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Comedy Videos

Terror Lite

Steve Hughes makes a few humorous
observations about the war on terror.
Terror Lite

Brass and Magic

An entertaining comedy skit featuring a brass septet
and some magic and Austrian style humour.
Brass and Magic

Fun Facts
Primates share 4 basic features: forward-facing eyes, grasping hands, fingerprints, and large brains.

Monkeys are most easily distinguished from apes by their tails. Apes have no tails.

Interesting Videos

Extreme Volcano Close-Up

Up close with a huge pot of red-hot boiling rock
Extreme Volcano Close-Up

Thousands of Dolphin Spotted

A group of over 100,000 dolphin spotted off the coast of
San Diego created a delightful spectacle for nature watcher.
Thousands of Dolphin Spotted

Funny Joke from the Forum

Taking a Bath


A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

Artistic Videos

Heart of Fire

An immensely creative surrealist video.
Comparable some say, with Destino by Dali and Disney.
Heart of Fire

Destino by Disney and Dali

In 1946 Walt Disney asked Salvador Dalí to draw a
cartoon that embodied of the idea of surrealism.
Destino by Disney andDali

Fun Facts
The Real McCoy is not in fact the real McCoy - the phrase was originally 'the real MacKay', and referred to a Scotch whisky. It changed to 'McCoy' when it moved to America, possibly as a result of it being applied to the boxer Kid McCoy.

Pranks and Parody

Spider Trick

A cool prank using a smartphone. A black woman gets really freaked out and loses her cool, and her hair, over this spider trick.
Spider Trick

Freemium Games

South Park Accurately Sums up Freemium Games - Freemium isn't Free - It is a good way for game manufacturers to nickel and dime us.
Freemium Games

Echo Parody

A humorously edited parody of an advertisement for the new product, 'Echo'.
Echo Parody

Humor from the Forum

If you lose one sense


If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate.

That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.


Entertaining Videos

Nailgun Trick

This Nail gun Trick is just that - an illusion If you've spent
any time in construction, you know how it was done.
Nailgun Trick

Shawn Farquhar On Fool Us

The king of card tricks manages to fool Penn and Teller.
Shawn Farquhar On Fool Us

Fun Facts
The Kama Sutra was written by Mallanga Vatsyayana, who was rumored to be celibate.

Food for Thought

what does Kindness Get You

what does kindness get you, is a good and the message from this video is emotional satisfaction.
what does Kindness Get You

Point Made

Thought provoking video. Watch what happens when the message changes to ''Help the Poor''.
Point Made

Humor from the Forum

50 years!


There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!

Comedy News
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Rant-Man

Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump is in hot water once again after disputing Senator John McCain's war hero status.
Rant-Man
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Terms of Enrichment

The U.S. came to a landmark nuclear agreement with Iran, but Israeli Prime Minster Benjamin Netanyahu and some high-ranking Republicans aren't satisfied with the deal.
Terms of Enrichment

Fun Facts
It takes about five hours for sunlight to reach Pluto. It takes eight minutes to reach Earth

Interesting Videos

We Stopped Dreaming

The importance of exploring space is that it gives hope
and dreams for the future, and ignites scientific curiosity.
We Stopped Dreaming

Black Hole Meltdown

Not long ago, watching something being ripped apart as it falls
towards a giant black hole would be science fiction. .
Black Hole Meltdown

Humor from the Forum

The Difference Between Women With Small and Large Breasts


Women with big breasts…
...can get a taxi on the worst days
...make jogging a spectator sport (a personal favorite of mine)
...can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
...have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
...always float better
...know where to look first for lost earrings

Women with small breasts…
...don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
...find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
...can sleep on their stomachs
...know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
...know that everything more than a handful is wasted
...can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.

Entertaining

Super Soft Faceplant

This young lady has a special talent.
Super Soft Faceplant

Go Granny Go

Grandma flexes muscles that make most guys
look like a puny wimp.
Go Granny Go

Fun Facts
If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.

If you save one penny and double it every successive day, (day two you have 2 pennies and day three you have 4 pennies, and so on), by the end of 30 days you’ll have $5,368,708!

Situation Comedy Videos

So You Think I'm a Looser

A humorous comeback as Al Bundy sets his
bitter old gradeschool teacher straight.
So You Think I'm a Looser

Big Girl and You Know It

Dudes get turned on by big girls
is the inspiration for this parody.
Big Girl and You Know It

Funny Joke from the Forum

''Don't we look pretty today''

A woman took her mother to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, the young mother and her daughter ran a few errands, then returned to the doctor.

