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Creative Videos

Mystery Tramp

A classic song told in storybook fashion
using stop motion video.
Mystery Tramp

Sign Language

Even in the City you can find love, life, and happiness.
Sign Language

Comedy News
Region Limited

The Empire Takes Back - Tank Tricks

Vladimir Putin continues to deny that the mystery militias moving into eastern Ukraine are Russian.
The Empire Takes Back - Tank Tricks

Region Limited

The Younger Games - Catching Ire

As spring break descends upon America, Fox News criticizes the debaucherous behavior - but then offers advice on how to party harder.
The Younger Games - Catching Ire

Humor from the Forum

Paddy at War


The Irish have sent two warships to the Middle East.

One of them is filled with sand; and the other is filled with cement.

They are obviously planning a mortar attack!!

Funny Videos

The Old College Try

Humorous song writers Garfunkel and Oates sing
about a college bisexual experience.
The Old College Try

Funny Parody Sexy

Rolls of laughter, heavyweight humor, an ocean of motion
are pretty good descriptions of this parody.
Funny Parody Sexy

Witty Quotes
Friends are like bras, close to the heart, and there for support!

Nature Videos

Helping A Dolphin

Dolphin entangled with fishing line seeks help
from divers in Kona Hawaii
Helping A Dolphin

Harar Hyenas

Hyenas are traditionally fed each night in Harar, Ethiopia
to keep them from attacking the population.
Harar Hyenas

Funny Jokes from the forum

A New Stick Deodorant


I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.

I can hardly walk but my farts smell awesome.

Funny Videos

That's One Way to Foil a Mugger

Funny video of a mugging victim with a nervous bladder.
He got to keep his wallet but in a most unusual way.
That's One Way to Foil a Mugger

Mud Hole Waterskiing

A big mud puddle, some heavy equipment and some good old boys enjoying themselves.
Mud Hole Waterskiing

Fun Facts
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of lobsters is blue.

The fastest bird is the Spine-tailed swift, clocked at speeds of up to 220 miles per hour.

The fastest -moving land snail, the common garden snail, has a speed of 0.0313 mph.

Funny Videos

Modern Man

A modern man tries to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend,
but the other woman in his life, his smart phone, keeps interrupting.
Modern Man

Phobias All Around

Nobody's odd except you and me - and I won't tell anyone
Phobias All Around

Touch Me - Hidden Camera

A hidden camera captures men's reactions
when a beautiful woman asks them to touch her.
Touch Me - Hidden Camera

Humor from the Forum

My Wife is Looking Good


A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.

This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot and beer?"


The man replied, "I have a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, I head home!

Strange Nature Videos

On a Pangolin's Menue

With its giant claws, the pangolin is nature's backhoe. Add in a long, sticky tongue it is the scourge of the insect world.
On a Pangolin's Menue

Zombie Snails

These mind-controlling parasites called Leucochloridium paradoxum command infected snails to do their bidding.
Zombie Snails

Fun Facts
There are over 10 trillion living cells in the human body.

Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen and nitrogen make up 90% of the human body.

Every year over 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.

Creative Videos

Heart of Darkness

Using IR telescopes to penetrate the veil of dust that surrounds
our galaxy's core, astronomers found a supermassive black hole.
Heart of Darkness

Science And Beauty

Science and the beauty of nature go hand in hand.
Science And Beauty

Humor from the Forum

Trip to the store......


There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

They need to make their instructions a little clearer!


Sites Worth Visiting

Construction of the Statue of Liberty

Photos of the origional construction in France
Construction of the Statue of Liberty

Hells Angles in 1965

Old photos of a different time
Hells Angles in 1965

Fun Facts
New research suggests that passionate love does not always decline over time. In addition to exhibiting intense activity in the ventral tegmental area of the brain similar to those in the early stages of love, brain scans also show activity in the ventral pallidum, a region associated with feelings of long-term attachment, and in the raphe nucleus, which is responsible for higher serotonin levels, which lead to calmness and less obsession.

