing our company's training programs and materials. In the body of the memo in one of the sentences I mentioned the "pedagogical approach" used by one of the training manuals. The day after I routed the memo to the executive committee, I was called into the HR director's office, and told that the executive vice president wanted me out of the building by lunch. When I asked why, I was told that she wouldn't stand for perverts (pedophiles?) working in her company. Finally, he showed me her copy of the memo, with her demand that I be fired and the word "pedagogical" circled in red. The HR manager was fairly reasonable, and once he looked the word up in his dictionary and made a copy of the definition to send back to her, he told me not to worry. He would take care of it. Two days later, a memo to the entire staff came out directing us that no words which could not be found in the local Sunday newspaper could be used in company memos. A month later, I resigned. In accordance with company policy, I created my resignation memo by pasting words together from the Sunday paper. (Taco Bell Corporation)



Creative and Inspiring
Wanderers - Updated Wanderers - Updated

Wanderers is a vision of humanity's expansion into the Solar System, based on scientific ideas and concepts of what our future in space might look like.

Memory the last Ourselves Memory the last Ourselves

Memories are the last private and intimate pieces of ourselves that haven't been uploaded.



Fun Facts

The ancient Greek colonial city of Sybaris had their plumbing priorities in the right place. They are said to have had pipelines that brought wine from the countryside vineyards directly into the city and their homes.



Humor and Commentary
Colbert Parodies Maddow Colbert Parodies Maddow

I hold in my hand something very significant. It is a joke, something we can confirm has been heard by Donald Trump. And so begins this comedy sketch as Stephen Colbert does a parody of Rachel Maddow.

The CIA leaks The CIA leaks

To say that the CIA had a difficult week would be an understatement. Wiki leaks published documents that reveal how the CIA hacks TVs and phones as well as other network devices.



Humor from the Forum
Getting the Last Word

John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.

John said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.”

“Wow!" said Bob, “how did you manage that?”

"It’s easy,” replied John, “my last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’”



To the Extreme
Trucking Down the River Trucking Down the River

In Russia trucks are built with the ability to ford deep streams, but this is taking things to an extreme.

Climbing Sand Mountains Climbing Sand Mountains

The little pickup truck that could, makes it over huge sand dune.



Fun Facts

There are about 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 – ten quintillion – insects alive on earth at any one moment. In total, they'd weigh about 300 times as much as all the humans put together.



Stand-up Comedy
Ahmed Bharoocha - Pakistani Uncle Ahmed Bharoocha - Pakistani Uncle

Comedian Ahmed Bharoocha tells a humorous story about his Pakistani Uncle, who like most people, doesn't like hearing bad things about his country.

Joey Medina - Dating A Hood Rat Joey Medina - Dating A Hood Rat

Comedian Joey Medina goes out on a date with a hood rat and decides to take her to a nice restaurant. He almost immediately regrets that decision.



Funny Joke from Dixie
He said - She said

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.

He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror



Beauty of Nature
Why Jellyfish Float Like a Butterfly - And Sting Like a Bee Why Jellyfish Float Like a Butterfly - And Sting Like a Bee

Jellyfish don’t have a heart, or blood, or even a brain. They’ve survived five mass extinctions. And you can find them in every ocean, from pole to pole. What’s their secret? Keeping it simple, but with a few dangerous tricks..

Masters of Underwater Camouflage Masters of Underwater Camouflage

Octopuses and cuttlefish are masters of underwater camouflage, blending in seamlessly against a rock or coral. But squid have to hide in the open ocean, mimicking the subtle interplay of light, water, and waves..



Humor from the Forum
Any Books on Paranoia

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia

She whispered "They're behind you."



Humorous Comedy Sketches
Blind Date and the Chicken Lady Blind Date and the Chicken Lady

Chicken Lady entertains her blind date in her apartment. Though repulsed by her appearance and mannerisms, curiosity gets the better of him - for a while.

What Was That All About What Was That All About

You would be forgiven for thinking that the lady was trying to get the man's attention.



Fun Facts

Your brain uses between 20 - 25% of the oxygen your breathe.



Stand-Up Comedy
Auto Check-Out Auto Check-Out

Bill Burr humorously points out that self checkouts allow us to work without receiving any pay ...or even a discount

The Difference Between Men and Women The Difference Between Men and Women

Stand-up comedy on the differences between men and women.



Humor from the Forum
Groaners

1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A backward poet writes inverse.
11. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
12. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.



Magic and Illusion
Nailgun Trick Nail-Gun Trick

This Nail_Gun Trick is an illusion. If you've spent any time in construction, you can probably figure out how it was done.

Shawn Farquhar On Fool Us Shawn Farquhar On Fool Us

The king of card tricks manages to fool Penn and Teller.



Humor from the Forum
If you lose one sense

If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate.

That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.



We're Not Dead Yet
Forever Young at Burning Man Forever Young at Burning Man

Experience Burning Man through the eyes of 86-year-old retired firefighter.

Party Place Retirement Center Party Place Retirement Center

Just because you're old doesn't mean you don't want a party anymore.