While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked, "Don't we look pretty today", as he performed his examination. The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing.

When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The Following conversation ensued:

Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, "Don't we look pretty today", while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate?

Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn't referring to your hairstyle or something?

Mother: Well, it still wasn't appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?

Daughter: I don't know. We're you embarrassed?

Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS (feminine deodorant spray) this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I still don't think he should have commented!

Daughter: I don't have any FDS.

Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I used some before the appointment...

Granddaughter: That's my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!

Standup Comedy Videos

Stewart Francis Standup

Classic one-liners in this standup comedy routine
` as only Stewart Francis can deliver them.
Stewart Francis Standup

World's Worst Dating Service

Help, they're making me do hats, I wanna go? home!
World's Worst Dating Service

Fun Facts
Use of the condom was first noted in published literature in the early 1500s. The device was originally made of linen, and historians believe the legendary lover Casanova used linen condoms.a

Historical records show that even in 1850 B.C., women attempted to practice birth control. The most common method was a mixture of crocodile dung and honey placed in the vagina in the hopes of preventing pregnancy.

Long Ago Videos

Young Bob Dylan

A very young Bob Dylan sings the blues.
A tale of tough times in a coal mining town.
Young Bob Dylan

A Whiter Shade of Pale

Procol Harum singing their 1967 classic hit.
A Whiter Shade of Pale
Humour from the Forum

I don't stereotype....


I type with one hand.

Comedy

Complimenting Breasts

It is hard to pay a compliment to a woman about her breasts without getting in trouble. This humorous skit finds a way to get around that.
Complimenting Breasts

I Want to Buy a Gun

A humorous skit by Bill Burr about being a first time gun purchaser.
I Want to Buy a Gun

Fun Facts
The German for “contraceptive” is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel.

Skit Comedy

We Have Oil

A comedy skit featuring residents of the remote country and the interest the United States takes once they discover oil.
We Have Oil

The Wily and Cunning TSA

This comedy skit has these terrorists wondering how in the TSA is so smart and cunning and blocks their every move.
The Wily and Cunning TSA

Humour from the Forum

My wife treats me like


My wife treats me like a God!!

She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.

Humor

Schumer Sends a Prank Text

While attending a celebrity dinner, Amy Schumer Sent a Prank Text to Katie Couric's Husband.
Schumer Sends a Prank Text

Teens Don't Like Weed Anymore

Studies show marijuana use amongst teens is declining, which is leading to some humorously awkward family moments.
Teens Don't Like Weed Anymore

Fun Facts
If you want to create an instant link with a date, say his or her name at least twice in the conversation. This shows attentiveness and connectiveness

Studies show that remembering bits of information about a person and working them into conversations not only is highly flattering but also shows interest.

Around the Net

Blue Angels Fly By

Blue Angel does a low fly by and sends tents and umbrellas into the air.
Blue Angels Fly By

Tales of Headless Fish

Even though the fish has been gutted and the head has been removed it still lives.
Tales of Headless Fish

Humor from the Forum

Zero Tolerance for Idiots

Junior high schools have a zero tolerance policy on name calling, so a teacher had a concern when a student complained another student had called him the "E" word.

"E" word? the teacher asked, puzzled as she could could not think of single bad name beginning with E.

The student lowered his voice and muttered, "idiot"

Comedy News

Teens Leaving Facebook

A humorous news story pointing out teens are leaving
Facebook and moving onto the next big thing.
Teens Leaving Facebook

Party Place Retirement Center

Just because you're old doesn't mean
you don't want a party anymore.
Party Place Retirement Center

Fun Facts
A species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length.


Cute Animal Videos

Mismatched Playmates

Mix one large golden retriever, and one tiny kitten,
and it's a pretty good bet that you'll get a cute video.
Mismatched Playmates

Mismatched playmates Take Two

A Chihuahua and Mastiff have a great time playing, even with a huge difference and their sizes.
Mismatched playmates Take Two

Humor from the Forum

Scientific stuff......converting units


1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

Creative Videos

Girls of Surfing

A happy, creative video of beautiful beaches and beautiful women surfing in perfect weather.
Girls of Surfing

Beautiful Time Lapse

Photographers love of photography opens some eyes
to this beautiful world and it's breathtaking landscapes.
Beautiful Time Lapse

Strange and Useless News


Funny Videos

Not Rocket Science

A pompous twit gets put in his place.
Not Rocket Science

Nowhere to Go

Snappy comeback to a question from a
viewer leaves the news staff laughing.
Nowhere to Go

Funny Joke from the Forum

Whiskey




Recently one Congressman from a Bible belt congressional district was asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

The politician responded, "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it."