Funny Videos

Killing King George

Apparently King George V was euthanized,
QI's panel manages a humorous discussion.
Euthanasing George

Arguing on the Net

The longer you argue with someone on the Internet
Arguing on the Net

Funny Joke from the Forum

Billy's Baseball Game


Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked.

"You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!"

"Really? How'd you do that?"

"I dropped the ball."

Animal Rescue Videos

Whale Shark Rescue

Whale sharks often congregate around fishing platforms to eat the small
baitfish fishermen are targeting. Sometimes they get entangled.
Whale Shark Rescue

One Whale at a Time

A young Humpback whale, tangled in fishing nets in the
Sea of Cortez, gets rescued and shows her appreciation.
One Whale at a Time

Fun Facts
The '60s show Lost in Space takes place in 1997.

Funny People Videos

Dramatic Reading of Sexy

Ira David Wood does a dramatic reading of
'Sexy and I Know It' on the Showgram.
Dramatic Reading of Sexy

Shadbolt on 7Days

Invercargill Mayor Tim Shadbolt on comedy gameshow
brings down the house with laughter .
Shadbolt on 7Days

Humor from the Forum

Just kids talking


Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works all day to give us a nice home and good food.

My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"

The other kid says, "What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!"

The first kid asks, "What if they try to escape?"

Cute Pet Videos

Cute Puppy - Patient Cat

Puppy wants to play, cat would like him to go away
Cute Puppy - Patient Cat

That Annoying Phone

This is one way to get rid of that annoying sound.
That Annoying Phone

Kitty Is A Troll

Kitty is a troll, takes a swipe and
someone else gets in trouble.
Kitty Is A Troll

Fun Facts
A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15 Terabytes of data

Creative Music Videos

Bottle Cap Blues

Sitting around with your friends killing a couple of six packs
trying to think of ways to open your next drink.
Bottle Cap Blues

Out in the Woods

Looking at this reminds me that
I need to get out and Party more often
Out in the Woods

Danger High Voltage!

Off-beat music video from Electric 6 called
danger high voltage.
Danger High Voltage!

Humor from the Forum

A Hooker Who Likes Noodles


What do you call a hooker who likes noodles?

A Pastatute

Entertaining Videos

Storm

In the confines of a London dinner party, comedian
Tim Minchin argues with a hippy named Storm.
Storm

Parking Lot Incident

A simple shopping trip goes horribly wrong
in this humorous animation.
Parking Lot Incident

Fun Facts
If you want to create an instant link with a date, say his or her name at least twice in the conversation. This shows attentiveness and connectiveness

Studies show that remembering bits of information about a person and working them into conversations not only is highly flattering but also shows interest.

Comedy Videos

But Maybe

Stand up comedy covering some of the tragedies
in life that may just be a little bit peoples fault.
But Maybe

Indians and Chinese

Humorous comedy skit illustrating what happens when
Indian and Chinese people try to do business.
Indians and Chinese

Humor from the Forum

The Origin of Officer Insignia


The young second lieutenant approached the crusty old first sergeant and asked him about the origin of the commissioned officer insignias.

"Well, LT, it's history and tradition. First, we give you a gold bar representing that you're valuable BUT malleable. The silver bar of a first lieutenant represents value, but less malleable. When you make captain, you're twice as valuable so we give you two silver bars.

"As a colonel, you soar over military masses, hence the eagle. As a general, you're obviously a star. That answer your question, LT?"

"Yeah, but what about major and lieutenant colonel?"

"Now, son, that goes waaaaaay back in history. Back to the Garden of Eden even. You see, we've always covered our pricks with leaves . . ."

Funny Animal Videos

Tortoise Neck Rub

He may need a cigarette after that.
Tortoise Rub

No No No

Poor kitty cat is traumatized when it sees
it's human without any fur.
No No No

Fun Facts
Contrary to popular belief, large breasts do not respond sexually better than small breasts.