Fun Facts

First-cousin marriages are legal in Utah, so long as both parties are 65 or older!



Funny Videos
D*ck Maintenance D*ck Maintenance

Large or small this product solves man's greatest issue below the belt - belt sander that is.

Stuff Southern Women Say Stuff Southern Women Say

Southern women say the darndest things. Downright funny southern colloquialisms



Humor from the Forum
Three Little Pigs

This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six Year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her Class.

When she came to the part where the first pig was gathering building materials for his home.

She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of That straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy said very matter-of-factly, "Holy Cow! A talking pig!!



Musical Humor
Pandering Pandering

This humorist says if you are writing music honestly he would never bash that. A humorous parody of the modern version of a country song.

The Fence The Fence

A humorous ditty about the human race being on a mission to divide everything into opposing sides. Everything is either black or white.



Fun Facts

Listening to the chirps of crickets can give you a rough estimate of what the temperature outdoors is on the Fahrenheit temperature scale. Count the amount of chirps you hear in fifteen seconds and add 37



Entertaining Stuff
Waves Over the Cabin Window Waves Over the Cabin Window

Caught in a hurricane anthem of the seas rides it out with huge waves hitting above the cabin windows on the lower deck.

Train Versus Snow Bank Train Versus Snow Bank

Train comes into the station and plows into a snow bank, but you would have thought passengers would've had the good sense to stand back.



Famous Quotes

"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious.'' -- Aristotle, 343 B.C.

''Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.''--Seneca

''Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.'' - Napoleon Bonaparte



Classic Funny Videos
Hi-tech Delicious Hi-tech Delicious

Fruity names for hi-tech devices?

Funny Dickens Cider Commercial Funny Dickens Cider Commercial

I am quite sure that most young men would like a Dickens cider.



Humor from the Forum
Little Johnny and the Waterhole

One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the waterhole to get some water for cooking dinner.

As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.

"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.

"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny.

He's been there for years, and he's never hurt no one.

Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"



Stand-up Comedy
Stewards of the Earth Stewards of the Earth

If Christians were given dominion over the earth would God be pissed off at the way they have managed his creation.

TV Doctors TV Doctors

Not a real doctor just play one on TV, Doug Stanhope humorously excoriates America's abundance of manipulative TV doctors.



Fun Facts

The dwarf planet Pluto is named for the ancient Roman god of the underworld. In Roman mythology, Pluto was the son of Saturn who, with his three brothers, controlled the world: Jupiter controlled the sky, Neptune controlled the sea, and Pluto ruled the underworld.



Sketch Comedy
Worst Trainride Ever Worst Trainride Ever

His daughter is having her first period, and daddy is trying to be helpful, much to his fellow passengers dismay.

The small office The small office

One of the men working in an office complains that one of his female coworkers is getting a little too friendly. They all meet in the supervisors impossibly small office to discuss the issue..



Humor from the Forum
My Wife Threw a Bottle

My wife threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.

It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.



Interesting Science
Males vs. Females Males vs. Females

In the animal kingdom, reproduction often involves more conflict than cooperation. The struggle between males and females leads to a host of weird adaptations, from chastity belts to anti-aphrodisiacs.

Why Do We Have More Boys Than Girls? Why Do We Have More Boys Than Girls?

As it turns out rather than they 50-50 split there are more males born than females. And even more surprising external economic and environmental factors can vary the birth ratio of boys to girls.



Funny News


SNL Comedy
Marry a Mermaid Marry a Mermaid

A marooned pilot is forced to marry one of three mermaids: Oceana, Aquaticana or Shud (Kate McKinnon) and her best friend Kunk (Scarlett Johansson).

Zoo Photographer - SNL Zoo Photographer - SNL

Members of a morning show misrepresent an animal photographer from the local zoo thanks to a major screw-up by the graphics department.



Fun Facts

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!



Stand-up Comedy
Terror Levels Threat Levels

It's not easy finding humor in life-threatening situations. But humor helps us deal with the fear factor and get on with our everyday lives.

Women and the Grapes of Wrath Women and the Grapes of Wrath

Humorous examples of how women and men think differently. Men react and women plot.



Quotable

Two things are infinite: the universe and stupidity of people. And I'm not sure about the first one. - Albert Einstein

I can't believe that the same God who has gifted us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forget how to use them. - Galileo


Inspirational Videos
Teach Your Children Well Teach Your Children Well

Why aren't we taught that to succeed means
being happy at what you do for living.

Heaven and Hell Heaven and Hell

Our world is like a heaven for us, a lovely and more or less placid place, compared to other possibilities.



Fun Facts

Dolly the sheep, the first cloned mammal, was named because she was created from a mammary cell, and the scientists couldn't think of a more impressive set of glands than Dolly Parton's.



Stand-up Comedy Classics
New-Wave and Old-School New-Wave and Old-School

Carlin's best routine ''New Age but Old School'' redone, remixed, and set to music.

JJ At the Apollo JJ At the Apollo

A 12-year-old comedian wows the audience at the Apollo.



Funny Joke from the Forum
The Painting

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.