He continued, "But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise."

Interesting Videos

Playing In The Mud

Just some good old boys playing in the mud
with high octane pickups, and big tires.
Playing In The Mud

Navy Attempts Humor

Navy operates in riverine environments; an essential skill in the Navy Special Operations arsenal that allows them to fight in areas larger vessels cannot go.
Navy Attempts Humor

Fun Facts
China has 1.3 billion+ people and only about 200 family names.


Best of Colbert
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Turing Test Breakthrough

A computer passes the famous Turing Test by successfully disguising itself as a 13-year-old boy.
Turing Test Breakthrough
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The Enemy Within - Bina the Activist Android

Sirius Satellite Radio founder Martine Rothblatt invents a black lesbian robot with a radical agenda.
The Enemy Within - Bina the Activist Android

Funny Joke from the Forum

5 Signs You're Not the.. Sexual Marvel You Once Were!


5. These days, you get winded just turning down the blanket.

4. "Five times in one night" now means your overactive bladder is acting up again.

3. It takes Viagra just to play hard to get.

2. You can still make her eyes roll back in her head, but now it's out of annoyance.

1. Your response to a cute, 16-year-old high school student with tight jeans and an exposed belly? "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!"

Entertaining Videos

Forever Young at Burning Man

Experience Burning Man through the eyes
of 86-year-old retired firefighter.
Forever Young at Burning Man

Scientifically Accurate Flintstones

Flintstones would be a far different show
if treated with scientific accuracy.
Scientifically Accurate Flintstones

Fun Facts
The ancient Romans celebrated the Feast of Lupercalia on Feb. 14 in honor of Juno, the queen of the Roman gods and goddesses. Juno was also the goddess of women and marriage.

Creative Videos

The Beauty of Iceland

Iceland is a place of beauty and striking contrast
which is the focus of this time lapse video.
The Beauty of Iceland

Creative Nature

A few clips of the creative beauty
and variety found in nature
Creative Nature

Humor from the Forum

10 of the funniest double-entendres ever aired on TV and Radio


1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting comment ator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said?'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

Interesting Videos

Dumbing Them Down

Comedians discuss the sorry state of today's schools.
Dumbing Them Down

1% of the US Population

British quiz shows deals with the extreme numbers
of the US prison population in a humorous manner.
1% of the US Population

Fun Facts
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

Comedy

Hannibal Buress Confronts A Twitter Troll

Comedian Hannibal Buress discovered some ugly comments about him by an anonymous Twitter troll. So Buress used his connections to hunt down the troll.
Hannibal Buress Confronts A Twitter Troll

New Alcohol Detection Procedure

A humorous prank played on drivers by comedians dressed up as police
New Alcohol Detection Procedure

Funny Jokes

Honest Lawyer


A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stone-cutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stone-cutter.

"In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave.

However, I could put 'here lies an honest lawyer'."

"But that won't let people know who it is!" protested the lawyer.

"Sure it will," retorted the stone-cutter. "People will read it and exclaim, 'That's Strange!'"


Humorous

Rubik's Cube Magician

Magician using a Rubik's Cube and some well practiced sleight-of-hand fools Penn & Teller
Rubik's Cube Magician

Screw All That

A humorously frank guided meditation more likely to leave you laughing than serene
Screw All That

Funny Jokes

Cannibals


Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity.

"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees.".

The cannibals promised they would not..

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But now, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."


Comedy News
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Slandero Gigante

Major companies severe ties with Donald Trump after his derogatory comments about Mexican immigrants, but the Republican presidential hopeful is sticking by his words.
Slandero Gigante
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Better Call Foul

Conservatives suggest that Jon's liberal bias has poisoned the Republican brand and negatively impacted political discourse.
Better Call Foul

Fun Facts
The dwarf planet Pluto is named for the ancient Roman god of the underworld. In Roman mythology, Pluto was the son of Saturn who, with his three brothers, controlled the world: Jupiter controlled the sky, Neptune controlled the sea, and Pluto ruled the underworld..

Funny Videos

In My Genes

An offhand comment made after mentioning that her grandmother could grow a beard humorously embarrasses this TV host
In My Genes

The Last Leg

Host of The Last Leg finally had the guts to say about politicians what many have been thinking.
The Last Leg

Great Britain Humor and History

A humorous history lesson on Great Britain by way of this comedy skit.
Great Britain Humor and History

Funny Jokes

A Daughter Asks Her Dad...


A daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand.

He said that I have beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”

Her Dad replied, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe.”




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