Music Videos

Pot-shop

This humorous parody of thrift shop hopes to
open a conversation about decriminalization.
Pot-shop

The Context Song

Tim Minchin brings his humor to the Royal Philharmonic
as together they perform the context song.
The Context Song

Humor from the Forum

Congress....lol


The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

Less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), and a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.

And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? . . It's ..... a Congress!

Don't believe it? .. look it up!

Things have become a lot clearer.

Funny Videos

How To Get a Sexy Body

Hal Thompson, a fitness expert, shows you how
to get the sexy body you've always wanted.
How To Get a Sexy Body

Hamster Crash

Speedy rodent races around his wheel
explained with with humorous commentary.
Hamster Crash

Fun Facts
Contrary to popular belief, large breasts do not respond sexually better than small breasts.

Funny Animal Videos

Best Friends

Dog stands by while a little boy takes a break
from walking the dog to play in a puddle.
Best Friends

Ducks on Highway

Will the ducks make it across the highway?
Some tense moments in this distracting video.
Ducks on Highway

Messing With Kitty

Kitty loves to play but is a little high strung.
Messing With Kitty

Budgie Balancing Act

In the finist tradition of ''Stupid Pet Tricks''.
Budgie Balancing Act

Funny Joke from Mugley

The new Men's Thesaurus


"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid,and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

Our World Videos

Deep Deep Water

In the deepest parts of the oceans there are ecosystems
with more diversity than a tropical rainforest.
Deep Deep Water

Trip to the North Pole

The most powerful ice breaker in the world sails through
the ice covered Arctic ocean to the North Pole.
Trip to the North Pole

Fun Facts
Before invention of the thermometer, brewers used to check the temperature by dipping their thumb, to find whether appropriate for adding Yeast. Too hot, the yeast would die. This is where we get the phrase ” The Rule of the Thumb”.

Entertaining Videos

Wrecking Crew Orchestra

Wrecking Crew Orchestra putting on a stage performance
choreography in glow suitse
Wrecking Crew Orchestra

Fishing Under The Ice

Surreal other worldly views from a fishing expedition
under the ice at beautiful lake Saarijärvi.
Fishing Under The Ice

Humor from the Forum

Chemists do it too...


Chemists do it reactively.
Chemists do it in test tubes.
Chemists do it in equilibrium.
Chemists do it in the fume hood.
Chemists do it in an excited state.
Chemists do it periodically on table.
Chemists do it organically and inorganically.
Electrochemists do it with greater potential.
Polymer chemists do it in chains.
Pharmaceutical chemists do it with drugs.
Analytical chemists do it with precision and accuracy.

Interesting Videos

Beauty or Brains

Should evolution taught in school?
Seems like an easy question, but...
Beauty or Brains

Just Friends

"Can men and women be best friends";
a pair of filmmakers set out to prove a point.
Just Friends

What's on the Menu

A nice little quiet restaurant but there are no prices
and his date wants to know the cost.
What's on the Menu

Fun Facts
The most commonly used word in English conversation is 'I'.

Comedy Videos

Prom Time Again

Little ditty about going to the prom.
Prom Time Again

No Girls Allowed

A humorous explanation of why there are so few female comedians.
No Girls Allowed

What's for Dinner Kitty

I think he might be right. Here Kitty Kitty!
What's for Dinner Kitty

Funny Political Quotes
''The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

''Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.'' - Will Rogers

Comedy Videos

Mrs. Brown's Browser

Mrs. Brown discovers how to use a browser and
searches for ''woman needs a man'', with hilarious results.
Mrs. Brown's Browser

40,000 Party Pics

Who knew that taking photos on smart phones
would solve a crime at the scene of a wild party.
40,000 Party Pics

Fun Facts
10 percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

40 percent of women have hurled footwear at a man.