Looking back and Laughing
Heaven Explained Heaven

The devil, in the guise of a parking meter attendant explains heaven.

Ross Sisters Ross Sisters

Long ago there were three sisters that were very flexible. Sounds like the beginning of a funny joke but it was real.



Strange Laws

In Blue Earth, Minnesota a law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.

A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.



Humor and Reason
If That Then This If That Then This

Tim Minchin explores where logic goes wrong

Just Friends Just Friends

"Can men and women be best friends"; a pair of filmmakers set out to prove a point.



Fun Facts

Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase ” The Rule of the Thumb”.



Animals and Laughs
Cat Apologies Cat Apologies

Kitty cat makes a valiant attempt at apologizing and then goes back to being a cat.

Throw the Tennis Ball Throw the Tennis Ball

Is he rooting for the tennis player, or does he just wants someone to throw the tennis ball.



Funny Joke from the Forum
My Living Will

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, tossed out my beer, and unplugged the computer.

...and she thinks she's funny!



Had a Bad Day
Big Splash Big Splash

Might want to back up a bit just in case that big tank going through the mud hole splashes

Porsche in Wet Cement Porsche in Wet Cement

Somewhere somebody is having a worse day than you.
Check out this embarrassed guy in San Francisco.



Fun Facts

In 1784 Henery Shrapnel invented a hollow cannon ball that would be filled with shot and gun powder,and exploded over the enemies



Funny Pranks
Topographically Superior Topographically Superior

This map has one big advantage it is topographically superior.

Piece of Cake Piece of Cake

All the server has to do is serve cake. But a hidden camera and a magnet make this a funny prank.



Humor from the Forum
Love or Football

As he watched TV a man kept switching between a football game and a movie with a couple making passionate love.

"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.

"Watch them," his wife replied dryly. "You already know how to play football!"



Humorous Handyman Videos
Cadillac of Backhoes Cadillac of Backhoes

A humorous handyman project! Red Green shows how easy it is to turn a Cadillac into a backhoe

Flush That Gas Flush That Gas

What do a carburetor and the toilet had in common? If you answered a float, you would be correct but they don't serve the same purpose.



Fun Facts

Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day.



Interesting Interviews from Long Ago
Jon Stewart - George Carlin Jon Stewart - George Carlin

If you were a fan of George Carlin.

 Outsourced Humor I Met The Walrus

A long time ago but still true today.



Humor from the Forum
Stand by Your Man

Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she was by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, ‘You know what? ‘You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what Martha?’

‘What dear?’ she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

‘I’m beginning to think you’re bad luck…



Humor and Satire
The Real Reason Jaywalking Is A Crime The Real Reason Jaywalking Is A Crime

After coming under heavy criticism due to pedestrian casualties, the automobile industry sought to ban pedestrians from the road. The term Jay was used to describe a rube..

Why The TSA Doesn't Stop Terrorist Attacks Why The TSA Doesn't Stop Terrorist Attacks

In its entire history, the TSA has not stopped a single terrorist attack. But they have inconvenienced and annoyed countless travelers. Is it worth it?.



Funny News


Entertaining Videos
Slow and Dangerous Slow and Dangerous

Entertaining super slow motion highlights with lots of mayhem and destruction.

Abandoned Track Adventure Abandoned Track Adventure

An Adventure based on a slightly strange device called a Rail Rider, basically a go-kart designed to run on railroad tracks.



Fun Facts

96% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.



Creative Videos
Team Oracle Sailing Team Oracle Sailing

Flying over the waves on foils at 40 kn
is what it takes to win the America's Cup.

Colorful Dubai Time Lapse Colorful Dubai Time Lapse

A creative time-lapse video of Dubai showing off some colorfully lighted features.



Famous Quotes
Famous quotes on Religion

"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider to be God-fearing and pious."-- Aristotle, 343 B.C.

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful." --Seneca

“Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.” - Napoleon Bonaparte.



Practical Joker
Emergency - Practical Joker Emergency - Practical Joker

Practical jokes in this video range from a broken down emergency vehicle to the more creative prank of asking passersby to hold jumper cables on the patient's nipples.

Tetris - Practical Joker Tetris - Practical Joker

Dressed as Tetris blocks this group of pranksters forms of block chain to hold back traffic and annoy the crap out of a couple of escalator riders but then there are also some pretty funny moments.



Fun Facts

Scientists suggest that merely staring into another person’s eyes is a strong precursor to love. In an experiment, strangers of the opposite sex were put in a room together for 90 minutes where they talked about intimate details and then stared into each other’s eyes without talking. Many felt a deep attraction for each other, and two married each other six months later



Humor and Commentary
Why I Left Facebook Why I Left Facebook

After a decade on Facebook this person has found that the social media giant has lost its initial charm, and sets out to find out why it went from intriguing to irritating. .

Big Tobacco vs. Little Vape Big Tobacco vs. Little Vape

The vaping market is still dominated by small artisan vendors, but they could soon vanish the victim of the expensive new FDA regulations that purport to regulate vaping. Samantha sends her friend to a vape convention.



Humor from the Forum
Confucius Say:

It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.

A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.

It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.





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