90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right

Creative Videos

That Night in Williamsburg

Time lapse of a city scape, with sounds by Near Deaf Experience.
The buildings were animated to become graphic equalizers.
That Night in Williamsburg

North Shore Waves

Surfer Jamie O'Brien on the Banzai Pipeline on the North Shore
of Hawaii and creative filming by Vincent Laforet
North Shore Waves

Humorous Videos

Hello M'Lady

Humorous skit about an app that helps you manage those clingy fragile guys that think they are dating you.
Hello M'Lady

The Pope as a Bouncer

The Pope tells little story about his stint as a bouncer before he got into the priesthood.
The Pope as a Bouncer

Fun Facts
In federal fiscal year 2012 (October 1, 2011 to September 30, 2012), the federal government collected $2.41 trillion in revenues, which were comprised of 48% individual income taxes, 37% social insurance taxes, 7.5% corporate income taxes, and 7.5% in misc. other taxes.

Entertaining

Devil Rays Jumping

Devil Rays Jumping off the coast of Mexico
Devil Rays Jumping

Nuclear Weapon Proliferation

An interesting video on what limits nuclear proliferation and why centrifuges play such an important role.
Nuclear Weapon Proliferation

Humor from the Forum

Boys and Men


What do toy trains and boobs have in common?

They were both designed for the kids but it's the dad that ends up playing with them.

Around the Net

Huge Puddle Splash at 2500fps

Gav and Dan make a big splash, on a freezing cold day, in a gigantic puddle, with the help of Scion, and a slow motion camera.
Huge Puddle Splash at 2500fps

Vitruvian Man

A performance with a giant ring named after Leonardo da Vinci’s drawing of a man inscribed in a circle.
Vitruvian Man

Secretary Adds Breastmilk

There was a security camera in the break room, and it catches her adding breastmilk to the coffee.
Secretary Adds Breastmilk

Fun Facts
Since 2009, government spending at all levels has been consuming more of the nation's economy than ever recorded in the history of the U.S., including World War II.

Cable Monopoly Videos

Unbundle My Cable

Hilarious scene from South Park about
dealing with the cable monopoly
Unbundle My Cable

Cable Service

If there is no alternative, then it is a monopoly
and cable companies have you by the ba...
Cable Service

Humor from the Forum

How many politicians?


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done, while the other screws it into a water faucet.

Musical Comedy Videos

Nothing Ruins Comedy

Comedian Tim Minchin with this trademark combination
of biting satirical lyrics and surreal showmanship.
Nothing Ruins Comedy

Nothing Beats Kittens

Competing for views is tough when the top
videos on YouTube are kittens and puppies.
Nothing Beats Kittens

Fun Facts
Thirty-three percent of online daters form a relationship, 33% do not, and 33% give up.

The online dating industry generates $1.8 billion per year and the matchmaker/dating coach business generates $260 million per year in the US.

The third week in September is National Singles Week in the US.

Creative Ads

Perpetual Motion

Reasoning that since butter toast always lands butter side down,
and cats always land on their feet, combining the two could create...
Perpetual Motion

Memorable Moments

Fiat Auto Argentina is introducing the new Fiat Palio to men.
This particular spot, "Boob Job," is likely to get a man's attention.
Memorable Moments

Safe Sex Music

Creative studio in Switzerland comes up with a musical theme
for a public service announcement encouraging safe sex with condoms.
Safe Sex Music

Humor from the Forum

Give it to me!


“Give it to me!” She yelled.

"I’m so wet, give it to me now!"

But I guess chivalry is dead

... Because I'm keeping the umbrella

Creative Videos

Eye of the Storm

Eye of the Storm is a winter saga in Iceland. Storms are agents of change. While often destructive and unpredictable, they also demonstrate the unyielding power of nature.
Eye of the Storm

Graceful Eruption

A mid-level flare erupted from the sun on April 2, 2014. This video from NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory shows the flare in a blend of two wavelengths of extreme ultraviolet light
Graceful Eruption

Fun Facts
The sun makes up around 99.85% of the Solar System’s mass.

Comedy Videos

Three Men in a Maternity ward

In standup comedy telling a joke
is all about delivery and timing.
Three Men in a Maternity ward

A Magical Banana

Comedy and magic combined in a hilarious
skit about learning the art of magic
A Magical Banana

Humor from the Forum

Irish Philosophy


There are only two things you need to worry about in life;

Either you are well, or you are sick.

If you are well, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, then there's two things to worry about;

Either you will get better, or you will get worse.

If you will get better, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you get worse, then there's two things to worry about;

Either you will live, or you will die.

If you are going to live, then there's nothing to worry about. But if you are going to die, then there's two things to worry about;

Either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell.

If you go to heaven then there's nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell...

You'll be so damn busy shaking all your friends' hands you won't have time to worry, so why worry?

Humorous Handyman Videos

Cadilac of Backhoes

A humorous handyman project! Red Green shows how
easy it is to turn a Cadillac into a backhoe
Cadilac of Backhoes

Flush That Gas

What do a carburetor and the toilet had in common?
If you answered a float, you would be correct but ...
Flush That Gas

Fun Facts
The words hurricane, cyclone and typhoon are all names for the same type of storm. The name tells you where the storm occurred. Hurricanes are defined as storms over the North Atlantic or the Caribbean. In the western Pacific Ocean, hurricanes are known as typhoons. Cyclones are hurricanes over the Indian Ocean.

Comedy News
Region Limited

Heartbleed Internet Bug

An overlooked technical flaw creates the greatest security breach in Internet history
Heartbleed Internet Bug
Region Limited

America's Uninformed Opinion on Ukraine

A study finds that the less Americans know about Ukraine's location, the more likely they are to support intervention.
America's Uninformed Opinion on Ukraine

Humor from the Forum

Her Father Escorted Her Down the Aisle


All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.


Funny Videos

A Little Help Please

When beach goers help this young lady out
of the sand they get a hilarious surprise.
A Little Help Please

Cream for Your Coffee

A waitress appears to use her personal stash
of milk when the coffee creamer's run out.
Cream for Your Coffee

Funny Quotes
''In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.'' - Len Deighton

''When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I am beginning to believe it.'' - Clarence Darrow

''Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ''elevator'', we say ''lift''... they say ''President'', we say ''stupid psychopathic git.'' - Alexai Sayle

''A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.'' - Winston Churchill


Humorous Clips

Whose Line Is It Unaired

One of the funniest shows ever!
Judging by these unaired scenes they had good time.
Whose Line Is It Unaired

What's On The Green Screen

A game where you try to figure out what
is being displayed behind you.
What's On The Green Screen
Humor from the Forum

I went on a backpacking holiday with the wife.


On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed..."

"Grow up," she replied.

"No, really," I continued. "It's hideous..."

"Stop pissing about," she snapped. "I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk."

Entertaining Videos

On Walmart

Walmart occupies an interesting niche
as the epitome of capitalism in America.
On Walmart

Beer Train

He has his lawnmower in gear and pulling
10 shopping carts full of beer
Beer Train

Fun Facts
Tuesday, April 21: The largest jellyfish ever discovered (a lion's mane jellyfish washed up in Massachusetts Bay in 1965) had a body 7 1/2 ft in diameter, and tentacles a staggering 120ft in length. Longer than the largest blue whale ever found.

People are asked to say 'cheese' when having their photo taken because it turns the mouth up, making them smile. In the 19th century, the fashion was for stern, tight-mouthed expressions instead - one studio made people say 'prunes' to achieve the desired effect.

Around the Net

Reporter Goes for a Dip

Reporter giving an interview grabs the wrong line for support and ends up in the water.
Reporter Goes for a Dip

Facebook Quizzes are Stupid

A funny parody video about all the stupid crap that is stuck in Internet videos trying to get people to sign up or subscribe
Facebook Quizzes are Stupid

How Brass Instruments Work

Musician demonstrates concept of brass instruments using a mouthpiece a length of vinyl tubing and a funnel.
How Brass Instruments Work

Sharks Follow Boat

While returning to port and tossing leftover chum, a fisherman put a GoPro overboard to see what was going on underwater.
Sharks Follow Boat

Humor from the Forum

My doctor wrote me a prescription


My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"...

But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".



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